Saturday, November 14, 2009

"love dessert" Pudding laced with Viagra and cream! Go figure!

BOGOTA - A Colombian cooking school has concocted a "love dessert" made with passion fruit — and Viagra. Student chefs at the state culinary school in Quindio province wouldn't give the complete ingredients but say it contains the active ingredient in Viagra. The pudding-like dessert is garnished with whipped cream and chocolate, and served in a parfait glass.

This gives a whole new meaning to "ya never know what your going get" Who in the hell thought of this? The "love dessert" OMG! Folks this is not a "love dessert" this is a I want to screw the "entire town dessert" And hey! It has whipped cream and pudding! Imagine that! I'm shocked that it dosent have cottage cheese, for those who never feel so fresh!

I will never eat pudding in a restaurant again! I heard that Bill Clinton eats this 7 times a day to keep it rolling baby! :0 And if that is true, then why is Hillary such a grumpy bitch?

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Sarah Palin says she did know her daughter Bristol was a little slut!

NEW YORK (AP) -- Sarah Palin says she did know her daughter Bristol was sexually active but never would have imagined that she would have chose Levi as her baby's daddy.

The former vice presidential candidate told ABC's Barbara Walters: "Truthfully, we were so happy that our teenage daughter was a little slut at the age of 16. They have to learn after all. Levi can just go to hell, she said! He will never have enough money for Bristol and Tripp!

Bristol was a high school senior when she gave birth to son Tripp in December. Her pregnancy was publicly announced just after Sarah Palin accepted John McCain's invitation to be his running mate.

Mr. C wonders... why did Bristol named this kid "Tripp" 

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When you have mastered all the missions, one tends to believe that you have mastered the mission, therefore you never return to the mission again. Well even though you have mastered the mission, you can return and do the mission over and over again, allowing you to level up much easier and you still even gain blood and experience points.

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And I hope that the ALL the Washington Elite drowns when it happens!!!!! :)

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Friday, November 13, 2009

Plastic Containers Linked to Impotence, Cancer, Heart Disease and Diabetes!

A recent riot and several fires broke out in China after an American report was leaked out that plastic causes impotence in men. Thousands of men in China rushed out to the street in protest and to prove the American scientists as wrong the only way they knew how.

Seriously, as reported by MSN, The chemical BPA "is used in a wide variety of consumer products, including some hard plastic bottles and metal food or beverage cans. Several makers of baby bottles said they had stopped using the chemical only recently! Some 90 percent of the U.S. population carries detectable levels in the urine."  Yep, we're all polluted!

MSN goes on to relate that "Scientists are concerned that BPA exposure might harm the reproductive and nervous systems, and possibly promote prostate and breast cancers. Last year, a preliminary study linked BPA to possible risks for heart disease and diabetes.  The Food and Drug Administration concluded last year that trace amounts of BPA that leach out of bottles and food containers are not dangerous."

Who in the hell is the FDA kidding? Another government agency poo-poo'ing something that affects hundreds of millions of Americans, and threatens billions of dollars of revenue?  I'm going to think twice about anything that I eat or drink that comes in plastic... oh wait, that's pretty much everything we buy... we're screwed.  This is not funny... plastic is everywhere in our lives. 

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Now You Can Spy On Google Like They Spy On You!

Pretty interesting... Google's dashboard has been updated to allow you to see what information Google has amassed on you!

Also useful, if you want to opt out of Google tracking your preferences and tailoring ads based upon what they've gleaned about you, this link is also a good place to check out.

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Thursday, November 12, 2009

New Super Mario Bros

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Order New Super Mario Bros. Wii and get $10 off a future video game purchase. The promotion code will be applied directly to your account up to two (2) business days after your product ships. To redeem your reward, add a Video Games item sold and shipped by to your shopping cart and proceed to checkout.

The discount will be visible after you have begun the checkout process. Offer valid when shipped and sold by This offer will be extended to all existing pre-orders. Amazon reserves the right to change or terminate this promotion at any time. Offer valid for one purchase per customer.

