Saturday, January 3, 2009

WHAT IS THIS ABOUT?



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IM LOVIN IT THE NEW FACE OF MCDONALDS



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HOW TO SPOT A TERRORIST AT THE AIRPORT


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SAMMY HATES THIS BITCH

CLICK THE IMAGE LOL
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THE OVER 30 CROWD

Dealing with all the drama this week has taken a toll on me peeps! No matter what I do, no matter what I say, someone else's drama always seems to find me.

Today I am asking the magic genie up there somewhere to please make me invisible!
LOL Anyway, My oldest just had a birthday and turned 19 and thinking about it made me look back to a time when I was 19.

I always said that I would never, ever, talk about the good ole days as my parents did. They ALWAYS told me how good I had it, and that I should be thankful, after all I never had to walk to school in snow up to my waist, or eat only one boiled egg per day cause there was no money for food!
ROMALOL whatever!

Now peeps I am about to do what I do best! You little shits aka teenagers should be thankful that you have all that you have available to you, as when I was a teen........

We didn't have the Internet, we had to go to the library and look through the card catalog to find what we wanted.

Oh no, we didn't have email! If you had something that was that important to say, you wrote a letter, with a real ink pen! Hey shits do you know what those are?


We didn't have Napster, MP3s. If you wanted to steal music, you went to the mall and stuff cassette tapes in your members only jackets! Or you taped from the local radio station and sat there until the song was finished with your finger in the pause button hoping like hell the DJ didn't mess up the recording.

And if he did, then we just
tryed again sometimes for hours to get one damn song.

We didn't have caller ID, you just took your chances when the phone rang. And there where no cordless phones either. You sat or stood in one place until you had to piss so bad you just put the phone down and ran to the bathroom. Hell, we didn't even have an answering machine!


And listen to this, If I wanted to eat, I had to get off my ass and cook it! Yes I had to stand at the stove and wait for what seemed like hours for something to cook. Now you stupid asses just wait on the microwave to do it all while you sit with a game controller in your hand!
LOL With that said, this generation is spoiled, greedy and just plain lazy as hell.

None of you would have enough strength to make it through the 80's.


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Friday, January 2, 2009

THE LAST PHOTO OF THE ADMINISTRATION


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CHER TAKES OVER AFTER OBAMA


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CHERS LAST SONG TO BUSH

EVEN CHER HATES YOU! LOL



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CHER FOR PRESIDENT IN 13

ITS BEEN A HELL OF A RIDE GEORGE


Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in U.S. history.

Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

Cut health care benefits for war veterans. Members of HIS cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history.

(the 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an Exxon oil tanker named after her.

First president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.

First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force.

Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available.

First U.S. president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the U.S. than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
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FAST FACTS ABOUT GEORGE


  • Attacked and took over two countries.
  • Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
  • Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
  • Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
  • Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
  • First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
  • First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
  • First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in U.S. history.
  • After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
  • Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other president in U.S.

FARWELL TOUR 2009 BYE GEORGE YOU ROCK


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FARWELL TOUR 2009 BYE GEORGE YOU ROCK

I MEAN YOU SUCK! lol
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GEORGE BUSH THE FARWELL TOUR THANKS GEORGE FOR THE MEMORYS


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THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS BUSH STYLE


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BUSHES LAST STAND

WASHINGTON – Motorists are driving less and buying less gasoline, which means fuel taxes aren't raising enough money to keep pace with the cost of road, bridge and transit programs.

Peeps! This story pissed me off worse than any other! Just when we all thought that he was done I see this shit!

Do these assholes really think we are all this freaking stupid? Shit, I am curious to see what Mr. Obama has to say about this.

The 15-member National Commission on Surface Transportation Infrastructure Financing is the second group in a year to call for increasing the current 18.4 cents a gallon federal tax on gasoline and the 24.4 cents a gallon tax on diesel. State fuel taxes vary from state to state.

George Bush is giving us all the finger!

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MR C NEW YEARS RESOLUTION



Peeps, Happy New Year peeps! Time to leave the past behind and move forward to a world that isn't full of stupid people! For those that know and understand my stance on government, loss of jobs, the economy and all the rest of the bullshit in our world READ BELOW.

I, Mr C vow that in the new year 2009, I will not spend my bucks at any big box retail store! I will shop in the global market of Amazon! LOL you heard it right! Amazon. Peeps just in case you didn't already know this. You can get anything your little heart desires at Amazon.

It is not just books! It's everything! Many things you can get for pennys, shipped right to your door!

So every time you see big box retail! Shoot them a big ole Mr C finger! LOL
Shop Amazon peeps!
Happy New Year
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008

I WANT TO WEAR MY WIFES CLOTHES

Yahoo Question: Since returning from honeymoon my wife will now only wear a conservative swim dress in public and even at home when there are other people there.

As for her 35 bikinis 16 monokinis an 11 sexy swimsuits she will now only wear them when we are alone and has suggested that these items of swimwear should be gotten rid off what do you suggest?

