Saturday, August 8, 2009

US TO PAY MILLIONS TO AFGHAN POPPY FARMERS

Some of the greatest challenges to the new strategy are at the level of farmhouse economics. More than 365,000 Afghan farm households earned about $730 million from poppy last year.

Mr. President WHEN DID THIS BECOME A DRUG WAR? Most American believe that we are there to STOP TERRORISM-




And the lies and most just keep getting bigger! America will never wake up to what is really going on-

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US TO PAY MILLIONS TO AFGHAN POPPY FARMERS

The United States and its allies in Afghanistan have long debated whether they should simply pay farmers for not planting poppy.

I'm not even an expert
in political policy Mr. President- But I think that you people tried this with the cocaine wars, right- Didn't work then-not going to work now. Ms. Blanco is still worth billions- I'm sure you remember her, right- Responsible for the slaughter of 250 people and walked away back to Columbia free-ohhh its getting Hot in here!

Why are you even considering this? Have you run out of creative ideas on how to WASTE taxpayer money? We are over there to fight terrorism (allegedly), not support drug farmers. What are we, the nation who supports the rest of the world?

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US TO PAY MILLIONS TO AFGHAN POPPY FARMERS

Plans call for hundreds of U.S. and international aid experts to work directly with farmers and local officials until the Afghan government has matured.

WOW Mr. President-Amazing how we can can change a culture that has been murdering since the beginning of creation with just a few millions dollars in the pockets of the poppy farmers! You people are so smart!

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US TO PAY MILLIONS TO AFGHAN POPPY FARMERS

"We need a way to get money in [farmers'] hands right away," said a senior U.S. military official in Afghanistan.

Very Interesting Mr. President, I wonder if you people have ever had the idea to pay the drug dealers here in America "that are murdering each other in broad daylight" to stop buying the drugs?

If there was no demand
(From Americans) would that not put most third world drug cartels out of business-and the taxpayers money would be given to Americans (even if they are shit-bags)

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US TO PAY MILLIONS TO AFGHAN POPPY FARMERS

The U.S. and British governments plan to spend millions of dollars over the next two months to try to persuade Afghan farmers not to plant opium poppy, by far the country's most profitable cash crop and a major source of Taliban funding and official corruption.

My Question: Mr. President, I thought that we were in Afghanistan to find the terrorists?


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Friday, August 7, 2009

Jenny Sanford moves out with sons

COLUMBIA, S.C. - The wife of philandering South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford is moving out of the official governor's residence with their four sons for the school year.

First lady Jenny Sanford and several other woman moved clothing and boxes from the mansion in Columbia on Friday. In a statement, Sanford said she is moving to the family home on Sullivan's Island, some 120 miles east, but will continue working on her marriage.

The first lady and the boys moved to the home at the end of last school year, a few weeks before her husband publicly admitted he'd been having an affair with an Argentine woman he has called his soul mate.

I think that it is about damn time-And I hope that you have the time to realize that no matter many children you have-no matter what your beliefs are-no matter what the circumstance are, YOU deserve TO BE HAPPY!

I learned many years ago that me valuing my self- worth because someone I loved was a piece of shit- almost killed me- NEVER AGAIN! Lesson learned: IF they do it once-yes, they almost always do it again-only the second time they are more careful not to get busted, often teaching Sunday School or singing in the choir.

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Thursday, August 6, 2009

BEBE GLOTON THE NIPPLE SUCKING DOLL

Yes you guessed it- They have created a Breast feeding doll for little girls, although not available in the US it it causing quite a stir among parents.

Berjuan, has introduced Bebe Gloton, purportedly the first-ever breast-feeding doll, for children to enjoy (and for toy stores to display next to the bottle-feeding babies).

It comes with a snazzy halter top for the doll's owner to wear. The top is adorned with two daisies, strategically designed to fall over the nipples. "When the doll is lifted near the flowers it makes sucking sounds (though WTF is "chup, chup, chup"???) Voila! You're nursing!

