Thursday, February 5, 2009

THE TRUTH ABOUT PORN-DEAD PORN STARS

I don't normally post serious stuff here peeps, but my friend Shelly is crusading to save some of these people, and should be commended for her efforts. Shelly you are Mr C person of the week.




Dont be stupid!

Mr C HAS A QUESTION

I heard this and want someone to tell me if it's true--This person--who will remain unnamed told me that British people do not believe in going to the dentist -----True?

Dont be stupid!

BARBIE TURNS 50

I spent most of my childhood ripping Barbies head off my cousins collection, and today she turns 50. She has lasted throughout the 60, 70s, 80s. Barbie has changed with the times.

Shes had many different roles over the years from doctor to astronaut.

Mr C says: Happy Birthday Barbie, but I must ask. Out of all the Barbies and all the Barbie themes and roles, Why has there never been a "Fat azz Barbie" "Ghetto Barbie" or even a Lesbian Barbie? LOL

Barbie I hate you and you are stupid! LOL


Dont be stupid!

SOMETIMES BEING A BITCH DOSENT PAY

A lady is suing McDonald's because she ordered an Iced Tea and was given a cup of sanitation cleaner from the kitchen. LOL


Steiger said Jones immediately spat out the liquid when it burned her mouth but was found by doctors to have suffered "a mild or moderate chemical reaction."


Mr C says: You should never be a bitch to the cashiers at McDonaldS! LOL

Dont be stupid!

GREAT MINDS STUPID PEOPLE

I wonder where they got this idea?

NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Police in Nashville said two young burglars covered their intent by talking religion. Police arrested a 19-year-old and a 17-year-old and charged them with aggravated burglary. The Tennessean reported the teens were going through a neighborhood, knocking on doors while carrying church bulletins.

Mr C Says: When they come knocking for your soul, (I mean your money) just open the door, look at them and just start repeating "ME no English" over and over! LOL. Just as you are closing the door in their face, start singing your favorite song. In English.

Dont be stupid!

I SEE STUPID PEOPLE: GJ JOE ACTION DOLL

I SEE STUPID PEOPLE: GJ JOE ACTION DOLL

Dont be stupid!

GJ JOE ACTION DOLL

Morning Peeps! I just saw something very interesting! We as a country have gone crazy! I mean sometimes I wonder what in the hell people are thinking! OBAMAS DAUGHTERS ARE NOW BABY DOLLS!

I guess it's a whole new world after all! Can someone make a doll out of me? I can see it now, a blond GJ JOE! LOL ROMALOL!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

SUNDAY DINNER AT MCDONLADS

Yes peeps! You guessed it, I went to lunch at Mcdonalds today because I am to lazy to cook on Sundays like my grandmother did before she passed! Hey it's 2009, so keep your comments to yourself! LOL.

Anyway I am sitting there, like so many times before waiting, for God only knows how long on a freaking DOUBLE cheeseburger. And I am talking on my cell phone when suddenly I notice a bumper sticker on the back of a beat up old nasty red 80's something RED Ford Escort in front of me!

The bumper sticker reads as follows. "
IN CASE OF RAPTURE THIS VEHICLE WILL BE UNMANNED"

Now you all already know if you have been following my blog that I was raised a strict Southern Baptist! I was talking to one of my peeps, who I might add is not from this backwoods, redneck (everyone is going to hell) place called Yadkinville NC.

I read the bumper sticker to them, suddenly a dead silence was heard on the other end, as they where trying to figure out what I had just said! ( I tend to jump around in conversation) LOL.

As I studied the car in front of me, and cursing the hunger pains in my stomach, I notice that they are yelling at the Drive Thur speaker as if only deaf people are allowed to work at Mcdonalds.

They are yelling, " Let me have two Big Macs, two orders of French Fries - (nobody calls them FRENCH FRIEs STUPID) And two large Iced Teas! Oh! And let me get a 20 piece CHICKEN NUGGET!

Granted Peeps, this is enough food to feed and entire Southern Baptist Congregation.

By this time I am laughing uncontrollably, As these two (
I am going to fly away in the sky because I am holy) are ordering all this food! LOL. I might also add that one of their arms hanging out of the window is the size of just one of my legs. "BLUSH:)

Now if my Southern Baptist education fails me, I believe that somewhere in the bible it reads, "It is better to slice your throat open, than to commit the deadly sin of gluttony"

As I explain what is going on in front of me, my peep from the "city" ask me what the rapture is and I explain it just the way the Southern Baptist taught me so many years ago, and then I describe the whole scenario.

As my peep from the city became clear as to what the rapture was: combined with the details of the two whales displaying the stickers on the car, he instantly responded with.

"Geez as those two are ascended up into the heavens, they will instantly be plummeted to the earth, bringing all of heaven and the host of angles with them"

ROMALOL.

I could not control my laughter!

Mr C says: What is the point behind the bumper sticker? do you think that you have special favor with God for displaying such a stupid sticker? And if the rapture should take place and your car become unnamed, it would not be such a big deal because the car is a worthless piece if junk and would instantly run into the closest tree.




YOU ARE STUPID! And should consider Jenny Craig instead of the Southern Baptist Church.

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