Saturday, June 6, 2009

WASHINGTON Employers would be required...to be stupid again.

WASHINGTON – Employers would be required to offer health care to employees or pay a penalty — and all Americans would be guaranteed health insurance — under a draft bill circulated Friday by Sen. Edward M. Kennedy's health committee.

Is Mr. C the only one that sees how stupid this bill is? There has to be employers to begin with dummy's! How would all Americans be guaranteed health insurance if you already have 14 million people without an employers!

Sometimes I wonder what you people are thinking? And what about Burger King employees! They would get a bill every week instead of a check! You people are utterly stupid! I say let there be a bill that caps out medical providers salary's at say 150,000 a year instead of 400,000.

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Friday, June 5, 2009

232 MILLION DOLLAR POWERBALL WINNER COMES FOWARD: Neal Wanless deserved it!

Congrats to this family! Read the story! Mr. C say's it's about time that something good happened to someone that deserves it!

Here's a guy who's family had just about lost everything, yet from what I understand the father worked scrapping metal to buy food instead of getting on the foodstamp train. I'm glad his son won! This was a family that TRULY deserved the money, unlike most other rich folk out there now.

But please Mr. Rancher "Don't give your money to Wal-Mart" Congratulations!

And Linda! I think he is single and I know you love cowboy's! LOL
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ONLINE DATING FOR SINGLES-- WHAT NOT TO DO

Online dating these days can be very dangerous. Case in point - the Craigslist killer and the Craigslist rapist among others. Mr C wishes to gives some pointers on how to stay safe and not end up being the object of someone's psychopathic ideology.

CRAIGSLIST IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES - YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO GET!

First-- Keep it safe! Never tell anyone anything about yourself in an email or even a phone conversation that can give up your address. If you decide to call an online contact always dial *67 before the number, as that blocks your home number from display.

Second-- Never tell anyone the exact location of where you live or work, or your last name.

Third: All communications that you have online can be easily copied and then pasted into a word document. When meeting someone you don't know, or haven't known long, do this and send it to someone you trust in case it is needed later. Alternately, give your email address that you used for dating to someone else you know and trust, so they can provide that info to authorities if there is any trouble.

If you are a woman, invest in a nice can of pepper spray or even a stun gun to carry with you everywhere you go. Common sense is the key here people! If it doesn't feel right then it's not right. At the first sign of something you consider to be dangerous or wrong, it probably is. And never meet someone from the internet alone the first time-- meet in public.

For at least the first couple months of meeting, always insist on meeting when it is light out, and best with someone you consider to be your friend at a public place. That way you and your friend can get a sense of what this person is about. And last but not least, invest in an online background check before you even meet anyone! It might save you alot of grief down the road.

Online dating can be the right choice for some, but not others! There are more disasters and tragic stories out than there are success stories (lets not forget that stupid people outnumber us!) The first line of defense in meeting someone from online is to take a close up picture of them, and if you can, pre-arrange to send it immediately to a close friend with their name and address!

Mr C advises anyone that is considering an internet relationship to get as much information as you can before you take the step and do it. Be Safe and don't be stupid! Your gut feeling is ALWAYS right! Follow it. Don't be stupid.


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WHAT NOT TO EAT ON A DATE DONT BE STUPID

Mr.C has rules for dating! I can't stress enough how important it is that you watch you eat on a date, because after the meal you do not want to be moaning, bitching, and complaining with sudden stomach problems that send you to the toilet!

A food that must be avoided is spaghetti because there is a lot of slurping and it can get quite nasty-- it also could leave the wrong impression if you suddenly look at your date while you are desperately sucking up a strand of pasta!!

Raw onions (in salads or burgers) are also a negative! The smell of raw onions can last many many hours after the meal. Your date will be quick to take you home if you eat raw onions!

Unless you are trying to dump someone, don't eat rare or even medium-rare meat in front of your dinner guest, it is disgusting. Also leave the stinky cheese laying on the plate! The smell of cheese on you breath can become quite a nasty smell. EWWW! And it lasts even after you have brushed your teeth.

Save garlic items, burgers, ribs, and beer for when you are in that comfort zone with your date! The safest thing is a light salad with a glass of wine or water, that is the perfect dinner meal for the beginning stages of dating.

Just a thought! Now you know why you have been single all this time!

