Saturday, August 22, 2009

BEV PERDUE HAS SOME ISSUES WITH LYING

Like everybody, Beverly Perdue updates her resume from time to time. In 1991, 1995 and 2000, she rewrote her resume to include more recent jobs and changes to her family.

The 1991 resume lists Perdue as a schoolteacher in kindergarten, ninth and 12th grades in North Carolina between 1978 and 1982. But in fact- It was a complete lie from the queen herself-

Deputy Campaign Manager David Kochman said Bev Perdue was a teacher from 1970 to 1974 of kindergarten, ninth and 12th grades in Georgia and Florida, but not in North Carolina and not between 1978 and 1980.

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BEV PERDUE RECALL THE LIAR IN RALEIGH NC

The lies started early- During the campaign Ms. Perdue portrayed herself as somewhat of a coal miners daughter, and through hard work dedication rising above everyone else to become a great leader!

Mr. C say's Ms. Perdue personal history is readily available to read- How stupid do you think we are Ms. Perdue.

Your father was a CEO of a utility company- I imagine you where raised very wealthy and started telling lies early on- Deceiving people that pay your salary is just wrong! I imagine all those degrees cost at least a million bucks!

You will never have to worry about another Political Office in North Carolina, that's for sure.

Beverly Marlene Moore was born in Grundy, Virginia to Alfred P. and Irene Morefield Moore. Her father was a coal miner who became a utility CEO. She earned a bachelor's degree from the University of Kentucky, as well as a master's degree in education and a doctoral degree in education administration from the University of Florida.

She worked as a hospital administrator and consultant before entering politics.[6] Perdue lives in Chapel Hill and formerly lived in New Bern. She has been married to Bob Eaves since 1997 and has two grown sons, Garrett and Emmett from her previous marriage to Gary Perdue, which lasted from 1970 to 1994. She still keeps her last name as "Perdue," using her new married name as her middle name.
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Friday, August 21, 2009

WHO WON THE 260 MILLION DOLLAR POWERBALL?

Latest reports from the NC lottery website is that someone won the 260 million in South Carolina. Sources close to Mr. C say that they person or persons may wait a few weeks to get their head on straight before coming foward. The big blue billboards read $250 million dollars.

That's the 1
0th largest Powerball Jackpot on record. Stores were definitely busy with people buying tickets and trying their luck before Wednesday nights drawing. I know I was loaded down with tickets myself-I mean just imagine what I would do with 260 million dollars!

The first thing I would do is get my nice looking self on ALL the talk shows and FLAUNT my winnings! Then I would finance my own reality TV show called SUPERDADSPEAKS- I SEE STUPID PEOPLE, I'd become an instant celebrity and buy everything I ever wanted-
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

WHO WANTS TO BUY A WHOREHOUSE?

Have you been thinking to yourself, GOSH I WANT TO OWN A REAL LIFE WHOREHOUSE!!!

Well now's your chance. Be the envy of your neighbors, friends, lovers, past lovers and enemies as The Historic Dumas Brothel Museum(America's longest running WHOREHOUSE 1890-1982) in beautiful Uptown Butte, Montana is looking for new owners.

Now's your chance to buy your very own Whorehouse. The Dumas Brothel Museum is FOR SALE.

Mr. C being raised a strict Southern Baptist is so intrigued by things such as this. I would love to OWN this piece of history!! I wonder how much this whorehouse cost? Sources close to Mr. C have reported that Bev Perdue and Hillary are going to buy it-something for them to do when neither are reelected. Bill will be the manager- WHOREHOUSE FOR SALE

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DRUNK WHORE PEPPER SPRAYS CHILDREN

TEMPE - Pepper spray is intended for warding off attackers -- but this mom apparently pepper sprayed her own daughters. The Girls had intentionally hid their mothers cars keys- because she is obliviously a drunk whore. When the children would not help mom find the lost keys, she opens up on them with a can of Pepper Spray!

