Saturday, April 18, 2009

FW: From: Msg: Happy Birthday, Sunshine lol have a GREAT one!
Linda

FW:

Happy b-day,luv u!

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FW: From: Msg: Happy bithday i love you tammy

FW: From: Msg: HAPPY BIRTHDAY I LOVE U

SEE MR C EVEN MADE THE HISTORY BOOKS-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

1775: Paul Revere begins his legendary midnight ride to Lexington and Concord, Mass., to warn patriots that British troops were approaching.
Learn more about Paul Revere.

1906: A devastating earthquake and subsequent fires ravage San Francisco, destroying most of the city's downtown.
Learn more about San Francisco.

1949: Eire formally withdraws from the British Commonwealth and becomes the Republic of Ireland.
Learn more about Ireland.

1970: Mr C The Creator of I see stupid people was born in a NC hosptital.

1980: The southern African nation of Rhodesia is renamed Zimbabwe after it is granted black majority rule.
Learn more about Zimbabwe.

1982: Queen Elizabeth II signs the Constitution Act of 1982, which replaces the British North America Act of 1867 as Canada's Constitution.
Learn more about Canada.


Dont be stupid!


Chicago White Sox - Mark Buehrle No-Hitter April 18, 2007 - Canvas Mega Ticket

Friday, April 17, 2009

CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK! WHATEVER

In a strongly worded statement, the Vatican defended the pope's view that condoms aren't the answer to Africa's AIDS epidemic and could make it worse.

On his way to Africa last month, he said the best strategy is the church's effort to promote sexual responsibility through abstinence and monogamy.

Mr C says: This is exactly why we have a world full of stupidity! The world should stop listening to the damn Vatican and listen to Mr C- THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE TO LIVE!

Condoms are the answer, stupidity is not! Even the priest in the Vatican are not abstinent-Some just rape little kids! The Vatican is stupid!


Condom: One small item, one giant impact (Trigger Issues)

Ashes of Aries (Elizabeth Chase Mysteries)

WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE MR C-APRIL 18 1970

Since tomorrow is my birthday-and I am truly pissed that I have to work a 12-hour shift on my birthday, I thought it nice to list a few traits of what an Aries is.

Holy shit, I just took my work boots off and I will never wear black socks to work again! UUG!

Aries (Astrology)

Anyway, I worked all day today-and before the weekend is out I will have worked almost 40 hours!

Traits of Mr C April 18-Aries Oh did I mention that Aries are some of the greatest people on earth?

AstroAnalysis: Aries (AstroAnalysis Horoscopes)

Aries is the beginning, the equinox new beginnings.Aries subjects are courageous leaders with a genuine concern for those they command, being responsible people.They do not make very good followers because they are too "take charge".They may be unwilling to obey or submit to directions for which they can see no reason, or with which they disagree.

Crash & Burn

Self-reliant, but also self centered (sometimes) and concerned with their own personal advancement and physical satisfaction.

Their immense energy makes them aggressive and restless, argumentative occasionally, headstrong, quick tempered, easily offended and capable of holding grudges if they feel themselves affronted.

In personal relationships Arians are frank, direct and candid, and make enthusiastic and generous friends. You are liable to have a high sex drive and make passionate but fastidious lovers.

The intensity of your sexual urges can drive you to promiscuity and a Don Juan-like counting of conquests of the opposite sex. It can also trick you into early unwise marriage which may end disastrously. Arians are highly devoted to their children, even to the point of laying down their own lives, so that they might live.

You will not find a more defensive and loving parent in all the zodiac.

Now anyone who knows me personally knows that Mr C could be a poster child for the Aries profile. With the exception of sexual promiscuity. Mr C has nor ever will be a "whore" LOL. Love you all! And remember "Don't be stupid" An Aries might be watching.

Dont be stupid!



NECKLw/bd-D.C. ARIES EN. - Earth Spirit Necklace

Locked up!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

SEE IT DOES PAY TO BITCH

Time Warner Cable is pulling the plug on its plan to charge its broadband customers by the byte in four U.S. cities, including Rochester, New York, ending a controversial experiment that critics said would harm internet innovation and customer pocketbooks.