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MICHELLE OBAMA - LIVING IN A FAIRY-TALE WORLD THAT'S BETTER THAN OPRAH'S

I'm sorry, but I've about had it with Michelle Obama. It's too early for so much press to have happened. She is supposed to be the First Lady-- representing America. Yet she lives like none of us. I'm tired of hearing of taxpayers money used to shuttle her and her hubby back and forth to Chicago. And shutting down whole city blocks in New York so she can see a play and eat in a restaurant.

Why the hell can't they wait until he's no longer in office, so she can do this crap without costing America millions of dollars? If most of America can't go, why should she? It's irresponsible and certainly not leading by example. I can imagine her in that restaurant... "Let them eat cake"!

And no, it's not a racial thing or a Democrap thing. America has about had it with all these wastes. But, boy I bet it's one hell of an ego boost for her! Instant Oprah-Level-Status, just add a presidency! Michelle seems more like a celebrity than a figure-head at this point, a liability rather than an asset.

All of Washington DC needs to pull their heads outta their behinds. As dusty_toothpick says, "Who cares about her whitehouse garden? I don't. There are 300K+ people out of work, and all she can think about is her flowers. People are broke. People are hungry. People are homeless. Are those "flowers" gonna help any of these people? NO! Give me all the taxes back that I paid in and I could care less what you plant in the dirt there." You betcha!


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ARE ALL YAHOO QUESTIONS STUPID?... IT TAKES A VILLAGE I GUESS!

Yahoo Question: Ihate my grandfather!?
He steals money from my parents. Does stuff we tell him not to. And it's not like 3 days later. We walk into his room and tell him 3 times. When we leave he gets up and does it. He goes into my room and looks through my parents draws. My whole family hate him. We can't send him with another relitive because they won't take him. Last month he spent 1,000 dollars in scratch tickets. Of my parents money. And lies about it! He acts like nothing is wrong. And fakes he can't remember. He yells at me for turning off his tv when he goes for a 3 hour walk to save electricity. God i'm ready to kick him out on the streets! Uh! MY life would be picture perfect with out him!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. C answers: My whole family hate him? What the hell is that? stupid little bitch! Does stuff we tell him not to? How old are you 12? relitive is spelled relative! You are a self centered little bitch who can't have her sweet way at home. I called your mother and guess what? She said she hates you and want's to kick your lazy ass out on the street!

And she said that your whole family hated you!

I don't believe a word of what you said! Mr C has an answer though! You can start studying so you don't sound like a moron, and you start spending time getting to know your grandpa as a person before you miss out on his quirks, OR you move out and turn tricks and smoke crack to pay the rent! You Suck!


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THE STUPIDEST OF STUPID YAHOO QUESTIONS

Yahoo Question: My mom just caught me and my gf...........?
i was in my room when she open the door and saw my gf pooping on my chest...what should i do.i'm 18 gf is 18 also.

Mr C advises that you go to the nearest crackhouse and buy some more-- crackhead! You are stupid! And I'm sorry but if you want to get sh*t on, move out of your parent's house and try to make it in today's world-- you'll cure yourself of that fetish in no time!


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WAL-MART OPENS 150 MORE STORES- GOOD FOR THEM, BAD FOR US?

MSN: "Many retailers, including Best Buy, Target, and Costco, are struggling as the recession beats down their same-store sales. That means that the layoffs in the retail industry, which have already been extensive, are likely to continue, especially if the 2009 holiday season is weak. Wal-Mart is at the other end of the spectrum, all by itself."

In these times, you'll hear how wonderful Wal-Mart is and that they are the only retailer adding jobs, to the tune of 22,000 this year alone. Wal-Mart has more than 2.1 million employees in the U.S. and abroad. The company had sales last fiscal year of $401 billion. BILLION! But their employees, the ones who are the backbone of Wal-Mart, see nothing of that! (Click here for a good anti-Wal-Mart documentary)

While they have done their best to have the spin doctors play the media, and portray them as shining knights of commerce, there is another side to Wal-Mart that few people know:

Wal-Mart was responsible for about 1/10th of the U.S. trade deficit with China in 2005. [Taking Stock, Bloomberg, 7/1/05]

In December 2005, a California court ordered Wal-Mart to pay $172 million in damages for failing to provide meal breaks to nearly 116,000 hourly workers as required under state law. Wal-Mart appealed the case. [The New York Times, December 23, 2005]

In Pennsylvania, a lead plaintiff in another case alleges she worked through breaks and after quitting time — eight to 12 unpaid hours a month, on average — to meet Wal-Mart's work demands.

