Friday, May 1, 2009

YOU DECIDE- Michelle Obama FOR THE PEOPLE? OR THE FEET? CHANGE WE CAN ALL BELIEVE IN...YEAH RIGHT

Michelle Obama and Jill Biden (center) at a Feeding America event. The First Lady could feed quite a few people with what she paid for the sneakers she's wearing.

These people represent us? Who the hell are they kidding? When is the last time YOU bought a pair of shoes for $600?
"They're shoes," the First Lady's reps sniffed when curious reporters inquired about the fancy footwear.

Michelle has stepped out in Lanvin before while getting down to business. A week ago, she shoveled dirt at a tree planting while wearing the line's chiffon tank. Dresses and strappy pumps cost upward of $1,500, while tops go for $400 to $1,000. Dont be stupid!



VACCINE PROMISED AS SWINE FLU PASSES 100 CASES - ROSIE O'DONNELL ON THE SAFE LIST, PEREZ HILTON IS NOT

WASHINGTON – U.S. authorities are pledging to eventually produce enough swine flu vaccine for everyone but the shots couldn't begin until fall at the earliest. Worries about who will become the richest due to the spread of the virus mounted Thursday as the nation's drug makers clashed at a meeting.

Federal officials are hard at work making sure that the top earners in the Unites States will have the vaccine first. Rosie O'Donnell was reported as being first on the "safe list" followed by the President and his cabinet, and then the rest of Hollywood.


The latest news out of Washington is that Hillary Clinton was spotted in a CVS pharmacy stealing Tamiful because she discovered that Bill was on the list, but not her.


As the fight for the sought after Tamiflu continued into Friday, Paris Hilton was arrested in Las Vegas at a Wal-mart Pharmacy demanding that they sell her All of the tamiflu that was available. After her arrest for disorderly conduct, Perez Hilton flew to Vegas to try and get the exclusive "mug shot" photo of Paris.


When he arrived at the airport he was confronted by blog creator Mr. C the soon to be hunky young husband of songstress Cher. Perez never made it to the police station. When Mr. C asked him if he really had "dude boobs" he got back on the plane- refusing to come off until Mr. Cher was removed from the airport.


The CDC confirmed 109 cases Thursday, and state officials confirm 22 more. Cases now are confirmed in New York, Texas, California, South Carolina, Kansas, Massachusetts, Indiana, Ohio, Arizona, Michigan, Nevada, New Jersey, Delaware, Maine, Colorado, Georgia and Minnesota. And the fight continues.

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PEREZ HILTON IS SUSPECTED OF HAVING MAN BOOBS!

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THE HARDEES SAUSAGE BISCUIT-NEVER AGAIN

Although some of these infestations are harbored in other animals, modern veterinarians say that pigs are far MORE PREDISPOSED to these illnesses than other animals. This could be because PIGS like to SCAVENGE and will eat ANY kind of food, INCLUDING dead insects, worms, rotting carcasses, excreta including their own, garbage, and other pigs. INFLUENZA (flu) is one of the MOST famous illnesses which pigs share with humans.

This illness is harbored in the LUNGS of pigs during the summer months and tends to affect pigs and human in the cooler months.

FAST FACTS ABOUT THE INFAMOUS PIG

After reading this article I will never EAT pork again! I swear as long as I live! NEVER! Did you know that if you pour a bottle of coke on a slab of pork, you will see worms crawl out of it?
Dont be stupid!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

DONT CALL IT SWINE FLU - PUBLIC OUTCRY FOR THE PIGS! YOU WILL BE ARRESTED FOR CALLING THE VIRUS SWINE FLU!

GENEVA – The World Health Organization announced Thursday it will would stop using the term "swine flu" to avoid confusion over the danger posed by pigs. The policy shift came a day after Egypt began slaughtering thousands of pigs in a misguided effort to prevent swine flu.

Mr C Say's: SWINE FLU, SWINE FLU, SWINE FLU! That's the ancestry of this bug! What in the hell is wrong with this country? I guess we should stop calling the slaughter of babies "abortion" too? Hey what about the homosexuals? Shouldn't we stop calling them faggots also? Shouldn't we stop referring to the word "bitch" to women? Why are we so concerned over how pigs feel than human beings!!!!!