The police where called and blah blah blah, you know the rest of the story. MOM aka as drunk whore apparently took off on foot after the incident, and police found her at a nearby park. They arrested her for assault. The girls are in the care of their father.

Mr. C thinks that mom should be given a intravenous slow drip of Jack Daniels- Then shot.
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PUBLIC LIBRARY TURNED WHORE HOUSE

PUBLIC LIBRARY'S NOW HAVE BECOME FULL BLOWN WHORE HOUSES-WITH FREE BABYSITTING.

Carla Levesque, 34, was busted for having sex with an unidentified man in the restroom of the Rockville Public Library in Vernon Thursday morning. The pair was allegedly caught getting it on when another mom brought her own 4-year-old daughter to the bathroom.

Levesque and her two children - ages 6 and 9 - and had apparently been staying at a homeless shelter in Rockville. She was charged with risk of injury to a minor, public indecency and disorderly conduct because the children where roaming the library looking for mom.
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THE NEW DREAM OF AMERICANS ---CAMPING

With the crash of the housing market millions have lost their homes-Renting seems to be the newest get rich quick scam. Their are so many rental properties out their and so many people that have lost homes and most people cant afford the high rental prices.

Mr C say's it would be a great idea to invest in some high end camping gear.
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US NATIONAL PARKS FREE ADMISSION TO CURE RECESSION - DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING ASSHOLE

This weekend, Aug. 15-16, is your last chance this summer to make a free visit to the more than 100 U.S. national parks that normally charge a fee. The U.S. Parks Service offered free park admission for three weekends this summer in response to the recession.

We confess we're going to leave Everglades National Park to the mosquitoes (it's a winter destination) and visit a free beach instead, but in much of the country this will be a great weekend to visit a beautiful natural spot on the cheap.

Its that bad huh---Hello Washington! WE DON'T WANT YOUR FREE PARK PASSES-WE WANT JOBS-

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Sunday, August 16, 2009

HIT THE BEACH THIS SUMMER!


FAILURE OF US ECONOMY - BLAME CONGRESS AND INDIA?

Q: What do you get when your company figures it can pay some foreigner, or even a monkey, 1/10th of your wage to do your job? A: The same thing that the monkeys fling at you at the zoo

Well it is obvious that half the problem is our government wasting trillions of dollars, but how much of an effect did crappy foreign workers stealing american jobs and money have to do with our failing economy? Plenty... here is what you get when you pay stupid foreigners 1/10th the wage of their American counterparts!

People whine about illegal aliens taking all the minimum wage jobs from us... but the REAL problem is the LEGAL aliens taking away the better-paying jobs!

After reading through some of these stories, I'm gonna think twice about flying in an airplane, riding an amusement park ride, or for those on state-funded support, relying on my money getting to me--- all these things and more have been outsourced to india over the last 5-9 years!

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SHAH RUKH KHAN - FAKE PUBLICITY STUNT CAUSES ALL INDIANS TO BE DECLARED STUPID TERRORISTS

Those guys at Liberty International airport in Newark should get PROMOTIONS. The peasants in India are burning the american flag over this!!! Obama, quit supporting this nation of dirty, whiny, petulant, lying, smelly peasants, for GOD's sake!

Really, like America needs one more self-centered, childish, emotionally retarded fool from India who can't speak understandable English walking around our country... and besides, he is just a stupid actor not some world leader. He SHOULD be treated like anyone else if he might be a terrorist.

I propose a solution-- how about we deny all future travel to America for all indians? Can't we also remove the ones here and ship them back? Can't we recall all our citizens (and their money) from india? As Obama says, YES WE CAN!

If you are such a "world-famous" actor, why are you coming here? This was all just a stupid, albeit clever, publicity stunt for your new movie where you play an innocent muslim who is detained by immigration-- just like what you experienced. How convenient.

This typical pathetic indian "actor" is not fooling anyone. I'm sure your drama and tantrum were all designed to generate this free publicity for your movie.