2010: The Year We Make Contact [Blu-ray]

CULT CLASSIC MOVIES

Drive-In Cult Classics - 8 Movie Set

ROYAL WEDDING CAKE STUPIDS

LONDON – Would you pay 145 pounds ($215) for a slice of very stale cake?
Mr C says: Who care's! I'd rather pay $1.15 for the classics double cheeseburger from Mcdonalds!

Dont be stupid!

CHER : AN ICON OF 20TH CENTURY MUSIC

Peeps! Cher's version of the U2 hit "I still haven't found what I'm looking for is the greatest thing since sliced bread! You have to see it!



No Line On The Horizon [Box Set] [Limited Edition] [CD/Poster/Book/DVD]

MAYBE THEY SHOULD OUT-SOURCE ALL HUMAN RESOURCE JOBS TO INDIA, AFTER ALL PEOPLE FROM INDIA WORK OUT GREAT AS CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS FOR U.S. CALLERS!

MADISON, Wis. - A nurse was called out of surgery so a manager could tell her she was being laid off. Dean Health said the surgery was minor and the patient wasn't affected, but the manager who summoned the nurse from surgery violated medical protocol. Dean Health spokesman Paul Pitas said the incident happened at Dean's West Clinic in Madison on Wednesday or Thursday.

INDIAN GIVER

Richard Batista, 49, is demanding the sum in the middle of a messy divorce with his now-estranged wife, who suffered kidney ailments for years before the transplant.

He wants the Kidney back that he gave her! You are Freaking stupid man! LOL You should burn....Well I shall keep my thoughts to myself on this one.

Mr C says: I think I will file a lawsuit against my ex-wife and demand 1.5 million-plus my virginity back! LOL.

Unstoppable

IS THIS GENDER DISCRMINATION OR STUPIDITY IN IT'S RAREST FORMS-

Local man sues Hooters for Gender Discrimination

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS STUPID LAWSUIT

An Irish tourist who slipped while dancing on a bar can't blame the bar owners, a Manhattan judge has ruled, tossing out her negligence suit.


Valerie Morris, 34, of Dublin, "voluntarily assumed the risk of injury by dancing on top of the bar," at the now-shuttered Red Rock West in January of 2005, Justice Michael Stallman found.


Morris, who testified she goes to bars once a week, was "aware" that "glasses are placed on the bar top; that ice may fall on the bar top from time; that things get spilled; and that sometimes the spills are cleaned up right away and sometimes they are not," the judge wrote.

See being a drunk whore dosent pay! It's about time!

HOW TO BLOCK INTERNET PORN FROM CHILDREN

Plain and simple folks! If you are a parent don't think for one moment that your children are not looking up porn on the internet!

Kids think we are stupid! Mr C is smart! Install this software to protect your children!
Net Nanny 5.5


Things You Never Knew Existed Home Page




TEACH ENGLISH IN KOREA?

Not only do they hate the US! They want to kill us! So why in the hell would we want to go to a worn torn country and teach them to speak our language? Then they can snatch up the rest of our jobs, and blow us off the map! LOL

Dont be stupid!



POP QUIZ ON FRIDAY-LINDAS VOCABULARY WORD FOR THE DAY

Tomstruation: The appearance of Tom Anderson on your myspace friend updates although he isn't on your friends list anymore.

Side effects of Tomstruation include stomach cramps, aches and pains and a massive headache.



How to Avoid English Teachers' Pet Peeves : Improve your writing by eliminating the common errors that English teachers see most often.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

TOP 50 WTF MOMENTS IN COMICS

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The Marvel Encyclopedia

STUPID QUESTION OF THE DAY

Why does it say on CHILDRENS Tylenol not to operate heavy machinery?

Dont be stupid!

REAL_AGE TEST DR OZ- MR C IS ALMOST 40 LIVE LIFE TO THE YOUNGEST!

