Friday, November 20, 2009

I Dreamed A Dream Susan Boyle



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Twilight (Anamorphic Widescreen Single Disc)



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Fat on black market for use in cosmetics sells for 60,000 a gallon!

LIMA, Peru - Police say a gang in the Peruvian jungle has been killing people and draining fat from the corpses to sell on the black market for use in cosmetics, although medical experts say they doubt a major market for fat exists.

Three suspects confessed to killing five people, Mejia said two of the suspects were arrested carrying bottles of liquid human fat and told police it was worth $60,000 a gallon.

The fat was sold to intermediaries in Peru's capital, Lima, and police suspect it was then sold to cosmetic companies in Europe, Mejia said Thursday.

Mr. C thinks that BLOGGERS learn something new everyday! That is why I enjoy doing it! This stuff is amazing! Taking a human life for their fat! 60,000.00 a gallon? And yes I do believe this story! Anything is possible in the crazy world that we live in. I think this how Oprah made her billions!

Selling her fat!


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Dalia Dippolito attempts to get out of her marriage by murder.



Dalia Dippolito of Boynton Beach, Florida was arrested for allegedly trying to hire a hit man to kill her husband of six months, Michael Dippolito. Dippolitio, married for just six months, offered to pay an undercover police officer $3,000 and gave him $1,200 to buy a murder weapon.

Her plan unraveled on August 5, 2009, when she was arrested for solicitation to commit first-degree murder.

Boynton Beach police played along with Dippolito's scheme and went as far as putting up crime scene tape on her home. While Dippolito was at the gym, she received a phone from the police.

When she arrived at her home, police told her that her husband had been murdered. She cried upon learning of his "death." The entire reaction was caught on video. When she went to the police station she was then told her husband was really alive.

What in the hell is going on down in Florida? Folks this is PROOF POSITIVE that people will do anything these days! I am in shock at the display of emotion that they caught on video. Id really like to know what in the hell this idiot was thinking? One rule that people should live by, and it's very simple.

You don't have to murder your spouse to get out. Just plan it out, pack up and disappear. You see, not that hard now is it. This is by far the winner of Mr C's STUPIDITY of the WEEK award! Congrats shitbag! You earned it!



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Oprah Moves, and the CHICAGO Landscape Quakes

Her departure from CHICAGO is nothing short of a tectonic shift. And this comes right after Sara Palin visited the show. How ironic is it that Sara gave up her job as well? Meets Big O, and she the decides that she is quitting as well?

What happens now?

Could there be a bid for the White House is 2012? Big O and Palin? Interesting stuff. I wonder what all those rich lady's in the burbs of Chicago will do without hearing the BIG O yell every evening?

Mr. C thinks it's a sad day for Chicago. They are already starting to board up windows on the Magnificent Mile. After all O created that. Just remember that you heard it here frist.

Something is in the works for BIG O and PALIN. There is no way that BIG O is giving up her money "HOG" for nothing other than taking the White House with Palin in 2012

The only other thing BIG O could be doing is preparing for 2012, I could see it taking 2 years to stack all that $$$ shoes and clothes into the ark she is currently constructing at the compound in Africa that is disguised as a girls school.

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FARMVILLE SECRETS EXPOSED

Farmville just released the new County Fair items and most of them are pretty cool! But they also now allow you to store items in the barns and tool sheds which also pretty cool.

There is one exception that I do not like- The Barn cost 40 thousand coins and you can only store 6 items in it, which sucks. I didn't buy the barn early on because it took up too much space.

If you already have the barn, cool. If you don't, then don't buy it. Too much money for so little items to be stored. As far as the Fair stuff goes, it looks cool, but its not really anything you need to level up and gain coins!


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Thursday, November 19, 2009

FACEBOOK STATUS MESSAGES, this is the reason idiots should not use facebook.

It always pays not to have secrets when you are a public figure on Facebook. A pastor with a following of about 1200 followers on Facebook actually typed what supposed to a search inquiry (Yahoo) into his status message box on Facebook.