And about movies from India? THEY SUCK. Anyone with a camcorder or cellphone-cam could make a better one. Anything on YouTube is far superior than a movie from india. From the looks of it, the average film from India costs about $100 to make. You can't touch HOLLYWOOD so quit trying.

Ok, here' the rest of the rant in the form of a nice list:

1) Bollywood? WTF is that? You people are not creative and only good at stealing ideas from others. You can't even come up with your own name and you have to associate yourself with America's PREMIER entertainment mecca, HOLLYWOOD.

2) FACT: Indians are the most rude, self-inflated, self-important, emotionally childish people on Earth. Your culture is like the American one circa the 50's. You are about 60 years behind us. Grow up and quit tooting your own horn. 3/4 of your country doesn't even have running water. You dump your dead bodies in the Ganges river-- THE most polluted river on the planet.

3) ALL of America doesn't care who this King Fong Ramalama Ding Dong, or whatever his name is, is.

4) Maybe if you all learned to SPEAK English correctly most Americans wouldn't dislike you-- he was probably detained because he was speaking such crappy English as 90% of you do. Just because you study a language doesn't mean you can SPEAK it well. Take note of that PLEASE.

5) Telling the security officers to ask all the other dot-heads standing around to vouch for him? That just goes to show how ignorant most of you are... and arrogant.

6) India would NOT be where it is at today if it were not for America. Otherwise you can call all your relatives back who are bringing money-- American money-- into your backwater country.


7) During the last eclipse, most of you were hiding inside and burying your heads in the sand. Your entire country freaked out of a solar eclipse. What the hell is wrong with you people? Yet you call yourselves enlightened and intellectual? GET REAL. You are all nothing but farmers and peasants. Just becasue you breed like rabbits doesn't mean you are important. Just numerous.

8) Most of your country consists of men running around in diapers and women wrapping themselves in bedsheets-- WTF is that all about? Like anyone should take you seriously?

9) Nowhere in the WORLD is the gap between rich and poor worse than in INDIA. And you criticize America and other countries? GET REAL. You can't take care of your needy at all (we do a better job), you can't help poverty (we do a better job), you can't stop your pollution (we do a better job), and you can't stop feeling so smug and happy you are now a "global superpower" (yet you criticize others for being that way).

10) Even you have a term for Indians who leave for the US, and come back to india and complain about how nasty your own country is... you call then NRI's. Maybe you should all leave... I hear pakistan is nice this time of year! :)

In a nutshell, your culture, attitude, English-speaking, and food all SUCK. Please be kind to the rest of the world and keep it ALL to yourselves. Forever.

Or I offer another solution to cure the world of the india plague...


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OBAMA TRIES MISDIRECTION AND BRINGS UP GRANDMOTHER IN HEALTHCARE DEBATE

Playing the sympathy card, Obama brought up the story of his grandmother's death while answering questions about the new monstrosity of government-funded healthcare.

The issue that people can't let go of-- and RIGHTLY so-- is the notion of the government having ANYTHING to do with controlling our health.

People you do NOT want the government involved with your healthcare. They are already in your finances and schools. They have taken all the ammunition away for the guns. Next, they will be in your house, and your bedrooms!

The funny thing is that Obama did NOT connect his grandmother's death to the question of the government health plan--- he never answered how his grandmother would have been treated under the new plan! Just told an emotional story about it, dodging the question, and gave some false reassurances.

Rather than a government system, all they need to do is LIMIT the profits of the current capitalistic system. Simple. Done. Minimize the "profit" in "for-profit"! Hospitals and doctors get over 50% of what is paid for care--- time to put a stop to that.

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FIONA DUMPS SHREK


After years of bliss, Fiona and Shrek have split. Fiona recently created an online profile and is seeking to move out of the castle soon. News of the split has rocked the entertainment world, and even President Obama was seen glued to his TV for coverage of the event.

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