Saturday, September 26, 2009

LETTERS TO SANTA

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It's almost time for Mr C to start his yearly letters to Santa campaign. Send me your letters and you will get a reply sometime before Christmas (date to be announced) gjcollins@ymail.com! You will not be disappointed! And you might end up in the winners circle of stupid people! No wish is too outrageous! Have fun with it and lets all ring in the Christmas season with fresh letters to none other than Santa! Enjoy! 

Zhu Zhu Pets or ZhuZhu Pets - Dad's Perspective on the New Craze, and Where to Find Them


Ok, so just what are these things?  Well, probably the hottest new toy for this Christmas, which is scary since we're WAY before Halloween yet and there's already been a longstanding run for these things at the stores.

MR C is going to buy a couple of these things, and see what the hype is all about.  I'll do a thorough review, and give the pros and cons... stay tuned!

But before I get to do that, let's dispel some rumors about these things and PRICING.  While it is true they are 8-10 at Wal-Mart, GOOD LUCK finding any on the shelves!  I've checked my local one daily and seem to miss them... but they don't put out hundreds either, more like 5 of each.  The friendly associate told me they were not on the shelves as they were all "safely locked away and stockpiled in the manager's office" when I asked their whereabouts in the store.  So complaining that they are actually available for 14-20 elsewhere isn't unreasonable as it is still under 20 bucks.  How much did you waste in gas running around looking for these things anyway, at $3-4 a gallon???


I did hear rumors of these things listing for $80 on Ebay-- but that site is generally questionable and getting a refund through PayPal is like pulling teeth.  You can get them here, with the iron-clad 30-day return guarantee, and right now at prices that aren't unrealistic!  And if people are griping about prices now, just wait as the weeks roll by lol!

In a nutshell, if you want to entertain your kid with a pseduo pet that won't leave little raisinette presents everywhere, nor bite if it is crabby with some pretty sharp teeth, nor spend every once of energy trying to escape... then this is the "pet" for you!


There are 4 flavors, with cute names Chunk, Mr. Squiggles, Pipsqueek, and Num Nums.  They roam around just like the real thing, never sitting still (until the AAA batteries run down-- make sure you have plenty!), and I'm not sure what this means but they talk and communicate with each other if you have more than one.... otherwise they just make cute sounds and exclamations.

Each of these things has a different "personality"... Simply push a button on the back of the ZhuZhu pet to activate one of two modes: nurture or adventure mode. As the ZhuZhu toy hamster gets petted or loved, it will make chattering noises.


They also feature an interesting "Explore Mode" when you press another button on the toy's back. Explore Mode enables these hamsters to scoot, scamper, bump and boogie across the floor! The ZhuZhu's feature 60 seconds of sound and motion, with the hamsters reacting to various things in their environment.



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Friday, September 25, 2009

FARMVILLE ON FACEBOOK

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So you wonder what can make a responsible adult become like a little child at the age of 40? Its called Facebook Apps, and one in particular called Farmville. As I have logged probably 40 plus hours of time spent buying, selling and harvesting everything from pumpkins and wheat, to planting fruit trees such as orange, apple, and limes.

Does anyone remember the Army men sets we all had as kids? How you would sit in your bedroom floor for hours rearranging everything over and over, while talking to yourself, loosing all track of time? Well that is exactly what these Facebook Apps remind me of.

You can spend (and I mean literally) ALL DAY in these apps, getting lost again in the world of make believe, something that I think we all should do.

Sometimes we forget the positive nature as well as the creativity that we all have. Farmville rocks. So if you want to get lost for a while and go back to the "good ole days" get a face book account and play away. A little me time away from this thing called life is very healthy and relaxing.

I milked cows, collected eggs, harvested wheat and rested in the sun looking at my fruit trees, and I never even got my hands dirty.

What a life!

THE DANGERS OF TEXTING AND WALKING

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Legislation has been passed that makes it illegail to text while walking! Texting is killing more people than Mcdonalds.




Susan Atkins, follower of Charles Manson, dies

LOS ANGELES - Susan Atkins, a follower of cult leader Charles Manson whose remorseless witness stand confession to killing pregnant actress Sharon Tate in 1969 shocked the world, has died. She was 61 and had been suffering from brain cancer.

Mr C thinks its about damn time----

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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Zhu Zhu Pets Hamster 2 Pack - Mr. Squiggles & Chunk

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Zhu Zhu Pets Hamster 2 Pack - Num Nums & Pipsqueak

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ZHU ZHU PETS IN STOCK !

You have to check out these radical rodents that are flying off the shelves all over the country! Some Wal-mart stores are stock piling them for the Christmas rush. The hamsters are smart motorized critters that are programmed to play in or out of their environments.

