Saturday, May 23, 2009

TOM CRUSIE HAS THE McDONALDS BUG

The McDonald bug has now infected celebrity Tom Cruise. Hollywood isn't ready to confirm or deny this story. The World Health Organization now say's that the Mcdonalds Bug has now infected half of the entire population of the earth.

Tom has been flow out of th country so the Church of Scientology can access the bug that has infected Tom.


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BEV PERDUE SPEAKS: YOU SMELL LIKE SMOKE ASSHOLE - GET AWAY FROM ME MY FACE WILL FALL OFF!

Do you see this fist! I will knock the shit out of you! I HATE SMOKERS!

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DOES BEV PERDUE SMOKE IN PRIVATE - PHOTOS REVEL THE TRUTH

After a longs days working screwing the people of North Carolina - The face comes off! The true smokers face! I knew it!






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THE TRUTH ABOUT BODY ODOR - MENS HEALTH

Let's talk about body odor. Not because it's an interesting subject; let's talk about it because we're not really supposed to have it. Believe it or not, body odor is a actually sign of internal toxicity - its odor leaking out through our skin.

Perhaps you've seen pictures of huge amounts of filth being eliminated through colon cleansing. You may have also heard that the average person carries ten or more pounds of uneliminated fecal matter in their colon at any given time. And at some point, it's going to start to smell.

Have you ever wondered why the average person begins having body odor somewhere between 13 and 16 years of age? And why don't they smell prior?

The answer: It takes about that amount of time to really clog our insides up enough to produce a daily odor. For most people, 13 to 16 years of largely unnatural eating habits does the trick just fine. For most, it'll then be another 15 to 20 years to take that stored toxicity in the body to the next level and produce what we call health problems. But the point is, we're really not supposed to smell from the inside out.

Bad breath is another sign of internal toxicity. To understand this, you'll need to know that it's a straight pathway from your mouth to your colon, and the reverse path is also true. So, bad breath (unless it's garlic produced) is a common sign of a toxic colon. I'll let you figure out the implications of what you're really smelling.

Morning breath is common why is morning breath so common and why does it occur? Let me explain...

Our bodies detoxify themselves as we are sleeping; they take this time to do so because they are not digesting food and therefore they have extra energy to direct to the task.

So, each night, this extra energy is directed toward detoxifying us (as much as possible) from our daily incoming toxic load and previously unaddressed toxins. And each morning, we can smell the toxins that have been loosened for elimination. The white coating that is common on your tongue in the morning - those are toxins your body is releasing.

Morning breath is actually a mild detoxification symptom - or a symptom people experience when they are detoxifying. And the heavier the toxic load to detoxify, the greater the symptoms. So, the more toxic your body is, the more pungent your breath in the morning will be.

The good news is that you can cleanse your internal body to remove a great deal of that toxicity, and along with it, remove the odors.

One nice thing about cleaning your body up enough so you no longer have body odor is that it eliminates the need for deodorant. Why is that important?

Well, most deodorants on the market have aluminum as an ingredient. That may not seem like a big deal until you understand that aluminum is generally associated with brain atrophying diseases, including dementia and Alzheimer's. This makes eliminating deodorant a step in the right direction - if you want to remember your grandchildren on your eighth birthday.

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BEV PERDUE AS A TEENAGER - THE EFFECTS OF SECOND HAND SMOKE

Bev 2009 --------------------- Bev 1946

You see Bev hates smokers because she was so affected by smoking as a teen. Many years later and even many more cosmetic surgeries turned her image around!

Friday, May 22, 2009

THE FUTURE ACCORDING TO BEV PERDUE

The board approved a plan to implement a 0.5 percent pay reduction and flexible furlough, that was issued by Gov. Beverly Perdue in an executive order in April.

All school system employees, regardless of the funding source of their pay, will be affected by the pay reduction and furlough. All employees' paychecks will be reduced by 0.5 percent before June 30 under the plan.

"Nobody likes the furloughs any less than I did ... The bottom line is I made decisions about whether to fire employees or whether to furlough" said Beverly Perdue (SOURCE: WCNC 2 weeks ago).

She continued "I would think at the end of day, (workers) don't like this, but they're better off with their job than with no job."

