Saturday, May 9, 2009

OHIO CHRISTAIN SCHOOL TELLS STUDENT TO SKIP PROM, OR HE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO GRADUATE! WHY ARE FUNDAMENTAL CHRISTIANS SO STUPID?

I am a little confused as to why the Justice Department has not moved in on this late breaking story-as it has All the classic signs of the Waco Fiasco!

INDLAY, Ohio – A student at a fundamentalist Baptist school that forbids dancing, rock music, hand-holding and kissing will be suspended if he takes his girlfriend to her public high school prom, his principal said.

The teen, who is scheduled to receive his diploma May 24, would be suspended from classes and receive an "incomplete" on remaining assignments, England said. Frost also would not be permitted to attend graduation but would get a diploma once he completes final exams. If Frost is involved with alcohol or sex at the prom, he will be expelled, England said.

I wake up and see stuff such as this and of course it makes my blood boil! All I can ask myself is why? These stupid people are destroying the lives of many children in the name of GOD! I was raised in a strict fundamental baptist environment as well so I have 30 plus years of experience in this matter-and it is a subject that is close to my heart.

To punish a child for wanting to attend a high school prom(in God's name) has to be the biggest lie ever told by the christian establishment! Do these people really think that they are accomplishing something for the greater good of society by instilling hate, bigatory, fear, and condemnation into the minds of children?

Do they really think that God is sitting high in the heavens giving his divine blessing on their establishment or should I say CULT of fear and condemnation in an effort to screw people's heads up?

Cults are establishments that make up their own rules by taking the scriptures and twisting them to match distorted views- therefore brainwashing others to do exactly what God did not want us as a people to do-Hate and condemn others!

I have never read in the Bible where Jesus EVER forbid children from attending high school dances! I have never read that he wanted us to be secluded- or should I say stupid in our own little worlds. And apparently the United States Government does think so either, as they killed over 200 innocent people in Waco Texas.

From what I read of the bible Jesus Christ wanted us to love everyone-reach out to the hurting-and live a happy healthy life of freedom without condemnation and hate controlling ever aspect of our lives! God never intended cookie cutter Christians to spread the word of hate in this world! Since the beginning of time, in any recorded history of mankind they have always controlled the will of the people with fear and hate and murder.

When stupid people and their own agendas took the bible and distorted its writing for the sole purpose of control-money and power! I imagine that this family has paid this school and the leaders thousands of dollars over the years! And what have they got in return? Well you judge for yourselves.

Children raised in conditions such as this always live 99 percent of their lives in total and complete FEAR! Most end up hating themselves and everyone around them-and the pharmaceutical company's make billions because most so called christian people need medication just to make it through a day!

To the parents of this student! You should get an attorney and sue these idiots for every ounce of money that they have rob you and others from over the years! Pull him out of that cult school and transfer all his credits to a high school and let him graduate!

This post I know may not be a funny subject to talk about, but Mr C has and never will give a rat's ass! I will continue to voice my opinions at the stupid people that are all around us. I wish I had to enough money to hire a private investigator to get some background info on this man leading this school!

Every single one of the devoted followers of this cult would be shocked to see and hear what they really do in their spare time!

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Friday, May 8, 2009

GOVERNOR OF NORTH CAROLINA BEVERLY PERDUE - A DISMAL RECORD

The inauguration of Beverly Eaves Perdue as the 73rd Governor of North Carolina – and our state’s first woman governor – follows a distinguished tenure in public service focused on creating 21st century jobs, fighting for excellent public schools, and improving the health of our people.

But wait a second... she got in because of fighting for excellent public schools? NC education is among the worse in the nation!! That is a benchmark?

Mr. C has a couple questions for Bev Perdue: First, I would like to ask why you, as an elected official of North Carolina and a former educator, would even fathom the idea of LAYING OFF TEACHERS AND INCREASING CLASSROOM SIZE in North Carolina?

You have a sole responsibility as the leader of this statue to say NO to teachers being laid off. Period! The quality of education in NC public schools is already among the worse in the country right now-- and you're not certainly not improving it!!! We simply cannot afford for it to get any worse!!! Why not have that board of education director take a reduction of their 100000+ salary? That is a WASTE of money right there!