Each Hamster has its own individual characteristics along with a variety of special expressions. There are four of them in the family, Chuck, Pipsqueak, Squiggles, and Numnums. ZhuZhu Pets chatter and scatter like a real hamster only you don't have to feed or clean up after them.

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Zhu Zhu Pets Hamster Pipsqueek - Yellow
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FLORIDA: We're retired --no wait-- we're retarded!

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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

DO YOU HAVE A CREAMY BUSH? NO? WANT ONE?

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6 oz (hot) Coffee, 1 shot Irish Whiskey, 3/4 shot Irish Cream, Combine all ingredients in a glass. And there you have it - a creamed bush. I hear this drink was named after Barbara.

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Well then here ya go, Pour a double shot glass half full of vodka, Pour the peach schnapps into the next quarter, Pour the triple sec in the remaining quarter. Stir and shoot. Shoot as many as you like and you will soon be getting getting screwed by little fuzzy things over and over. 
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Forget your H1N1 worries and celebrate Typhoid Mary's day!

Washington, A.P. - In an effort to give some relief to Americans worrying about the upcoming flu season and the H1N1 Swine flu epidemic, Congress has recently approved a 750 BILLION dollar program to be spent entirely at Taco Bell, McDonald's and Jack-in-the-Box.

On the anniversary of Typhoid Mary's birth (September 23rd, 1869), it consists of workers preparing food as Typhoid Mary did, all the while coughing and sneezing on the food they serve.

Each restaurant will have one "mystery Mary" as they are calling them, who will be paid 1 million dollars to get people to focus on something other than H1N1 hysteria.  Congress is calling this the best project they've spent money on this year so far, reports an inside source in Washington.

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Did Kanye West and the networks fake his outburst for publicity and record sales?


KanyeBottleGrab.jpg 1. Kanye West looks like he goes out of his way to be seen drinking from a large liquor bottle. How classy.

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2. Kanye Wrestles Microphone From Swift, who acts like she is on valium.
TaylorReaction.jpg3. Taylor Swift stands there and twirls her hair.


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4. Beyoncé looks like she passed gas
KanyeLeno150.jpg5. Kanye books himself on The Jay Leno Show’s Premiere, coincidentally.

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6. Kanye West Performs With Rihanna and Jay-Z. as he just happens to have a new single coming out. (That is singing?) After pouting and crying for the camera, he jumps out of his chair and immediately rips into his song. Ratings soar to 18 million. Nice.

TaylorView.jpg7. Taylor Swift Is Eaten Alive Interviewed By The Women of The View.  She says she'll forgive him if he asks.  Then a short time later, she says he called, said he was sorry, and that's that.  No big deal, right?

Obama150.jpg8. In and effort to boost his popularity and connection with "da people", President Obama jumps into the frey.



What do you think?  Was all that staged?  It seems to have blow up just in time for ratings and Kanye's new crappy single, and it's all but forgotten... hmmmm.

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Govt tries to block RECOVERY.GOV from search engines!

While the RECOVERY.GOV website is great idea... when you learn that it is funded by our wasteful politicians, and administered by our government, your BS-meter should be running full tilt!

The website, which asserts to "publish information on how the stimulus funds will be spent in a timely, targeted, and transparent manner" had hidden code in the website which was aimed at preventing search engines from crawling the site!

That's about as transparent as a cement wall... who do they think they are fooling?

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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Hey OBAMA, with all the Unemployment, why are ANY foreign visa workers here?

Well, I'm sorry but it is now time to take care of Americans.  Our government needs to cancel all foreign-work visas, and any foreign worker not paying taxes, and send them back home.

Maybe with an apology, since until we give taxpaying citizens the opportunity to work, they are each occupying a space that can be filled by a taxpaying American.... and thus they need to go home.

Tell them to feel free to come back again in the future, but if they haven't got their citizenship by now... BUH BYE!

Seriously, why does our government even deal with a "democratic" country where free speech is outlawed?

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Monday, September 21, 2009

OPRAH BUYS CHICAGO 2 DAYS FOR 54 THOUSAND DOLLARS AND SOME CHANGE!

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Is Chicago for sale to the highest bidder? READ MORE Just think how much business was lost on Michigan Ave for the two day block party that literally shutdown Michigan Ave. For a small fee of 54 thousand she was given the Chicago Police Department, The Chicago Fire Department, and entire city blocks for her personal use.

I guess that what you can do when your city is filled with homeless people and foreclosed homes, buy the block and party! The funny thing is Chicago is ok with the 54 thousand dollars and not the millions lost in tax revenue due to the closing of Michigan Ave.

There are also questions as to why she got off with such a small fee. When this country stops condoning things such as this, then we can aspire to become what we think we are as a country and as a people!
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MICHELLE OBAMA DIGGS UP 20 TRILLION DOLLARS IN ROSE GARDEN

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Ronald ReaganWASHINGTON—In what government officials are calling a stirring testament to the leadership and foresight of late U.S. president Ronald Reagan, nearly $20 trillion in low denomination bills were discovered this week buried in the White House Rose Garden.


