Friday, February 27, 2009

MOTHER OF 14 TO STAR IN PORN MOVIE?

Peeps another twist in the lady who had 14 kids by in-vitro fertilization. She has been offered a job doing porn movies! According to TMZ.com, Suleman has been offered $1 million by major porn distributor Vivid Entertainment to star in a porn movie.

And yes you guessed it, this stupid ass is considering the offer! If she does this, then there will be no need of in-vitro fertilization, she then can have as many as she wants! LOL

The world just gets more stupid as the days pass, Shit I cant wait till 2012.

Dont be stupid!


NEWS FROM THE TRAILER PARK

Mr C says: Laughing my you know what off! LOL Please read peeps! Drunken Grandfather to drunk to drive. These people should be poster children for Mothers Against Drunk Driving

The people in the trailer said they thought it was an earthquake! LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Oh how sweet life in the south is! ROMALOL

Dont be stupid!
Honor Them All - A Windham Hill Collection - Mothers Against Drunk Driving

CELL PHONES ROCK WHEN YOU ARE CAUGHT BEING STUPID

A woman was walking her dog along Lake Champlain in Charlotte, Vt., on Wednesday when her dog took off after an animal, causing her to slip and fall about 20 feet down a cliff, according to rescue officials.

The woman managed to grab on to a branch, preventing her from falling another 40 or so feet onto a layer of ice, Plattsburgh television station WPTZ reported.The woman, who was not identified, was able to call 911 from her cell phone and fire officials were able to pull her up from the cliff around 10 a.m.

She was taken by ambulance to Fletcher Allen Hospital, rescue officials said.The woman was conscious and did not appear to be seriously injured as rescue officials took her from the scene.The dog was uninjured in the incident.Dont be stupid!

Mr C says: Picture it, hanging from a vine with one hand, and cell in the other explaining to 911 how your stupid ass fell over a cliff! LOL As much as I love Sammy peeps she would have just went at it alone. People are stupid stupid stupid!

SO WHAT? THE WORLD NEEDS MOONSHINE

An explosion shook homes near the North Wilkesboro Speedway.Wilkes County Sheriff's deputies blew up a moonshine still near the Speedway Thursday night.The sheriff's office destroyed the still in conjunction with Alcohol Law Enforcement.Wilkes County Sheriff Dane Mastin told WXII 12 the case is still being investigated and more information will be available later.

Several WXII 12 viewers contacted the station about the explosions. One viewer said she can feel the explosions shake her friend's home from as far away as the Wilkes County Aiport.Dont be stupid!

Mr C says: Hey Hey Hey! What about the METH house down the street selling METH to kids? Missed that one huh?

LAS VEGAS HEART ATTACK

A Las Vegas casino cafe is rewarding patrons who can put away a 2-foot, 6-pound burrito with a most logical "prize" -- free unlimited rides on a roller coaster.The offer comes with a caveat, though: Those who accept the challenge but can't finish "The Bomb" burrito have to take a picture with an extra small, pink T-shirt that says "Weenie."

The NASCAR Cafe at the Sahara Hotel & Casino began selling the cheese-and-guacamole slathered burrito on Thursday for $19.95, reported TV station KVVU.Those who can finish the monstrous entree get it for free, along with two unlimited coaster passes and a T-shirt proclaiming they "Conquered the Bomb."

Mr C says: People will do anything stupid these days. Eating a 6 pound burrito to simply get unlimited rides on a damn roller coaster? Cmon dude! Are you serious? I mean if I am going to take a chance at eating a 6 pound "heart attack" someone better be giving me something more than free rides on a roller coaster! LOL.

I NEED TO MAKE A PHONE CALL TO MY WIFE "CHER" AND TELL HER TO NOT TRY THIS.

Dont be stupid!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

ON YOUR FRIDAY NIGHT TRIP TO WALMART

Mr C says, go to the Electronics section and set all the alarm clocks to go off at five minute intervals for the next 24 hours! LOL LMAO ROFLOL.