FurReal Friends Lulu My Cuddlin Kitty Cat

Interactive, Life-like Kitty!

Lulu is the size of an actual cat, though her mechanical body is much lighter in weight, and she even sheds--thankfully not as much as a real cat, and you don't ever have to worry about allergies.

Everything about Lulu is amazingly realistic. Her soft white fur and adorable sounds make it hard not to pet her--especially when she rolls over for a tummy rub or cleans her face with her paw. Lulu has five convenient touch sensors located on her head, back and stomach. It seems that Lulu may also be able to detect motion or sound--when you walk by without touching her she will purr and meow "hello" at you.

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Crayola Glow Station can create with Light! Mr. C picks for the holidays!

Crayola Glow Station can create with Light!

The award-winning Crayola Glow Station empowers kids to create incredible illustrations in a whole new way -- with light! The Glow Station is the place for kids to become glow-in-the-dark artists -- using a light wand and stencils to make luminous illustrations on the glow canvas. Drawing with the wand encourages kids to use the artistic and fine-motor skills they've started learning in school. Recommended for children ages six and up, this activity center is a fun way to create, alone or with a friend. AND IT'S ONLY 20 BUCKS!

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Yahoo Answers: When my new boyfriend stays over, he leaves behind underwear with mysterious stains...?


Yahoo Question: The first time, I had to clean out some SERIOUS poop stains. The second time, I found underwear with little blood dots culminating in a concentrated "scuff mark" of dried blood in the front. And then today, I found a washcloth hanging in my shower with a huge line of black stuff down the middle.

1. What the HECK is going on?? 2. What is the blood stain from? 3. What could the black stain be? 4. Is there a careful, sensitive way to talk to him about this?

Mr. C answers: 1. I will tell what is going on, he is a nasty freak that never is too damn lazy to wipe his ass. 2. The scuff mark was in the front along with blood? Hello, he had his willy in something otherwise known as an ass. 3. The black stain is known as shit stupid. 4. Yes there is, disapper.

Your boyfriend is nasty and is doing things that could possibly cost you your freaking life! Are you that stupid? who in the hell sees shit such as this and goes back for more? You are just as nasty as he is, and who knows all those may be coming from you, if not  hit the nearest health clinic. TODAY!

And you are stupid for posting such a stupid question for the whole world to see. But hey! Your famous now, thanks to me. And no I don't want to meet you. EVER

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TEXAS stands up to Washington... Gov Perry declares Obama 'hell-bent' on socialism!

 When everything starts to collapse into ruin in this country, from our greedy government and wasteful political machine... I bet there will be one place in the US that will not only stand up to Washington and defy them, but will likely attempt to separate from the US. We need more people from Texas to rally against congress and the fat-cat politicians. Governor Perry recently slammed Obama and said that the recent "tea party" movements are an inspiration and we should have larger ones immediately! Hoo-yah! Take them boys in Washington DOWN!

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Track the Stimulus Money Spent in Your State! Find Stimulus Money Sitting Idle!

There is a great site by MSN that allows you to see what is being spent, and what kind of money is still available if you want to try and go after some yourself! The Stimulus Tracker is a great idea, and beats the hell out of that government-run site that is supposed to tell the American people what the money was spent on... go figure the government site is worthless!

You can go to and see projects available too, and actually vote on them if you think they are worthwhile or waste (not that the government cares what you think... let's be real... but it's fun to vote anyway and argue your point).

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NC school lets kids buy better grades! Bev Perdue's new plan to raise money for schools?

NC education is definitely not the best that money can buy, but now you can pay extra and guarantee at least you'll get good grades!

This is pathetic! It's bad enough that schools push or force kids to take home crap to sell-- in effect turning them into beggars-- to bring money into the school, but to resort to selling grades?  What kind of lesson does this teach kids-- that if you have enough money then you can get away with anything?

It is rumored that this is a "Bev Perdue Approved" solution, and makes sense given how she got to where she is today! If you don't have the talent or ability-- buy it!