"One of Wal-Mart's undisclosed secrets for its profitability is its creation and implementation of a system that encourages off-the-clock work for its hourly employees," said Dolores Hummel, who worked at a Sam's Club in Reading from 1992-2002, charged in her suit. [Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, January 12, 2006]

Workers making clothing for Wal-Mart in Shenzhen, China filed a class action lawsuit against Wal-Mart in September 2005 claiming that they were not paid the legal minimum wage, not permitted to take holidays off and were forced to work overtime. They said their employer had withheld the first three months of all workers' pay, almost making them indentured servants because the company refused to pay the money if they quit. [New York Times, September 14, 2005]


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Thursday, June 4, 2009

US ECONOMY IN TATTERS, AND GOVT SPENDS ON STD'S AND BROADBAND ACCESS FOR REDNECKS??? WRITE YOUR REPRESENTATIVE NOW!

Peeps I'm sorry I keep on this subject but it's just that important! In this time of economic recession, why are we spending 336 million on STD prevention, and 2.6 BILLION to give people who live in the middle of NOWHERE some broadband access? And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

It makes absolutely no sense. We can make the cable companies happy later, not now. They make enough money as it is. And as far as STD's go? If you play, you pay-- simple as that. We don't need to waste money.

If you're feeling really studious, here is all the spending for the coming year, but being a typical government publication, it is 650 pages long... but you'll see quite clearly what kind of money is being wasted, and how they justify it!

People PLEASE write your representatives and tell them to IMMEDIATELY stop spending money on NON ESSENTIAL things-- and TELL them just what is essential! You can find out who your representative is, and write them directly, here or by clicking the "Put an end to Pork-barrel Spending" picture below. Demand that they give up their 2 million dollar "allowance" and also pay back that bailout money! They needed it only because they're spending money on truly stupid things!



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CRAIGSLIST TO CREATE SECTION JUST FOR SEXUAL DEVIANTS? ANOTHER CRAIGSLIST BLUNDER: AND SURPRISE THEY DENY RESPONSIBILITY AGAIN

Evening to all! Mr. C will try to remain calm once again, in the face of common stupidity. A Kannapolis, NC man arranged via craiglist to have an unknown person come into his home and rape his wife. She was unaware of anything-- this was the real deal for her, and he sat in the bedroom and watched! I know what you all are thinking, WTF? Right?

There has been a lot of controversy on the news about craiglsist and the amount of policing that goes into the site (none) and everyone has an opinion. But folks if you look at it and take all the bullshit political stuff out of it, it's really so simple a child could understand.

Yes, Craigslist you DO have responsibility to the people that visit your site, i.e. to the potential victims of insane stupid people that use YOUR site to post all kinds of things. Although you think you are above accountability, you are not. The revenue that is generated from craigslist is astronomical, and it has made you a multi-millionaire. This sounds like the common theme in this country of those with all the money not giving a damn and not being accountable to those who do not.

As with any media outlet the ads should be screened. Dear Craigslist, in case you haven't noticed the content that is on your site, maybe you should look at it once in a while. You have made very easy for the scum of the earth to do basically whatever they want, to anyone that they want to reach, without any accountability on your part.

Until you get your head out of the sand Craigslist, your site will continue to attract the child molesters, rapists, and murderers. Mr. C wonders if that is why you have done nothing thus far, because after all with your site being in the news all the time it just generates more money for you.

What if that were your mother or sister or daughter that was raped, I bet you would step up then. At least I hope so...

Mr. C advises that the NC woman sue Craigslist for as much as she can get. With any luck, she can also sue the founder and take him down!

I am thinking Mr. C will start patrolling Craigslist himself-- maybe the insane would hate to see their ads posted on stupid! Yeah I think I will get right on that. Craigslist insanity exposed coming soon.


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MEN SAY ONE THING... BUT MAY THINK ANOTHER...

What men really think! Oh if we could just say what feel! What a better place the world would be!

And Peeps! This is just for giggles!

You Say: My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: You think: Marrying you has screwed up my life. And you are a Bitch and smell bad.

You Say: I see your face when I am dreaming.
You think: That's why I always wake up screaming. I just tell you that's it's a nightmare.

You say: Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
You think: This describes everything you are not, Just be like Paris, who cares!

You say: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,In the beginning
You think: But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

You say: thought that I could love no other
You think: that is until I met your Mother. Ah Hot!

