Saturday, April 18, 2009
Learn more about Paul Revere.
1906: A devastating earthquake and subsequent fires ravage San Francisco, destroying most of the city's downtown.
Learn more about San Francisco.
1949: Eire formally withdraws from the British Commonwealth and becomes the Republic of Ireland.
Learn more about Ireland.
1970: Mr C The Creator of I see stupid people was born in a NC hosptital.
1980: The southern African nation of Rhodesia is renamed Zimbabwe after it is granted black majority rule.
Learn more about Zimbabwe.
1982: Queen Elizabeth II signs the Constitution Act of 1982, which replaces the British North America Act of 1867 as Canada's Constitution.
Learn more about Canada.
Dont be stupid!
Chicago White Sox - Mark Buehrle No-Hitter April 18, 2007 - Canvas Mega Ticket
Friday, April 17, 2009
On his way to Africa last month, he said the best strategy is the church's effort to promote sexual responsibility through abstinence and monogamy.
Mr C says: This is exactly why we have a world full of stupidity! The world should stop listening to the damn Vatican and listen to Mr C- THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE TO LIVE!
Condoms are the answer, stupidity is not! Even the priest in the Vatican are not abstinent-Some just rape little kids! The Vatican is stupid!
Condom: One small item, one giant impact (Trigger Issues)
Holy shit, I just took my work boots off and I will never wear black socks to work again! UUG!
Anyway, I worked all day today-and before the weekend is out I will have worked almost 40 hours!
Traits of Mr C April 18-Aries Oh did I mention that Aries are some of the greatest people on earth?
AstroAnalysis: Aries (AstroAnalysis Horoscopes)
Aries is the beginning, the equinox new beginnings.Aries subjects are courageous leaders with a genuine concern for those they command, being responsible people.They do not make very good followers because they are too "take charge".They may be unwilling to obey or submit to directions for which they can see no reason, or with which they disagree.
Crash & Burn
Self-reliant, but also self centered (sometimes) and concerned with their own personal advancement and physical satisfaction.
Their immense energy makes them aggressive and restless, argumentative occasionally, headstrong, quick tempered, easily offended and capable of holding grudges if they feel themselves affronted.
In personal relationships Arians are frank, direct and candid, and make enthusiastic and generous friends. You are liable to have a high sex drive and make passionate but fastidious lovers.
The intensity of your sexual urges can drive you to promiscuity and a Don Juan-like counting of conquests of the opposite sex. It can also trick you into early unwise marriage which may end disastrously. Arians are highly devoted to their children, even to the point of laying down their own lives, so that they might live.
You will not find a more defensive and loving parent in all the zodiac.
Now anyone who knows me personally knows that Mr C could be a poster child for the Aries profile. With the exception of sexual promiscuity. Mr C has nor ever will be a "whore" LOL. Love you all! And remember "Don't be stupid" An Aries might be watching.
Dont be stupid!
NECKLw/bd-D.C. ARIES EN. - Earth Spirit Necklace
Thursday, April 16, 2009
2010: The Year We Make Contact [Blu-ray]
No Line On The Horizon [Box Set] [Limited Edition] [CD/Poster/Book/DVD]
MAYBE THEY SHOULD OUT-SOURCE ALL HUMAN RESOURCE JOBS TO INDIA, AFTER ALL PEOPLE FROM INDIA WORK OUT GREAT AS CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS FOR U.S. CALLERS!
He wants the Kidney back that he gave her! You are Freaking stupid man! LOL You should burn....Well I shall keep my thoughts to myself on this one.
Mr C says: I think I will file a lawsuit against my ex-wife and demand 1.5 million-plus my virginity back! LOL.
Valerie Morris, 34, of Dublin, "voluntarily assumed the risk of injury by dancing on top of the bar," at the now-shuttered Red Rock West in January of 2005, Justice Michael Stallman found.
Morris, who testified she goes to bars once a week, was "aware" that "glasses are placed on the bar top; that ice may fall on the bar top from time; that things get spilled; and that sometimes the spills are cleaned up right away and sometimes they are not," the judge wrote.
Side effects of Tomstruation include , aches and pains and a massive headache.
How to Avoid English Teachers' Pet Peeves : Improve your writing by eliminating the common errors that English teachers see most often.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
They say that I need to hug Sammy several times per day and reach out to 10 or more friends and confide in them things that worry me. Imagine that! All the stupid people! LOL. I need to increase my vitamin E and work out more.
My real age is 47.1 years old. And I am only 38! What the hell! I am seriously going to make some lifestyle changes ASAP! I heard that Cher took the test and her age is 62, her real age according to the test is 23! LOL! TAKE THE TEST!
“A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.”
