Friday, October 16, 2009

Paris Hilton's newest pet survives exposure!


The LA county animal rescue squad was called in on behalf of Paris Hilton's latest pet, which was approaching the longest time any of her pets have survived while being under her care.  Upon examination, animal officials were a little confused due to the strange effects of being in close proximity to Paris for so long.  Rumors have been flying that Ms. Hilton was pregnant, and that this may actually be the love-child from all the residue that has been accumulating in her coochie for the last 30 days (or 4,257 men).

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Congress STEALS 6.7 BILLION from US TROOPS for the hell of it!

Wow, couldn't believe I almost missed this!  In a flurry of last-minute pet project scandal, all the congressmen and senators in DC jumped off their pages and rushed to steal as much money from troop funds as they could.  Funds were supposed to go toward little things like AMMUNITION, FUEL, and TRAINING...and also repairs, spares and supplies for vehicles, weapons, ships and planes, and food!

BUT, your tax dollars are now building other things, like some museum for the late Senator Kennedy's used suppositories (20 million), yet another World War II museum (but this one is special as it is in New Orleans and will be under water as soon as the next big hurricane hits, cost = 25 million), and 206 million for some space station thingy in Hawaii.  (true story, really!)

Obama is ecstatic as he's finally able to get his golf-ship and those dragon-tanks we mentioned before.  (ok, not so true but might as well be)

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BoA CEO Ken Lewis doesn't care they deny him his 1.5 million dollar salary. Why?

Like this guy REALLY CARES that the government is denying him his 1.5 million dollar pay for a year (story here)... his pension kicks in immediately after they do that to the tune of 69 millions dollars... gotta love this country! Hell, I'd give them 1.5 million to pick up 69 more!

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Boy from balloon ride, Falcon Heene, reveals it all a hoax?

Well this is interesting, not only is the mad-scientist dad a wife-swapper on that TV show and the kids out of control, but during an interview on CNN (like there weren't more newsworthy events out there) on Larry King Live, the six-year-old "balloon boy" Falcon Heene explained that he didn't come out of his hiding place because his parents told him not to... because "we were doing this for a show."

The actual interview is below, and there is an awkward silence when the kid blurts that out, and the dad becomes uncomfortable.  Was a national guard blackhawk used in the search?  I think the family should pay for all the man-hours and equipment used in the rescue... for a scientist the dad did a very STUPID job of securing the balloon and making sure the kids wouldn't mess with it... oh wait, it takes a village to raise a kid so that means we all pay for other people's stupidity!  More about the ballon-boy/wife-swap son of Richard Heene here.

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Mr. C thinks that judging from the video - the child is telling the truth! One thing that I have learned about children ( I have raised four) is that they are very candid! If ask a question, no matter how embarrassing a child will tell the truth. Mom and dad sure did looked surprised at his response, and mom even tryed to change his mind for him on national TV.

Mom and dad are fame whores that wanted to somehow market the balloon, hoping that someone will give them a million bucks! They are stupid and should be charged with a crime for what they did. Somethings in life you just do not do - using children in a way such as this is just wrong.

The truth always has a way of coming out! And in this case it just happened on national TV - The mother as well as the father should pay the city and state emergency money that was spent on their "show" back and stand trial for misleading the public and the emergency management system of this country!

I mean what will be next? I'm just curious as to what the populaces thinks really happened - Do you believe the child? or the shitbag father? leave your response in the comment box!


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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Hillary Clinton Now More Popular Than Barack Obama ! Playboy offers deal to Americas favorite politician

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The results are based on an Oct. 1-4 Gallup survey. The poll was conducted before Obama was named the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize winner, which could have helped to improve his favorable rating over the 56% measured in the poll; however, it's not clear that any such shift would have lasted.

In the first days after the prize's announcement, Obama's presidential job approval rating noticeably increased, but it has since retreated to its prior level.


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Polar ice caps will be gone in 30 years! White House plans new beach community!

LONDON (AFP) – The Arctic ice cap will disappear completely in summer months within 20 to 30 years, a polar research team said as they presented findings from an expedition led by adventurer Pen Hadow.

