Saturday, November 22, 2008


Dating sites I have decided are not the place to meet men and in talking to a few men on there obviously not the place to meet a woman. Unless, of course, you are trying to get ya some…of which the majority of people may be, but there are those “few” like me who would actually like to go out on a real date, like I would know what one was.

I have been on dating sites since 2006. The majority of guys I have met have turned out to be interested in only one thing. They aren’t interested in taking you out to dinner, to a movie…heck most just want to get it on and get the heck out of dodge and make you their booty call which is something that blows my mind. These guys are 30-100 years old…do they think they have all the time in the world to find someone who completes them? Horror story…Mr C said to give a horror story…well the stupidest story is of the guy who dresses like a woman and posts his pictures like that on the dating site and thinks he will find a good woman who accepts that? Well, it certainly won’t be this one.

If I have a man, he needs to be a man and not want to be a woman…it really confuses me WHAT DOES HE WANT? No, I never met him, but he is on two different sites that I have been on…and it blows my mind. I would like just once to see what he looks like as a man…in a PICTURE, but that hasn’t happened so far and I am too scared to even show the slightest interest because I AM NOT interested in that.

If I wanted a woman or was interested in them, I would not be looking for a man, not saying I am anymore. I don’t trust them as far as I can throw them, but that’s not the point. The point is dating sites are stupid. I should take myself off them, but don’t. It is interesting to see the response you get and I have been gullible and na├»ve in the past, but no longer. I see what’s out there and it’s not the way I want to live my life. It’s a game and it’s not fun unless you want to play the game.

One site I did delete because one of the men that I did meet kept changing his name and location and sending me messages to which I called him on EVERY TIME because I knew it was him by the way he typed and talked and by his responses when I called him on it. That one gave me the MO of what a stalker would use when I met him. Who tells someone they just met how I stalker would stalk??? Luckily, I just have had message harassment, nothing more, but I feel for anyone who has had a lunatic STUPID person who needs a life to go after them for real.

People need to realize, if you AREN’T interested, you aren’t interested…take a hike and go find someone who is. I have blocked people on messenger for harassment after I have made it perfectly clear I wasn’t interested, but they refused to listen and the abuse they felt they had to put me down and call me crazy for it, thinking I would give in, but I didn’t and I won’t anymore. I will take a lot but I WILL put an end to it. Tangents are great aren’t they. Enough, Mr C is this good enough if not hit delete and lets start OVER

Friday, November 21, 2008


This email I received made me curse uncontrollably for hours! This is the stupidest shit I have ever seen OR heard in my life. The stupid ass that made these should be burned at the stake! UGGG! You stupid shit!

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant f eature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself....

Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008



A little deviation is always good especially when I am so consumed with how I can destroy my daughter's boyfriend. LOL

Just a couple thoughts on the newest articles in the news. Back Friday. Now if you have been following this blog, then most of you already know what an ass I am about retail and what it has done to America. Our world has gone to shit! And if you think it hasn't, then you are just stupid- or you live a cave in Utah, which at the moment- is where I wish I was.

For the past two years, our government as well as the oil company's have mistaken us for fools! They raped us, then laughed in our faces as they sat back and counted their record profits. George W. Bush did the same thing. He sat back and laughed as we worked sometimes two jobs, lost our homes, lost our jobs, and lives in the desert waging a war for oil.

Thank God for the internet, as we now have access to all this information, that in years past was hidden from us.

I sign in this morning to check my messages , and what do I see on Yahoo? Black Friday comes early.

Who in hell is even thinking about shopping with everything that is happening right now? Are most Americans that freaking stupid? Do we really care about getting an LCD for 90 bucks?

Do you think that gas has suddenly came down because anyone in the government did anything? No! the gas is down for one reason AND ONE REASON ONLY. They want your money in their pockets on BLACK FRIDAY. Then the gas will go back up, it is a cycle people! Research gas prices last year during the holiday's! They did the same thing!

It is now the retail industry's turn to rape us, so they can sit back and count their money, as YOU sit at your table looking at all the credit card bills trying to figure out how you are going to pay them, and still feed your children. Folks the writing on the wall is plain and clear.

We have been a pawn for everyone else for to many years. Stay at home on Black Friday, cook up some food, turn on the tube, and watch them fret as they realize that the American people are not playing the game anymore.

Write a letter to the troops in the desert on BLACK FRIDAY. lets really make this a BLACK FRIDAY for them,(RETAIL) not us.

We hold the key in this country, It's all about money, money, money. The poor and the innocent suffer so someone can run out to buy the latest "thing" in this country. We say nothing, do nothing, and sit around and bitch about everything wrong. Do something about it on BLACK FRIDAY!

You cannot look to Barrack Obama to bring change to Washington alone, the change starts with you. We already have everything we need, if you really look at it.

The housing industry is in turmoil, the auto industry HAS CRASHED AND WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO BAIL THEM OUT? WE ARE! Food cost is the highest it has been in this country in like forever. And most Americans worry at night if they will have job the next day.

Open your eyes people, Do your friends and family a favor and tell them that you will not be accepting any gifts from anyone. And if they do shower you with gifts, tell them to inculde the reciept so you can return the product, take the money and stash it away!

