Saturday, November 7, 2009

Oprah quitting her television show to start her OWN network! Chicago economy to collapse!

Besides being pressured to start "OWN" (the Oprah Winfrey Network) on cable, the television studio admitted that it just can't afford to pay her!  She is also being threatened by the only person on the planet that she fears, David Zaslav (also an alien from Oprah's home world), who is telling her that unless she gives up her syndicated TV show she will lose her cable show.


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Joe Jackson sues Michael's estate for a monthly allowance! What a D-BAG!

I'm sorry but someone needs to slap the sh*t out of this premier douchebag! After all that he did, he deserves nothing. Torturing and abusing your child, even if that means they turn out as wealthy as Michael Jackson, is no excuse to be given anything. What kind of father treats his children the way he did, in the name of fame and fortune? A scumbag.  He never wanted anything but to use all of them for his own personal gain.

He cites he deserves $20,000 a month due to "expenses".   I repeat, total scumbag.

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19-year-old celebrity burglar hits Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Audrina Patridge

Well, I'm not sure that these people are true "celebrities"... but anywho, some 19-year-old girl was jealous and wanted their designer clothes and jewelry, so she got some friends together, and has been robbing celebrities since 2008!  Paris Hilton's digs were always at the top of the list, though everything stolen there had to be sterilized and scrubbed clean.

What is really stupid is that they hit some of them more than once, and sometimes all they had to do was walk through unlocked doors!  I guess when you are that rich, and leave rolex's and thousand-dollar clothes lying around-- you deserve it!  Nobody should be victim to robbery, but I can't feel sorry for these ultra-rich targets when they don't bother to lock their doors lol.


Lindsay Lohan was the most distressed, as they stole her magic potion that keeps her in human form. She has been stuck as golum for months now and is happy to have her magic potion back!

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Friday, November 6, 2009

US jobless rate rises to over 10%

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It rose from September's figure of 9.8%. The economy lost 190,000 jobs in the month. Since the recession began in December 2007, the number of unemployed has risen by 8.2 million, while the jobless rate has risen from 4.9%. President Barack Obama described the rise in unemployment as "sobering".


"I will not rest until all Americans who want work can find work," he added.  EASY for him to say, with his salary and benefits...for any of Congress to say for that matter...

Mr C thinks: Imagine that 8.2 million people in this country with NO job! Wow, now that's something to be proud of Mr President! You say you will not rest until all the people that support the Washington Elite can get back to work! Now that funny.....poor Washington.....The $$$ is fading...

Yahoo Answers, I have spoken to my husband of why he does not want to have sex?

I have spoken to my husband of why he does not wants to have sex? Since I am married for 3 years, we had not had sex from the time I am married till now.When I ask my husband why he does not wants to he gives multiple reasons like he is very busy, he is in tension, he has lots of loan.

What I cant understand is why he did not have sex at all. I am with him since I love him very much now that I am 28 years old and he is 38 I don't understand what shall I do?He is a Muslim and I am Hindu so when we got married their was a big issue in my house, since my parents did not approve of this marriage but still I convinced them and got married to him.

Today when he is not even touched me once I feel I have lost my confidence in my self and now I dontknow how to deal with this situation

Mr. C answers! First let me say that I HATE correcting other people spelling errors! Geez! Anyway, it is very sad that you have not had relations in three years of marriage!  And I'm wondering what in the hell are you still married for? Do you think that he will come home (after 3 years) and suddenly nail you against the wall! FACE IT! It is what it is! It aint happening!

Your religion has nothing to do with it! You husband is smoking something besides cigarettes (poles) and you sit there asking the world for advice! Change your plumbing! Then you might have a shot at having sex with him! Oh before I forget, your skills in Language sounds strangely similar to those scam emails promising billions from a wounded solider in Nigeria, Iraq.....



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YAHOO ANSWERS - Did I manipulate my grandmother?

Yahoo Question: I'm in my early twenties so I don't expect Bday cards anymore. I haven't spoken with my grandmother in ages, so I called her for her birthday (which came after my birthday). And today I just got a card in the mail, even though she stopped sending those years ago.

Did I manipulate her? I didn't mean to. I feel horrible now. By showing a small act of kindness she gave me money. That's not right. I'm too old to be getting money-cards too, right?

Mr. C answers: You did manipulate her and it was your intention to do so. And I might add that you are going to burn in hell with all the other "granny manipulators"! Would it have not been so much easier to just ask the rich old bag for a small loan instead of calling her with a guilt trip. Get off your ass and make your own way stupid!


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Thursday, November 5, 2009

QUESTIONS ABOUT FARMVILLE

Farmville has 10 million players a month, so surely to God just one of them can tell me how to make layers in my farm! Help please.


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TIPS FROM PLAYING FARMVILLE ON FACEBOOK

It is Mr. C intention to "ROCK THE FACE" off Farmville and Facebook! If you play add me! I want as many neighbors as I can get! 

CLICK HERE TO ADD ME!


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TIPS FOR FARMVILLE ON FACEBOOK

Select a little space for your avatar and spend a few hundred coins to make a barrier around him or her with hay bails. Then once you get ready to harvest, plow, and seed, he or she can't move! And the process time is cut in half.

Its great because you really don't need to spend all those coins on the Harvester, Tractor, or seeder. It is awesome. I wish I had known when I first started playing.  Enjoy!

You don't even need to buy all those fences to make this happen either! 

