Saturday, February 14, 2009

MR C IS ROMALOL


Dont be stupid!

MR C STARTED EARLY


Dont be stupid!

MR C IS SHAKING HIS HEAD THINKING...

Peeps! Did you know that we have a law on the books in the great state of West Virgina that says: It is LEGAL for a male to have sex with an animal as long as the animal does not exceed 40 pounds-

Now I am thinking that most are indeed breaking the law-All you have to do is walk in McDonald's and look around at the couples!

ROMALOL-if you don't get the joke then you should rethink your position in life! LOL

I am going to have to put Sammy on a diet! She weighs 41 pounds.

Don't be stupid!

COMMUNITY WATCH PROGRAM GONE WILD

Peeps I was just reading some laws that are on the books in NORTH CAROLINA. One Law that really made me perk up was that if you decided to have sex in North Carolina you MUST stay in the missionary position at all times and the shades must be drawn-or you are guilty of a class one misdemeanor.

Mr C says-LINDA SHOULD BE IN JAIL

And it's pretty obvious that the community watch programs have gone to shit! I mean nobody here in stupid ville has jobs, and if you drive through some of the trailer parks-it's easy to see that entire community's are breaking the law.

Don't be stupid!

Friday, February 13, 2009

ONLY STUPID PEOPLE ON EBAY


Peeps this person had this pic on E-bay, yeah the table looks great right? BUT THIS STUPID ASS DID SOMETHING UNTHINKABLE TO THE PIC! Can you find the "stupidity" look close- and if you figure it out, leave a comment! It took me two days to figure out the stupidity. ROMALOL

Don't be stupid!

STOP TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT JUST DO IT


Dont be stupid!

Monday, February 9, 2009

GREATEST PHOTO EVER TAKEN


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THE FULL MOON AND STUPID PEOPLE

During my extensive research into stupidity, last night proves beyond any doubt that the full moon does have a profound affect on human behavior. My whole life as well as my profession has proven to me that people- are in fact- just plain stupid as hell.

The moods and attitudes that I had the honor of being around for the last two days was intriguing as well as just plain stupid. I had the honor of being around an old lady, who on the outside seems to be the idea professional, but the full moon affected her personality and she went on a rampage, seemingly wishing to kill everyone around her. Verbally harassing everyone around her to the point that it became a complete joke to everyone who was there.

We all ended up laughing so hard at her that we began to pass out Excedrin to control the onset of our moon induced migraine headaches.

The look in the eyes of the people was wild eyed and confused. People who otherwise would have maintained professional relationships where at each other throats! Medical professions who are supposed to be the "upper class" of a work environment where running around like little trolls who overdosed on skittles before they came to work!

People had hate in there eyes! Nice people seemingly overcome by the affects of the full moon and became cave monsters!

Chaos happening around me all weekend! Fat Pigs stuffing there faces with enough food to feed an entire army of men for week! Midgets who where so overwhelmed at the chaos-that there face changed colors during the full moon!

Loud laughs where heard from the street.

Many ended up in tears and some just called it a day and went to the house to drink themselves into a stupor!

The coffee machine was working overtime and the phone lines lite up all over the building! Some even resorted to casting spells to the big fat moon that was glaring down on us affecting all our motor skills! Some just decided that they had had enough and just went to sleep!

IN all my 38 years of dealing with people and the stupidity I have never been in such limbo last night! I laughed, cried, and just tyred to disappear into the madness that was happening right before my eyes!

Famous quote of the day " I would have asked her to go outside, then left my uniform and went to the house" LOL

Thanks for the laughs.

Don't be stupid!