This is the most absurd thing that I have ever heard of in my life! Nothing should ever stand in the way of children receiving a quality education. North Carolina passed legislation a couple years ago for a state lottery with most of money supposedly going to the North Carolina Education System!

Here Ms. Perdue is the breakdown in case you are too lost in your own agenda to remember why WE voted for the lottery in the first place! Again, why is there even a need to lay off teachers when lottery raised 98 million dollars for education? Where is this money Ms. Perdue?

In addition, Mr. C. has another idea that maybe you never thought about! Why is it that people incarcerated in the state of North Carolina are still (even in this bad economy) receiving FREE everything that ordinary people in this state are doing without??? Common criminals have had none of the perks of being a criminal taken away from them.

There are NO news articles about convicts seeing services declined or even removed! The sad part is that THEY are getting more and more! Welfare receipts are getting more and more as we watch our public school system DO WITHOUT more and more everyday! While our very wealthy leaders sit back and count their money and allow teachers of our children to do without!

Does anyone care that the Board of Education Director makes in excess of 100,000 a year!

The children as well as the teachers are being targeted to save money. While others in other states are getting more and more, at the cost of taxpayers-- GO Figure! People enough is enough! Call, write, fax and DEMAND better from the people WE have paid to be leaders! Change is needed!

Governor Bev Perdue
Office of the Governor
20301 Mail Service Center
Raleigh, NC 27699-0301
Phone: (919)733-4240
Fax: (919)733-2120

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

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PARIS HILTON - MOTHER'S DAY NOTE FROM VEGAS

Hi Mommy Dearest! Just a short pic for you on Mother's day! I'm having a wonderful time here in Vegas with Perez! I think I might be able to make him straight mommy! I am so thankful! XOXOX Paris!~

BARBIE FINALLY GOT A MYSPACE ACCOUNT - IT'S ABOUT TIME!

DOUBLE LIVES: LINDSAY LOHAN IS ACTUALLY GOLLUM!

It's true! Gollum finally admits that his secret is out-- and he's glad he no longer has to wear that "Lindsay Lohan" costume as "it chaffs" he says.


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PEREZ HILTON'S DREAMS COME TRUE

Well it looks like the obtusely pudgy queen of bloggers got himself a trainer, a wardrobe critic, and has been adopted by the mainstream media as the spokesman not only for gay people, but for all Americans. Whatever.

Now Perez and Paris are BFF...awwwwe how cute... not. With all his newfound friends and popularity, he's a hypocrite as his blog has taken a decidedly toned-down approach to mocking celebrities...

Did I mention just how stupid Twitter is? I mean think about it... lol

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TWITTER: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? LIKE I CARE!

“woke up feeling all angsty…left arm tingly”
“oh noes…shot curtis today :-(”
“thinkin i gotta torture this guy. oh well”
“can’t remember last time i peed”

Yawn.

Blame Paris Hilton for Twitter and social sites in general. Twitter is the latest evidence of the Paris Hiltoning (aka STUPIDIFYING) of America. Twitter is always on, never shuts up, is always looked at, and at a 140 character limit doesn’t have the capacity to be either deep, meaningful or worthwhile.

I guess the best thing about twitter is that it is quicker than all previous websites at getting you fired if you say something you shouldn't lol... and the worse thing is that if you use twitter at all, you certainly don't have a life worth living! For god's sake why not try talking to another human being instead of your keypad!

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MYSPACE, FACEBOOK, TWITTER - WHY HAVE A LIFE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FRIEND'S LIFE?

Myspace/Facebook/Twitter addicts have taken most of the civilized world by storm. We get pissed at a friend of a friend- what do we do? Delete them! We go out to eat, we post an update. At any given time thoughtout most of my day I can tell what my friends are doing, thinking and feeling. They're even installing huge LCD monitors for today's christian congregations and encouraging people to Tweet during mass! I thought mass was about personal reflection and improvement, not inane chatter from idiots with smart-phones! Somehow I don't think jesus and mary-of-the-pancakes have internet connections and would approve...

