Thursday, October 2, 2008

DO BI-POLAR PEOPLE HAVE 2 MYSPACE ACCOUNTS?

Just imagine if Sybil were alive today, she would have over 100 different myspace accounts to manage! LOL....






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Wednesday, October 1, 2008

VELVEETA IS NOT CHEESE, DESPITE WHAT YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU

Velveeta has never been and will never be....cheese! It is made, in part, of whey, a by-product of cheese-making. Velveeta is a "cheese product" whatever that means!

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EXPRESS CHECKOUT LINES ARE NOT FOR EVERYONE!

Listen peeps. This thought came from Barb, and has been one of my pet peeves for many years. The express lane at the supermarket means exactly that, 15 items or less. So if you think that just because you have 25 packets of instant potatoes and that it counts as one item, then you are just retarded as well as freaking stupid!

Are you that self-centered to think that just because the item is the same that you can just go to the express lane and get out faster than everyone else? You think the world owes you something and that you are so special?

Well I hope that I never meet you in the express lane at Food lion, because I will NOT hold my tongue, I will look you in the face, laugh and call you "Stupid". The world owes you nothing, and you are not that special with your long overdue 1980's hair cut. Wait in line like everyone else if you have over 15 items.







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Sunday, September 28, 2008

HOW TO GET A BLOWJOB AT THE SALON

This is a great story from the great depths of the internets:

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
And asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. Posted By Linda.

I can't even comment on this peeps! All I will say is that this is beyond an embarrassing moment! It is Stupid! LOL. I wish you all could hear how loud I am laughing right now.


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PICKING YOUR NOSE IN PUBLIC

Ok peeps! Since I started this blog I find myself suddenly watching everything around me for signs of Stupidity. This is the best yet. I worked a 12 hour shift with some of the most worthless people on earth. I am tired and sleepy and very cranky because I had to forfeit my beef and cheddar stick at the gas station because of tremendous anger at the price of gas. Ok I'm babbling( note to self...get on with the story)

I am driving down the highway and I look at the truck that is speeding past me. As he passes, I glance over and I see this person driving with his finger crammed up his nose digging like there was an oil well in his forehead. At this point I felt like like crashing my car into a tree. Look this is all I am going to say about this!

Although you stupid people may think it's cool to pick your nose because Hillary does on national TV, but I am here to tell you peeps for god's sake if you want to drive and pick your nose, please take back roads because I do not want to see such crap as this when I am driving. To the man digging! You are just plain "Stupid" and nasty!
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TREADMILLS ARE FOR EXERCISE, AND TO MAKE PEOPLE STUPID

This is the second day in a row that I have ran across Stupid people playing on treadmills. Listen up peeps! In case you didn't know it already from all the warnings in and around treadmills, I will tell you as plain as I can without trying to hurt anyone's feelings: Treadmills aren't toys and if treated as such, then you end up all over the internet looking STUPID. LOL

Click to Laugh at this "Stupid"


Attach your laptop to your treadmill!