Saturday, February 21, 2009

APPLICATION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

Peeps you guessed it, I finally received an application to date my daughter. This post may be rather long, but it is well worth reading, as I have a Masters in rasing children:)

I was checking my e-mail and what did I see? An incomplete Application! 1st negative. Here are the questions as the "punk" answered them. Oh and I did get my gun out and start cleaning it as soon as I saw the app.

TO VIEW THE APPLICATION CLICK HERE

Dont be stupid!




GOT STRESS-EAT CHEESECAKE

Peeps according to the latest new reports Mr C will be receiving a 400.00 check from the new President! YAY! According to Obama- Mr C will feel the effects of the stimulus package as soon as April 1. That's just in time for my yearly trip to VEGAS! LOL YES! :)

Now I am wondering why Mr C has a couple thousand hits on this CHEESECAKE------------->
BUT NO BUYERS! HEY THIS IS AMERICA
WHEN THINGS GET BAD EAT AND MAKE BABY'S!
LOL
"CHEESECAKE ROCKS"
THINK I WILL SEND OBAMA ONE
Dont be stupid!

CAVES FORSALE ON EBAY

Mr C wonders of someone could buy this cave for Mr C's corporate headquarters of I SEE STUPID PEOPLE

MR C always dreamed of living in a cave! LOL

Dont be stupid!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

CHEESECAKE SALE

Peeps if you look to the right at that cheesecake! It is the most awesome thing ever created! I have 9 of them sitting my freezer! Yummy with a glass of milk!

Until next time peeps! Enjoy the post and feel free to comment! OH and please think before you do something that might end up on I see stupid people! Thanks for the laughs!

Dont be stupid!

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULD NOT GET WORSE

Yahoo Answers: My daughter fell awkwardly the other day. I was afraid that she may have dammaged herself. I looked at her vagina and she didn't have a hole. What could be wrong. I just don't know what to do. How would I be able to tell her about this.

She is very able to understand her own body parts and where it's wrong to touch and look at. I'm not sure she'll understand going to the doctor to be checked on for that.

Mr C says: You should be shot!

Dont be stupid!

WHAT IS THE PROPER WAY TO MASTURBATE?

Yahoo Question: i really wanna masturbate but i don't know how i can't buy sex toys and i can't watch porn. wat do i do?

Mr C answers: Go to the nearest Catholic church and ask the priest!

LOL you are stupid as hell!

Dont be stupid!

Mr C WANTS TO PARENT STUPID PEOPLE

Yahoo Answers: How can i get my room to smell really good like hollister cologne or something with out soaking everything with the cologne and spending all that money on new bottles

Mr C answers: Why in the hell do you want your room to smell like Hollister Cologne? Are you just to damn lazy to clean the mess in your room! Number 1 Get all the dirty clothes up, get all the rotting food out from under your bed.

Clean Clean Clean dumbass! All the girls(or boys) you bring there will be more impressed by the room being clean than it smelling like a whore house! LOL you are stupid. Oh how I wish I was your dad!

PS! DRINK THE COLOGNE AND THEN FART ALOT IN YOUR ROOM. ROMALOL

Dont be stupid!

I THINK I AM PREGNANT IN THE GHETTO

Yahoo Question: Okay, so here's the deal -earlier this month my husband has used the withdraw method on me once, and didn't withdraw through anal sex. The rest of the time we've used a condom. If I am, it'd be 4 weeks pregnant, and expecting a period here in a day or two.

Symptoms: Nausea (no puking) heart burn, extreme hunger an hour or so after every meal, and I'm much more sleepy, but when I sleep I toss and turn.

I just want your opinion. I know the answer will come soon, but I want to know what you think? Pregnant or flu? It's fun to guess:p I don't want it to be the flu. :(

Mr C answers: How in the name of God would I, or anybody else know if you are having a baby or just have the flu? And are you saying that you got pregnant through anal sex? Holy shit! Your a complete dumbass worthless piece of crap! Why in the hell do you not buy a pregnancy test stupid?

I think that you are trying to get pregnant to trap this dude, or he is married! I hope you are not, because it is pretty obvious that HE does not want a child! Do you work? live in the ghetto? have stolen cable TV? Go figure! More Taxes:(

Dont be stupid!

SATANS MOM ASKING FOR HELP

Yahoo Question: My son is always sticking his fingers down his throat and making himself throw-up banging his head on the wall...tears paper apart smacks me in the faces pinches he is only 16 months im so lost

Mr C answers: Let me get this straight. Your son is 16 months old and already has an eating disorder? Tears apart paper and beats the shit out of you? Hmmm..Interesting! I have raised four children so I am somewhat of an expert in this field.

Let me say first that you have been given a great responsibility! You see your child is special. You see my dear lady! You have given birth to SATAN! LOL you are stupid!

