Friday, April 3, 2009

YOUR DAILY DOSE OF DUMBASS

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BREAKING NEWS! MR C WAS BORN APRIL 18 1970

I just got done going through a couple things at my Grandfathers house as my family is cleaning out his stuff. Spending time with family is always interesting as I had to sit and listen to the story of my birth.

I have always found in intriguing as well as comical. And today as I listened to my mother tell the story for the 1 millionth time in my life, I Just knew that I had to put it on stupid!

My mother is always animated when she talks! It was funny to see her sitting there sipping on a cup of black coffee and smoking a cigarette. She told the story of my brothers birth and how easy it was, "Oh she said, It was no time and the head pooped out! LOL

Then she looks right at me and says- "with you I layed there for two days, and suffered, through misery and agony" LOL Imagine that! Mr C caused pain even in birth! ROMALOL!

Then she always gets teary eyed-You put me through agony, and then you died! Yes peeps! I was dead in the womb! No heartbeat for hours! My mother states that she was in terrible pain as the doctors came and told her that dear Mr C was dead!

I cryed and cryed- she states! And after many hours and many prayers to the man upstairs- "My water broke"

As I am looking at her through the cloud of smoke from her cigarette, she said as soon as my water broke I was terrified!

She then stated-and these are her own words "Oh, now I am going to have a dead baby"

While several nurses prepped her for surgery to take me, she said that she was holding hands with my father crying! My dear grandmother was behind the door on her knees in a puddle of tears screaming out to the man upstairs! God rest her soul (Jan 11 2007)

Then she glares at me and takes another puff! April 18, 1970-Mr C popped out an 80z fat bald headed baby! LOL, And yes I was breathing and raising hell (nothing has changed since then) lol.....I always enjoy this story so I thought I might share it!

She always ends the story with a big " Yes you are still causing me agony" Why can't you be like your brother! LOL

Mr C will never conform to the norm! LOL

Enjoy the day peeps!

Oh and I am the one in the orange! I was pinching Santa Claus and calling him stupid! LOL

I HAVE HEARD EVERY EXCUSE IN THE WORLD BUT THIS ONE IS JUST STUPID

SALEM, Ore. – A woman accused of driving 103 mph with her 10-year-old grandson was on leave from a job at the state Driver and Motor Vehicle Services. The 53-year-old driver was arrested Sunday on charges of reckless driving and reckless endangering.Dont be stupid!

I AM REALLY PISSED THAT I MISSED THIS ONE I COULD HAVE FED MY CHILDREN FOR YEAR!

CINCINNATI – The Domino's pizza chain has given away nearly 11,000 free pizzas because of a never-used promotion that a Web customer stumbled upon. Tim McIntyre, spokesman for Ann Arbor, Mich.-based Domino's, said Wednesday that the company had prepared an Internet coupon for an ad campaign that was considered in December but never activated.

Mr C must say: Domino's you are stupid! And your pizza crust really sucks! I rake off the toppings and eat them without that nasty bread! LOL

HEY I FOUND CARRIE FROM LITTLE HOUSE

LOL! Peeps I did not know that Carrie (the sickly little sister) of Laura was played by a set of twins! I wonder why the Greenbush twins did not create a billion dollar empire like the Olsen twins?

Dont be stupid!


LOOK I FOUND NELLIE FROM LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE-CONFESSIONS OF A PRAIRIE BITCH

Peeps, I am all over this Nellie from little house thing! And it all started with a simple comment from a Yahoo Answers question. Although Little House on the Prairie was about the only show to really watch when I was kid.

The memory's of it are still fresh in my mind!

As Linda said in one of my post, I had a crush on Mary and boy was she right! Laura used to get on my freaking nerves because she was always into some dirty stuff, but she never got her ass beat, although sometimes she deserved it. LOL

I really liked Nellie also, but I could never tell anyone! Nellie was the biggest bitch of anyone-or any show on TV!~ Holy crap! The memory's are coming back! Linda asked if I remembered when Nellie was pretending to be handicapped and Laura pushed her down a hill! LOLOL. But og Mary! I can remeber when she always had that blank look on her face because she was blind! She never moved her neck and always bumped into things! Even as a kid I used to laugh my ass off at her! I mean she wasn't really blind was she?
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Anyway I found Nellies website! It's called confessions of a Praire Bitch! Oh how I would love to go and see her show! And what the hell ever happened to Harriett? She was a bitch also-but not as bad as my girl Nellie!

To visit the biggest bitch of all time http://www.hgd.com/alison/

Dont be stupid!

Thursday, April 2, 2009

EAR STRETCHING AND THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE DO NOT MIX STUPID ARE PEOPLE ON YAHOO ANSWERS REALLY THIS STUPID

Yahoo Question: Okay so i wana get my ears stretched and i dont really know what to do
do i think go to a piercer and be like hey do something
or do i just go buy some earrings and just kinda do it
and i have my ears regularly pierced like with a gunDont be stupid!

Mr C answers:The first question I have for you is where in the hell did you learn to speak, or should I say write the English Language! LOL You are stupid! And how in the hell do you think that you are going to make your ears look like basketball hoops and your parents not find out!

You are stupid- and your ears are going to rot off and then you will be deaf like Mary from Little House on the Prairie.

Oh shit! She was blind, my bad.....this one made me almost piss on myself i was laughing so hard. lolololol.

WHAT CAN I DO GET MY BOOBS TO GROW? MR C ANSWERS ANOTHER STUPID QUESTION

Yahoo Question: What can I do to get larger boobs? I am 33...

Mr C answers: Well I would say that anyone who wants to have big successful boobs without the painful surgery should eat four mouthwatering double cheese burgers from Mcdonalds everyday.