Apparently President Regan foresaw the coming collapse of the government! The 20 trillion was buried in old Ziploc baggies. As soon as President Obama made the discovery while walking the first dog he and Michelle started digging and unearthed all the money. The task took them almost a week, while White House statement proclaimed that Obama was out of the country on a fishing trip.

During the weekly radio address it was rumored that George Bush was filing claim in federal court that money was placed there by his daddy and not Regan. Bill and Hillary Clinton both have made claims for the money as well, saying that it put there by his then intern Monica Lewinsky.

Others have also claimed the money as theirs, the Walmart children all are saying that the money was buried there by Sam Walton during a two week stay at the White House.The Bin Laden group also has placed a claim on the money, most of it was Osama's money they said.

Hillary Clinton told reporters "This money will not be used to fix the nation" This money belongs to me. We earned it listening to all the people's petty complaints about no jobs and NAFTA. The Chinese government also has stepped foward and asked President Obama to give half of the 20 trillion to them. "the United States will suffer if they don't give us what is rightfully ours -

As to who's money it really is- nobody knows but I'm sure this will be interesting as the court battles rage in Washington! I mean the money belonged to someone, but who?
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WHAT IS GEORGE BUSH DOING NOW?

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DALLAS—While sitting alone on the porch of his home late Monday afternoon, George W. Bush, 63, chuckled upon suddenly remembering that he was once the president of the United States of America for nearly a decade.

"I was president," murmured Bush, his mind returning again and again to the thought of "eight years" as he emitted a series of short, guttural laughs that reportedly grew in volume the longer he lingered on his time in office. "That was what I did for a living. Me. George W. Bush. For almost a decade."

 I robbed the American people, caused worldwide chaos, stole from the poor, changed laws, and raised my girls with the finest things money could buy. Mr. Bush pondering what he will do with the rest of his days teard up as he tryed to utter how thankful  he is to the people of the world for all that he has.

"Without you guys I could have never done it"  "Whew! That's a hell of a thing," said Bush, his eyes filling with deep reservoirs of tears as his chuckles turned to outright guffaws. "That is just…Wow."

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FARMVILLE ON FACBOOK

First it was the Restaurant, now it's farmville! The funny thing is that I have learned so much from the face book apps! Amazing huh- With this economy gone to shit facbook apps have become quite popular.


Instead of spending money I can now sit at home and work on my Amazon, and play games at the same time. Mr. C is smart.

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FUNNY NAMES FOR ALCOHOLIC DRINKS - THE SAND

I find this one very interesting - as I don't see the correlation between the drink and the sand dancing?

Add 1 SHOT of Grants Family Reserve Blended Whiskey, Add 1.5 SHOTs of De Kuyper Cherry Brandy, Then add 1 SHOT of Lime Juice, Top up with cranberry juice. And there you have THE SAND DANCE.

I think this one should not be called the sand dance - but something western. I don't see anything tropical about this drink- except the color

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NIGHT OF MYSTERY - MURDER MYSTERY PARTIES

Mr. C thinks that a murder mystery party is simply awesome! I mean why have I never thought of this idea before? A real life party complete with accessory's, decorations, and preset roles that your guest will be playing.

What a great way to celebrate Halloween this year! Check out the website! And if ya decide to host one- invite Mr C :) I will show up with my camera and blogging stuff!

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Sunday, September 20, 2009

HOW TO MAKE A MAC DADDY

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Add 1 SHOT of Bourbon, Then add 1 SHOT of  Disaronno Amaretto, Add 8 of Raspberry, Add 2 SHOT of Cranberry Juice, Top up with Ginger Ale,

Be careful with this one - it is known to transform you into Bill Clinton.


HOW TO MAKE MY CHERRY POP

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Mix one glass of Cherry Pepsi Cola, with Captain Morgan Parrot Bay coconut rum. Pour over ice and stir. Careful, they will sneak up on you if you drink too many.

HOW TO MAKE A BLOW JOB

Pour 1/2 oz Shots Disaronno Amaretto into a shot glass, Pour 1/4 oz Baileys Irish cream liqueur into a shot glass, Top up : Whipped Cream. Have an individual place their hands behind their back, then pick-up the filled shot glass with their mouth, tilt head back, and drink.

This one is the funniest of all -

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HOW TO MAKE IRISH CAR BOMBS

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Pour the Guinness into a pint glass or beer mug 3/4 of the way full and let settle.Layer the Baileys on the bottom of shot glass. Add the Jameson to the shot glass.

Drop the shot glass into the Guinness and chug. If you don't drink it fast enough it will curdle and increasingly taste worse.


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