Saturday, September 19, 2009

"We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done."

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Friday, September 18, 2009

MRS FARTING PREACHER

 

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KANYE WEST SPOTTED AT PATRICK SWAYZES FUNERAL

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It has been reported to Mr. C that Kanye West was removed from Patrick Swayze's memorial service after he ran up on the platform and snatched the mic away from Jennifer Gray shouting "Michael Jackson had the best funeral ever" over and over like a mad man!

On The Jay Leno Show on Monday, West told Leno he needed to take “time off” to analyze and improve his life.


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WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH 100 MILLION DOLLARS?

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No seriously, I'm conducting a study into what would you do if you received 100 million dollars from lotto winnings. Just imagine waking up and finding out that you or someone you know won that much money! And please be honest in your response. Would you retire and never work again, or would you pull a Paris Hilton and spend as much as you could in a little amount of time?

Would you give the money generously to your friends, or hoard it and pretend that you are broke? Do you think that you would start a business, or invest the money for the future? I find it really interesting when I hear people say what they would do with that much money. So fire away-

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North Carolina Fights Syphillis with Wal-Mart Gift Cards!


An old state run anti-VD program, which used pictures of Bev Purdue as part of an exorcism ritual to remove VD from a person, has been scrapped in favor of a new approach:  behold the power of Wallyworld and Micky D's on the common people!

Mal-Mart has the power to do anything, even fight VD!  Together with McDonald's, they are now doing their part to do something useful and help stamp out STD's in North Carolina!

In N.C., health officials now use a powerful weapon to fight against Syphillis: Wal-Mart gift cards.  They ask people to get tested for syphilis and HIV in exchange for a $10 card.  Another program in NC called Get Real, Get Tested, uses McDonald’s cards to entice people to get tested.  Both programs are so wildly successful they run out of cards.


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Upset by a company? Take it to the internets!


One undeniably good thing about all those internets is the ability to get even with any company that has shafted you.  A legitimate grief about how you were treated can undo millions of dollars spent in one of their advertising campaigns!  The web abounds with success stories... next time a customer service rep treats you rudely, or some store does something obnoxious... take it to the web!

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Use a cellphone while driving? Hands-free changes nothing!


Remember when all the press was about how using a hands-free device was OK if you used a cell phone while driving?  Well, turns out that the original report did NOT advocate using hands-free devices-- and this allowed law makers to enact legislation for fines if you did not purchase a blue-tooth handset.  

There is a seven-year-old recommendation by National Highway Transportation and Safety Administration which states that drivers should NOT use cell phones — not even hands-free — that only surfaced recently, as reported by by Helen A.S. Popkin.  It was deliberately buried, IMO.

Here’s some numbers for you:  Motorists talking on a phone -- hands-free or not -- are four times as likely to crash as other drivers, and are as likely to cause an accident as someone with a 0.08 blood alcohol content, according to research. Do you even want to think about your loved ones cruising around with a road full of texters?  The odds of an accident are worse with them!

Yet we crusade and campaign against drunk drivers, and still allow the same accident risks to be legal with phones?  

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

COUPLE ROBBED WHILE HAVING SEX IN DUMPSTER

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WICHITA, Kan. - A tender moment in a trash bin went all wrong for a couple who found themselves being held up at pocket knifepoint.

Police said two 44-year-olds had climbed into a dumpster to be alone just after 6 p.m. Saturday when two men interrupted them and demanded their belongings.

Officers said the man and woman were engaged in "an intimate moment" when they were robbed of their shoes, jewelry and the man's wallet. Police said one of the robbers was a 64-year-old man who egged his 59-year-old companion on during the robbery.

Mr. C think this gives a whole new meaning to the word "freak" I mean what in the world could these people have been thinking when they crawled into a dumpster and got naked! This has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever heard in my life! There could only be one thing at work here - CRACK or VIAGRA - I think it was a mixture of both.
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

OBAMA EVEN CALLS KANYE WEST A JACKASS!

Hear the snippet here before it gets yanked from the internets! 
Remember our annual budget in the US for intelligence is 78 BILLION!  They have the money to do it!


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YouTube's 7 Most Viral and Fun Videos

If you ever need to lose several hours doing nothing, follow this link to MSNBC and their list of the 7 most viral videos on YouTube thus far... there are links to each one in their story, and once on YouTube you'll be able
to spend hours laughing hysterically at all the different versions!

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KANYE WEST RUINS VMA FOR THE ENTIRE COUNTRY

It is truly amazing that Kanye West would act like he did on the VMA's toward Taylor Swift. Why would someone want to be such as asshole in from of millions of people unless he had some kind of hidden agenda?

One might say that it was done out of Publicity? Jealousy maybe? or could it be that Mr. West has some kind of racial issue going on within himself? I personally do not like Taylor Swift music - But kudos to her for winnning the award.