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Apple iPod touch (3rd Generation) NEWEST MODEL

So Much Fun.  So Much to Touch!
This thing is THE BOMB!  What can't it do?  iPod touch is a great iPod, a great pocket computer, and a great portable game player.  And 1,000 more things to do.  Listen to a mix of songs automatically put together by the new Genius Mixes feature. Watch a movie. Surf the web. View rich HTML email. Find your location and get directions with Google Maps. Discover games and apps you're sure to love with new Genius recommendations for apps. And since iPod touch now comes with the latest 3.1 software already installed, you can start using fun, convenient features right out of the box.
Don't over-pay at Wal-Mart,  Get it here on Amazon!

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Canon PIXMA MX860 Wireless All-In-One Photo Printer

This Wireless wonder lets you print from any room in your home and boasts incredible 9600 x 2400 maximum color dpi! A built-in, fully integrated 35-sheet Auto Document Feeder means fast copying or scanning of your originals so you can tend to other tasks while the printer is at work. Its built-in Auto Duplex Printing prints 2-sided documents without having to manually flip the pages. Additionally, various security features like password protected PDF’s means you can feel safe about the creation and distribution of your most confidential files.  Get it here on Amazon!


* Fully-Integrated 35-sheet Auto Document Feeder for rapid built-in two-sided document copying and scanning
* Super G3 High-speed fax with memory to store 100 coded speed dials and up to 250 incoming pages when receiving ITU-T No. 1 Chart
* Various security features including password protected PDFs

Technical Details

* Print Method: Inkjet
* Resolution: Up to 9600 x 2400 dpi (Color)
* Resolution: Up to 600 x 600 dpi (Black)
* Print Speed: 4" x 6" : Approx. 41 Seconds
* Condition: New
* Color Output: Color
* All-In-One: Yes
* Fax Capability: Yes
* Network Ready: Yes
* Automatic Feeder: Yes
* Dimensions: 19.4"W x 17.1"D x 8.9"H
* Connectivity: Ethernet
* Connectivity: USB
* Optional Connectivity: Bluetooth
* Wireless: 802.11 b
* Wireless: 802.11 g
* Standard Paper Input: 150 Sheets
* Duplex Printing: Yes
* Paper Sizes Supported: Letter

YAHOO ANSWERS: Ive got rid of the head lice, but now how do i get rid of the nits (eggs) in my hair and hair extentions?

Yahoo Question: Ive tried vinegar but they are still there how do i no if they are dead eggs or alive eggs.

Do eggs drop out themselves in time if they are dead. My hair extensions are clip in and Ive got them in a bag at the moment Ive conditioned them and combed them through i cant see any head lice just a few eggs

Mr. C answers: You are a complete idiot! Head lice in hair extensions? What in hell is your problem? You are seriously asking how to get lice eggs out of fake hair? Sounds to me like you have been hanging with Paris Hilton!

Ok follow me....This is not that hard. Take the egg infested extensions pick them up and throw them in the freaking trash can stupid!

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Farmville has the unique capability of making illusions! I took this picture of the animals eating off my harvesting table! Be creative! Create more! I am curious to see where this whole Farmville thing will end up!

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Well you guessed it people, Beverly Perdue is expected to sign into law the "Fat Ass" tax in North Carolina. This is the only the beginning of things to come for this country! If you are deemed a "Fat Ass" by the regulators,and you are a state employee, then you will be paying a much higher amount for your Health Insurance in NC. And if you are deemed " A real huge ass" then you could be denied health Insurance!

Imagine that! NC state weigh in stations! I hear that most of them will be placed right outside your local Mcdonalds! And it dosent stop there! If you are a smoker, you are next! Legal tobacco test in the workplace! They are actually going to test you for tobacco use, which I might add is legal (for now).

Alabama was out front on weight testing. Starting in January, state workers will have their blood pressure, cholesterol, glucose and body mass index checked by a nurse. If they're in a risk category, such as a body mass index of 35 or greater or a blood pressure of 160/100 or greater, they are charged an extra $25 per month on their insurance premium.