As my birthday is fast approaching I am apprehensive about turning 39, simply because I know that nest year I will be 40. I recently took the real age test and what I found out is amazing. First they say that I need to stop talking on my cell phone while driving and to drive the speed limit only.

They say that I need to hug Sammy several times per day and reach out to 10 or more friends and confide in them things that worry me. Imagine that! All the stupid people! LOL. I need to increase my vitamin E and work out more.

My real age is 47.1 years old. And I am only 38! What the hell! I am seriously going to make some lifestyle changes ASAP! I heard that Cher took the test and her age is 62, her real age according to the test is 23! LOL! TAKE THE TEST!

“A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.”


Tuesday, April 14, 2009

FUN WITH THE KIDS

After a long day at work you come home and the kids are whining and bitching that they want food! Well Mr C has found a way to have some fun with the kids! Be warned! You might just laugh after this is done. First on your way home stop by the local McDonald's and buy several orders of large Fry's! Make sure they are hot, fold down the bag and hurry home. Make sure you tell the cashiers to leave the ketchup out.

Once you are home get the ketchup bottle from the fridge and remove the cap. Pour one tablespoon of baking soda into the ketchup bottle and secure the ketchup bottle lid and shake ten to 15 seconds. Be sure to tighten the lid good so no pressure is let out.

Very quickly call the kids and let them dig into the Fry's. Have the Ketchup bottle sitting near the Fry's. It would be great to have your digital camera or camcorder handy to capture the look on their face as the are sprayed with most of the ketchup in the bottle. ROMALOL!

And the great part is that you can get them to clean up the mess and laugh at the same time if you promise to order Domino's.

Mr C promises memory's that will last a life-time!

POLICE DETAIN DAD FOR DRIVING WITH SON'S IN THE TRUNK

Morning Peeps! As a single father with not enough time in the day to accomplish what all needs to be done, I sometimes find myself doing things in the a not so normal way. Prime example: Do everything you have to do to get them ready for school the night before-or dumping all the laundry in the wash and cross your fingers that the colors don't fade.

Using a leaf blower to dust the house instead of dusting each individual item in the house. Hey my favorite is to clean out the car while sitting in the drive- Thur at McDonald's, then get one of the kids to jump out and throw the trash in the McDonald's trash can. But this man locked his kids in the trunk and drove 20 miles until the cops stopped him for speeding.

Mr C advises that although some crazy thoughts run through our heads as parents: You don't act on them.

I think to myself every summer when it's really hot to hosing the kids down with the water hose to clean them, it would be fun for them and very quick for me- but,I have never done it.

Whatever this man was thinking, he is stupid! Mr Stupid should serve all of the two year sentence riding in the TRUNK of the prison work van before being made to cut the grass along the highway with a pair of scissors in the 90 degree heat!

Don't be stupid!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

LINDA READERS ARE WAITING FOR YOUR VOCABULARY WORD FOR THE DAY


Dont be stupid!






Ok Class....The word for today is MrCiology: With the advent of the computer we have lost many skills that everyone should still be learning. Writing is a prime example! Can anyone tell me what this word means?

Until tomorrow teacher Linda.:)

ANOTHER YAHOO QUESTION

Yahoo Question: What are your thoughts on smacking your children? I was belted as a child, sometimes belted with boots and it straightened me out. And look at me.

Mr C answers: Belted with boots? And look at me? No I think that getting "belted as a child" made you stupid! You should have been belted with a book instead.

Dont be stupid!


DID YOU KNOW THAT STEVIE NICKS

Friends who want to get in touch with Stevie Nicks know not to send an e-mail, call on a cell phone, or reach out by text message, because she won't respond.

It's not that she's being rude: Nicks doesn't own a computer or a cell phone. The 60-year-old rock legend, who is currently on tour with Fleet wood Mac, is a proud technophobe.


How in the hell does Stevie communicate with people? Interesting. Get with the program Stevie!

Dont be stupid!