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FACEBOOK FARMVILLE HACK DISCOVERED

I consider myself a Farmville addict, so with that said I have discovered a little glitch in the Farmville program. First you sign into Farmville and go to where all the little pictures are of your neighbors. Then you click their picture and click visit their farm.

Well don't stop there click and click as many times as you want, over and over. And it will give you 20 coins and 5 experience for how ever many times you clicked. Takes a little practice, but it works!

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Mr C FROM THE HEART. WHAT IS A SINGLE FATHER? | THE DAILY SCOOP OF STUPIDITY - SUPERDADSPEAKS ON YAHOO ANSWERS

Mr C FROM THE HEART. WHAT IS A SINGLE FATHER? | THE DAILY SCOOP OF STUPIDITY - SUPERDADSPEAKS ON YAHOO ANSWERS

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"DREAMS OF MY FATHER" BARACK OBAMA

In an excerpt from "Dreams of my father"

President Obama saw his father only once after his parents' divorce, when he was 10 years old. In a best-selling memoir, "Dreams from My Father," Obama wrote about his fatherless upbringing and search for identity.

In it, Obama described a visit to Kenya to meet his half siblings and learn more about his father. While painting his father as abusive, he called Obama Sr. a gifted but erratic alcoholic who never lived up to his intellectual promise or his family responsibilities.

Obama, in his book, also quotes Ndesandjo criticizing their father, saying, "I knew that he was a drunk and showed no concern for his wife and children. That was enough."

Mr. C thinks that the term "Like father, Like son" is in order. A gifted but erratic politician who never lived up to his intellectual promise or his country's responsibilities. "We all  knew that Obama was a rich politician and shows no concern for the people that believed that he would live up to the promise :"Change we can believe in". That was enough."

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Perfect panties gift for obsessed fan of Robert Pattinson from Twilight

Get your Pattison Panties before they're gone! The perfect gift for the typical obsessed Twilight fan! LOL

Front

Rear- is that an apple?
 
You guessed it... the inside
 
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165 Million People worldwide want to re-locate to the USA


"WASHINGTON (AFP) – Some 700 million people worldwide (more than all the adults of North and South America combined) want to permanently move to another country, a poll showed Tuesday." Of those, roughly 165 million people chose America as their new country.  What is painfully funny about this is that if these people came here, they'd be bringing back all the jobs that our CONGRESS has let go out of our country!   Life is full of catch-22's...

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DISNEY builds yet more theme parks in China... why?

Disney has the unofficial go-ahead from the Chinese government to build a new theme park in Shanghai! Would Walt be rolling over in his cashmere-lined grave? Likely not, as the theme parks are a secret plot to curb their population, by inducing over-commercialized stupidity and "population-control" or "PC" rides.


This is one planned popular ride, where passengers are suspended high above the city for a thrill, but after dark the mechanical arms secretly fling their passengers toward the nearby mountains.


Other rides have been built in special flood-plain reservoirs, and ride operators will flush occupants out of their seats and out to sea. Disney president Iger has high hopes that his new parks will make up for what Wal-Mart and China have done to the USA... "just doing our part to get even" the home office released in their press conference.

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Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Are gameshow questions rigged?


What are the odds a question like this would go to this person? Does she even know what the word "diet" means, let alone a specific type of diet?

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What happens in DC stays in DC!


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Monday, November 2, 2009

Ever wonder why almost all facebook status updates are so nicey nice?

Ever wonder why almost all facebook status updates are so nicey nice? Makes me think I'm in a very bad episode of Stepford Wives (Facebook style)! Some people are just nice! But you almost never see and update that says, my head hurts, my ass is sagging, and I have ulcers! LMAO! Most are "Its Beautiful outside" ...Praise the Lord" I'm baking cookies for the entire neighborhood! LMAO! LIFE'S A COMPLETE BITCH! :)

I suppose that most people want to portray to the world that they are experiencing some kind of high that none of the rest of us feel! It is so comical because when I see these updates, I almost always know the people posting them are lying! Tell the truth on your updates people! I have posted a few for you to use just copy and paste.

"Its a real shitty day" Going back to bed"

"Just chased away the electricity man, was going to shut power off  non payment"

"I just caught my husband looking at porn"

"Why are the cops at my front door"

"I have headache from last night, was a drunk whore at the club"

"Getting my weave replaced"

"Anyone know of some nice porn sites?"

And the list goes on!



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During his home-invasion robbery trial, man smuggled in a bag of his feces

SAN DIEGO - A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.

Frank Brown on Monday sentenced Weusi McGowan for robbery, burglary and two assault charges stemming from the feces-flinging incident during his January trial.

McGowan, who attorneys say suffers from mental illness, had asked for a mistrial because he believed jurors had seen him in restraints when he entered the courtroom.


Mental illness my ass - this stupid F*&** new exactly what he was doing. And 30 years isn't enough.

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Sunday, November 1, 2009

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton speaks to the world


U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton speaks to the world on what a shithole America has become. The U.S. administration had previously blamed George Bush for the chaos on the streets of every American city. Our jobs are gone, our people have turned on our way of Government, and all of us politicians are going broke she said.


With uplifted hands Hillary began to beg the international community to worship her as the true leader of America. Hillary Clinton has been traveling the globe for the past year proclaiming that she is the true God. "I am unstoppable, and always watching you!" can be heard whispering from behind closed doors...

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