Saturday, September 27, 2008

DEADBEAT PARENTS SUCK AND SHOULD BE CASTRATED AND NEUTERED

People who cheat on their spouses, thinking they will never get caught. And these cheating spouses who morph into sorry parents and abandon their kids. What kinds of people are populating the Earth today? People have no sense of responsibility anymore. You can produce children, but refuse to provide for them? Posted by Wendy on August 24, 2008

Mr C adds...You should be sterilized, then castrated for good measure.







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ELIZABETH DOLE vs BEV PERDUE: BOTH STUPID CHOICES

Anyone who voted for Elizabeth Dole in NC is...well you know...Stupid.

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Amendment 5/09: Anyone who voted for Bev Perdue in NC is... also Stupid. lol... guess the joke's on the voters no matter which way you went.



CHEWING FOOD WITH AN OPEN MOUTH

Is there anything worse sitting down somewhere to eat, and the person next to you is cowing down (no pun intended...) on plate of food-- that they don't need to begin with-- and they refuse to close their mouth when they chew their food?

STUPID STUPID! STUPID! Close your freaking mouth when you eat!!!!

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OVERWEIGHT AIRLINE PASSENGERS: MURPHY'S LAW

Murphy's Law: Stupid people who are the size of 2 stupid people will only buy 1 seat on an airplane and they will sit next to you.

For slimmer travelers, the worst thing about being in a cramped airplane can be sitting next to an obese neighbor. Irene Lucia says, "Plane seats are confining enough without having another passenger take up half of what you've paid for." I tend to agree.

I don't care if you have a "food addiction", it doesn't give you the right to roll your rolls into the space I paid for-- that is, unless you want to pay for half of my airfare...


PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FLUSH

You are just plain freaking stupid if you visit a public restroom and do not flush the toilet. I have been in many public restrooms where evidence was left behind, and I have never understood why people don't flush the damn toilet. You flush at home, so flush in public stupid!

And if you don't flush at home, what the hell is wrong with you!


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THE CHURCH AND HYPOCRITES: A COMMON THEME?

Want to hear about large groups of stupid people? Every Sunday large groups of people attend these functions also known as "Church".

I recently went to one of these functions and sat through a fiery sermon about me busting hell wide open if I didn't change my ways. I was almost convinced that I was a bad person until the preacher recessed halfway through-- so they all could get some fresh air and smoke a cigarette (preacher included)!

LOL HAHAHA! Stupid, Stupid! And we wonder what’s wrong with America! Look at your local churches on Sundays; most members have hangovers from Saturday night bar hopping! lol STUPID. I know I was talking about smoking at first, but really when you think about it, every single one of those people in that church are total hypocrites about everything, not just the smokers!

MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT BUMPER STICKERS

I was driving around town looking for some cheap gas to put in my "go cart", and I see this mini van in front of me with the famous bumper sticker "My child is an honor student"

I think, "how f*cking stupid is that". You know what your honor-roll student is doing with their cell phone? What kind of profile does your brainiac have online? I would think that if you were really that proud-- that you have the smartest child in America-- then you would make them delete their slutty myspace pages!

People who defecate (pun intended) their vehicles with these stickers are stupid. I mean who really gives a crap if your child's an honor student anyway. What's the point? He'll be lucky if he is flipping burgers somewhere someday... most high-school overachievers don't amount to much...


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DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT? WHO DOES THAT? I CAN'T DRIVE 55...

When driving about, stupid people are never in any hurry since they really don't have anywhere to go. So they have no sense of time, speed, direction, or purpose.

So they drive exactly at, or just under, the speed limit-- when the rest of the world moves at 5-10 over the limit.

Even my grandmother, who never bothered to get a license, drove over the speed limit. Stupid people also will restrict their driving to only when everyone else is on the road. Please, stupid, get out of the way or just go home.

Despite what the insurance companies say, speeders don't cause accidents-- the morons driving slowly do. Speeders have accidents when they are reckless or inattentive, not when they are speeding.


