Friday, August 28, 2009

JACKSON DEATH RULED HOMICIDE

Coroner: Jackson death homicide, sleep aids caused ruled. The Los Angeles County coroner's office determined the cause of death was "acute propofol intoxication." Other sedatives contributed to the death, most notably lorazepam, sold under the brand name Ativan. Additional drugs detected in Jackson's system were midazolam, diazepam, lidocaine and ephedrine.

Mr. C thinks that I would not want to be the doctor that did this to him right now.
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LONGEST SERVING BARTENDER CALLING IT QUITS

WEST VIEW, Pa. - Only minutes after Prohibition ended in 1933, Angelo Cammarata, 19, served a 10-cent bottle of Fort Pitt beer to a customer in his father's neighborhood grocery.

Ever since, except for a 30-month hitch during World War II, the son of Italian immigrants has been tending bar and serving drinks dubbed him the longest-serving bartender a decade ago, and he's earned induction into Jim Beam's Bartender Hall of Fame and numerous other honors.

Now 95, he's calling it quits.

"This is a good bar. All my customers here are family. We call them our family, our friends. We know them all. And they're all good," he said one day this week.

Now 95, he's calling it quits. Mr C only wishes that he can have a like like this. Oh the stories that this man could tell. Congratulations on a life well lived!
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Thursday, August 27, 2009

INMATES RECEIVE STIMILUS CHECKS

Stimulus checks have begun to go out to millions of Americans. The amount of the check is $250. They have been earmarked for Social Security recipients, people receiving Supplemental Security Income, and several other needy groups which total over 50 million people.

The other beneficiaries of the government’s largess are people in prisons. About 3,900 citizens who are locked up recently.

That money can probably be used to buy cigarettes and cakes with files in them.

The government has goofed again. The number of prisoners who got the checks is small, but the fact that they got them at all is an embarrassment.

I am wondering why in the hell I have not received my check?
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CALIFORNIA TO SELL ON EBAY FOR QUICK CASH

How bad are times for California? So bad that Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is now autographing used cars to sell online. A 2002 gold Ford Focus with some 108,000 miles on it, for example, had Schwarzenegger's autograph on the visor and was going for $2,125 on eBay.

The state will hold a two-day auction for other items starting Friday in Sacramento.There are other deals to be had, the Times reports.

Some are unclaimed items, or stuff that has been confiscated.

Mr. C thinks that things might just be pretty bad when a state as big as California has to resort to E-bay to make some bucks! Hey Mr Arnold! Have you ever thought about taxing the biggest industry in CA? A state sales tax of just 50 cents on Porn might just save your tails!

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THE STANDRARD HOTEL NY OFFERS PEEP SHOWS

Guests at the Standard Hotel in Manhattan keep failing to close the curtains as they frolic naked in front of their rooms' floor-to-ceiling windows, easily viewed from the High Line park below. The park recently opened atop an abandoned elevated rail line.

City Council Speaker Christine Quinn has called the hotel's window action "unacceptable."Aaron Lipman works in the neighborhood and says the shows are "healthy and fun." He says they're like TV's "Wild Kingdom."

The hotel issued a statement Monday saying its managers will try to "remind guests of the transparency" of the windows. The hotel won an award from the Municipal Arts Society of New York for best new building erected last year. Imagine that "erected" hotel award! Now you know why! 

Mr. C heard that Paris Hilton had already book her room.

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QUOTES FOR FACEBOOK TWITTER AND OTHER SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES

Learn from your parent's mistakes use birth control!
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FUNNY FACEBOOK QUOTES

I just filled up my car with gasoline. Now it's worth $50.00
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I wonder if you would drive well if that cell phone were up your ass.

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God Must Love Stupid People, He Made So Many

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY - YOUR DAILY QUOTE

Avoid Hangovers; Stay Drunk
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK - I MEAN RUN OVER COPS

ALLENSTOWN, N.H. -- An Allenstown man who was angry that his street was blocked off for a parade that he drove through a barricade, hitting a police officer with his car, police said.Paul Boucher, 77, was charged with felony reckless conduct and felony second-degree assault.

Police said Boucher's street was blocked off for the Old Home Day in Allenstown, and it would have been re-opened in about 10 minutes.

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PINELLAS COUNTY STRIP CLUBS ARE NOT FOR EVERYONE

CLEARWATER, Fla. - Authorities said a man was arrested after being accused of leaving two small children in his vehicle while he was in a Clearwater strip club.