Tell your children that you will be experiencing a different kind of Christmas this year. Holidays filled with fellowship, love, and happiness. "Things" are not needed for this.

Take that Black Friday money and make an extra car payment, or and extra house payment. Or better yet take that money and put it away for rainey days (as my granpa used to say) that will soon come to us.

I have a dear friend in Chicago, and although we have never met in person, his story has inspired "change" in my heart. It made me look at who I was, and the things I take for granted. His name is George, and I don't think that he will mind me using his story in this blog. But to make along story short. He was in an accident, and became paraplegic. Go visit him, HE IS AWESOME!

If you look at his website, you will see a human being who has inspired change in his very existence. His writings, his photos, etc. He is a man to be admired.

George, you rock!

If everyone that reads this post would take just one dollar from their Black Friday money and send it to George, then he would be able to purchase that stand up wheelchair that he needs. I know I will be sending him my dollar.

So in closing, think about your OWN life very seriously this holiday season. We are more than we can ever realize. We hold the keys to freedom right in our hands. I choose to no longer be a slave to the United States Government, retail, or anything else that threatens to take my very existence away from me.

I don't need your Black Friday deals, I don't need anyone taking money from me and my family. What I do need is a world that values me as a human being, and not a dollar sign. What we all need is a wake up call, and if the current state of the Union is not a wake up call, then I Don't know what it will take.

Happy Holiday's peeps! I love you all, and although I don't use this blog for many serious things, or thoughts-today is different.

Be the change...


August 21, 1991, I was there.

I was there on that day in August when you were born. I was there changing your diapers years later. I was there when you ate your first real meal. I was there cleaning you up when you made messes. I was there during all the "Bad" times, do you remember? All the nights I would come into your room, lay on the floor and eat chips and talk? The tears, the pain that we all experienced? I was there...

Now you are growing into a beautiful young woman, and I am proud of what you have become. You could have been so many undesirable things. But you took what you were given and made yourself into gold. I miss combing your hair, playing games, making scary faces and running around the house chasing you. But I will still be there, chasing these stupid guys that really don't know what you are, or what you have been through. I will be making scary faces as they beg for mercy LOL.

You have goals in life, I always taught you to never depend on anyone for anything, to never settle for a mere existence of someone else's drama. I taught you to be strong and make good choices. The day you left for New York, I cried myself to sleep, worried about you out there in that big ole world. Although lots of things have changed for us over the past years, I will never forget the little girl that I used to entertain with singing and dancing in front of your friends when they would spend the night.

I am your dad. I have known you before you even came into this world. And I am here to tell you that I will hunt down, stalk, harass, beat down, maim anyone or anything that hurts you. Get used to it. I have always been an over-achiever, nothing I have ever done, that I did not do very well, and being a father is no different! Although I was only 20 years old when you where born, I took the job of being a father/mother very serious.

I will be hiding behind trees, cars, buildings, etc.. It's in my blood. There is nothing that you could ever do that would make me not love you. Keep your head on straight, keep your dreams in the palm of your hands, look at them everyday. If other people-boys, don't share in those dreams, then I will take the burden off you and destroy them for you! I am Dad, and that is what I do!

Monday, November 17, 2008


Peeps, I am pissed! And could use some advice right now! What is this picture about? These are the pictures that my awesome daughter posted on her myspace.

My question to her, and the idiot that is "stuck" to her face is, who does this fool think he's messing with? Has she- as well as he not been reading my blog?

Do they not understand that I am legally insane? Are they that crazy to think that I am not everywhere, and know everything? This stupid did not even bother to fill out the application to date my daughter! That is instant disqualification to ever date her!

You are a complete idiot for thinking that you could put your dirty freaking mouth on hers! I am about to blow a gasket! I will not tolerate such crap as this! Little does he know that I have already made plans to sit him down and explain this picture to me!

I mean if you look closely at the pic, she looks as if she didn't even want that punk all over! I am thinking that a crime has been committed here. Ah, I can see him now in a jail jumpsuit playing dominoes and eating cheap honey buns, all the time wishing that he had never done something as stupid as to soil my angel.

Now I think I am going to preform a shakedown of her bedroom to gather more information on this "wanted criminal" But first, I think I will paint my face and go sit on the porch and wait for him to bring her home! Then I strike!

You are stupid dude.

Sunday, November 16, 2008


Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a sand dune near Kuwait . When the nerve agents effects starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.


Peeps, if you are going to try and "wow" your friends with e-mails, please make sure they fit the occasion. This e-mail was sent to a friend of mine, and well...I look out for my peeps! To the one that sent this, YOU ARE STUPID and should consider getting a life.

Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!

1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.
2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it.
Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!

This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!).
Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND YOU WONDER WHY I SEEM TO DISAPPEAR UNDER A ROCK? I JUST GOT THIS, AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, I RESPONDED WITH THE FOLLOWING: "WHAT IN THEEEE HELL IS THIS?" {my actual response} I THINK I WILL GO, AND SCREAM OUT LOUD, YANK MY HAIR...and actually um, cry. I am very disillusioned, and I cant imagine what my son would say if he saw this, I think I will spare him the piss off. I just want to know, why?...I just don't get it, I really don't.I almost passed out...and i am very grateful my daughters were not around.....I'm just gonna go-