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CIGARETTE TAXES ARE HARD ON EVERYONE, BUT NO EXCUSE TO BEG OR BUM ONE IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT

I'm sitting in the Drive Thru at McDonald's getting my daily double cheeseburger from the dollar menu, with the windows rolled down jamming to Cher on my Ipod, when a scraggly looking redneck approaches my car from the side. I struggle to reach for my gun, thinking this fool is going to try and rob me!

I look at him in disgust, and he says "yo can I get a cigarette man?"

I simply respond to him in the nicest way possible: "NO, YOU CANNOT GET A SMOKE STUPID ASS, NOW GET AWAY FROM MY CAR AND GET A JOB LIKE THE REST OF AMERICA!"


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WAITING IN LINE AT WALMART

What is stupid?

People who have nothing better to do than to go shopping at Wal-Mart and have 3 carts full of junk, then take up the whole register aisle and section going to the door, and won't let the person who went in there to get a few items on lunch get out.

The whole time they act like they don't have a care in the world. Maybe they don't have a schedule, but some of us do STUPID. Have the decency to get out of the damn way...then go about your merry business! Posted by Linda


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BEV PERDUE AND NC EDUCATION: A SELL-OUT or is it SALE-OUT?

Pet Peeve: People who don't know the difference between sale and sell! It's not for sell, STUPID...it’s for sale ...learn it and use it so you don't come across as a total idiot! Posted by Linda on August 24, 2008 - Sunday 9:02 PM

Just a common thing if you're from north carolina or perhaps the south in general... they interchange words in the most profound and stupid ways sometimes! You can thank Bev Perdue for her fine educational standards for that one. Long live the south!

People of North Carolina, for the record: Things that are on sale are for sale. You sell things that are on sale or that are for sale. We do not sale things, put things up for sell, or put them on sell. Rather, we sell things, put things up for sale, and put things on sale.

"Sell" is pronounced like "cell", and "sale" is pronounced like "sail". Sell and Sale are not pronounced the same... despite what your accent tells you.

This whole plague that Bev Perdue started has now spread far and wide. Internet sites where people can "sale" things are loaded with morons now. You’ll see items up “for sell” or ads for items that “must sale.” It's actually depressing what this country is coming to :(


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MCDONALD'S DRIVE THUR ETIQUETTE FOR LARGE ORDERS

Know what I hate? When sitting at a fast food drive through waiting for my daily double cheeseburger, the car in front of me has ordered 50 bucks worth of food, then when they get it they have to hand it out to all 2 people in the car who look like 13, before leaving the window.

Solution to this problem? Park the car, get out, walk inside and order. Then you can have a seat and check all your food for accuracy, and with the cardio to your heart, you just might realize that your big ass didn't need that much food to begin with.
OR drive up enough to let the 20 cars behind you get their food.

Have some respect for the people sitting in line. If you are ordering THAT much food, instead of McDonalds, go to Subway and learn from Jarrod. YOU ARE "STUPID"

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BATHROOM ETIQUETTE: EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW

What gives with people who talk on their cellphones in the stalls of the bathroom... HELLO... other people might need to do a little business in there...do you REALLY want the person you are talking to to hear all that???

And for those of you who flush during a conversation, do you really think I need to hear that and have to try to be respectful of your conversation after that??? NO, I do not...so please, if you want to talk, talk outside the bathroom...MOST people are in there for a reason!

Look peeps! if you got to go, have some respect! Don't be "stupid" and let the person you are talking to hear that disgusting splashing! LOL "stupid" Posted by Linda on August 30, 2008



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Friday, September 26, 2008

GEORGE BUSH VOTERS GOT PLAYED STUPID

No need to go into a long lengthy rant today about how most Americans cannot afford to put gas in their cars, let alone buy freaking milk that cost almost five bucks for a gallon.