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WHAT AM I GOING TO DO NOW! YAHOO IS SELLING YAHOO ANSWERS!

I hear that Yahoo Answers is up for sale! And Mr C wants to know if I can buy it! Let see, although it get nearly 1.3 billion monthly page hits, it is the BIGGEST TRAIN WRECK ON THE INTERNET! lol- It is full of ignorant stupid people who have not been out in the sunshine in years!

Mr C proposes that I will give yahoo 29.99 for the Yahoo Answers website! I will cut all the bullshit and make it profitable, as I will be answering all the stupid questions from my yacht in the pacific, off the coast of Hawaii.

Dont be stupid! Let me have it Yahoo.
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

ARE PEOPLE REALLY THIS STUPID?

What is the major difference between neo nazi skinheads and white power skinheads?

Mr C answers: One lives in a double wide, the other lives in a single wide. One common thing that unites them all as one big happy organization is that they are all on disability and stupid. Oh and I forgot, they all think Hitler was the man!


CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY ARE PEOPLE SO FREAKING STUPID?

Dont be stupid! Who in the hell could he have hurt with this thing! I want one! LOLOL!

NEWARK, Ohio – Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.

Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.

Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.

CANCEL YOUR TIME WARNER SERVICE NOW

Charging us for internet is just around the corner! I'm moving into an Amish community!

They always find a way to steal from the small people!

Time Warner Cable You suck and you are stupid! I'm going to cancel my service!

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BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING WHO GIVES A RATS ASS HOW MANY TIMES THEY WENT?

AUSTIN, Texas – Just nine people accounted for nearly 2,700 of the emergency room visits in the Austin area during the past six years at a cost of $3 million to taxpayers and others, according to a report. The patients went to hospital emergency rooms 2,678 times from 2003 through 2008, said the report from the nonprofit Integrated Care Collaboration, a group of health care providers who care for low-income and uninsured patients.Dont be stupid!

SHAVING IS GAY? YAHOO ANSWERS ARE PEOPLE REALLY THIS STUPID?

Dont be stupid!

Yahoo Question: some of the guys at school are shaving their legs, some other guys and me thought that it was gay, what do you think?

Mr C Answers: Wow, guys shaving there legs! I hear it is spreading around the globe faster then polio did! I hear that once a guy shaves his legs, he instantly starts having thoughts about other guys. Be careful, you don't want to catch the disease!

Oh did I tell you that you are the stupidest person alive! One of your friends emailed me and said they checked you history on your computer, from what they found you already may be infected!

Get a life dumbass! You are pissed because you don't want anyone to see you have been shaving your legs for months! LOL you are stupid and gay! :)


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I AM PRETTY< SO PRETTY! LOL ARE PEOPLE REALLY THIS STUPID

Yahoo Question: I've been having a lot of trouble with my self esteem lately, and I'm just not happy with myself at all. I find it very hard to be happy and I am constantly comparing myself to other women, especially skinny, tan, and in shape women. I would just like to know...what is true beauty? Is it really all looks, or something else?

Mr C answers: The truth about beauty can only be found at one place! Go to your local Mcdonalds and order 2 big macks and a chocolate shake! And as you are eating: Hum to yourself Christina Angular s song "I am Beautiful:O! No really stupid! You are beautiful!

STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON YAHOO ANSWERS ARE PEOPLE REALLY THIS STUPID?

Yahoo Question: I was messing around and glued some fake fingernails on my hands. How do I take them Off? P.S I am a guy?

Mr C answers! Take off your mother panties and go chop some wood stupid! LOL

WHY DOES MY WIFE WANT ME WEAR HER PANTIES ARE PEOPLE REALLY THIS STUPID?

Yahoo Question: She's caught me playing in her panty drawer. Now she says she wants me to Macy's an buy panties for myself. I know she's told some people that I've worn her underwear (mostly these young guys she works with). Why would women want the men to wear panties and stuff?

Mr C answers: Hey! one question at time! Life would be so much easier if people just told the truth! Wake up stupid! Your wife used to have one of those things about 3 inches long! She had it removed! And you should just admit that you like to surf the XX sites while sitting in her 9 inch heels and bright red panties! YOU ARE STUPID! LOLL.

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PARIS HILTON CAUGHT ASKING QUESTIONS ON YAHOO ANSWERS ARE PROPLR REALLY THIS STUPID>

Yahoo Question: I'm going to Florida in the Summer Holidays and i need some outfit ideas please! I need them to be practical and comfortable as i am going to the theme parks (Disney, etc). If it helps, i have an hourglass figure, am i size 12 (uk) and am very very girly!

Any ideas will be useful. Thanks and have fun! :D :D

Mr C answers: LOL YOU ARE STUPID! NO COMMENT! WHO GIVES A RAT ASS ABOUT YOUR VACATION STUPID! GO NAKED!~


YET ANOTHER YAHOO ANSWERS STUPID HOLY SHIT I CANT BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE ARE THIS STUPID

Yahoo Stupid: How do I pierce my own Navel? Don't tell me not too. I just need the proper steps and props that I will need to do it.

Mr C answers: Let me see if I can remember how to do this, First I think you will need to boil a large sized nail:

One that you could get out of an old piece of used lumber always works best.

Boil it for 20 minutes. Run out to drugstore and grab a bottle of rubbing alcohol and some acne stride x pads. Grab you a 40oz. Ice house at the beer store.

Once the 40 has been drank, take the very hot nail from the boiling water, dip in the rubbing alcohol and then pierce your navel. Use the stride X pad as a covering till the bleeding stops!

You are one stupid shit for posting your question on Yahoo.

You should go and look for a moving bus.
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