NC is not the only state to do this. South Carolina and many other states like New York, Chicago, and Pennsylvania also have legislation on the table as we speak! Folks it is real simple. The United States has fucked themselves into one hell of a mess and people deemed unfit by their standards are going to pay the price.

Where will it end? Will they eventually set up dead squads (black ops) that will just annihilate those deemed unworthy? Things are never what they seem, and the United States Government is coming apart at the seams. Nothing will be off limits to them. Whatever the imagination can fathom - they will do it.

With that said people take a nice long look in the mirror and determine if your ass will qualify for the "Fat ass tax" Bev Perdue was spotted in her backyard with her finger down her throat and Mcdonalds double cheese wrappers all over the place! Seems she had a bad night.

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I paid 16 farmville cash coins for this mystery box. Wondering what could possibly be inside I opened with the anticipation of a kid on Christmas eve!  And to my amazment, Zunga did not let me down ! It was an owl! Perched on a tree limb! You say "Oh well, cool right" But guess what peeps! It fly's! I'm really happy about this one. And it deviated me away from the AIG asshole post below that made my blood boil!

Farmville is the game to play! ADD ME! 
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Report: AIG CEO ready to quit over pay constraints - CANCEL YOUR POLICY TODAY Robert Benmosche wants to rape the American Taxpayers!

NEW YORK – After just three months as head of battered insurer American International Group, Robert Benmosche has threatened to leave his post as he struggles to deal with heavy government oversight and restrictions on what the bailed-out company wants to pay employees, according to a published report.

Mr. C yells from the hilltops in a very loud voice! QUIT STUPID! THE WORLD WOULD BE MUCH BETTER without people like you. A nice cozy prison cell is where you should be complete with a stash of honey buns!

And yes that is a picture of the fat ass on a corporate retreat in Puerto Rico, and yes the bill was footed by you and me! This asshole reminds me of the little girl in Willy Wonka that stomped her feet demanding the "Golden One"

People if you have insurance with this company! CANCEL IT! They suck! ALL of them.
The American insurance company that caused outrage by paying out huge bonuses after receiving emergency money from the government, may have been even more generous than previously reported.

Oh, and did you hear about CIT? We bailed them out-- 2.3 BILLION-- and they just filed bankruptcy and that taxpayer money is GONE! Unless Obama gets that money back-- he needs to be IMPEACHED! That is a huge violation of the trust placed in him by the American people!

Monday, November 9, 2009

FarmVille. Vampire Wars, Restaurant City, etc on Facebook: Design Tricks to Hook You In!

Why are these games so addicting? Have you ever thought about that? With all the things there are to do, and that we need to do, why are so many dropping everything to play them?

OK, they are fun, but they are also like crack cocaine! They follow what are called the "grand essentials" for controlling human behavior: As Helen Popkin (an avid player herself) points out, "tactics include, but are not limited to: visceral triggers (Cute cartoon farm animals!), induction of behavioral commitment (Must get Daffodil Mastery ribbon!), and lack of emotional control (Must obtain more cute things to lord over other fantasy farmers!)".

These are serious games, with unbelievable amounts of money at stake for the developers... 200 million to Zynga, 75 million to Playfish, and 60 million to Playdom annually! How do they make so much money if the games are essentially free?  They are totally tracking every bit of data on you in Facebook, and those of your friends, and selling it! Big brother is watching, and you gave him the keys :)

So please please please add me to your game accounts as a friend... I don't care if big brother is watching, so long as I get to the next level!   Once we're friends, use this link Join My Clan and Rule the (Facebook) World! oh yes... make sure to add me to Farmville and Restaurant City, we'll be addicts together! ;)

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Kimberly Munley really was a true "Die Hard" hero at Ft. Hood!

When standard protocol has always been "delay and wait for backup"-- which is not a bad thing but has taught criminals to rely upon a certain amount of time to complete their crime-- Kimberly Munley rushed the lunatic shooter and took him out, taking hits in the process and truly risking her life to save others. I'm glad it worked out for her and that she was not killed herself... her actions made a huge difference in the outcome. She reminds me of Bruce Willis' character in Die Hard, or Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon-- not afraid to take risks to end a lethal threat. A FIRST-CLASS HERO.