If one of my children where making himself throw up I would have already taken him to the doctors! I would not look for advise from a bunch of stupid asses on YAHOO ANSWERS! What in the hell is wrong with you! GEEZ! I bet you wear apple bottom jeans? Use your Medicaid card and take SATAN to the doctor! But I have a better idea!

Take his diaper off and tap that ass stupid! You are the parent! If the little shit bites you, bite his little ass back! LOL stupid!

Dont be stupid!

MOTHER PIMPING DAUGHTER

Yahoo Question:I think that my mom or someone else has put a camera in my room and their watching me. I sometimes even think that when i make videos and take pictures on my phone that they get sent to people when i don't want to send them. i don't know why i think this, i just do.

Mr C answers: It is true! Not only are they watching you, they are also listening! The truth is that your life is nothing but a reality TV show about fat evil children. You are being broadcast all over the internet, and your mom is raking in the bucks!

Hey I hear there might be a TV reality show coming out about your secret life taking nude pics and sending them out over the internet! I love your show and can't wait to see the next episode! You are the stupidest little shit I have ever heard about! And you are making your mom (who is to lazy to get a job) very rich!

Oh and on the next video you make, try to not pick your nose, it dosent fit! Later Stupid!~

Dont be stupid!

BORED IN CHINA NO WAY

Yahoo question: im really going to be bored because im going to china

1. no tv because i dont understand that much chinese
2.no computer because my grandparents dont use computers.....weird but true
3.no books becuz i suck at reading chinese
4. no friends cuz i dont no anyone there and i went last year and all of them are lik 3-5 year old and im 14??
5.cant go to park cuz its too dangerous cuz if u listen to the chinese news theres like robbers and stuff and my grandparents too lazy to they just read their newspaper which i cant understand a bit of that stuff.
so yea im really bored (well going to be) and if u have any ideas plz answer this question

Mr C answers: This question is not that difficult to answer. I have the perfect pass time while you are visiting your grandparents in China! Go look for some cats! I heard that there are no cats in China.

Let me know when you get back. Take your English book with you just in case you get real bored. You could learn to read and write ENGLISH. Have a good trip dumbass!

Dont be stupid!

CRACK AND TEETH DONT MIX

Yahoo Question: "Does the fact that my boyfriend doest have a job, make him a loser? I’m 20 years old, have my own car, go to school, and work part time. My boyfriend is currently going to school taking 15 units.

My problem here is that he doesn’t have a job and I end up paying 70% of the time and him only 30%. Might I add he does not have a car. I love him very much; we connect on a deep level. I happy that I have him in my life, I just feel taken for granted sometimes.

It doesn’t help when my mother mocks me saying things like, “you boyfriend lucked out..got him a suga mama”. Sometimes I feel like HE IS THE GUY, I want to be catered to lol. I just don’t know if I’m dating a loser.

He is going to school, rite? Says thank you when I give him rides, and loves me. So now that you know the history, does the fact that my boyfriend doest have a job, make him a loser?

Mr C answers: You already answered you own question. You are being played like a crack whore wants teeth! LOL stupid! AND yo SUGA MAMA DUMBASS it's not "rite" it's spelled "right"

Dont be stupid!

WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES STUPID

Yahoo Question: I noticed young women around 20 to 35 doesn't wear rings much like other Asian countries. Is there a reason for this? Is this different if they are older than 40?

Mr C answers: Yo dumbshit! this is the UNITED STATES. It is against federal law to marry at 10. I was wondering if you knew where my cat was?

Dont be stupid!

DUMB NAKED TEENS

Yahoo Question: I've got a pretty good body, (tiny waist, B cups, cute butt), and a pretty face, but I want to look really hot because the guy I like will be there! Any tips welcome :)

Mr C answers: First I would like to ask why? Why the hell do you want to look hot? I can see from this post that you are very interested in starting a life most only dream of having. SEE BELOW.

Young living in ghetto with unfed children running all over the neighborhood begging for food, while your "man" uses the food stamp card to buy crack to feed your habit, and occasionally pimps you out to pay the rent. Did you know this lifestyle also comes with free cable and an x box? You dumb shit! Go to the dance just as you are.

I guess you thought Paris Hilton would see your question and give some advice? Wrong stupid. Go read a book dumbass.

And if you are still dead set on looking hot for the dance, just go naked! That always works.

Dont be stupid!

YAHOO QUESTION FOR MYSPACE

Yahoo Question: What should myspace name be? I want something cute something cool got any idea guys thank-u.

oh yeah and i want something asian if possible if you dont knwo any asian good one give me the cool and cute one tahnks

MR C answers: How about the "cats in the kettle at the Peking Moon" will that work? Or how about Sweet and Sour Chicken=Garfield on my fork? How about it "aint pork but a fat Siamese"
How about "I swear that's a cat on my fork"

LOL You are stupid and should learn to think for yourself. And you should learn to write the English Language as good as you speak it.