Well Ms Perdue, would would you know about that? You are a career politician. All you know is how to increase your campaign contributions, and live in a million-dollar mansion. Your comment is insensitive, quick, and callous. There are millions of ways to provide funds to the educators and other critical public service jobs you are seeking to cut-- why not look at your your own house first? And just what is all this "educational lottery" money doing? It was supposed to fix all this-- but apparently it's being vacuumed up somewhere else, otherwise you're saying we'd be worse off if we didn't have the lottery money? That doesn't add up.

The governor said she'll use about $35 million in federal stimulus funds to beef up work force training in higher education, boost grants and create loans for small businesses in emerging green energy fields. That's right, push EXPENSIVE green technology that none of the common people will be able to afford... especially since you're cutting their pay. And the tiny fractional number of jobs these "green" businesses will create? Right now, worthless.

Which is just about how effective you've been as an educational leader, and thus far as a governor!

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WHAT THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU: BEV PERDUE'S REAL AGENDA = ME MYSELF AND I

Perdue, who will be moving into the governor's mansion on Jan. 10, is asking $2.7 million for the 8,400-square-foot home that she emphasizes belongs to her husband, Bob Eaves. (A Perdue aide confirms it is not jointly owned--- whatever... does she think we are all that stupid?)

The 5-bedroom, 7-bathroom brick house sits on two lots -- more than an acre -- on the Chapel Hill Country Club golf course, according to the real estate listing. Dome conducted an interview with then-candidate Perdue at the tastefully furnished home, complete with grand piano, but was not aware of the nanny apartment above the garage or the hot tub on the screen porch.


For the Martha Stewart set among Dome readers: the house was built in 1994 and has 11-foot ceilings, four masonry fireplaces, old heart of pine floors, palladium windows (Dome had to look it up) and a finished basement.



GOVNER BEV PERDUE

The facts speak for themselves- What is her real agenda? Us or them?

Gov. Beverly Perdue is on vacation this week at an undisclosed location.Chrissy Pearson, Perdue's spokeswoman, said she had long planned a vacation this week with her husband, Bob Eaves.

Pearson said she did not know where Perdue was vacationing, but the unconfirmed gossip at the Emerging Issues forum was that she was out of the country, Rob Christensen reports.

Perdue sent a recorded video message to the 1,000 leaders at the forum's luncheon at the Raleigh Convention Center, rather than appearing personally.Pearson described Perdue’s get-away as a "working vacation" saying she brought budget books and other work along with her.

The vacation comes less than a month after she took office.

BEV PERDUE CALLS FOR THE LOCKDOWN OF ALL FAST FOOD HELL HOLES

Bev Perdue the Governor of North Carolina who is being led by a "higher power" has been quoted as saying that she will not stop until the health of all people in North Carolina is improved.

Sources close to her say that she has been "on cloud nine" because she can now go to her favorite restaurant without the smoke smell getting into her wine!

It is a great thing that we have done here, she said.The law is going to improve the heath, as well as bring down the cost of health-care for everyone in North Carolina!It may hurt at first she said, but you will get used to it, I promise she said with a smile.

Sources also tell Mr. C that she is not going to stop there. It is the buzz around Raleigh that she is about to make national news! It's going to be a full fledged war they say - The healthcare cost of "bigger" people Bev has said is astronomical and is costing this country 76 billion dollars a year! And, I just can't bear to sit next to one of them at the salon!

Watch out McDonald's! Bev is coming after you! And Wendy's- your screwed also! Taco Bell you might as well just lock your doors now. Once the law is passed all fast food hell holes as she call's them will be bulldozed. Her supporters say that she is modern day Joan of Arc- and that the vision's come to her while she is get's her nails done.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

OBAMA UNVEILS SWEEPING PLANS FOR ECONOMIC HEALTH



OBAMA WILL CONVERT GM BAILOUT INTO A FREE GIFT TO GM!!!!

NEW YORK, May 19 (Reuters) - General Motors Corp’s (GM.N) plan for a bankruptcy filing involves a quick sale of the company’s healthy assets to a new company initially owned by the U.S. government, a source familiar with the situation said on Tuesday.

The source, who would not be named because he was not cleared to speak with the media, did not specify a purchase price. The new company is expected to honor the claims of secured lenders, possibly in full, according to the source... ...In addition, the government would extend a credit line to the new company and forgive the bulk of the $15.4 billion in emergency loans that the U.S. has already provided to GM, the source said.

THIS IS PROOF POSITIVE that our leaders have lost their freaking minds. They are not stupid-- they really don't give a damn about the common taxpayer.