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Once you are home get the ketchup bottle from the fridge and remove the cap. Pour one tablespoon of baking soda into the ketchup bottle and secure the ketchup bottle lid and shake ten to 15 seconds. Be sure to tighten the lid good so no pressure is let out.
Very quickly call the kids and let them dig into the Fry's. Have the Ketchup bottle sitting near the Fry's. It would be great to have your digital camera or camcorder handy to capture the look on their face as the are sprayed with most of the ketchup in the bottle. ROMALOL!
And the great part is that you can get them to clean up the mess and laugh at the same time if you promise to order Domino's.
Mr C promises memory's that will last a life-time!
Using a leaf blower to dust the house instead of dusting each individual item in the house. Hey my favorite is to clean out the car while sitting in the drive- Thur at McDonald's, then get one of the kids to jump out and throw the trash in the McDonald's trash can. But this man locked his kids in the trunk and drove 20 miles until the cops stopped him for speeding.
Mr C advises that although some crazy thoughts run through our heads as parents: You don't act on them.
I think to myself every summer when it's really hot to hosing the kids down with the water hose to clean them, it would be fun for them and very quick for me- but,I have never done it.
Whatever this man was thinking, he is stupid! Mr Stupid should serve all of the two year sentence riding in the TRUNK of the prison work van before being made to cut the grass along the highway with a pair of scissors in the 90 degree heat!
Don't be stupid!
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Dont be stupid!
Ok Class....The word for today is MrCiology: With the advent of the computer we have lost many skills that everyone should still be learning. Writing is a prime example! Can anyone tell me what this word means?
Until tomorrow teacher Linda.:)
Mr C answers: Belted with boots? And look at me? No I think that getting "belted as a child" made you stupid! You should have been belted with a book instead.
Dont be stupid!
It's not that she's being rude: Nicks doesn't own a computer or a cell phone. The 60-year-old rock legend, who is currently on tour with Fleet wood Mac, is a proud technophobe.
How in the hell does Stevie communicate with people? Interesting. Get with the program Stevie!
With The Beatles (Remastered)
Apparently this is common practice in Italy? Please clarify this for Mr C!
I wonder if we could start something like that here in the United States? Pour wax all over the dead presidents and leave them laying around at the capitol buildings! Bill Clinton could be on display at Hooters!
They would have to put George's waxed body on display at the Citgo in Washington!
And what in the hell is he wearing? Are these Santa Claus pajamas? I am scratching my head on this one!
Maybe Linda will know the answer!
Dont be stupid!
Then I decided that I really need to tidy up the crib when I suddenly look around only to discover that my Christmas tree is still standing tall in the corner of my living room! Imagine that! LOL
After working all day long at various projects-all of which I left undone, I decided to venture out for an evening of relaxation at Applebees! Once inside I instantly became pissed when I saw that the fat hog of a woman was sitting in my favorite seat (ok I tell myself) be calm! Oh and by the way she is also a stalker of mine. So I hide in the corner and pull out my new I pod touch and proceed to look like I was busy! (I was really playing a Fighter game).
Within a few minutes the stalker hog did not notice me and left with three other guys she had picked up at the bar! By the sound of her high pitched voice and all the cigarette smoke, she is probably in jail this morning on a drunk driving charge.
Now I am peace! I go to my special place at the bar and order my food from the greatest girl Alley! I start scanning for stupid people- and they are everywhere. I sat there and listened to a lady talk about being on disability-all the time showing off her new cell phone by blaring the ring tones for all to hear.
There are these two young chicks sitting beside me talking about how one of their boyfriends tied her to the bed and beat her up! LOL Oh and I can't forget the guy that is sitting to my far left- with his wig tilted to one side!
Then Alley tells me that minutes before I arrived they had a bar fight! LOL I hate I missed that one! Then there is the guy sitting behind me slumped in his chair eating a can of Beenie Weenies! Yes! I am still laughing this morning!
If you have never been to your neighborhood appleebees, go-you never know what you are going to get!
Dont be stupid!
Mr C ask: Yo Pope! Maybe the Vatican could release some of the billions it has and jump start the economy by giving us all Americans stimulus checks!
The 81-year-old pope tripped as he climbed up to his gilded chair on the loggia, but recovered without incident and delivered his speech to the crowds below. ROMALOL!
With new research suggesting that emission of methane by Indian livestock is higher than previously estimated, scientists are furiously working at designing diets to help bovines and other ruminants eat better, stay more energetic and secrete lesser amounts of the offensive gas
Mr C says: The solution is very simple in fact. Out of an estimated 238 million cows in India, half could be slaughtered and sold to Mcdonalds to feed the 238 million cows (I mean people) in the US! Problem solved.