Saturday, March 21, 2009

GOT TO LOVE THE LESBIAN WARS

PITTSFIELD (Massachusetts) - ONE HALF of a lesbian married couple has ended up in custody after allegedly attempting to forcibly impregnate her 'wife' with her brother's sperm. Dont be stupid!


GREEN THINGS THAT GROW YOU ARE STUPID

Dont be stupid!

UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE

Peeps, one thing that I have never understood about the United States Postal Service is why do they always post mug shots of criminals at the mail centers? Do they think that we are really going to leave the post office and go look for these criminals?

Or maybe they expect us to write them letters? LOL- LMAO -ROMALOL.

Mr. C has a solution: Instead of postage stamps bearing stupid pictures of state flags, birds, flowers and dead people, etc.. print stamps bearing the mug shots of the criminals - then the mail man can look for them while delivering the mail.

Do something useful USPS- Post pictures of missing children *flashbulb* as no one can afford to buy milk anymore. :(

USPS you suck and are stupid.

Dont be stupid!

THE TRUTH ABOUT SOUTHERN BAPTIST

It is a known fact that in the religious world Jews do not recognize Jesus Christ as the Messiah. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

Mr. C says we covered the Jews, the Protestants but what we failed to expound upon are the Baptist. They also have some issues.

They fail to recognize each other in the liquor stores, and hooters. :0

Don't be stupid!

THOUGHT OF THE DAY


Peeps I was wondering.....Most American mothers use those little baby miniature spoons to fed their little monsters (I mean babies)

Do Chinese mothers feed their babies with toothpicks? LOL !

Sunday, March 15, 2009

NEWEST MEMBER OF THE BILLIONAIRE CLUB

I was reading a news article breaking down the worlds riches people. Bill Gates is still the richest in the world, but what got my attention was a paragraph at the end of the article. Now correct me if I am reading this wrong....Well you judge for yourselves :0

Here is the exert from the article.

So is there anywhere one can still make a fortune these days? The 38 newcomers offer a few clues. Among the more notable new billionaires are Mexican Joaquín Guzmán Loera, one of the biggest suppliers of cocaine to the U.S.

Is it is now legal to sell cocaine in the US? Is this information known and acknowledge by the government? I am confused these days at the news. This man is being celebrated as newcomer to the billionaire club! LOL WTF?