The White House has been fielding dozens of alarmed calls from world leaders to stop global climate change and reverse centuries of damage in only 10 short years.  President Obama responded not to worry, that with the warming of the globe and loss of all that ice, that he's looking forward to all the new beachfront property that will be available.  "At last, no more crowded beaches!" an aide was reported to say off the record.


Mr. C agrees... folks all these calls to be "green" and "reduce emissions" are total and complete BULL.  None of these things will, in any way, shape, or form, un-do the damages we have done over the last 4 centuries.  Zero.  Zilch.  Nada.  The only way we might be able to stop and reverse the damage would cost trillions upon trillions of dollars as we'd have to suck off enormous amounts of various greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, liquify them, and shoot them off into space.   But that is just not going to happen.  Besides, who is going to pay for it?  Us?  I don't think so... we've bailed out other nations for far too long ;)

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Maria Shriver goes Predator on Arnold -- It's ON over cellphone!

Maria has had it with all the posturing by her gubby (governor hubby) Arnold, just over her scofflaw ways of using a cellphone and driving.  Arnold's tweets failed and the Fem-Bot Bev Perdue assassin only succeeded in damaging Maria's human disguise-- and pissing her off.  Since her human mask has been damaged beyond repair, she has decided to go au naturale back to how she was in the good ol' days when she first met Arnold while hunting in the Amazon for human prey.  Quoted the Predator-Shriver... "It's ON now!  I was getting tired of all the lies, makeup and rubber skin... I feel as fresh as a new application of Summer's Eve!"



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Ralph Lauren model fired for being too fat at 120 pounds?


The wonderful world of advertising is great for telling us who we should be, what we should drive, how we should look, and what food we should eat.  Ralph Lauren took it one step further, allegedly firing this cover model for being too fat!  Not only that, they still used her images and even photoshop'd them further, to make her into the ghoulishly thin wonder that graced a recent ad.

After trying to sue some bloggers for their thoughts on the advertisement and posting it, Ralph Lauren backed down and issued a formal apology-- but get this-- their apology was for their bad photoshopping not for anything else.  They promised to provide "better artwork" in the future.  Never mind the poor self image they give to billions of young girls all around the world... why not just use Paris Hilton as your ghoul-model and finish off the job?

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Brainwashed kids perform OBMAMA school song - Kanye West disrupts!

As part of our wonderful educayshunul system that emphasizes everything but learning, a group of kids in the 2nd grade from New Jersey were participating in a brainwashing ritual by singing their daily song of praise and campaign slogans for "Barack Hussein Obama".

The Obama administration is now promoting the creation of "Obama schools", much like communist practices in China where loyal citizens are encouraged to sing the praises of their leaders, the kids were having a great time until Kanye West burst into the room, demanding that "Hilary shoulda won dat prezdential award y'all, that beyotch da bomb.. she wuz robb'd!".  The school-sponsored hallway monitors-- who are training to be in the Secret Service by special grant from President Obama-- tried to intervene and apprehend, but Kanye slipped through a hole in the teacher's back door to freedom.

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

THE ABSOLUTE ROYAL F****

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Yes, peeps this is actually a real fuck I mean drink! It's called an Absolute Royal Fuck! I can only imagine what Ally will say if I order this at Applebees next week! I hear the drink was inspired by Lindsay Lohan. Give it a try, I hear it is pretty tasty.

Ingredients
  •  1 oz cranberry juice
  •  1 oz pineapple juice
  •  2oz of Absolut Vodka
  •  2oz Crown Royal Whisky

Preparation Steps
Pour all ingredients into shaker half-filled with ice cubes and shake well. Strain into a martini glass and serve.


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Yahoo Answers! Are people really this stupid? I did something really bad to my mom, should I just confess?

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Yahoo Question: I did something really bad to my mom, should I just confess? What I did though was use my mom's credit card to wire myself money and I wired almost $2000. She got her credit card statement but I hid it. She's going to be looking for it. She's going to find out one way or another.

The guilt is eating away at me. This isn't the first time I've done something like this either. First of all, I'm a drug addict. I'd like to say I'm a "recovering" drug addict but I relapsed. There is NO excuse for what I did but my addiction to Heroin was caused me to do it.