Bebe Gloton is meant to impress upon kids that nursing is natural, and it certainly challenges the generations of dolls who have been packaged with miniature baby bottles.

Mr C says: What in the hell is this about? Do we not allow children to be children anymore? Little girls should be outside playing in the yard- things like digging ditches and chasing little brother with a baseball bat! Why in the hell would someone want to buy a doll that teaches little girls about breast feeding! LMAO

What will we have next? A Perez Hilton doll that teaches SUCKING as well? LMAO- This is by far the STUPIDEST thing I have ever heard of! And for that the makers of this doll proudly can receive the STUPIDITY of the WEEK AWARD FROM MR C- YOU SUCK- LITERALLY.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

THE PRETTIEST GAYSA IN THE WORLD

And I quote from Perez's blog-

How amazing is this??????

Introducing…

The prettiest Gaysha in the world!!!!!

Yes, that is Perez!!!!

At the recommendation of Miz Dita Von Teese, on Wednesday we went to this portrait studio in Tokyo for our very own geisha photo shoot. It was such an awesome experience!!!! The whole process took a couple of hours, but it was sooooo worth it.

From the wig to the dress and the jacket and the umbrella, we were able to pick each piece and customize our ultimate Gaysha look. A makeup artist worked for over an hour to transform Perez into the prettiest Gaysha in the world.

We posted a couple of pics of our transformation HERE, and we loved every step of the way. It was insanely fun, special and well worth it. The results are… to die for!!!!!

Mr C ask the question- Are you Fucking kidding me? This is exactly what nightmares are made of! Perez Hilton will stop at nothing-LOL! Oh shit Perez- Please just go ahead and get the surgery and become who you really want to be!!!!! LOL LMAO!

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Kodak Zi8 HD Pocket Video Camera (Raspberry)

It’s small enough to fit in a pocket, but why would you ever want to put it there? Whether out on the town or just hanging with friends, the Kodak Zi8 Pocket Video Camera captures every experience in stunning 1080p HD video.

Stay in focus while you’re on the move with integrated image stabilization. Then kick back and watch all the action on your HDTV or share your scene on YouTube with the built-in USB. The Zi8 pocket video camera has all you need to define yourself in high definition.

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LG Dare VX9700 Phone, Silver (Verizon Wireless)

The LG Dare for Verizon dares to be different with its bold looks and advanced capabilities--boasting a spacious three-inch touchscreen with handwriting recognition, a 3.2-megapixel camera with face detection and flash, and unique in-phone photo editing capabilities.

It's compatible with the V Cast Music and V CAST Music with Rhapsody services, which enables you to purchase songs through your phone and download them via Verizon's fast EV-DO data network. Other features include stereo Bluetooth streaming, MicroSD memory expansion up to 8 GB, access to your mobile email, and up to 4.7 hours of talk time.

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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

PARENTING ADVICE STEWIE STYLE

My children are so busy and so am I. How can I find time to stay involved in their lives?

Mr. C answers- You are an adult that decided one day " Oh I'm going to have a child" Now you are bitching on the Internet that you want to stay involved in their lives but you are busy as well as the children- IT IS WHAT IT IS AND YOU ARE STUPID! Forget the bullshit expert advice- You are the freaking parent so act like one-

If you are finding it so hard to stay involved in your child's life then find the time - Turn the damn reality TV shows off in the evenings- and do you really need to go to the Y to work out? Hey, what about your weekly book club meeting? And no matter how many hours you spend in the tanning bed you are still going to be white!

You have the time- but you are just another selfish ass who just can't do without anything that YOU want to do- You had them and YOU not longer matter- They do- and you are STUPID!

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OBAMA'S DOUBLE LIFE: HE IS THE HEALTHRAISER

NYC LOSER TRINA THOMPSON SUES SCHOOL BECAUSE SHE IS TOO STUPID TO FIND A JOB!