The Pinellas County Sheriff's Office reports that the 33-year-old man left a 3-year-old and a 4-year-old in a car late Sunday night. The report said the man was in the club, drinking at the bar, for 30 to 60 minutes. The nature of the relationship between the man and the children was not released.


Mr. C wonders and wonders what in the hell people think. Did this F%$# really think that no one was going to notice small children in the car? Alone? Unattended? I learned my lesson early on in my young fatherhood days.

I left my two small children in the car to run in an pay my electricity bill- when I came out, they where across the street sitting on someone's front porch.

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ARE THERE REALLY REAL LIFE NINJAS IN FLORIDA?

Land O' Lakes, Florida - A domestic argument in Pasco County turned physical over the weekend and ended with the arrest of a 37-year-old woman who reportedly poked her boyfriend with a Ninja sword.

Sheriff's deputies arrested Dana Gordon, accusing her of jabbing and cutting her 39-year-old boyfriend William Allen. The injuries to Allen's arms, legs and body were not serious.


Investigators say Gordon told deputies that Allen started the fight, slapping her across the face. Gordon apparently ended the fight with the sword. The argument between the couple apparently started because Gordon was upset about Allen talking on the phone to his ex.


Mr. C thinks that people will never learn? Ninja swords? Cell Phones and ex's? Stupid people never learn, Jail is not a fun place to be dumbass! It simply would have been better to let the stupid ass talk to his ex-


You simply should have dressed up, went to the nearest bar and became a little whore. That easy- and cheaper.

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GRANDFATHER ROBS GRANDSON FOR CRACK

BRONSON, Fla. (AP) -- Authorities believe a Bronson man stole his 28-year-old son's car and took money from his grandson's piggy bank.


According to a Levy County Sheriff's Office news release, Ronald Joyner was arrested Monday and charged with grand theft auto and petty theft. Jail records indicate that Joyner was being held on $6,000 bond Tuesday.

It wasn't immediately clear if he had an attorney.


Joyner's son told a deputy that his 2002 silver Kia and his 46-year-old father were both gone when he woke up early Monday morning. The man's son also said that $50 in change was taken from a piggy bank that belonged to Joyner's grandson.


Mr C thinks that someone had a little too much crack for breakfast.

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IT TAKES A VILLAGE TO RAISE STUPID ADULTS

MARION, Ala. - Two Alabama families that had been fighting for years turned their feud into a full-scale riot Monday outside a small-town city hall, with up to 150 screaming people hurling tire irons and wielding baseball bats.

Eight people were arrested, and at least four were hurt, Trooper John Reese said. Two were taken to hospitals. The town's police chief was hit in the head with a crowbar but was OK.


Mr C wonders what these people where fighting over? Crack? Money? Hoes? LOL STUPID!


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Monday, August 24, 2009

RINGING DOOR BELLS NAKED - BEWARE

Mr. C wonders what he would have done if this stupid idiot had rang my doorbell? Thank God for peep holes-and guns.

Peter Allen Steele, 38, entered the pleas Tuesday in San Mateo County Superior Court. He is being held in lieu of $60,000 bail. At least two residents in the Woodside and Portola Valley area reported seeing Steele standing naked outside their homes July 11 after he rang their doorbells, said Steve Wagstaffe, chief deputy district attorney. Steele stands out: He is 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighs 250 pounds, authorities said.

I wonder which part he rang the doorbell with?

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METH - THE NEW VIAGRA FOR MEN

On Monday morning Sheriff's Deputies tases a naked man who was under the influence of methamphetamines Around10 a.m. the Monterey County Sheriff's were dispatched to a report of a man disturbing the peace.

According to witness's, 49 year old Jonathan Lowell assaulted his roommate, and while completely naked, chased his landlord around the house while asking for sexual favors. Lowell was arrested and placed in the back of a patrol car.

He became combative, and damaged the rear door window. In order to prevent him from hurting himself or other deputies, Monterey County Sheriff's tased him. Lowell was taken to Natividad Medical Center for medical attention. He was then booked in the Monterey County Jail.

Mr C thinks that I have came up with creative ways to pay the rent, but this one has me beat- and laughing! Now he will be chasing big brutus around the county jail! LOL YOU ARE STUPID!