Today, Debbie is working in the yard-planting flowers- Val is pissed at her boyfriend- James is sad because he caught his girl with another girl at the Wild Wing Cafe! And I found out that Wendy has lost 30 pounds in a week, and Brad really loves Jesus.

Some of the most intimate and private details of our lives are posted daily. Some even do hourly updates, going to the bathroom, eating, drinking, and yes "getting their grove on". And the best one yet- Jackie woke up but could not see her feet, and didn't know why!

Are we become so self-important and caught up in ourselves that we have to broadcast what we're doing to the world? Or are we all feeling more insecure? The day will come when we'll all have chips in our heads that give us so much feedback on what everyone else is doing that we get nothing done ourselves... the world will grind to a halt and then the machines will take over...


Wednesday, May 6, 2009

HOW ELIZABETH EDWARDS IS GOING TO KEEP JOHN

I am so sick of hearing this woman whine because her hubby cheated on her! Hey Elizabeth "Nobody gives a crap" Why is the media so interested in this family drama? And what is the real reason that Ms. Edwards is on the talk show's blabbing about the affair?


Is this a vain attempt to make some bucks Elizabeth? There wasn't this much coverage when the Bill took that Viagra pill and went crazy with Monica!

Whatever you are trying to sell Ms. Edwards, I will not be buying. You are stupid for trying to make money off your story. I mean you would think that she is Mother Teresa or something to hear her talk!

Instead of doing the television circuits you should be at home practicing Carmen Electra moves on this ready made pole so the worthless preacher boy dosent do it again! Maybe Oprah will buy it for you!

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

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LIKE SHINY JELLYBEANS AND VEGETABLES? WELL THAT SHINE COMES FROM BUG EXCRETIONS!

Just in case you haven't eaten your fill of bugs, here's another opportunity for insect consumption. Shellac— which is used to make that shiny coating on jelly beans and to give fresh fruits and vegetables that perfect, glossy finish— is made from the excretions of Kerria lacca insects that are native to Thailand.

Again, vegetarian lobbyists have urged the FDA to require that labeling indicate if fruits and vegetables are coated with an insect-derived substance. The FDA wouldn't go that far, but, according to Michael Jacobson, Ph.D., executive director of the Center for Science in the Public Interest, it did require produce packers to disclose whether any coating used is animal- or vegetable-derived. "But it would be on a placard or on the box of produce, not in bold type on the fruit or vegetable itself," says Jacobson, "and not displayed to grocery

"And I don't know that the regulation is very strongly enforced," he adds. Of course not-- why would food makers want to list "BUG SHIT" as an ingredient?
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A MODEST PROPOSAL OR STUPIDITY? OBAMA: CASH FOR CLUNKERS PROGRAM

Is it a modest proposal or another hidden handout? They are at it again, the business execs on the hunt for congressional stupids to bail them out and get the money flowing again. The program is very simple to understand, they say...

The Government buys up the oldest, most polluting cars all, which are mostly owned by...you guessed it, poor Americans! They then write you check and sell your old car as scrape metal. We all win, right? Wrong!

First there is one drawback-most lower class citizens do not have the credit to even get a car loan. And if they fall into the middle on the credit rating system, they are almost always given cars loans with interest rates as high as 18 to 25 percent! Yikes!

Second, most people considered lower class middle class or even upper class do not, or cannot even find a good paying job! Imagine that!

Thirdly, you cannot qualify for the buyback if you made over 60 grand last year! Why is that? I will let you be the judge of this one.

They are passing the program as a way to get the economy moving again, clean up the environment and move lower class Americans into the twentieth century! But as always, Mr C will reveal to you now what the program really is, and what it intends to accomplish.

They want more of you money! That's it in a nutshell. It's sticking the lower class people with that new car! In the end most Americans that fall for this program will be stuck in 60 month contracts with car payments running from 4 to 7 hundred a month. Once the car loans are defaulted on, the banks will collect the insurance money but the auto makers will have (another) shot in the arm.

So who wins? Everyone but you. Keep what you have, save your money and demand better from the people elected to run this country. This program is nothing short of enslaving you to them for the sole purpose of keeping the money flowing to the Car Executives and the government.