Mr C answers: I think you should stop playing with yourself in the shower. Or better yet, go get a second job. You are a controlling little bastard and should stop counting your wife's clothes. You are Stupid.

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The Woman's Book Of Divorce: 101 Ways to Make Him Suffer Forever and Ever

DO YOU WIPE SITTING OR STANDING

Yahoo Question: I was actually shocked to hear that some people do it while sitting. I was like...WT F? I'm guessing guys are gonna answer this question more as we sure do love talking about taking craps hah.

Mark as interesting, cause this is about as interesting as it gets!

Mr C answers: Why in the hell would this even register in your mind? In all my years of living I have NEVER wondered if my friends and family wiped their asses sitting or standing.

You are about as worthless as this question you asked. You are a douche bag! And I think your mother should have beat your ass more when you where little. Stupid.


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Bury Me Standing: The Gypsies and Their Journey

THE WORLDS GREATEST MOTHER

Yahoo Question: What do I do when my mom gives me an ugly gift for Christmas? It was an over sized coat, she took the tags off and I have no receipt to return it.

Mr C answers: You greedy little worthless shitbag! LOL you are stupid kid! Be thankful that you have a parent that gave a shit about your little greedy ass to acknowledge you at Christmas. You obviously don't have a clue about the real meaning of Christmas!

Next year your mom should fly to Vegas with her Christmas money, and leave your stupid ass with NOTHING for Christmas.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw

Monday, December 29, 2008

TAKE THE TEST PEEPS


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ONLY IN AMERICA

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw

BLEEDING TEETH

Yahoo Question: I got two teeth pulled about an hour ago, and they won't stop bleeding. What do I do?

Mr C answers: Go to Mcdonalds and eat a double cheeseburger. It should stop bleeding shortly after stupid ass.

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WHY

Yahoo Question: I need a title for a book I have written about my life, dreams, and passion. Nothing girly please.

Mr C answers: How bout. I am stupid!

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MONICA LEWINSKY IN 1992

Yahoo Question: Who was the president in the year 1992?

Mr C answers:

Yo stupid ass. In the amount of time it took you to type that in Yahoo you could have just typed it into your web browser and you would have received an instant answer dummy.

But, I imagine you wanted to enjoy your bon bons and weed while you sat in front of your computer waiting on your answer.

Hey why not go check on your mother.

I think she fell off the couch in a drunken stupor while watching Jeoporday.

You are stupid. Monica Lewinsky was the President in 1992.

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AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING

Yahoo Question: How do I make my husband look at me the way he did before we were married?

Mr C answers: Jenny Craig.

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THEY CALLED HIM STUPID

Yahoo question: Today I walked 14 miles and my leg really hurts has this ever happened to you?

Mr C answers: You have got the the dumbest shit ever! What in the hell do you think your leg is supposed to feel like? Get a life stupid! LOL Dummy! Hell I walk to the damn mailbox and my legs hurt!

Stop bitching stupid!

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PARENTAL ADVISORY WARNING

Mr C is pissed peeps! You know I tryed and tryed to get this out of my head, but now I see the only way to clear my mind is to speak the damn truth! Which is what I, Mr C does best.

I want to tell a story of a person that left her family almost 2 years ago in an effort to find herself! Granted this worthless slut had four children. This Christmas 2008 the children woke up only to find that this person did not even acknowledge that they where human beings. No gifts, no phone call, no Christmas card, no letter, Nothing.

Not that it really matter's to me, because I personally think that anyone that intentionally hurts a child should be publicly burned! LOL, but I have spent the last three days trying to understand how such a shit bag could exist.

The funny part of this story is that this person is a leader in the community, she heads up the local Mothers Against Driving Driving!

LOL

Imagine that! Mothers Against Drunk Driving, and she can't even gather up three fucking dollars to get her kids a goddamn Christmas gift!

She is dating a man three times her age, and she managed to get him some real nice stuff for Christmas!

Her oldest daughter was so distraught that she sent her mother a fucking text message and ask her if she bought them a Christmas gift!

What the fuck!

Mr C has one final word to say to the shit bag! And you know exactly who you are.

You have hurt innocent people beyond belief! Children are special and should ALWAYS be put before the needs of the parents!

These Children are awesome kids, and you treat them like dirt under your feet! Your quest to be "happy" will never become anything but a pile of worthless shit!

You lose

The children win.

And a very special thank you to the person who thought enough about MY children to spend hundreds of dollars to help me out with Christmas. YOU ROCK.

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POINTS TO PONDER FOR THE NEW YEAR 2009

It's almost 2009 peeps! Another year gone! As I look back over 2008 I feel compelled to give my peeps some words of inspiration to start off the new year. Peace, Peeps!

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating so much more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the
tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story peeps: Bull S*** and laziness might get you to the top, but it won't
keep you there.


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GO FIGURE PEEPS

Oil jumps above $40 on Gaza conflict


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