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NAKED STUPID PEOPLE - WILLY FLYIN IN THE SKY

OAKLAND, Calif. -- Law officers say a St. Louis-bound Southwest Airlines flight was forced to return to Oakland International Airport after a male passenger stripped, hit another passenger and fought with crew members.

Alameda County sheriff's deputies say flight 947 returned on Thursday morning after Darius Chappille, 21, of Oakland exposed himself to the female passenger sitting next to him and punched her in the face.

Mr. C wonders what this stupid idiot was thinking? Getting naked on an airplane-I mean those seats really close together! The things that people do! What in hell was this man thinking?

Advise for the day-If you are going to get in the buff-do it at home! The slammer is a bad place to be, especially if you like to get naked in public! LOL STUPID
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THE SECRET - THE BOOK THAT CHANGED MY LIFE

The Secret reveals the most powerful law in the universe. The knowledge of this law has run like a golden thread through the lives and the teachings of all the prophets, seers, sages and saviors in the world's history, and through the lives of all truly great men and women. All that they have ever accomplished or attained has been done in full accordance with this most powerful law.

Without exception, every human being has the ability to transform any weakness or suffering into strength, power, perfect peace, health, and abundance.

Rhonda Byrne's discovery of The Secret began with a glimpse of the truth through a 100 year old book. She went back through centuries, tracing and uncovering a common truth that lay at the core of the most powerful philosophies, teachings and religions in the world.
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WORDS OF WISDOM TO LIVE BY


" The decisions you make when you are at your lowest, defines the person you will become."
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- BELIEVING

" The person that comes first in your life is YOU. Don't compromise yourself for other people. Stand your ground and know what you want in life."

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OBAMA ASKED TO BE LEFT ALONE WHILE SPENDING YOUR MONEY - 50,000 A WEEK! WHAT A LIFE!

CHILMARK, Mass. – President Barack Obama and his family began a weeklong vacation on this Massachusetts island with a message to the reporters who have crowded the New England villages: Chill out and don't expect much.


Pleading for privacy, the White House said Obama would have no public events while vacationing on Martha's Vineyard with his family and close friends. "He wants you to relax and have a good time. Take some walks on the beaches.


Mr. C says that it would be nice if most American could afford a vacation at 50 thousand dollars a week, relax and have a good time. You are the President of the United States and you are begging the press not to bother you! Have a great time

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WOULD YOU OFFER YOUR BODY FOR AD SPACE?

Andrew Fischer, known as the "Forehead Guy," said he would wear a corporate ad as a temporary forehead tattoo for 30 days. The 21-year-old from Omaha, Neb., said he earned more than $50,000 last January from advertisers, which included GoldenPalace.com, a Canadian gambling Web site.

What in the hell is this about? Human advertising? Are companys this desperate to get our attention that they will pay someone to advertise on their foreheads? I guess it makes me wonder if I could offer part of my body for advertising? And for how much!

Hey! lets just take it a step futher and decorate our lawns, homes and our cars with corporate advertising! It is that important in today's failing economy for company executives to make as much as they can from ALL of us! Human branding!

Here's an idea---Offer permanent tattoos on 50 percent of your body for permanent advertising? Price tag: 1 million dollars- Would you do it?
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FEDERAL GOVNERMENT GOING AFTER THE FLAB

You guessed it folks, Big Brother is now considering a plan to tax fat people to pay for healthcare. It seems that they will stop at nothing to take everything they can from anyone. Obesity rates increased from 18.3% of Americans in 1998 to 25% in 2006, the cost of providing treatment for those patients' weight-driven problems increased healthcare spending by $40 billion a year.

Key among the "interventions" the report weighs is that of imposing an excise or sales tax on fattening foods. That, says the report, could be expected to lower consumption of those foods.

Mr C says: Going after the fast food industry is not the answer for change in the healthcare system. Accountability in Washington is-
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LAW ENFORCEMENTS TRUE CASE FILES PARANORMAL

Hidden Files: Law Enforcement's True Case Stories of the Unexplained and Paranormal
Most of these amazing stories of unexplained events from the files of law enforcement across the U.S. and Canada involve actual police cases, or occurred while an officer was on duty. A few are personal, off-duty experiences. These are thought-provoking and fascinating accounts, supported by credible witnesses. 60 photos.