You say: Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
You think: But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

You say: I want to feel your sweet embrace;
You think: But don't take that paper bag off your face. Also meaning "Dont turn the lights on! LOL

You say: I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
You think: Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

You say: My love, you take my breath away.
You think: What have you stepped in to smell this way?

You Say: My feelings for you no words can tell,
You think: Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

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NATIONAL NEWS: STATUE EXHIBITIONISM ON THE RISE

Paul Bunyon, Donald Duck, and Shrek were all arrested recently after performing lewd acts in public parks. All were ordered held without bond, and await their court dates.


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DEAR MR. OBAMA: IS THE US GOVT GUILTY OF TAXPAYER FRAUD?

Dear Mr. President, I have written you a letter before about not being invited to a taxpayer subsidized pizza party and now I am writing to you again. I was reading a news report from the Wall Street Journal and I was astonished to find out just what some of our elected lawmakers are spending OUR money on. And yes I said OUR money.

I mean unless I am sadly mistaken, the US could not operate without US paying, RIGHT? Anyway the US treasury gives lawmakers allowances to cover only "official and representational expenses", and our lawmakers enjoy a fair amount of discretion in how they use these funds. The key word here is "discretion"... which should not mean "free reign" to do whatever they want. Many of the expenses you career politicians billed to the taxpayers are simply UNBELIEVABLE.

I also understand the WE should be able to see where the lawmakers are actually spending OUR money, but that has conveniently been made virtually impossible to do. Plans to have these records in an online database have been suspiciously slow in coming, and I wonder why that is, Mr. President? Would there be a public outcry if WE the people found out what OUR lawmakers are spending our money on? Interesting thoughts huh... Yeah I thought so to.

The public can view these records only if they drive to Washington DC and request to look at the books right? And the books are written in such a way as to preclude anyone to easily understand them. Ever heard of "Quicken"? And just how many Americans can afford to do go see these books? And who has the time? The career politicians keep us working and and giving them our money- so they enjoy the good things in life at taxpayer expense.

When you were creating a stir about the automaker CEO's arriving in their own private jets, many of your friends were busy spending their allowances so they would not be lowered next year. I see a couple of representatives spent without regard on TV's... to the tune of $1500 for each one. I realize that is nothing to you politicians, but to me and most of America that is HUGE.

78% of people polled think it is NOT appropriate for Congressmen to be reimbursed for "official and representational expenses"!!! Looks you none of you even care about that very TRUE statistic. After all, the suckers voted y'all in and you aren't going anywhere...

One lawmaker spent $84,000 of our money for wall calendars! I bet the company that printed them was one of his dear friends! Another spent $2,793.00 on a tough book laptop which is marked for the military! Was he going to go and personally help fight in the war?

And your own chief of staff had a $33,000.00 printing bill right before he left his seat. And the $22 dollar Liz Claiborne cell phone case! Not much but it takes most Americans a couple hours of hard work to make 22.00. Was that for official use? It doesn't take rocket science to figure this out.

How you are all spending money is nothing short of fraud. It is sad that make up the rules-- you do that to cover and make everything "legal"-- but it is still fraud.

One Florida politician made an $11,000.00 payment on his house-issued credit card to cover 13 trips in only a two month period for him and an aide!

And then there are the "bonuses" you give to your aides. Payments ranged from a few hundred dollars to $14,000. According to the WSJ, "Lawmakers, at their own discretion, gave the money to chiefs of staff, assistants, computer technicians, and more than 100 aides who earned salaries of more than $100,000 a year." That is beyond ridiculous. If their aides are making 6 figures, the do not deserve or need any additional taxpayer money thrown at them!

Why do you hand out excess cash? EXCESS CASH? In this economy? Apparently you are the only ones who know what having excess cash is like. And lawmakers saying it is an incentive to get staff to conserve budgets? WHAT KIND OF BUDGETING ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE?!! And it is a reward for hard work and long hours? TALK to an average Joe and THEY'LL tell you what hard work and long hours are--- NONE of you have any idea what hard work and long hours are. NONE.

According to the WSJ, "Most aides could make more money elsewhere, but choose to work on Capitol Hill because they believe in public service," said Brendan Daly, a spokesman for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, a California Democrat who along with other top House leaders awarded bonuses. I'll TELL you they work there NOT because they believe in public service, but because THE MONEY IS GOOD! Who the h*ll are you people fooling? I should have expected Pelosi to say something like that...