The Bush Administration has driven the United States to hell in a hand basket. Do you all remember the stimulus checks that we all received back in May and June?

How dear Mr. Bush told everyone to go out and spend the money to get the economy moving again, well peeps all it was, was a nice little way of saying "we are getting ready to take you all for a nice ride, so buckle your seat belt and hang on." The housing market has crashed.

Most Americans are living paycheck to pay check, no jobs, no economic security, and yet we do nothing but take it. Everyone that voted for president Bush including myself are, well...just plain "stupid" My vote is for Chucky in 08. LOL "Stupid"


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Thursday, September 25, 2008

MERGING TRAFFIC: HOW TO DO IT CORRECTLY

This comes from one my buddy's from the north. For God's sakes peeps, if you are going to cut someone off in traffic, or be as stupid as to pull out in front of someone, then step on the gas when you do so, then you probably won't see the middle finger of the person you almost killed. "Stupid"

Phil Peterson, October 17, 2008 SAYS, and I agree: "I was taught, and have always believed, that it is the responsibility of the driver who is merging to "fit into" the flow of traffic.

"Merging is designed to permit vehicles to enter and exit a highway without causing disruption in the pre-existing flow of traffic. Highways are equipped with on-ramps and off-ramps, which generally connect to acceleration and deceleration lanes.

The idea behind this is when you pull onto the entrance ramp, you slowly begin building velocity. At the point where you can make eye contact with the highway, you need to immediately start assessing the gaps and the speed of existing traffic. Then use the acceleration lane to match the speed flow, and ease your vehicle into an appropriate gap before the acceleration lane ends.

A successful merge entails you entering the highway almost at or at the speed limit, while causing no disturbance in the speeds of the vehicles behind you.

Much too often, especially in rural areas, I have merging drivers expect me to get out of their way, when they should be adjusting their position into the flow of traffic so that they do not interrupt the flow.


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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

YAHOO STUPID ANSWERS: PEOPLE WHO CHEW WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN

I had to re-post this as it drew the most attention and laughs from all who read it.

I was sitting in Applebee's eating with a good friend of mine who is not from this area. I was sitting at the bar (the only place you can smoke in Applebee's--a "stupid" story for another day) eating some boneless buffalo wings and sipping on my iced tea. I hear this chirping noise to my left, and you all know me, I'm gonna look :). So I turn to my left, the guy sitting next to me is eating a green leafy chicken something salad, I dunno what it was, but whatever, it was a salad.


He had salad dressing running down his chin, and was chewing those big leafy leaves like a damn goat! I laughed so hard-- you peeps will never know the joy this man brought to my life sitting at that bar! I had to go outside so I could breathe. Then I tried to take a picture of him with my cellphone! But of course, me not wishing to draw attention myself just sat there and waited until he was done, so I could finish my dinner.

The funny part came when my quiet friend got so irritated at the sound of the "goat eating" that he blurted out for all to hear!
"How much is it to ask that stupid people don't do that in public? If they are going to chew like a goat, go eat with them instead of other humans. Then he looks at me and says "Now there is something stupid to write about." And that's what I did. Peeps please chew with your mouth closed! (I love stupid people:)

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Tuesday, September 23, 2008

BEEF AND CHEDDAR STICKS CAN KILL IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL!

Have any of you peeps ever bought those beef and cheddar sticks that you see in food stores, well my question to the "Stupid" people who design those packages, Have any of you ever tried to get inside one of those things? I mean its like pulling teeth to get the damn thing open, and then once you do get it open, it rips down the wrong side and the cheese breaks in half and falls to the floor.

Today I was hungry and I stopped at Fast Phil 's to get a beef and cheddar and my Diet Dew. I almost crashed head on with a semi getting it to open, I spilled my Dew all over my car and dropped the beef and cheddar stick!

A beef and cheddar stick almost killed me today! So Uncle Bucks Beef and Cheddar Sticks, you are "STUPID"

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