Then go to the customer service counter and try to put a bag of m&ms on layaway! ROLFOL

Dont be stupid!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

MR C OFFERS PARENTING ADVICE TO STUPIDS

Yahoo question: If you are in a store or public area and children are misbehaving and the frustrated parent tries to regain control then comes unglued themselves.....

what do you do? Do you speak up? If you do what do you say? Do you ever address the child directly? Do you feel it's acceptable to address the child directly?

I have a few times and the outcome was dramatic. The child instantly stopped and the parent went into protective mode immediately....was very interesting.....what do you think?

Mr C says: You are stupid! Praise the parent that "regains control" of some nasty little shit called children these days! Parents have every right to discipline there children in public! I have raised four children and I came "unglued" many many times in public!

If you would have said something to me you would have been told very quickly how fast you could go the "hot"place! Parents these days SHOULD teach there children how to act in public. If the little shit is showing their ass in Walmart, then he should have his ass tapped right there in WALMART.

Although I am the coolest dad that ever lived, I always taught my children that I AM THE PARENT: I AM NOT YOUR BEST FRIEND! Call up your local jail and ask how may "underage" children 18 and under are sitting in jail! You will be shocked. So with all that said, mind your own damn business unless a child is publicly being hurt. Then just dial 911 (that's what cell phones are for stupid).

Some say it takes a village to raise a child, Mr C say's that it takes a parent who has enough backbone to teach a child what is acceptable behavior.

Every time I see an "unglued parent" I ALWAYS make it a point to walk up and say....

"BEEN THERE DONE THAT, YOU ROCK! AND YES, IT GETS EASIER"

Mr C then smiles and walks away scanning WALMART with camera loaded up on the cell phone to look for stupid people.

Don't be stupid!

STUPID PEOPLE AT STARBUCKS

It is amazing what people will do. ONLY IN AMERICA.
I wish I had been the one that got the laptop snatched!
Mr C says: GET A FREAKING JOB dipshit.
Dont be stupid!

THE ONLY STUPID QUESTION IS THE ONE NOT ASKED

My 6th grade teacher who used to tell me all the time "the only stupid question is the one not asked" Well Peeps it's almost NEVER that I do something this stupid-but believe it or not- Mr C (all knowing) has a question.

(and i never could figure out why my 6th grade teachers breath ALWAYS smelled like cat piss) "sigh" anyway on with topic MR C....

I have always wondered why when someone passes away (DIES) here in the south, do funeral homes put a big white flower on the front porch and signs up on the highway warning oncoming random passerby's that someone has died at that residence?


I mean what is the point? I would think that during a time of mourning one would not want to broadcast to everyone living in the county that you and your family are mourning? I would just want peace and quiet, I just don't understand!

So if anyone can give a logical reason as to why "Southern" people do this-let me know!

When Mr C. passes and I am still stuck in this god-forsaken place, I want Christmas lights put all over my house, mail box, and in the trees! I also want a snow blower brought in to blow snow all over my property, because that is exactly what it looks like while driving through town and seeing one of those funeral signs.

It looks as if people slow down to look at a massive array of Christmas lights! And instead of a sign that announces my death to random strangers driving down the road, I want this sign posted instead...

Dont be stupid!



Monday, February 23, 2009

Mr C SAYS SNAP AWAY!

Mr C says everyone needs a good digital camera to take pictures of dumb asses! LOL
Dont be stupid!

SEE TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER....

Sunday, February 22, 2009

WORLDS LARGEST DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER

Mr C could feed my kids for a year on this double cheeseburger! LOL Mcdonalds watch out!
Dont be stupid!

COULD THIS BE WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUR COUNTRY?

And yes this is real peeps! This is the STUPIDEST thing I have ever seen or heard of in my life! That burger weighs more than most cows! LOL No pun intended "Stupid". Sammy can never see this post as she will freak. LMAO!
Dont be stupid!

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