Mr. Daly said bonuses are a small perk for underpaid government employees. If your idea of being "underpaid" is making the money you and your staffs do... they you are not in touch with the rest of America.

Each House office gets between $1.3 million and $1.9 million annually in government funds to pay for office expenses, including salaries. In 2008, some lawmakers returned excess cash to the government, and they patted themselves on the back for it. Now there are 435 offices.. EACH getting up to 2 million. You do the math. And we're not touching the SENATE yet!

Wait a second. Does any small business get an automatic 2 million dollar influx of cash every year now? That is the reason why we are in the mess we're in. How many small businesses would you be able to help each year with that money? You all talk about how small businesses are the backbone of the economy-- maybe this is why the back is broken-- you spend all the money on yourselves each year.

And the "return" of excess cash? Typically politicians return less that 0.5% of the overall budget for office expenses. Sometimes even less as in 2006, when representatives returned just $36,549 TOTAL out of about 860 MILLION (remember we haven't included the Senate in any of this!). That is NOTHING to pat yourselves on the back for. It is actually pitiful.

Now I have to go because I am sick to my stomach to think how the lawamkers are never held accountable. If anyone else wants to get sick, you can read the WSJ report here and how your elected officials try to hide the reports here.


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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

US GOVT POSTS SENSITIVE NUCLEAR DATA ON INTERNET

The US government accidentally posted a document providing confidential details of US civilian nuclear sites recently. Oopsie!

Of course, our government officials quickly scrambled to say it was no big deal... as usual they'll all get to keep their jobs for something which the rest of us would be fired or even prosecuted for. Life goes on!

What planet do our politicians live on? The funny part is the report also revels a new $549 million high-security warehouse that is being built. The 300-by-475-foot, fortress-like warehouse, under construction since 2004, will replace several aging vault-like storage facilities.

Interesting how we the people did not get top approve our tax dollars being spent on this.....549 millions bucks people! Now I need to get back to work so I can keep giving them my money! It would also be interesting to know who got the contract to build this faculty! I would imagine that it was a friend of a friend in congress.


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NEWS HEADLINES ON RICH BECOMING POOR: WHY IS THIS NEWS?

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Mary Pilon reports "Carlos Araya used to order lobster, filet mignon and $200 bottles of red wine at the Palm Restaurant in midtown Manhattan. Now, he seats customers at its Tribeca branch.

Mr. Araya, 38 years old, lost his job in 2007 as a crude oil trader on the New York Mercantile Exchange. After visiting dozens of headhunters with no luck, he applied in August 2008 to be a host at the Palm to support his wife, two young daughters and mortgage payments. His salary has plunged from $200,000 to $25,000."

This is sad indeed, but the reality is this- Welcome to the real world! This is how most Americans have lived their entire lives! Never say never! Millions of people in the United States have struggled for may years living on the brink of starvation and homelessness and no one ever wrote a story about them. So ultimately, who cares about this guy? He helped take money from the average American and give it to millionaires and their companies. None of them are helping him out now... can you say karma!

Greed and stupidity have destroyed this country while most of us just had our heads in the sand! America is no longer a place where you can dream, work hard and become successful! Stories like this really piss me off! We are alone responsible for ALL of it, because somewhere along the way we should have said NO MORE to Washington. Now maybe someone will. Who knows.

It has started all over again with the gas prices and no one is even talking about it! Does anyone not really notice that slow rise? Do I have the answer? Yes I do. If I have said it once, I have said it a thousand times! Let them know who really holds the key! Stop giving the assholes your money! Then things will change.

Here is some food for thought! Think about it! Email this post to everyone you can! Changes can only come when people start thinking and talking.

Warren Buffet net worth 62 billions dollars! Do some research and try to avoid any company that he has an interest in (if possible).

Oprah Winfrey net worth 1.5 Billion! Don't watch the show just for one day and watch what happens! What if we all chose to boycott her show and bookclubs for a month?

Bill Gates net worth = 58 Billion! And the rest are here-

The Walton Children from the Walmart family- all four of them are worth 20 Billion dollars each. And most of their employees, about 1.9 million over 6 thousand stores, have NO medical insurance. They could easily give every single employee health insurance, just from their personal finances!

Why are these people so rich when the majority of America is starving!! Who's to Blame? WE ARE! Think before you run into walmart to buy more jewelry imported from china!


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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

I've never learned anything from someone who agreed with me.

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children. Who said that? (no cheating, you aren't allowed to google it...)

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