Lets not get confused here! A sad day when the only thing on these people's mind is the Politically correct term to help soften the blow to the "pig community" People are falling over dead from the "swine-flu"! The damn virus came from pigs originally, not ostriches. Plus, the United States Government can't make up it's mind on what to tell us about it anyway-- first "no worries", then next "don't ride in planes or subways"...

6.5 million people are out of work, we have thousands of troops fighting a useless war, and the thing they are all concerned about is to stop calling the soon-coming pandemic the "swine flu"! You are stupid and Mr C will continue to yell from the Internet! SWINE FLU!

Don't be stupid!

THE REAL MARY KATE-SHE LIVES WITH MR C!



ARE YOU GAY-TAKE THE TEST NOW SO YOU DONT CATCH THE PIG FLU! MR C IS LHAOFF RIGHT NOW!

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MR C HAS AN IDEA TO EASE THE WORRY OF THE PIG FLU



THEY HAVE PISSED OFF MR C AGAIN! JOE BIDEN ALMOST SPILLED THE BEANS-BACON ANYONE?

In the midst of all the chaos in the world as well as my own life you would think that our fearless leaders would come a point where they would say "ya know what, lets just tell the truth for once! But no! Impossible for the Administration.

I was reading a news article where Vice President Biden slipped up in an interview.Thursday he advised his family to stay off airplanes and subways because of the swine flu, a remark that forced the vice president's office to backtrack, the travel industry to cry foul and other government officials to try to massage Biden's message.

This is proof positive that our leaders have and always feed us a bunch of bullshit to keep OUR dollars flowing to them and their friends. They already know the truth behind the Pig Flu! Hell they created it! Whatever! Now in the midst of a National Crisis, they want us to go on with business as usual-spending, spending, spending.

They don't give a rat's ass about you me and anyone else who doesn't make a million a year! There is a lot more not to be overlooked in the words of Biden-He knows much more and we are all stupid for believing anything they tell us!

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Neapolitan offered to rewrite Biden's words for him: "I think the vice president ... if he could say that over again, he would say if they're feeling sick, they should stay off of public transit or confined spaces because that is indeed the advice that we're giving," she said on MSNBC.

This is Bullshit! Mr C is outraged this morning! Tell us the truth, instead of letting innocent people think that there is no threat!

Don't be stupid!

The Great Bird Flu Hoax: The Truth They Don't Want You to Know

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THIS IS HOW WE ROLL BEEATCH! YAHOO ANSWERS STUPID

Yahoo Question: Why do women ride in cars/trucks with their bare feet on the dashboard? Is it so men can look at them, or do they consider their feet sexy and they are trying to show them off?

Mr C Answers: Women like to ride with their feet on the dash because they want everyone to see the crust in and around the toe-nails stupid! My Question to you is-Why in the hell do you care in the first place? Why do birds have wings? Can you answer that stupid?

The truth is that it saves gas and makes the car go faster! Now the secret is out! You should see what happens when you drive around naked! I hear that it can actually make your car hoover like a UFO.


How I Became Stupid

A NOT SO STUPID POST GIFTS FOR MOM

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Dont be stupid! Your mother will love you for it!
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

THE PERFECT MOTHERS DAY GIFT FOR MAY 10TH

Dont be stupid!

YET ANOTHER REASON TO CHECK YOUR CHILD'S HOMEWORK

Assignment:
Draw a picture showing what you want to be when you grow up.

Result:
Parent Response to Teacher after the local Harper Valley PTA was notified:

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

Dont be stupid!

ONE REASON TO ALWAYS LOOK AT YOUR CHILD'S HOMEWORK


Dont be stupid!

CALIFORNIA ORDERS THE SLAUGHTER OF ALL MEXICANS IN CALIFORNIA

CALIFORNIA – California began slaughtering the roughly 300,000 Mexican in the country Wednesday as a precautionary measure against the spread of swine flu even though no cases have been reported here yet, the Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said Wednesday.