DAMMIT LET THESE COMPANIES FAIL! THEY DESERVE IT! For GOD'S SAKE do NOT give them 15 billion dollars!!!!

By the way, those bank bailouts we gave the banks? Guess what-- they converted them to "revolving door" loans. Once banks pay them back, the money doesn't go back to the government or us... it goes back out to other "needy" banks!!!

WTF! Our country really could be run better by a 10-year-olds. Or a bunch of cats for that matter.


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BILL CLINTON GROPES FRAN DRESCHER - HILARY CLINTON LOSES CONTROL OF HER DISGUISE!

Hilary Clinton momentarily lost control and shifted back to her true form-- that of a velacoraptor-- when she heard Fran was moving in on her man.

Maintaining human form is very difficult and requires vast amounts of concentration for Hilary, and a reporter was luckily nearby to catch the momentary lapse in her disguise!


Fran was reported to be interested in succeeding Hillary in the Senate. Maybe Bill wanted to interest her in succeeding Hillary in another position...



HISTRIONIC BEVERLY PERDUE WASTES MORE OF YOUR MONEY PROTECTING .01% OF THE PEOPLE!!!

"This is a historic day for North Carolina," Governor Bev Perdue said. "But more important than the history that we are making is the positive impact we are having on public health."

We don't need to worry about our EDUCATION SYSTEM which is already the worst in the nation-- so nothing lost there, right? She's already seen to that... and to make sure of that she's firing teachers and making classrooms larger. But at least the kids and teachers won't be smoking!

Never mind the fact that this IN NO WAY improves public health. The surgeon general says 50,000 people are affected yearly by 2nd hand smoke. THERE ARE 350,000,000 people in this country! Therefore...THIS LAW ONLY "PROTECTS" .01% OF THE ENTIRE U.S. POPULATION!!!

There are 9,222,414 in North Carolina, so the law is geared only toward 1,317 people-- WTF! This law is 100% STUPID, POLITICAL BULLSH*T!!!

If Beverly Perdue were actually concerned with making a dent in healthcare costs, she would do 2 things in this state: eliminate all liquor stores and all fast-food restaurants. That will undeniably have a positive effect on general health, not this stupid smoking ban.

So despite what the nut-zos and histrionic, fruitcake anti-smoking advocates will say-- they will have you believe that 2nd hand smoke is WORSE than putting a cigarette in your mouth, and that everyone is being killed by 2nd hand smoke. Think about .01%! That's NOTHING. What about spending the money getting smokers to actually quit?? Gee, don't you think that would get rid of 2nd hand smoke and truly improve the health of people? This stupid ban will do nothing to prevent smokers from smoking-- so how does it improve anyone's health? And the non-smokers still breath the same VEHICLE EXHAUST and other pollutants that are in our very air!...

What's next, banning smoking on public highways? You betcha... it will be another GREAT way for the state to make MONEY by harassing citizens for STUPID LAWS.

"By banning smoking in our restaurants and bars, we will greatly reduce the dangers of secondhand smoke and lower health care costs for families," Perdue said. This is another freaking lie... (sigh)... I want to see PROOF that my health-care bill will go down.

Do any of you out there honestly think that your healthcare bill will lower because of this stupid law which is a waste of time and money? Please call me when it goes down...



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SECRET DOUBLE LIVES: LAND OF THE LOST SLEESTAK HAS FOOLED US BY BEING BOTH NICOLE RICHIE AND POSH SPICE!!

"Ssssssssssssss!" Mr. Sleestak was quoted as saying when Hollywood reporters revealed his secret drag double-identities as popular performers Posh Spice and Nicole Richie! When asked how he was able to perform so well as either woman, he replied "Ssssssssss!" (roughly translated to "they're both slimy and cold-blooded, I can't believe you didn't know it was me").


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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

THE SECRET SOCIETY OF OPRAH WINFREY SHE IS PISSED THAT HER BANK ACCOUNT IS GETTING SMALLER! OPRAH CALLS IN THE BIG BOYS

I'm a little perplexed as to how to try and put my thoughts into words for this post! Today I spent 12 hours working my ass off.

I listened to the fairly common sad stories of the people I am in responsible for. Yeah, "I didn't do it", "my mom was a crack whore, that is why I went and robbed a gas station", BLAH BLAH BLAH! Whatever.

