Saturday, October 18, 2008

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT SO BE CAREFUL!



Good morning peeps! After a very long shift sitting around I decided to clean out my work e-mail and rid myself of unwanted "junk" e-mails. I just happen to run across this e-mail that made me perk up instantly, better than the 11 cups of coffee trying to stay awake.

What in the hell is this lady thinking? How much would one have to spend to keep this person from dying of starvation? Can we all say "high maintenance?" Although I can't understand what in the name of god would posses a person to allow themselves to get this disgusting I am more distraught that they would even fathom the idea that this is somehow hot!

Ok Peeps! If you are going to stuff yourselves at Mcdonalds daily, just remember the word MODERATION, for it means to enjoy things without indulging to the point of death or harm. Instead of calling this person "Hot ghetto mama" I will just refer to her as ...well you know "Stupid".

Good night my dear peeps, a last thought for all my peeps! Laugh until you can't laugh anymore.
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Friday, October 17, 2008

THE RIDDLE OF THE BANANNA TREE

There is a very large coconut tree in the forest. Four animals meet at the tree everyday to see who can climb it in the fastest time and be the first to grab a banana. The animals are a lion, a snake and of course the lesbian squirrel and a chimp. Which animal do you think is the fastest to grab the banana? Your answer will reflect your personality trait and determine how well you interact with people. You have on thirty seconds to answer or your computer will explode, So hurry!


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Thursday, October 16, 2008

MYSPACE AND BLOGGING CAN SAVE YOUR COMPUTER

What a night we had last night! All I can say is that I was on overload. I had a political war going on between two visitors to stupid, and I was moderating all those cruel words, chatting with others, and folding laundry, eating, And lets not forget changing the oil in my goKart.

As I was about to gather up my computer and sling it through the front window onto the lawn, a thought occurred to me...A hammer would be much easier.

So here I go looking for my hammer, having every intention of smashing my very expensive computer into pieces small enough to fit in my new dust pan I bought at the dollar shack earlier. I was sitting there hammer in hand I started to feel bad that I wasn't going to be able to talk to Barb, Linda, Wendy, and all my other myspace peeps if I trashed my computer.

So I then decide that I will do one final goodbye to them and revisit all my peeps myspace pages.
Half way through I run across this blog entry on one of my peeps pages.

It was called Excerpt From My (very unfinished) Book. Listen closely peeps! After reading this entry and others this dude had posted, I was literally on the floor laughing so hard that as I write this morning the muscles in my stomach feel as if I done a million crunches last night.

So peeps with that said, the humor that came from this guy saved me from giving up last night.

And if you don't take the time to go there and read this great work then you are just "Stupid"
So thanks Uhlir for making me laugh like a fool!

And you know I have to say it.....With much respect and gratitude.....You rock! :)


SPOUSES WHO ARE WORTHLESS

Looking back over my life and working daily on this website I realize that I have left out the biggest "stupid" of all, me:(.

I will explain, I have spent the last 20 years of my life believing that I was happy or at least one day going to be happy. I was married for almost 20 years. 20 years of lies, deceit, pain and suffering.

I am not blaming anyone but myself, I was stupid for not seeing that someone wasn't good for me, I was stupid to accept all the pain that another human being can bestow upon someone, I was stupid for allowing my four beautiful children to go through such hell, I was stupid for thinking that anything was ever going to change.

I was stupid for not caring enough about myself to see what I was letting someone do to me and my family. Although things are tough for me now, as I am now a single father of my babies. I can sleep at night and for the first time in all my adult life, I can truly love me for me.

A friend pointed out to me that there is a little stupid in all of us, even myself. But everyone else's stupidity is just more stupid than mine, and much more hiliarous. I am the skinny kid on the right. That bright orange jacket! LOL Stupid!


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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

EMAIL CHAIN LETTERS AND EMAIL SPAM

I was sorting through the endless e-mails in my in box today. I had a gazillion credit card offer, free porn, online degrees, classmates searching for me and god only knows what else. But one e-mail caught my eye and Sammy started to howl, and you all know that means...."Stupid is near"

I saw this e-mail chain letter, you all know what I'm talking about, the one's that say you are going to die, or be doomed in so many days if you don't send it to at least 10 people. As I looked at this stupid chain letter I wondered to myself what the hell are people doing that they waste their time on such shit as this.

Look peeps, If you are going to waste your time sending out e-mails such as this then you should be educated on the subject, from none other that the I see stupid people founder!
  1. E-mail chain letters can be considered spam, and we all know that spam is against the law.
  2. E-mail chain letters really piss me off.
  3. The list that you add your name and sometimes address to is sent to some 4,000 other people and you have no control over who gets your name, and yes your e-mail address.
Peeps look, as good as I love a good joke, or a funny e-mail. Do not send out stupid chain letters. They are ignorant, stupid and worthless.

If you must send out something as funny as I see stupid people, then forward the e-mail and delete everyone else's address and send away (or use BCC for their email addresses).


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Sunday, October 12, 2008

HOMELAND SECURITY, BUSH, AND PARIS HILTON'S G-STRING


Well hi peeps, I was bathing Sammy in the bathtub today thinking about the current state of affairs and all the political hoopla flooding the airways. I heard Sara Palin in the distance speaking to a rather large group of people, and my mind started to drift to the past years of Dear ol' George's administration.

The first thought that came into my head was when they found Saddam hiding in that hole in the dessert. A light bulb went off in my head and I asked myself how is dear ol' George any different from Saddam?

His administration has raped all Americans for years. Our jobs are gone, and our families are struggling just to survive from paycheck to paycheck.

Everything has went sky high and our paychecks as well as jobs have shrunk. He has told one lie right after the other about the "war on terror" and we have yet to find Osama Bin Laden. Our sons and daughters are sitting over in the desert fighting a war that George created. There is virtually no media time to our troops anymore.

Have we forgotten them because we are so focused on Sara Palins pregnant daughter, or could we be more worried about what color Paris Hilton' s g-string is this week?

So many questions and no answers. I did hear something about Brittany is getting her kids back though...All so interesting and well you know "Stupid"


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