I've been doing well. I hadn't touched Heroin in almost 2 years. Well, a couple of months ago, I did it about 8 times. I haven't touched it in weeks though so I did catch myself.

Mr. C answers! You addiction to heroin did NOT cause you to steal 2,000 from your mother, what did cause it was the the simple fact that you are a worthless shitbag and should rethink your position in life. I mean 2,000 is alot of money, if I had stole it I would have bought a car or something.

It makes me sick to think that your mother has probably worked her ass off for many years and you just stole it from her - that easy huh. And you say that she probally wont have you arrested! Your ass should be sitting in a jail cell ASAP!

But the funny part is that you post your guilt on the internet, probably on your mom's computer. You are stupid. What you should do is to get the 2,000 as fast as you can get it, and give it to your mom, apologize and let your mother enjoy her life.

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Michael Jackson earns American Music Awards nod

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NEW YORK (AP) — Michael Jackson has a chance to win artist of the year posthumously at the American Music Awards. Fans will select winners by online voting. The awards will be televised Nov. 22 on ABC from Los Angeles. Jackson is up against Lady Gaga, Eminem, Kings of Leon and Taylor Swift for the show's top honor.

Jackson died in Los Angeles on June 25, in the midst of rehearsals for a comeback tour. Country star Swift tops all artists with six nominations. Jackson has five and Eminem has four.


I can't wait to see how this event goes down! 


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Schwarzenegger to Shriver: Put down the cell phone, or else you will pay - fembot Bev dispatched

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This image from video provided by TMZ shows Maria Shriver, the wife of California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, holding a cell phone to her ear while driving in the Brentwood section of Los Angeles Tuesday Oct. 13, 2009.

On his Twitter feed, Schwarzenegger wrote to TMZ.com founder Harvey Levin: 'Thanks for bringing her violations to my attention. "There's going to be swift action" he said  The next time I see her HOLDING her cell phone and driving, I will dispatch my FEM BOT (North Carolina Governor Bev Perdue) to destroy her immediately.

A law that took effect in 2008 requires California drivers to use a handsfree device.


Mr. C thinks that Maria Shiver should watch her back and stop embarrassing the Governor. Once Beverly changes, things can get pretty ugly! It has been reported that she walks the streets at night looking in the bars for people smoking.

That red eye can disingerate a cigarette from 3 miles away! I can only imagine what it would do to Ms. Shivers cell.

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

MCDONALDS HAS A NEW FACE


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Colorado minimum wage to drop as living costs fall

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Ok, I'm sitting here thinking to myself how in the hell can this story I'm reading be true? Colorado has now  become the first state to reduce its minimum wage because of a falling cost of living. The state Department of Labor and Employment ordered the wage down to $7.24 from $7.28. That's lower than the federal minimum wage of $7.25, so most minimum wage workers would lose only 3 cents an hour.

We live in a country that gives billions of dollars away to anyone that ask for it (other country's) and the government has the balls to lower the wage of the poorest American people out there working low wage jobs! Am I the only one that see something very wrong with this picture?

Taking away from the poor to give to the rich - What a joke this country is!


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Monday, October 12, 2009

"Be kinder than necessary, everyone you meet is fighting some kind of a battle."

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American is first woman to win Nobel in economics

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WASHINGTON – Elinor Ostrom became the first woman to win a Nobel Prize in economics, honored along with fellow American Oliver Williamson on Monday for analyzing economic governance — the rules by which people exercise authority in companies and economic systems.

Ostrom was also the fifth woman to win a Nobel award this year — a record for the prestigious honors.

It was also an exceptionally bad day for Kanye West as he was spotted again behind the podium yelling that "Hillary Clinton" should have received the prestigious award! Mr. West has been sighted at every big time media award ceremony since the VMA's, where he took the mic from Taylor Swift.

Ostrom, 76, reportidly "knocked the shit" of of Kanye as he tryed to snatch her plaque away along with the 1.4 million dollar check -   he fell from the podium and quickly ran from the conference room in tears.