Saturday, March 28, 2009

RAISE SOME PARIS HILTON HELL LOL

Well I am done blogging today as am going to pull a Paris Hilton tonight at my favorite hang out out (appleebees) LOL! Watch out Allie! Mr C is going to raise some Paris Hilton hell tonight!

No really! If I don't get off this computer, my head is going to explode! I can't take another e-mail about stupid Paris! LOL- I am starting to develop a six-pack from laughing so hard at the stupid people in this country!

Many of my friends have convinced me to start writing my stupid book, so I think that I will work on that until I get in trouble tonight! LOL

Shit, I just forgot that I can't go to Apple- bees tonight! You see I have to avoid the place as me and my buddy have stalkers there! And the stalkers are off all weekend! So I guess maybe I will go and raise some hell at McDonald's! LOL

Again! Paris Please STOP making Mr C laugh so hard! It hurts! LOL
Celebrity News Reels: Best of Paris!!!

PARIS HILTON YOU ARE STUPID

Peeps Mr C feels like being a complete B**** today! I have been getting e-mails all morning about Paris Hilton! LOL! I can't stop! What a freaking waste!

Mr C ask: Did you really suffocate this little animal in your purse? LOL- Unnamed sources tell me that Paris went shopping in NY and suffocated her little puppy! And her Hercules boyfriend bought her another one!

Mr You are just as stupid as Paris! You should have kept your 10,000.00!
Dont be stupid!
The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries: My Life Tailing Paris Hilton

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS

I am laughing so hard right now I'm about to piss on myself! LOFAO~

Rapper 50 cent spotted in Las Vegas dressed as a woman! And I thought Paris was stupid! Hollywood gone crazy peeps! LOL!

Dont be stupid!


PARIS HILTON IN A BAR BRAWL

Peeps, just got done reading a Paris Hilton Blog on Celebrity My space and oh how funny and stupid! Little Ms I'm rich and can have anything I want did not like the music that a DJ was playing while she was in a club with Hercules (her boyfriend). So she decides to bitch, moan and complain!

She calls up one of her friends who runs the hotel, and then proceeds to walk up in the DJ booth. She said she asked nicely if he could change the music, but I imagine that he stomped like a little spoiled bitch and DEMANDED that the music be changed! Then she Say's "all hell broke loose" LOL!

Her Hercules boyfriend proceeded to fight off six guys (bodyguards) at one time! Wow! That is amazing Paris! Maybe he should go Iraq and fight some terrorist! I can imagine that you feel so special that the world needed to read about this on My space! LOL

Mr C says to Paris! Everyone in this country is entitled to make and have as mush money as they want! But that does not entitle you to walk into a bar, and demand that they music be changed and then start a bar fight!

You need to wake up and realize that the world does and will never revolve around you! At the end of the blog post I noticed that you plugged your new sunglasses line that will be coming out soon! That is good! But do you think people actually give a rat's ass about your sunglasses? Paris use what you have to do more intellectual things! You really could do some great things that will last!

If I bitched and complained every time I went into a place I imagine that I would also be involved in fights also. I mean have you ever been to Applebees in North Carolina? Sometimes you can't ever hear yourself think because of all the rednecks laughing and speaking a language that can't be understood! Do I complain! LOL! No! I just go home and write about them!

PARIS HILTON YOU ARE THE STUPID PERSON OF THE WEEK! THE REST OF THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU!

Dont be stupid!
The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries: My Life Tailing Paris Hilton


HOW TO MAKE MONEY SELLING ON THE INTERNET

Evening! As many of you already know I started selling electronics on Amazon back in November 2008. As a single father w/children, I found it necessary to try and find a way to supplement my income. Amazon has went beyond any dream I ever had of actually making a second income while sitting in front of my computer writing about stupid people.

I had bought almost all the books on how to make money online for many years. Let me say- that they are ALL scams! Yes, I said that they are all scams. I wish I had all the money I had given all the scam artist, as I would be rich right now. I am here to tell you that you can start your own home based business selling products on Amazon.

Now you are probably thinking EBAY and all those other auctions sites. I do not, and will never deal with EBAY. EBAY charges to many fees and the commission's are way to high. EBAY has been saturated with china imports and knock off items from offshore scam artist. When you buy from EBAY, hold your breath because you never know what you are going to get.

I can remember the day I started my Amazon home based business. I was sitting at work in the smoking area with a couple nurses that work in the facility that I work in. I had been stressed for months, scrambling around for every dollar just to buy the basic necessity's of life. One of the nurses mentioned that she had sold some gospel hymnals that were in pretty bad condition on Amazon.

Well you all know me and my big mouth! I started asking questions and that started my Amazon success story. A few weeks after that conversation with the nurse, I had paid my truck payment and my car payment with money I had made from Amazon. And as of this month March 2009, I have made a little over 30,000.00 on Amazon.

Many of my friends and colleagues ask me all the time, how do you do it, what did you do, how much money is involved. And I just smile and pass on the information that I have learned from trail and error.

And that is the reason for this post. I am going to share with anyone who wants to know the inside secrets to making a successful living sitting in the comfort of your own home. Even in the recession that our media keeps saying that we are in, I have made big bucks. And you can too. Anyone, anywhere can do this with some hard work, dedication and patience.