PS. Your dog sparky is no longer missing, your mother is keeping a terrible Asian secret.

Dont be stupid!

HOW TO LOSE WATER UNDER THE SKIN

Yahoo Questions: Is their any pill to lose water under skin to make it tighter.also, I'm 17 and i lost about 30 lbs and I'm 8.5% body fat. i have a six pack but the top 4 abs are cut but the bottom 4 aren't really noticeable. i kinda have extra fat or something their from when i lost weight. how can i make them noticeable fast.

Mr C answers: Exactly what are you asking here? Who gives a rats ass what you look like. Wake up stupid! You are just another face in the crowd. I mean how freaking stupid is it to ask if their is a pill to lose water under the skin! The only thing that I know of that makes you lose water under the skin is to get EMBALMED dumbass!

Dont be stupid!

YAHOO ANSWERS BIGGEST TRAIN WRECK ON THE INTERNET

Yahoo question: I see parents who let their kids torture little animals,shoot animals, and get ridiculous cloths with death on them. why are some parents so stupid? This seems to be the case with uneducated parents.

I see these parents let their kids play football in the dark on the road and the kids are often stupid. WHY? Why let you're kids act like monsters and punks?

when did dressing like a punk become fashionable and why let your kids dress like punks? it seems like the kids who dress like punks are the stupid ones who torture little animals.

Mr C answers: Yo Stupid! Have you ever heard the term, redneck, North Carolina? Why ask why dummy? Did you get your ass beat by a redneck punk at school today? Cry me a river stupid. GET A LIFE!

Dont be stupid!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

TRAVIS THE CHIMP SHOT TO DEATH

Peeps, I cant even comment on this one! You have to see it for yourself, otherwise you would think I was lying or crazy! I hear there may be a lawsuit.

Dont be stupid!

MR C SPOTS ALIENS ON THE INDIAN RESERVATION CHEROKEE


It is a bird? Plane? Who knows! But as I was driving through the Blue Ridge Mountains this weekend I was snapping pictures left and right hoping to catch some stupid people in photos.

I had no idea what was in this picture until I came home and uploaded them into my computer.

It is amazing to see what happens all around us and we never see it because we are so consumed with being stupid as hell.

Mr C says: Take the time to see the things that are right in front of you.

Clear your mind of all the crap that means nothing in the big picture. Because whether you what to hear it or not, when it's all said and done, you leave this place just the way you came into it. Naked and STUPID. Look up into the universe and dream of something big, wonderful and out of this world.

With the news of the space telescopes colliding, I just wonder if this is falling pieces? Or maybe it is the aliens trying to abduct me!

Well all I have to say to that is... I am willing to be abducted! LOL take me away ET, but I have to bring my children! Later Peeps! Enjoy the pic! It's awesome!

Oh and to NASA...If you want the original of this pic, you can't have it. It's mine:) I have placed it in a remote and secure location.

DON'T BE STUPID

PINK AND MR C MAKE A GREAT TEAM

Oh shit peeps! Good morning! As soon as I woke up this morning my daughters cell phone woke me up from a deep sleep. All I heard was Pink, "So what I'm still a rock star" blaring from her cell phone at 6:30 in the morning.

I have got to be coolest dad ever, I'm thinking as my feet hit the floor.

I said all that to say this: When you wake up to Pink singing to you and you suddenly realize that you have 9 minutes to get your other children to the bus stop-one tends to do things in an "out of the box way of thinking" LOL

Although I may be raising my children alone and at times it gets stressful, I would not trade it for anything.

Mr C "thought for the day" DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO EVEN IF ITS OUTSIDE THE NORM-people may look you with blank faces....

But whatever it is-BE THE BEST AT IT.

Don't be stupid!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

WHERE IS THE HIGHWAY PATROL WHEN YOU NEED THEM

Happy Sunday Peeps! Let me set this picture up so not to confuse anyone. Long story short-was riding about a winding road minding my business with a friend.

Now let me say this-whomever was driving this car, YOU ARE STUPID and should have driven off a cliff into the night never to be seen or heard from again. There is only three possible causes for such stupidity on the open highway.
  1. You are blind.
  2. You are a drunk.
  3. Or you were doing what should have been done in a motel, on the open highway. LOL
The speed limit was 35 peeps! This stupid was going like 10 miles per hour and tapping on brakes at least once every ten seconds and then pausing to almost a complete stop. And as you can hear from the audio-Cher was pissed!

What people don't realize is that where there is stupid people, Mr C will be waiting in the darkness with his video camera.

It's a good thing Sammy was fast asleep in the back. If she had seen such stupidity as this she would have had major anxiety attack.

And for the driver, you better thank your lucky stars that we were able to pass your stupid ass. McDonald's was closing in like 5 minutes of taking this video. And yes Linda, I got our double cheeseburgers. LOL

Don't be stupid!
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