To act like a little baby in front of millions of people and to show your own ignorance as well as stupidity has earned you a spot in the stupidest people of the week catagory. Mr West you are already worth how many millions? I really dont think Beyonce needed your remarks as she rocks with or without an award.

You are stupid and I will never buy or listen to any of your shit - As Obama put it - Kanye is a jackass - Mr C says really loud! YOUR AN ASSHOLE. Grow up! Pink should have kicked your ass on national TV!

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WHAT IS AN INTENTION BOX?

As most of you know already - my truck keys are missing - gone! I have turned my home inside out and I mean really turned my home upside down looking for these keys.

In this economy who wants to pay 650.00 for new keys? Not me. So I am relying on my inner thoughts and who knows what else to somehow lead me to my truck keys.

I heard this podcast while working yesterday and it seemed interesting enough for me to do more research into it. It's called the Intention Experiment. It so many words it's just what it say's it is- You think it, and enough people think it along with you, it will happen.

And yes there is some science behind this theory. So with that said, I'm going to start my own intention experiment. I want to find my keys- That simple. According to the theory if enough people agree along with me that I will indeed find my keys, then I will.

We are in essence building the reality around us with something as simple as thought process. No really it seems simple enough right - but if you really think about it, it has some truth to it. Just what if we as a people all had the same thoughts at the same time 24 hours a day, lets says 5 billion people woke up on friday morning and thought the same thing - Where is my coffee?

Lets take it a step futher - the current economy, are we all creating this vacuum of fear that reverberates throughout the world, therefore making the economy worse than what it already is? Scientist and quantum physics have said for decades that none of this really exits at all - that everything you see is just massive amounts of thoughts, all created by us.

Are we more powerful than any of us have realized? When we close our eyes to sleep does the physical world cease to exits? I mean who really knows what happens when we close our eyes? There's an awesome feeling blowing around in the atmosphere these days and I'm sure I'm not the only one out there that feels it. Something very positive is taking shape in our world.

We have all had to sum up our lives over the past two year, rethink some positions and make many adjustments in our professional and personal lives. I think we are on the brink of a great awaking that is taking shape right here, right now.

In some of Buddha's writings he made several cryptic references to "being awake" Many scholars often thought that it just meant "not sleeping" but many have now came to the conclusion that he along with other great thinkers lived on a totally higher level of thinking than the human race.

The writing's of all the great thinkers and scholars was passed down through the ages as a road map for us as human beings to learn who we really are in the massive universe of pure energy, nothing else. Most of the writings where horded by the very wealthy and governments for the sole purpose of keeping us in the dark.

Everything that has ever transpired in this world  from wars,and the rise and fall of great empires all began with one thing - a thought. Amazing stuff huh? We have over 90 percent of our brains that scientist have told us time and time again we don't even use. The power of thinking is something so great that nations have murdered billions of people to keep us in one place - thoughtless and enslaved.

Rhonda Bryne author of the secret stumbled upon some of the writings in her book "The secret" which is a great book I might add. I find it funny that all these thoughts came to me from , you guessed it, a thought. A thought that know that I am going to find my keys. "laughing"

Be careful what you wish for because you just might get it, and more.

The Secret (Extended Edition)

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Monday, September 14, 2009

MORE CELEBRITYS DYING -

LOS ANGELES – Patrick Swayze, the hunky actor who danced his way into viewers' hearts with "Dirty Dancing" and then broke them with "Ghost," died Monday after a battle with pancreatic cancer. He was 57.

Mr. C sends condolences to the family- Sad that all the people that made the 80's great are leaving us. They say that they go in three's- we will see.

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OSAMA BIN LADEN SENDS MESSAGE TO AMERICAN PEOPLE

Ok so I'm reading that Osama has surfaced again on an Islamic Website with a ten minute message to the American people as well as a still image of himself. Osama who has eluded millions of troops and a worldwide manhunt for almost 8 years- and is according to US media the matermind behind 911 and the saluter of thousands of people in the Towers, Washington and Pennsylvina.

I find it very hard to believe that one man who travels in a group of less than 10 people could possibly hide from the world for 8 years. Where is this website, and why do the media outlets not tell the American people the web address? Why are we in Iraq, when the news article plainly states that he is hiding in the mountains of Afghanistan? Is is possible that this is all propaganda? We want the web address of this Islamic site so we can see for oursleves.

How is it that Twitter, and face book could be shutdown as it has in the past months by supposed hackers and Osama can easily post messages- that nobody can really find, but the media outlets? Why can the intelligence folks not shut down or even track these sites to specific locations?

If Osama could pull off such a terrorist act as 911 all because he hates our stance on Israel, does one not think it possible that the same feat could be pulled off in Israel? I mean why fly jets into the Towers, and not focus on attacks of that magnitude in Israel? So many questions and so many liars in Washington.

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THE WOREST MOTHER EVER - AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT MADLYIN PRIMOFF

DANVILLE, Ill. - Vermilion County authorities have arraigned the mother of an injured 10-year-old girl who was found riding her bicycle naked several blocks from the family home in Danville.

