Friday, December 12, 2008

STUPID PEOPLE NEVER LEARN

Peeps, it is mid-day and cold! Sammy and I drove to the store to get diet m.t dew, and a beef and cheddar stick. Well as I was checking out, a friend walked up behind me!

(Have you ever noticed that when you are in line at a gas station that there is always someone behind or in front of you talking on a cell phone, totally ignoring the cashier?

Well this friend turned out to be one of my cousins that I had not seen since my grandmother's funeral in January. Well to make a rather long story short, she was talking to her mother- who is my aunt! This woman is on every kind of Psychotropic drug that has ever been marketed.

Well of course, you can imagine that the phone ended up in my hand, everyone wants to talk to MR C! Whatever! I took the phone and noticed that there was a build up of earwax on the earpiece! And yes, I said it, Earwax.

Well you all know me, against my better judgment I instinctively said, "what in the hell is that" and pointed to the miniature dog pile covering the little earpiece.

I asked kindly how I could put the speakerphone on, because I was not getting that shit in my ear! So picture this peeps, I mean really picture it. Me, the speaker phone, with the volume wide open, and what does my aunt say in front of the now 10 people in line waiting for me and my cousin to move?


I said, "hi how are you, haven't talked to you in like a year"
She says "well you know, I don't get out much"
I said, "yeah I know"
She said to me right there...."you know that the world is going to end soon, we have a black president"

Yes, peeps! I almost shit all over the place as everyone looked at me in utter amazement in that gas station! I cannot get enough words together to tell her how stupid she is! I mean what in the hell are people thinking? Is she just stupid, or does she really believe that?

Man now I have to take a nap! In addition, peeps listen up, look at your cell phones right now, and inspect them for wax build up! It is nasty, and well just stupid.

And once you are done with that peeps! Go and clean your freaking ears!

Our mothers, no matter how whacked out they are, always told us to clean our ears!

Do it peeps!

Now I am going to enjoy this beef n cheddar stick with Sammy. She is pissed at me because I just cleaned her ears!

Don't be stupid!

I WANT THE GOLDEN ONE DADDY

Can you believe that she said "I didn't get the car I wanted for my 16 birthday! She got her mom's old porche! LOL! And we wonder why our kids are fucked up! LOL

Ms Cyrus! You are Stupid!

Dont be stupid!

MR C THE AX MAN

Peeps! It just came to me! I was sitting here watching old reruns of the Brady Bunch and a light bulb went off in my head! I started scrambling around to look for George's cell number so I can call and tell him how to fix this!

What is the one thing that cars or the auto industry cannot do without?

Its gas peeps!

Yo Bush can you hear me! Take all those billions that you and the gas industry took from us this past year and bail out the auto industry! It is a perfect fit George! That is if there is any of it left!

I will also send you a copy of my resume! I will go in and be the ax man, and trim the fat from the auto industry. I mean a father raising four children on 30 grand a year has to be creative! I am your man Bush! Send Mr. C in! LOL.

You are all stupid! As well as funny! It will be interesting to see what happens to this country after Bush leaves! The truth will then come out! Until then, keep blogging and pissing people off! It makes them think!

Don’t be stupid!

YO BUSH I RAN OUT OF CASH TWO YEARS AGO


Morning Peeps! I am at a turning point in my life, which road I will take is a mystery. I am taking a "life" test that is truly getting the best of me. We spend everyday of our lives making decisions. Should I go? should I stay, what clothes to wear, what food to eat, what to watch, what to say, >left or right>

But just for today I do not want to make any decisions-I guess I am just asking the universe to be kind to me today and just leave me alone.

But no! I see where George Bush is getting ready to bail out the auto industry. I tried to just forget about it and go get a double cheeseburger (always makes me feel better) but I cannot let it go.

Please note a few questions I have for the White House: All true or false of course.

Is it true that the CEO of Ford had a take home pay last year of almost 3.5 million dollars?

Is it true that GM's operating cost is almost 5 billion dollars per month?

Is it true that the auto exec flew into Washington on 6 million dollar leer jets to beg for money from the taxpayers?

Is it true that an autoworker makes over 70 bucks an hour?

Why is so difficult to hold these executives accountability for wasting billions of dollars? This did not happen by mistake! They are responsible for there own mess! Moreover, when did the auto industry become a government agency!

Look at all the mom and pop stores that closed their doors years ago, did the government do anything then? NO I say let them go bankrupt, and then they will learn from the mistake of being greedy its all about me syndrome!

In addition, what did the government do when all the millions of manufacturing jobs went overseas? NOTHING! Was their bailout money for American people that numbered into the millions that lost their jobs? They gave us nothing! I was one of them!

Is it the responsibility of the American people to gives these fucks our money? Look at this peeps! CEO auto salary's rival that of Saudi Princes in the Middle East! And they expect us to just give them more money! What the hell?

Stop rambling GJ! *note to self*

let us hope Mr. C can pass this test peeps!

Do not be stupid!

