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Secret Service stormed the platform and Kanye West was reported to have vanished into thin air. It seems that he has some teleporting ability's - Later sources reveled that he and Taylor Swift had went into hiding. This is Kanye's bravest attempt yet to draw publicity for his failed new release.
I mean to interrupt the President.
Beverly Perdue (THE WORST GOVERNOR IN NORTH CAROLINA HISTORY) was spotted outside a Raleigh plastic surgeons office beating on the door, as the meltdown and the pain of not getting the Nobel Peace Prize seemed to reveal who she really is - Terminator Fembot!
It was also reported that she was seen smoking a cigarette after the skin had been replaced at a local bar with California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger (who was called into destroy her if need be)
It has been reported by many news outlets that Beverly Perdue wears many different faces, this is just another! Beverly had been nominated (by her 2nd hubby) for the Peace Prize and had already prepared to pay the United Nations off to receive the award.
Nobel observers were shocked by the unexpected outburst of Kanye West and the Beverly incident. White House press secretary Robert Gibbs woke up to the news a little before 6 a.m. EDT.
The White House had no immediate comment on Bev Perdue and the speech, which took the administration by surprise. Too bad Ms Perdue, no one can outwit the Joker (Obama) all's well that ends well.
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