At a large Mexican community near Malibu center just north of Hollywood, Mexicans refused to cooperate with Department of Homeland Security who came to slaughter the Mexicans. Some of the Mexicans protested on the front lawn of Cher's Malibu Mansion-hoping to get the superstar to speak out for them.


Reports from Cher's camp is that she is out of the country with Blog creator Mr C- planning a wedding. The workers left after that because of fear of ending up on I sees stupid people- Mr. Cs famous blog that is financed by the superstar Cher. No comment from the camp of Mr C.


"It has been decided to immediately start slaughtering all the Mexicans in California using the full capacity of the country's Military resources," Governor Arnold told reporters after a Cabinet meeting with Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton on Wednesday.


News from the Mexican government is that they will now not allow any Mexicans back into the country. "They are the problem of the United States now" Mexico's president announced on Wed "...they are the ones that allowed them in there in the first place."



Outbreak

DONALD TRUMP APPEARS ON "THE VIEW" WITH SOLUTION TO SWINE FLU

WASHINGTON – Virulent swine flu spread to 10 U.S. states from coast to coast Wednesday and swept deeper into Europe extending its global reach as President Barack Obama mourned the first U.S. death, a Mexican toddler who had traveled with his family to Texas.

Total American cases surged to nearly 100, and Obama said wider school closings might be necessary. Donald Trump, Barbara Walters is booked to appear next Tuesday on Walters' daytime show "The View." He will talk of his plan to stamp out the "pig flu" by buying the country of Mexico, giving it a make over and selling it to Russia.

As an added bonus to ridding Mexico of the bug, "the Donald" will finally use some money and spend it on a toupee that actually looks good instead of the ones he gets from the Walmart discount rack for $2.99 a wig.

Trump gets publicity, while Walters lands an attention-getting guest during a ratings sweeps month. He hasn't been on the show since he contracted the pig flu from Rosie O'Donnell
two years ago. He told reporters that Walters had said that she was happy O'Donnell had given Trump the pig flu, but later recanted that statement and apologized to Trump.



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WALMART FINALLY IMPACTED BY ECONOMIC DOWNTURN: NOW PUTTING ROCKS IN PACKAGES INSTEAD OF MERCHANDISE

As customer-service levels in this country have turned to complete sh*t, even wonderful Walmart has joined the fray.

Some of their stores are now replacing the contents of packages with rocks and chinese newspapers in an effort to keep their profits up. When customers return these rocks, Walmart promptly recycles them and sells them as new again. LOL

And don't bother complaining to whoever made the thing you thought you just bought (NINTENDO) or where you bought it from (WALMART)... both of these places told the woman who got a box of rocks and a wad of chinese newspapers (for $158 no less) that she was stuck with the rocks!!!!! LOL A store employee admitted that she had seen those rocks and newspaper package in their store before!

Everyone knows I love Amazon,so Mr C says shop there instead!

Dont be stupid!


If You Find a Rock (Paperback 2008)

THE WORLD'S MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON... ACCORDING TO THE INTERNETS...IS...

WHO THE HELL CARES! There are thousands of people throughout history who can make this list. And it was done as an internet poll... like those things are accurate at all... and the stupid who won? Some freak who made a simple bulletin board on some web page that gets 13 million views a day!

The fact that a web-poll allowed some freak to win out over people such as Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Oprah Winfrey just shows how stupid the internets are LOL.

The only useful thing that website does is identify 13 million morons on this planet each day. I don't get the point of a bulletin board where anyone can post anything, on any subject.

Dont be stupid!


Yes!: 50 Scientifically Proven Ways to Be Persuasive

GOOGLE FINDS LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS!

While GOOGLE is busy categorizing, mapping, classifying, monitoring, cataloging, and digitizing every single proton, neutron, and electron on the planet, they found Atlantis! See the image on Google Earth by clicking the title of this blog post!

They claim it was just a false pattern generated by their sonar-scanning robot ships... but looks good enough to be Atlantis for me!

Maybe they are telling people that so they will stay way as Google builds their next headquarters there! A representative from Google's Oceanic Division (or GOD for short) is pictured above and declined to comment on finding Atlantis.

Dont be stupid!


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