Very thought-provoking. Great stories with wonderful detail, leaves no stone unturned on subjects that too many books gloss over and don't look at the cases close enough. Police officers are great witnesses and investigators of the paranormal because of their training and nature. I was already a believer, but I'm more convinced of my own feelings and beliefs. A real page-turner, absolutely must read for anyone who loves stories of the paranormal.
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Sunday, August 23, 2009

HILLARY CLINTONS NET WORTH - $34.9 million

When Bill Clinton first ran for President in 1992, Hillary provided most of the couple's income working for the Rose law firm in Little Rock; he earned only $35,000 a year as governor of Arkansas.

Although she takes in $165,200 a year as a senator, these days Bill is breadwinner-in-chief. His presidential pension is $201,000 a year, and he grabbed a $12 million advance for his 2001 memoir, "My Life." (Her "Living History" won an advance of $8 million and $7 million in royalties.)

But it's been Bill's great gift for gab that has really feathered the Clintons' nest. He earned an astounding $41 million speaking to groups and corporations in the first six years since he left office. Standard fee: $150,000. The fact that he may be married to the next President can only burnish his star power.

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OBAMA VACATIONS ON 50,000 OF YOUR MONEY

As the health care debate rages on, President Barack Obama will begin a said to rent for up to $50,000 a week. You decide- Change we can believe in? It seems to me that it is what it is-

The country has gone to CRAP-Millions of hard working people either don't have a job, or are getting ready to lose their homes-Millions of soldiers are fighting a losing war for the oil.

Food cost are astronomical- thousands of children starving and homeless-While the Obama's continue to spend OUR money on crap such as this. We are a nation of complete and utter fools for allowing our leaders to foolishly lead us deeper down into a total collapse.

NICE THINGS TO SAY TO MY WIFE YAHOO ANSWERS

Yahoo Question: What would be a nice thing to say to my wife today, one of those just because other then I love you?

Mr. C answers: Is that it? No details? How in the hell are the millions of internet readers supposed to answer such a stupid question? It is amazing that people such as yourself can't even think for yourself as you are looking into your computer screen like its a crystal ball or something.

Here is what you tell your wife today? Hey honey you look really bloated today whats up with that? Oh and get me a beer, before you leave for Mcdonalds! Geez! STUPID!

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LIARS- IT IS WHAT IT IS STOP THE STUPIDITY

We all lie. Gather around the bar at Applebees with three new acquaintances, and you're likely to hear three lies from each person in an hour. And, apparently you'll tell three lies yourself.

That's according to Robert Feldman, author of The Liar in Your Life: How Lies Work and What They Tell Us About Ourselves.

Now this is very interesting stuff with the known fact that this entire country seems to be addicted to lying. Lying seems to be a way of life for many to feel better about themselves or to cover up the hurt that they have caused others in the pursuit of self gratification.

Often times people who lie will always have a downward glance, cover their mouths, or touch at their face as they are speaking. Some tell little white lies, while others are trained liars who spend their entire lives speaking nothing but lies (Bev Perdue) about everything.

Liars often have even convinced themselves that what they are saying is true. Short of using lie detectors (and some liars can deceive the machine as well) the only way to combat a liar is by scanning every statement inconsistencies then ask for an explanation.
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You will find that the liar will often cut off contact all together once he or she see's that you are not buying their crap story's any longer, hence you find out who is worth having in your life and who needs to jump off the nearest cliff.

Mr C says: Life is very simple folks- we are the ones that make life so difficult. Make it a point everyday to speak the truth. It is what it is- Imagine how much creativity could come from your head if the brain wasn't spending so much time attempting to create another lie to cover the first. If you can't tell the truth then keep that mouth shut.
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DISTRICT 9 TURNS OUT TO BE A GREAT MOVIE

I sat through District 9 last night even though many of my friends said that the movie was a waste of money. If you have ever believed in something besides ourselves actually being up there, then this movie is for you. Although it starts off (the first 30 minutes or so) looking like a very bad taping of "the office" and I mean literally, it does get good.

They deliver on the special effects and the storyline will keep you guessing. But the one thing that I really liked about District 9 is the way it brings the big question into play, are we the only ones?

The reality set's in that someday we may indeed have to share this planet with something other and more intelligent than ourselves, something that we as a people are not very good at doing. The funny part is that most stuff that comes out of Hollywood sometimes eventually becomes reality -

Go see District 9- It's a great movie.

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