With The Beatles (Remastered)

FORMER POWER RANGER GOING TO FRY

Skylar Deleon, a former child actor who had a non-speaking role on TV's Mighty Morphing' Power Rangers, was convicted in an Orange County, Calif., courtroom Monday of three counts of first-degree murder, including the deaths of a couple he tied to an anchor and threw off their yacht.

DEAD POPES ALL OVER THE PLACE WHAT THE HELL?

Am I just reading into this wrong? Do they really leave dead popes lying around for anyone to see? As I was writing this morning about the stupid pope, I came across this website with pics of dead popes!

Apparently this is common practice in Italy? Please clarify this for Mr C!

I wonder if we could start something like that here in the United States? Pour wax all over the dead presidents and leave them laying around at the capitol buildings! Bill Clinton could be on display at Hooters!

They would have to put George's waxed body on display at the Citgo in Washington!

And what in the hell is he wearing? Are these Santa Claus pajamas? I am scratching my head on this one!

Maybe Linda will know the answer!

Dont be stupid!

THE POPE DETAINED ON AMERICAN AIRLINES FLIGHT AFTER EASTER ADDRESS

Because they found that he had more than 3oz of holy water! LOL

ANOTHER FULL MOON LAST NIGHT DID YOU NOTICE?

Peeps how is it that I end up at my favorite restaurant every time there is a full moon? It all started off yesterday when I finally decided to mow my lawn that was a foot high and my lawn mower died! What should have took me two hours ended up taking me 4.

Then I decided that I really need to tidy up the crib when I suddenly look around only to discover that my Christmas tree is still standing tall in the corner of my living room! Imagine that! LOL

After working all day long at various projects-all of which I left undone, I decided to venture out for an evening of relaxation at Applebees! Once inside I instantly became pissed when I saw that the fat hog of a woman was sitting in my favorite seat (ok I tell myself) be calm! Oh and by the way she is also a stalker of mine. So I hide in the corner and pull out my new I pod touch and proceed to look like I was busy! (I was really playing a Fighter game).

Within a few minutes the stalker hog did not notice me and left with three other guys she had picked up at the bar! By the sound of her high pitched voice and all the cigarette smoke, she is probably in jail this morning on a drunk driving charge.

Now I am peace! I go to my special place at the bar and order my food from the greatest girl Alley! I start scanning for stupid people- and they are everywhere. I sat there and listened to a lady talk about being on disability-all the time showing off her new cell phone by blaring the ring tones for all to hear.

There are these two young chicks sitting beside me talking about how one of their boyfriends tied her to the bed and beat her up! LOL Oh and I can't forget the guy that is sitting to my far left- with his wig tilted to one side!

Then Alley tells me that minutes before I arrived they had a bar fight! LOL I hate I missed that one! Then there is the guy sitting behind me slumped in his chair eating a can of Beenie Weenies! Yes! I am still laughing this morning!

If you have never been to your neighborhood appleebees, go-you never know what you are going to get!

Dont be stupid!

EASTER GREETINGS FROM THE POPE IN ROME

The Pope's Easter greeting was a simple plea to end world poverty, fix the financial mess and end wars.

Mr C ask: Yo Pope! Maybe the Vatican could release some of the billions it has and jump start the economy by giving us all Americans stimulus checks!

The 81-year-old pope tripped as he climbed up to his gilded chair on the loggia, but recovered without incident and delivered his speech to the crowds below. ROMALOL!


THE COWS IN INDIA ARE GOING TO DESTORY EARTH

By burping, belching and excreting copious amounts of methane - a greenhouse gas that traps 20 times more heat than carbon dioxide - India's livestock of roughly 485 million (including sheep and goats) contribute more to global warming than the vehicles they obstruct.

With new research suggesting that emission of methane by Indian livestock is higher than previously estimated, scientists are furiously working at designing diets to help bovines and other ruminants eat better, stay more energetic and secrete lesser amounts of the offensive gas

Mr C says: The solution is very simple in fact. Out of an estimated 238 million cows in India, half could be slaughtered and sold to Mcdonalds to feed the 238 million cows (I mean people) in the US! Problem solved.

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