STUPID BURGER OF THE WEEK

I saw a lady at Burger King eating this and humming "wide open spaces" by the Dixie Chicks on her way to the toilet.

who's never struck out?
Many will follow
takes the shape of a big toilet
Room to make a big mistake
She will take this test
She let the whole restaurant know
she needed wide open spaces..
It took the shape of a place out west!

The sound was horrible!
ROMALOL!

If you can eat this, then you are Stupid

Dont be stupid!

LINDA SAYS

If you send me any virtual gifts, I will hunt you down and beat you to death with my computer; I only accept...Well gold, diamonds, cash and of course McDonald's double cheeseburgers...” Did I leave my cell phone in the lady's room at McDonald's tonight?"
I think I did! Oh, crap! I am sorry Linda I forgot that you do not eat double cheeseburgers! It is the Mac chicken. LOL ROMALOL~!

Don’t be stupid!

DERRICK ROSE STUPID?

According to the Chicago Tribune's Full-Court Press blog, Bulls rookie Derrick Rose missed Monday's practice after he needed 10 stitches to close a gash suffered at home while — you're not going to believe this one — slicing an apple in bed. Amazing.

"It was a silly incident," Rose said. "I was cutting up some food and I laid on a knife getting lazy in bed. I went to go get a bottle of water, came back, forgot the knife was there, and then sat down, and sliced my arm".

Rose is expected to play Tuesday night against the Knicks at the United Center, which is good news, but it begs the question: why is Rose cutting Red Delicious apples with a machete? That seems excessive.


LOL! I wonder if this is really the case. Sounds a little shady as well as STUPID!

Don’t be stupid!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

HOLIDAY MADNESS VIRTUAL GIFTS WTF?

Evening peeps! Now it is nearly 70 degrees here in Stupid Ville. I have been pondering what to give as gifts this holiday season, and you all know how I feel about Wal-Mart and retail in general. I read this article on "virtual gifts" and how big it is going to be this season. Now I am asking what in the hell is a virtual gift. Some people are even paying in excess of 10 bucks to send a "virtual gift" to loved ones living in other states, or coworkers. They are simple to send. Just click the yes button and send, there you have just sent a virtual gift to a friend or loved one. Great idea right? Not!

Now, I am all about being frugal and cheap these days, and I would even endorse virtual gifts, but com on, why in the hell would I pay for something that only exist in the matrix, or on someone’s server, or hard drive! Peeps if I am going to send someone a gift, which I probably will not, by the way- it would not be a virtual gift. I could think of a thousand things to do with ten dollars rather then sending it to some one's bank account for nothing but a few graphics all loaded up in a freaking e-mail.

I would rather receive a nice e-mail from a family member or friend before I would ever want something that I literally could not sink my teeth into, or hold in my hands! I mean think about it peeps. A virtual toolbox for my truck? Virtual cologne that I can never smell? Better yet how about a virtual gift card from Amazon, which I could never use. Talk about being pissed off! Oh, this is a good one! A virtual double cheeseburger for Sammy from McDonald's!


Oh, shit! This list goes on and on. Virtual prostitutes, Virtual beer, Virtual t-shirts! LOL! Virtual toilet tissue! And the kicker? Virtual holiday fruitcake! LOL Nasty! *vomit*.

And another thing! What is the virtual gift doesn’t fit right? Can it be returned? LOL! You are stupid! LOL

So if you are even thinking of sending a "virtual gift" this holiday season, you must be stupid! And what about Santa? Has he been traded in for the matrix? Poor Santa! I can see my kids now on Christmas morning....They all get up, and I have them all sign on the computer to view all there nice Christmas gifts! LOL

People spent as much as 35 to 50 million dollars on virtual gifts last year! If it is that easy for one to toss money to the wind, then toss some my way!

Send me an e-mail, I will gladly receive all that "virtual gift" money to make I see stupid people bigger and better! And buy Sammy some double cheeseburgers! Yummy! :)

Later Peeps!
GJ

Don't be stupid!

ROD WANTED TO SELL OBAMAS SEAT TO BARB

Peeps! I have been trying to avoid this subject at all cost, but I can no longer ignore it....Barb is pissed! Watch out Peeps! When she gets in these moods BEWARE! She can climb a silo in 3.9 seconds! She even gave Toby McGuire some pointers for the spider man movies!

Barb says: BARB SAYS: "YOU HAVE THE WRONG STUPID PERSON OF THE WEEK UP" THIS TITLE GOES TO OUR ASS OF A GOV.HERE IN ILLINOIS! UN FREAKING BELIEVABLE THAT MAN! CHICAGO WILL PROBABLY NEVER GET THE BID FOR THE OLYMPICS BECAUSE OF THIS CORRUPT AS HELL IDIOT. HE NEEDS A JUMPSUIT WITH "STUPID" ON IT! AND A CASE OF "SOAP ON-A-ROPE" HE'S GOING TO NEED IT!GRRRRRRRR.......GRUMBLE GRUMBLEGRRRR!!!!!!!

Dont be stupid!

LAST MINUTE CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR ME

By the way peeps! For those who have forgot to send me my Christmas present! This will work just fine! And again, thanks for all your support of I see stupid people!