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Bailed-Out Bank CIT goes Bankrupt: TAXPAYERS LOSE 2.3 BILLION and Congress Celebrates!

This story absolutely DISGUSTS me and it should you too! CIT, which received 2.3 billion of OUR money in bailout-aid, filed bankruptcy.  Oopsie! Major shareholders will only lose 30%, while every dime of money we paid is lost.

We lost every cent of that 2.3 billion.  We should all get tax credits for this government royal f*ck of the people.

This is the GOVERNMENT here... they need to do whatever they can do-- and they can do anything-- to get that money from the company. If they do not get our money back, then all of Congress and the House, and Obama himself need to pony up! Start taking up a kitty boys and girls!

I don't care if it is seizing the assets of every senior manager up to the CEO of that company-- putting them on the street if necessary-- the government should be protecting the American people and getting them their money back. And they should NEVER have given ANY money out without the condition that the taxpayers will be paid back FIRST!

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Sunday, November 8, 2009

Landmark health bill passes House on close vote

The bill faces stiff opposition in the Senate, not only to find the time for the Senators to get off of their pages, but the general consensus there is they really don't like the bill as it is now.  Obama provided perhaps the lamest "rah rah" comment to the Senate, urging them to be "like runners on a relay team" and "take the baton and bring this effort to the finish line on behalf of the American people."  The inside joke is rumored to be that the baton is a given to the American people in a very specific place...

If the government EVER had the interest of the American people in mind, that might be true, but his comment is actually insulting.  The American People are CATTLE to washington politicians!

There are 10 basic points to the plan that passed the House:

1. Creates a government-run plan, or "public option," to offer insurance coverage to compete with private sector insurance companies.  The government plan will be funded by all working people contributing 10% of their income annually as a "health-surtax".  The IRS chief was full of glee upon hearing this news-- more taxes, more audits! 

2. Sets up health insurance "exchanges," or marketplaces, where consumers can easily compare coverage and rates.  Much like the 1,000 page healthcare bill, and ANY other government document, the bill requires anyone reading it to have a law degree from Yale first.  These exchanges will also require you to wade through thousands of advertisements and booking agents, before you actually arrive at the place where you can compare coverage.  But a translator will be required to be purchased first, as each policy will be written with totally different clauses and may not even be in the same language.

3. Requires nearly everyone to obtain health insurance coverage starting in 2013.   Those who are unemployed are exempt from the requirement, as are chronic drug users and habitual felons.

4. Ends blanket exemption for insurers from anti-trust laws.  Strengthens anti-trust laws for those who actually are the cause for the high cost of healthcare:  pharmaceutical companies and physicians.  These groups are free to charge whatever they want to provide remedies for any condition.

5. Provides federal financial help for lower and middle income consumers so they can obtain coverage.  Much like student loans, these cannot be absolved and will be taken out of any tax refunds you may have annually.

6. Bars insurers from denying or limiting coverage because of pre-existing conditions.  But allows insurance companies to drop you if you file a claim or develop a new condition.

7. Bars insurers from imposing lifetime limits on coverage.  But allows insurance companies to dictate what treatments they will pay for, and the list need only have one treatment per condition.  Allows insurance companies to re-instate using leeches and blood-letting as legitimate treatments.

8. Expands Medicaid coverage to more people.  Eliminates those who are Medicaid from ever getting Medicare.

9. Imposes a 5.4 percent surcharge on adjusted gross incomes of more than $500,000 for individuals and $1 million for joint filers.  Congress and House members are exempt from this tax, of course.

10. Imposes penalties on people and businesses who fail to comply with the new law.  For the first month of the year, you will be required to work for free for the Federal Government.  Barring that, Congress has allowed you to relinquish your parental rights to one of your children and give ownership to the government in lieu of paying for insurance for the year.

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