At the arraignment Thursday, 44-year-old Deanna Wharwood was named on a charge of aggravated battery of a child and two misdemeanor counts of domestic battery.  Danville police say received a call Monday evening about the naked girl and found her on her bicycle. Officers say she told them she had had a fight with her mother.

The girl was taken to Provena United Samaritans Medical Center where she was treated and released. She was then put in protective custody of the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services. Wharwood was later arrested at her home.

Mr. C has a ten year old daughter and this pisses me off royally! This lady should lose custody FOREVER- Stupid.

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TEACHERS SHOULD CARRY GUNS

PATERSON, N.J. (AP) -- Authorities say a New Jersey teenager threatened to rape and kill his teacher if she did not give his entire class an "A++" for the last school year.

Authorities say the 14-year-old boy made the threats in an e-mail sent in May. He has been identified only as a student at the Paterson Charter School for Science and Technology.

He is also accused of threatening to rape the teacher's mother and sister if the grades were not changed within 48 hours. The boy turned himself in to Passaic County authorities Friday and was charged with making terroristic threats and criminal coercion.

He was released to his parent's custody pending a hearing in family court. Mr C thinks teachers who deal with crap like this should be able to carry guns in the classroom - Good morning students, anyone want to start some shit today, go ahead :)

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MEN ON VIAGRA AND HIGHWAYS DONT MIX

Bradenton, Florida -- A man who took Viagra and drove is under arrest tonight. The Manatee County Sheriff's Office says Douglas Benkert, 49, was arrested after a mom with two children in her Dodge truck driving next to him on State Road 70 said she saw him exposed and masturbating.

She phoned 911, got his tag number and followed him until deputies stopped him at U.S. 301 and SR 70 East. Benkert told the deputy he was only adjusting himself, the sheriff's office said, and consented to a search of his car. Inside they found a pill bottle containing Viagra.

"Douglas stated that he had just picked up the Viagra from Publix at Lakewood Ranch and SR70 and had taken half of a 100mg pill," the sheriff's office said. He was charged with Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition and taken to the county jail.

Mr. C wonders what in the hell people are thinking when they do stuff like this? Did this idiot think that the lady was going to pull over and rock his world right there in broad daylight on the roadside? Wake up dipshit! That's what motel 6 is for! I can only imagine what happened as he was booked into jail "high" LOL on Viagra!

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Sunday, September 13, 2009

GO GREEN! Together, we can make an unbelievably negligible difference!

We are told every day it is our duty to "go green" and "reduce our carbon footprint" as we are jeopardizing our planet.  Manufacturers push their latest "energy saving" applicances and cars on us.  But the thing is, after hundreds of years of destroying our planet, what difference is any of this really going to make?

So as Peter Keim states, "Won't you join me in this ongoing effort to foster an imperceptible improvement to this doomed and dying planet? You'll be rewarded with the knowledge that, despite the irreversible effects of centuries of sustained environmental abuse by the human race, individuals, working together, can fight this inevitability in a real, concrete, tiny, and totally ineffective show of unity."

Mr. C will join Mr. Keim and together we'll reduce the world's carbon footprint by as much as 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000002 percent. Won't you join us?

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JOSTENS REVEALS RINGS FOR PREGNANT HIGH-SCHOOLERS


In response to rampant teenage pregnancy, Jostens has introduced a new class ring which caters to this popular trend. Some in congress have found this trend disturbing, including Hilary Clinton, who has begun promoting her own solution, the testicle lock box.  Says Hilary "this was developed after years of experience dealing with my husband, and this thing works!"
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The federal deficit $1.38 trillion

WASHINGTON - The federal deficit surged higher into record territory in August, hitting $1.38 trillion with one month left in the budget year.

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I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH COWS IN PUBLIC

A church leader in Florida has urged parishioners to have sex every day for a month to help cut America's high divorce rates. Pastor Paul Wirth, who is taking up the sex marathon challenge with his wife Susie, said that couples right across the nation were struggling in their relationships.

For married people he said it seemed like "the sex is great up front but then for some reason life happens." But for singles "it's like you're always thinking about it and you're like, man I'd like to have it as much as possible."

Sometimes that prevented single people from having a great and healthy relationship later on when they got married. But Mr. Wirth's challenge for his single parishioners is a little different than that for married couples. He wants them to abstain from sex for 30 days. The head pastor of the Relevant Church in Ybor City, outside Tampa, delivered his 30-day sex challenge to churchgoers on Sunday during a sermon series on relationships.

Mr. C thinks that the entire church should get together and let all the married people have sex while the single people watch all the cows mating- maybe then they will change their minds about falling for the institution of marriage, that has done nothing but enslave the entire human race to work like little slaves for the government!

The things people fall for- I only imagine what this pastors "I mean pimps" motives are - money is involved somehow-
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