My Christmas wishlist! Merry Christmas to all my friends! LOL. Mr C has became greedy! :)

Anything you pick will suffice! Amazon Rocks!





Dont be stupid!

STUPID PERSON OF THE WEEK

Morning Peeps! It is raining for real here in Stupid Ville! Almost 70 degrees in the middle of December! I have been busy shipping stuff that I sold on Amazon this morning (as stupid is not paying the bills-yet).

I made a note to myself that I was not going to deviate from my task today, and unexpectedly I accidentally clicked a link- It was supposed to be a shipping label- But ended up on some news website.

Anyway, I saw this interesting story of an actor that was performing a scene where he was to cut his throat with a dummy knife! LOL

Well, you guessed it! He slashed his throat open with a real knife in front of thousands of people! He then stumbles off stage with blood spurting all over the place! The audience seemed to think that it was all-fake, and began to applaud his performance!

Now peeps! My thing is this! How freaking stupid can someone be? Although someone may have replaced the dummy knife with a real one in order to try to kill the actor, I would never put a knife to my throat performing or not before, I checked it for sharpness.
Shit, I sniff my double cheeseburgers from McDonald’s to ensure that they do not smell funny and I do not die of food poisoning! LOL

This dude was stupid and very lucky that he did not bleed to death! What a way to go out! (Mr. I like to slash my throat- you are stupid!) I mean what if it had been a scene with a gun. I imagine that would have been the best U-tube video ever posted!

Mr. C advises- (Next time Mr. stupid actor boy) you should take inventory of who your real friends are, and check the props before hand! I mean as soon as you pick up the knife, run your finger across the blade in an inconspicuous way!

You are lucky Mr. Actor, as well as the stupidest person of the week!

Don't be Stupid!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

MR C ANSWERS ANOTHER QUESTION

Morning Peeps! I have another question that some stupid took the time to post on Yahoo Answers, it reads as follows.

Can someone please tell me what public welfare is, and how a politician would explain it?

Mr. C answers:

OK first let me say that "public welfare" was mostly created for people who are mentally challenged, disabled, and the elderly. People who cannot reasonably hold down a job to provide the basic needs for himself or herself such as housing, insurance, or food


Now I will tell you what Public welfare has became. An easy way out for people to sit at home on there lazy asses while the taxpayers provides them an income every month. There is no government accountability to who gets welfare; no one really follows up on who gets approved for public welfare. Anyone can get public welfare these days, all you have to do is fake some mental illness, get a few doctors notes and wala! You have it. Drugs addicts, alcoholics, women with 15 children who sit at home and do nothing but collect money from the taxpayers, drink beer and sell drugs!

Get a job stupid!

Dont be stupid!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

OVER 50? DONT BE STUPID

THIS LADY IS STUPID

Morning Peeps! Just had to make a couple nice edits to this pic as last night I was tired and sluggish because McDonald's gave me and Sammy a really old double cheese burger, and the fact that I spent the entire day at the "Big House"

Anyway, someone sent me this pic insinuating that this is the woman who's husband left her nude pics on his phone in the McDonald's bathroom!

LOL I doubt that there is any truth behind it, but it is still amazing that this woman would go out in public looking like this!

Here is the list DO NOT"S if you are over 50.

  1. A nose ring and biphocials
  2. Spiked hair with bald spots
  3. Pierced tongue and dentures
  4. Ankle bractless and corn pads
  5. daisy dukes and varicose veins


DON'T BE STUPID PEEPS



Sunday, December 7, 2008

STUPID PEOPLE ALL OVER THE PLACE

Question comes from a 19 year old:




What is the reasonable amount of people to have slept with? I am 19 and have slept with 4, is that bad?

Mr C answers: 19 years old and asking strangers about your sex life? Who gives a shit how many people you have slept with? Are you that stupid? Have you ever heard of sexually transmitted diseases? You are already thinking something is wrong with being a little whore, or you would not have posted this stupid question! Get a life dirt bag! Go to school, make something of yourself! Stupid!:(

Dont be stupid!

YAHOO ANSWERS-ARE PEOPLE REALLY THIS STUPID?

Evening Peeps! I just love Yahoo answers! It's the place to go to see Stupid in it's rarest form!

Well peeps, since my answers to some of these questions always ends up getting deleted or flagged.

So I have created my own answer forum, where only I, meaning me, can delete something.

These are real questions, from real people, all answered by none other than Mr. C
Enjoy peeps!

Today is my anniversary and my husband is watching football at a sports bar. He is there with my blessing. We celebrated yesterday.

Now, I am home and don't have anything to do or have anyone to talk to. Thanks.

Mr C Responds: OK Have we Americans got this stupid- that one would sign on to the Internet, and foolishly ask someone to amuse you, because your hubby would rather be at a sports bar drinking beer?


LOL you are stupid! Answer to your question. Get out of the bathrobe, take a shower, brush your damn teeth, go get your hair done, then go out to a bar of your choosing and become a little slut! -LOL you are stupid!

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