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MR C's DEAL OF THE DAY - CHILD LOCATOR (GOOD FOR MADYLN PRIMOFF!) BRICKHOUSE SECURITY

Locate Your Wandering Children Anywhere As featured in the newest Duracell "Power To Protect" campaign, The BrickHouse Locator is an innovative product because it is both preventative and problem-solving. It not only helps you locate your child, but it also alerts you if your child is wandering too far. Using Locate Mode, the on-screen directional display and audio guidance will lead you to your child.

The device beeps faster as you get closer, letting you know when you are near. Children tend to wander in busy public places, where it can be a challenge for parents to keep an eye on them. If your children wander, don't panic, just grab The BrickHouse Child Locator and find them, fast. Simply attach a small Tag to your children's shoes, jacket, or backpack, and let the homing device lead you to their location in seconds. The BrickHouse Child Locator alerts you the instant your child leaves the safety zone.

The portable tracking device will beep, vibrate, and visually lead you to the Tag quickly and easily. As an added safety precaution, your child can press the Panic Button to alert you of an emergency.

This is the device that featured in the popular commercial! It is the greatest thing if you have kids, even if you don't kick them out of the car!

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IS MYSPACE THE MARK OF THE BEAST?

Marriage vows in the United States have gone to the dogs! It's about time to show just how stupid marriage has become! Now you can send your video in and get married live on Myspace! LMAO! And I hear you can even text your vows to each other instead of speaking!

Could Myspace be the dreaded "Mark of the Beast" where you won't be able to do anything if you don't have a Myspace account? What will the future hold? Live births on Myspace? Live executions? Getting a Myspace college degree? Divorce proceedings on Myspace?

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CREDIT CARD COMPANIES ARE KILLING YOU, AND NOW YOUR KIDS!

Visa and Mastercard know a secret: Most parents don't realize how early a child's name, address and other information can turn up in the databases used by credit card companies to market their products -- or that kids as young as 16 can get cards without parental permission.

Other rules that the credit card companies live and die by:

1. "We're just waiting for you to screw up." (aka "universal default" clause)

2. "When it comes to identity theft, we're part of the problem." (our "identity protection plans" are PURE profit-- we are not responsible for safekeeping your data, YOU are)

3. "Your children are our future."

4. "Our 'freebie' rewards are anything but." (you actually pay for the freebies-- we are in the business of making money, not giving things away!)

5. "Debit cards should come with a warning: 'Use at your own risk.'" (debit cards use YOUR money, not ours, so we have no interest in protecting it!)

6. "Paid in full? Not necessarily." (companies now use "two-cycle" billing which means that you are charged interest even if you pay off in full every month!)

7. "We're accepted globally, but our exchange rates are from Planet Rip-off."

8. "We close early on payment-due dates."

9. "Our whims are legally binding."

10. "Go ahead and exceed your credit limit -- we like that."

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ELIZABETH EDWARDS - HOW I SURVIVED JOHN'S AFFAIR BY HAVING MY HEAD UP MY ASS

As I was reading an excerpt from Elizabeth Edwards' comments on her Hubby John Edwards having illicit affairs, while running for President of the United States and I became angry at the attitudes of stupid people such as this.

Nowhere did I read that John himself was the one responsible for cheating on his wife, who was also battling cancer at the time! Nowhere! Although he looks like a good little Southern Baptist choir-boy he is a self-important, arrogant, spoiled, rich asshole who was using his money and power to get what he wanted!

Instead, Ms Edwards, who should divorce his ass, makes lame excuses by shifting the blame to the "other party". She states that "those with any fame or notoriety or power attract people for good reasons and bad. Some want to contribute and some want to take something away for themselves. They flatter and entreat, and it is engaging, even addictive. They look at our lives, which from the outside in particular are pictures of joy and plenty, and they want it for themselves."

Ms. Edwards here is YOUR truth: Even smart people get played. Even though I respect your position in the drama, your hubby has- and always will- engage in playing around with whomever he wants, whenever he wants. And you probably already know this. There is no difference in what he did, than what another worthless shitbag called a spouse does everyday! Yes you may have fame and money-but when all the clothes come off, your fairytale life is no different than anyone else.