You will not get rich overnight, but I can promise is that you can make enough money on the internet to pay alot of bills, and still keep your job.

I am going to start writing a newsletter detailing all the information that I have personally complied on how be a successful seller on Amazon. More details coming soon!

Remember folks!

The money is out there! Go get it!

GJ-and please DON'T BE STUPID!

CHECK BACK AS I WILL BE BLOGGING THIS WEEKLY!


Friday, March 27, 2009

CAN ANYONE GUESS WHO THIS IS?


Dont be stupid!


WHAT TO WEAR AT MY (SECOND WEDDING)

Are people really this stupid? Yahoo Question: I'm really not into a white dress so you got any suggestions, maybe a link for me? Anything?? Thanks!

Mr C answers: Wake up stupid it's 2009! Mr C says to seek desperately for a look alike- CHER "turn back time outfit" to wear at your stupid wedding!

WHEN DID WE LOSE THE ABILITY TO THINK FOR OURSELVES? OR HAS YAHOO ANSWERS TAKEN THE PLACE OF "COMMON FREAKING SENSE" YO STUPID! NOBODY GIVES A GOOD SHIT! GET A LIFE!

Dont be stupid!

MR C SAW THE MOVIE (THE STRANGERS)

All I can say is this movie scared the crap out of me!


The film revolves around a young couple, James Hoyt (Speedman) and his girlfriend Kristen McKay (Tyler), who spend the night in their remote country house in which they are terrorized by three masked assailants, who break into the house and damage all means of escape.

The film was marketed as being "inspired by a true story"

These people were stupid! I would have never been killed by these three killers in the first place! Mr C would have never went down like that! This movie is awesome and should be watched by all!

Lessons learned? Mr C says if someone knocks on your door at 4am, go ahead and blow their face off before things get out of hand!

I hear Tamera lives in NC-
Dont be stupid!
The Strangers

MY HUSBAND TURNS ME OFF (YAHOO ANSWERS)

Mr C answers: You really should tell the truth, ya know it will make you feel better! You stated that he is only home a few days a week. And the truth of the matter is that you do "things" either through the internet or at the local bar, or even your job!

The excitement of being a slut- you like-but when your husband comes home, you feel so guilty about what you have done while he is away, you therefore instead of accepting responsibility for being a complete whore - you post stuff like this on the internet hoping that someone will validate your guilt for you-and make it a problem that-HE has-and not you.

You suck and should get a DIVORCE and become a hooters girl.

Dont be stupid!
The Cheap Detective


YAHOO ANSWERS MR C STYLE

Yahoo Question: My wife always hits me when we argue and i am getting really sick of it last week after an argument she came towards me and slapped me twice and punched my chest i lashed out i grabbed her arms and threw her on the floor she then had an absolute fit and tried to ring the police i stopped her but she said if i fight back she will have me arrested i said i would call the police on her but she said do you really think they will believe that a man as big as you is getting beaten by me. i love my wife alot but i really want to punch her in the face how can i sort this out

Mr C answers: Let me say you are stupid! Abuse is abuse not matter is it's a woman or a man. You should stop being a co-dependent asshole and pimp slap that B*****!~ Then call the police! LOL stupid!

Put on your big boy underwear and LEAVE! You do not love her, and she hates your guts dude!


Dont be stupid!


Monday, March 23, 2009

BLIND DRUNK


BLIND DRUNK
A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that sometimes they would pop halfway out, but they always popped back in.
The ER nurse tried to help by using a suction pump, but without success.
(The drunks eye was bleeding)
Finally, The doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all.
He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.
(WTF!!!)

WHEN THE WORLD BECAME STUPID

YOU WILL BE MISSED

I grew up in a small southern town with a lot of stupid views of life handed down to me. I learned early on to think for myself and began to make my own decisions. Most called me a rebel-or that I was possessed by Satan himself.

Having the creative ability to think for yourself is very easy, you see it is something that most of us have forget how to do. We have relied to long on Churches, family, as well as Government and McDonald's to form the way we think about ourselves and the world around us.

So with that said-I used to know a person that is no longer with us, you see he died along time ago, Many knew and respected him, but so many have forgot about him. Mr. C is here to remind you all that he cannot be forgotten.

He was most remembered for teaching valuable lessons like-
Knowing when to come in out of the rain.

Teaching that life is not always fair, and that maybe it is YOUR fault that your life is screwed up.

He taught us valuable principles such as not spending more money that you make, and teaching us that children are children.

His health declined when things such as children 6 years old being charged with sexual harassment for kissing a little girls on the play ground, and parents began to attack teachers for trying to do the job that they were to damn sorry to do themselves.

Hey! one day a lady at McDonald's realized that coffee was actually a hot substance, and was awarded 2 million dollars for spilling it in her leg.

Things got really bad when it became a crime to defend yourself against a burglar in your own home. But the turning point came when criminals have more rights than the people they have victimized.

He finally lost the will to live when "I am a victim" "I know my rights" and "someone else is to blame" became part of the English language.

I will now tell you his name, as it has been forgotten for too long.
His name was

COMMON SENSE!
USE IT STUPID
2009

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