I saw Martha Stewart make some kind of blueberry shit on the Today show that looked more like bird shit than food! I sent a some useless e-mails out to friends and drank 15 cups of coffee before 11 am. Smoked a cigarette. I might add that the self-proclaimed champion-of-the-people Bev Perdue will soon see that Mr. C can't smoke in his favorite restaurant starting Jan 2010.

I cursed and yelled most of the day trying to explain to people that they really have it good being locked up, as most people in society are starving and losing there jobs! Hey! I said! It could be worse ya know, you could be paying 2.50 for gas right now, so stop your bitching!

I saw the American Idol war that is going on right now! I saw Paula Abdul talk about being a prescription drug addict for 20 years. I saw the debate between Carrie Underwood and Jennifer Hudson as to which one made the most money. I sat there and watched off and on all day the complete bullshit that the United States has became. Money, Glamour, Fame and Greed! I thought about the future of my four children as well as the futures of the many people that I know and love.

The biggest breaking news story was that Michelle Obama had been invited to this big Hollywood shindig and the amount of money she paid for her clothes and her freaking shoes! Who gives a shit Michelle! You said during the campaign that you shopped at Target for your clothes! Whatever! Call yourself the first-lady, but down here that's also called being a hypocritical liar...

But what got me going was the fact the the "Billionaire Club of America" had a secret meeting at New York University. The meeting was in secret and those invited are the richest people in the United States. Oprah Winfrey, Warren Buffet, Bill Gates, as well as many others I cannot remember! They met to discuss the current economic situation that our country is in. Bullshit - they met to discuss how to save their own asses as well as their assets-- that they have taken from the STUPID PEOPLE OF AMERICA!

Just as I was getting into the "Whys" of this meeting, I saw a news spot about Fran Dresser and Bill Clinton. Bill had apparently been caught in the lens of a photographerss camera with his hand on Fran's ass! Go figure. I heard Hillary was singing at the pentagon "Stand by your man" While applying makeup in the lady's room.

Then my mind went back to the meeting of the Richest in the US! Why I asked? Do they know something that we do not? And who is to blame for all this? Congress? The President? Who?

Well, my only conclusion is that WE all are responsible for the mess that we are in! We have somehow managed to keep our heads in our asses for the past thirty years while Washington ran rampant with OUR money.

We allowed OUR jobs to go overseas without so much as saying a word. We allowed Hollywood and their imagery to take over our lives! "Change we can believe in" OBAMA! Where is the change? We the taxpayers are paying for your wife to wear thousands of dollars of clothing, but yet we have no jobs. NO SECURITY, NO ACCOUNTABILITY IN GOVERNMENT. Hell my 10 year old could run this country better then you stupids are doing!

Now I am done ranting! I am going to go to sleep and get ready to do it all over again tomorrow! Being a slave to Oprah and the others all seems to get a little easier the more I write about it! I think I might actually be able to just give up and work at Wal-mart as a cashier!

Mr C's thought for the weekend: stay home get drunk and watch entertainment tonight!


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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

MR C HAS A TWITTER ACCOUNT! NOW WHAT DO I DO? LINDA I COULD USE SOME HELP HERE

Peeps! Mr. C is live on Twitter! LMAO! As I have written in the past about how stupid Twitter is, I am not convinced that is the stupidest thing on the internet! And I thought Yahoo Answers was stupid! Whatever!

I have been spammed like 300 times just overnight with everything from buying vaccum cleaners to having internet sex! I have been asked if I have big smoked sausage! Am I married? Do I like children? Do I make good money? I have been asked to help make the water drinkable in Aficra! Holy shit! Do I look like God or something? Sigh!

Many of my friends are laughing at me for getting twitter- But Mr C ALWAYS has motives for my actions! I will be posting blogs on stupid people I see on Twitter! Hey I will think I can just become and INTERNET patrol officer to spot stupid people! It might pay better than the job I have now! Who Knows! Follow this you BITCHES! LOL

There is nothing worthwhile for me to do on twitter! It keeps asking to type what I am doing! I do the same thing all the time! Blog Blog Blog and occasionally go to the thrift store to by me some used levis with holes in them!

And it really pissed me off when I could not find Cher on there! If Cher is not there it is useless! We will see what happens! My friend Linda is witty- She should get a twitter! LOL!

My last post on Twitter- I am sitting here waiting on a call from Mr. Pierce who is getting slack in returning phone calls about important business decisions!