Here is yet another American success story. This complete moron is unable to find a job that she wants, so she is suing her school for $70,000.00 in damages.

Gee, since I didn't get to be CEO of Microsoft that means I can sue my school too, right? This woman is obviously a gold-digger, and feels very entitled.

Honey, I'm sure you can find a good job selling yourself on the street corner which is probably how you got through school in the first place. You must have been on your back as you obviously didn't learn anything.

The school owes you nothing. You need to pay back your loans, and get a fracking job like the rest of us.

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US GOVT SOON TO FILE BANKRUPTCY!

Washington - A.P.: Federal officials have omitted that due to the economic stimulus package enacted earlier this year, income for the government from taxes will be at the sharpest decline since the depression! This, coupled with Obama creating a new record 11 TRILLION dollar deficit will force the US government to seek protection under it's own bankruptcy laws...

It is expected that all federal landmarks, including the white house and Washington, DC historic memorials, as well as all federal parks, will be up for bid to the highest bidders. Already, some politicians have begun secretly selling their underwear and other private memorabilia on Ebay in an attempt to generate income and avoid bankruptcy proceedings.

Break open your piggy banks, you could be living in the statue of liberty! Folks remember you heard it here first!

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US GOVT HEALTHCARE PLAN IS A DISASTER

Given that the government can't even do the cash for clunkers program right-- they grossly mis-calculated the numbers and want to dump 2-3 BILLION more of our tax dollars into it...

Do you all even think for a second they'll get a national healthcare plan right? Take a look at the schematic of the proposed system and decide for yourself! Can you find where the american people are in the diagram?

Enough is enough!!!! Time for all career politicians to leave office now!!!

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Sunday, August 2, 2009

THE DANGERS OF TEXTING AND DRIVING

Police said a Buffalo-area tow truck driver was texting on one cell phone while talking on another when he slammed into a car and crashed into a swimming pool.

Niagara County sheriff's deputies said 25-year-old Nicholas Sparks of Burt admitted he was texting and talking when his flatbed truck hit the car Wednesday morning in

The truck then crashed through a fence and sideswiped a house before rolling front-end first into an in-ground pool.

The 68-year-old woman driving the car suffered head injuries and was in good condition. Her 8-year-old niece suffered minor injuries.

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PARENT VERSES CHILDREN AKA SATAN

Parenting Question: I have a 2-year-old daughter doesn't listen. When we ask her to clean up her toys, she ignores us. Also, when we are outside, she just takes off and goes wherever she wants.

We tell her it's dangerous and not to do it anymore, but she does not listen.

How do we get through to her? Potty training has also become a struggle. She refuses to sit on the potty or even put on underwear. What do I do?


Mr. C says : Whoa, slow down and welcome to hell- A two year old child is not going to act as an adult. Hell I'm sure that even now YOU don't listen to shit your own parents have to say.

Children learn by example- Your two year old is not going to pick up her toys while you sit on the Internet posting questions looking for the easy way out. Get off your ass and HELP her pick the toys up, all the while showing her that it is FUN to clean up. Then reward her with some celery sticks to chew on.

And when you have to go and piss out all the soda you drank while chatting online-take her with you let her see that is fun to be a big girl and use the toilet. Parenting is very simple when not cluttered with the bullshit EXPERT advice. It is what it is- As far as running away when outside-A nice ass pop will suffice.

You see now that wasn't hard, was it-common sense thinking will get you far. If it's fat and smells and often looks bloated, then it is Perez Hilton- The truth sometimes hurt.

ARE TONGUE PIERCINGS SAFE FOR CHILDREN?

Parenting Question: Is it safe to let my teenager get her tongue pierced?

Mr. C answers: What in the hell kind of question is this-It is what it is- That is just like saying is it safe to stick a broom handle up my ass!