Mr C. usually does not write about stuff like this-but your attitude is outrageous, to shift blame away from your husband. And to even think that the Edwards lifestyle and that "attraction" to it was the reason! No Ms. Edwards, that had nothing to do with it. It was your Husband being exactly what he is-TRASH!

She continues to whine and sugarcoat it! She says "more than a year later, I learned that he had allowed [the woman] into our lives and had not, even when he knew better, made her leave us alone. I tried to get him to explain, but he did not know himself why he had allowed it to happen. It is hard for John, I can see, because it is something about which he is ashamed."

Mr C. can only think of a couple words right now! Whatever!

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MEXICO'S LEADERS VISIT VIRGIN MARY PANCAKES

The leaders of Mexico visited the newest, most holy shrine of mary-of-the-blessed-pancakes today. Remarked Blam-O (in his formal head-of-state attire) "I'll never use Ms. Butterworth syrup again!"

Mr C wonders what if these people started examining their feces? The odds are good that at some point, someone will find either jesus or mary in the shape of their poo! Holy Shit! Would you go to hell if you flushed it? ... and would you go to hell if you ate the potato chip/pancake/whatever that was shaped like your favorite icon?
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OBAMA TO FIX TAX LOOPHOLES FOR THE RICH.... YEAH, RIGHT!

US companies are fighting Obama's vision to wipe out their tax havens-- which allow them to shield billions of dollars from taxation. What a bunch of crap! These same companies could save the same amount of money by not paying their worthless CEO's multi-million dollar salaries, and by not wasting money in countless other ways!

Not that the government won't waste the extra money either-- we all know their track record at spending money...

The bottom line for this is that the US companies are crying that it will worsen the economy, when in fact it will FORCE them to hire more US workers

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Actor Dom DeLuise Dies At 75

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Actor and comedian Dom DeLuise, whose big screen classics included "The Cannonball Run," "Spaceballs" and "History of the World Part I," died on Monday night at a Los Angeles hospital.

This was a guy who knew how to make people laugh!

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Monday, May 4, 2009

HOW TO GET SKINNY BOY TO LIKE CHUBBY GIRL-STUPID YAHOO QUESTIONS

Yahoo Question: my neice is 12 and likes a skinny boy and shes chubby and how can she be cool around him and still seem like a girl.

Mr C answers: First, go buy a dictionary and then go to Mcdonalds! EAT MORE MCDONALDS STUPID!! He will go crazy! Mcdonalds is soooo sexy!

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WHY DOES MY HAIR GET GREASY? ANOTHER YAHOO STUPID QUESTION

Yahoo Question: Why does my hair get greasy? for some reason my hair stays clean for like a day, and then it gets super greasy for no reason! I wash it every time i'm active, but I try not to that much because I know it takes the natural oils out of it. I use Pantene Pro-V shampoo and Garnier Fructis conditioner if that helps.

Mr C answers: Well stupid, When you sit on the internet posting such stupid questions, what do you expect? But never fear Mr C has the answer to everything. First, go to Dollar General and buy you some clippers and shave that nasty hair off your head.

Then swing by Mcdonalds and get a couple Big Macs and go to town! Oh and I forgot, while you are at Dollar General, buy a dictionary stupid.

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WHAT IS THE CHEAPEST WAY TO GET DRUNK? STUIPID YAHOO QUESTION

Yahoo Question:I don't have benefits from L&I coming in anymore! I will not drive or anything stupid, I just wanna get drunk and feel happy on my temporary no income budget.. what's the cheapest way?

Mr C answers: Well, to make it simple for you. I would assume that you have Internet connection to post such a stupid question on Yahoo. First I would advise you to cancel your Internet connection, then get your electricity disconnected.

Then I would advise that you go to your local Social Service Office and tell them how freaking crazy you are, then maybe you will get a disability check and people like me will fit the bill for your stupidity!

But the real answer to your question, I hear that if you drink your own urine that you will get drunk as hell! Try it stupid! I hear it's the best way!

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