Hell, I am a single father! What else would I be doing? Mowing the lawn? Sewing a dress together? Cooking? Am I just Crazy? Hello Confused! But I am Laughing my ass off and that to me is worth it! Mr C Rocks ! :)

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MR. C ATTACKED AT LOCAL CONVENIENCE STORE BY DRUNK

Today, as I went up to my favorite place to purchase beef and cheddar sticks I was standing there getting ready to check out when a loudmouth stupid arrived in the store announcing to everyone that he was there with his loud "Hey do you have any beer on sale today" It was obivions that he was shit-faced at 9am in the morning!

Everyone stopped what they where doing and looked at him like he was stupid. I reached for my cell hopeing to snap a pic! But before I knew it- someone announced to the man that he had better be careful because there was a police officer in the store and he might get in trouble.

So you all know me, I started scanning the store looking for the po-po hopeing to catch some action for my blog! But eveyone kept looking at me. What the fuck is wrong with these people I asked the cashier! She just laughed and said that everyone knew who I was? Me, I asked? Yes, you see that lady over there- She told us what you do for a living! LOL!

What the hell! I said as I gathered up my shit so I could get the hell out of there before I was gang raped!

I made it to my car and the loud mouth man runs out of the store and darts toward my car! Sammy goes crazy! LOL growling and snarling as I reach for my gun hidden under the seat. I fumbled around but only came out with some old Mcdonald's wrappers! So...the man is now trying to talk to me through my car window as I pretend to look at Cher's turn back time cd!

He say's to me! Man I ain't drunk! You going to call my tag in? Man please, I promise I aint Drunk! Now I am sitting there in a 2007 Ford Focus with my poodle terrier mix!

I looked at him with much pitty! Man I said I could give a good shit if you drank everybeer in that store and drove over a cliff! Now step away from my car before I get out and kick you ass! Ok! GEZZZ!

ANOTHER REASON TO REINSTATE THE DEATH PENALTY IN CALIFORNIA - BREAKING NEWS - MY DADDY ATE MY EYES

BAKERSFIELD, Calif. – A 4-year-old California boy may be permanently blinded after police say his father bit out one of his eyes and mutilated the other.

Bakersfield police say 34-year-old Angel Vidal Mendoza appeared to be under the influence of PCP when he attacked the boy April 28.


Afterwards police say Mendoza rolled his wheelchair outside and began hacking at his own legs with an ax.


Four-year-old Angelo Mendoza Jr. told police, "my daddy ate my eyes.

" YOU DECIDE! "PISSED" I WAS GOING TO COMMENT SOMETHING ON THIS-BUT SOMETHINGS ARE BETTER JUST THOUGHT ABOUT! HOW SOMEONE COULD EVER HARM A CHILD I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.

ANOTHER STUPID YAHOO ANSWERS - IS MY FRIEND A PSYCHOPATH

Yahoo Question: Okay well, I have this friend, hes 18, and a while ago he told me he strangled a cat when he was 11, and added to the total over the years and even strangled hes own cat!

Hes also dabbled in property theft, burglary, car theft, counterfeiting and hes also set fire to cars that were owned by people he wasn't associated with.

Mr. C answers: Your friend is beyond Psychopath- The only other person I know that can get away with behavior like this is Paris Hilton.

Paris is this you asking this question incognito? MEN WHO WEAR PANTIES

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FUNNY NAMES FOR ALCOHOLIC DRINKS

I have been playing around with this drink app on myspace and it brings smiles and laugh's every time I look at it! I mean who comes up with the names for these drinks!

As I really like playing games and our society is so prone to labeling people, Mr thought that he would give it a try and name some of these drinks after some of my favorite people! Here goes!

Some of my favorites are the Blondie Headed Slut which is an obvious Paris Hilton drink, and The BlowJob- this drink has Perez Hilton written all over it.

They have drinks called Big Mac Daddy(Bill Clinton), The Screaming Orgasm(Janet Reno), and Deep Blue Eyes (Mr C), The Shark bite, and Frozen Bitch (Hillary Clinton's drink)

Then there is a drink named after George Bush called "Monkey Brain" I hear Oprah has a drink called "Rich Chocolate" With all the funny names for drinks Mr C. has devised a drink called "I'm out of work"

Add 1 SHOT of Bourbon. Add 2 SHOT of De Kuyper Blackberry. Then add 1 SHOT the Peach Schnapps. Then Cranberry Juice and crushed ice! LOL enjoy!

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