Plain STUPIDITY in it's rarest form.Use SUPERDADS rule for piercings- It is not going to happen until you are on your own.
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WHEN IS IT TIME FOR TEEN BIRTH CONTROL?

Parenting Question: Will my teenager's feet be damaged by wearing very pointy-toed, high-heeled shoes? She likes to wear them and I don't know what to do? HELP

Mr. C says: You have got to be kidding me? Are you Perez Hilton s mother? Of all the things you should be worried about as a parent you take the time to ask for expert advice for your daughter wearing 9 inch heels?

Mr. C will make this short and sweet because I can't handle much more stupidity tonight.

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HOW TO TEACH CHILDREN TO BRUSH DAILY

Parenting Question: My husband has four kids ranging from 10 to 17 years old. When they visit it is like pulling teeth to get them to do things they should automatically do with out being told, such as taking a shower, brushing their teeth, putting their plates in the dishwasher after eating, etc.

How can we get them to do the things they need to do without hounding them every five minutes?

Mr. C says: If you don't tell them-they are NOT going to do it. It is what it is. When they visit from now on have a sit down meeting with them and TELL them what they are going to do as long as they are in your house. Stress that you are not in the business of running a homeless shelter.

Turn the damn TV off-shutdown the Internet and stress that you are not going to put up with such crap as being too damn lazy to brush their teeth. It is what it is- very simple-if they want to walk around with shit breath all day- then their will be more TV, music, video games, NOTHING until they can stick to the rules-sounds tough?

No! It is common sense. You have it-now use it.
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HOW TO HELP PISSED OFF CHILDREN

Parenting Question: How do I deal with my daughter's negativity? She's always saying things like "I don't like that!" or "That's not fair" or "This is boring!" ... and the things she's complaining about are pretty great things, like desserts, play dates, movies, etc.

It's like she's just saying it to piss me off.


Mr C says: First thin first- you have to nip this Paris Hilton shit in the bud. I am the king of parenting and I'm here to tell you. Sit that little shit down and tell her as nicely as you can that you pay the bills- you are the parent- and you are going to make the decisions and if they don't like your choices well tough shit! Ursa Major

Like anything else- You are looking for the magic bullet to make all the problems YOU created go away-not going to happen my friend. You alone created this monster so you are the one that is going to have to show some tough love-be firm-and stop being STUPID.

Your child will thank you in the years to come for NOT being the pushover that you are now. It is what it is- use some common sense.
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THE PARENT THAT CAN THINK FOR THEMSELVES

Parenting question: If my kid feels sick to his stomach after eating tons of candy, what can I do to make him feel better?

Mr C says: I will assume that you are just exaggerating when you say TONS of candy-but you never know with all the stupidity that is floating around in this world. It is really plain and simple-something otherwise known as common sense.

Keep the little shit away from the candy-don't buy it or allow it to be brought into your house-it is perfectly OK for you to say NO to your child-allowing your child to eat tons of candy, then begging for a magic remedy by posting such crap on the Internet is just STUPID. Nothing can make a child feel better when they have but a couple pounds of sugar into their systems.

Think about it long and hard-common sense always weighs out. I would fathom that you yourself loves sitting around eating bon bons while the world goes to shit-get off your lazy ass and set an example. It is what it is! sorry

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ARE PARENTS RESPONSIBLE FOR CHILDS FAT ASS?

Parents are the most important people in any child’s life. You have the power to teach hate or love, but when it comes to obese children-are parents legally responsible for fat children? Mr. C says parents are largely responsible for the eating habits of their children- I have four and I know first hand.

You have the choice to feed your children garbage (McDonald's) or you can teach them to love their bodies. But as with most adults they don't even love themselves-not to mention their children.

From one parent to another-you can and DO shape the world of your children, get off your own lazy asses and start teaching your children about healthy eating. Make a change in your own life-then they will follow. Parenting is the greatest thing- only if done right. Think about it before you think you are too tired to cook and bring home McDonald's. Who's killing who?

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