Before he could figure out what he did, someone knocked at the door. Thinking it was one of his 2000 parishioners, The Pastor jumped up and went to open the door.

And yes he had already hit the enter button.

By the time the visitor left. The Pastor had a couple hundred voice mails, several hundred deletions on FB, and hundreds of e-mails asking him what in the world he was doing.

The pastor scratched his head as his eyes scanned the computer screen. Suddenly he realized what he had typed in the FB status box. "I want to have sex with men"


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WHY FARMVILLE IS THE BEST GAME EVER!

Farmville, and application on Facbook is on of the most popular games in the world! And yes it is GREAT for the children. With all the competition out there from War games, blood, guts and gore, Farmville is actually a healthy game for kids to play.

Although Facebook will not allow children to have an account due to age and predator issues, parents can open allow their children to play farmville and some of the other Apps from their accounts!

Farmville can teach children great lessons in Math as you have to calculate almost everything. Hand eye coordination and congnative learning skills! A big thumbs up from Mr C


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FARMVILLE ANIMAL SECRETS EXPOSED

If you insist on having Farmville animals, then move them to the side where only one row of space is left. They do not need a large enclosed pen in order to live, and especially since animals do not get your experience points on Farmville.

Many of them just take up space and do not get you a lot of Farmville coins. So push them off to the side, and utilize maximum space for your Farmville plots. The best Farmville cheat that works is remembering that planting and harvesting crops pays the most coins, and not animal collecting.

Petting animals in Farmville does absolutely nothing. Yes, it is a useless feature that just allows you to give animals attention but it does not help with faster harvesting and it does not give you any free coins. Having Farmville animals can be useful because they can be harvested for coins. However, they also take up a lot of space and harvesting seeds pays more than animals.

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FARMVILLE SECRETS AND CHEATS EXPOSED

Never plant only one crop on your entire farm in Farmville. Plant different items and combine blueberries, tomatoes, pumpkins, watermelons and grapes. For lower levels, try a mix of strawberries, soybeans and rice.

This helps time pass by and it will keep you harvesting throughout the day, which then gets you Farmille coins and allows you to gain a lot of experience points all day long.


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WHY DO MY CROPS WITHER ON FARMVILLE?

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Farmville gives you a set amount of time until your crops can be harvested. If pumpkins take 8 hours to grow, you have an additional 8 hours to harvest that crop after it has finished growing.

When planting, add the same amount of time it takes to grow to the time it takes to harvest and that is how long you have until the crop goes bad.

Getting Unlimited Gifts On Farmville Cheat That Works

The best Farmville cheat that will get you free coins is sending multiple gifts from one Facebook account. You can ask a friend or a family member that is already playing Farmville to help you out with this. Return the favor by sending multiple gifts to them on Farmville using the same trick. In order to use this trick to get more coins fast you will need to use FireFox instead of Internet Explorer.

Login to Facebook and go to Farmville, then click on Free Gifts. Instead of selecting and sending the item right away, right click on the button Free Gifts and select “Open in new window”. Continue doing so until you have several windows opened. I have tested this Farmville trick with up to 10 windows opened at the same time. Do it late at night or early in the morning, when Facebook is less busy and you will not get error messages in the browser.

On each window, select gifts and you can select a different gift to give in each browser. Then select your Farmville friends. Again you can select different users in each browser to send gifts to using this cheat. Continue to the window of confirming to Send free gift to Farmville friends.


Click on confirm and Send button one after one, and each window will send out that gift. This trick is also called unlimited gift cheat, as you can open up as many windows as your computer can handle as long as they are opened at the same time, and confirmation is done once all of the opened windows are at the confirm to send option.

Friends and family can send you unlimited gifts on Farmville the same way or you can open up a fake Facebook account to send yourself gifts to. Facebook though does not always appreciate fake users, due to the fear of spamming, so sharing this trick with Farmville buddies works best to get unlimited gifts every day.




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FarmVille Experience Level Points Cheat That Works

To get started you will need 10 plots that are empty or need to be plowed. Calculate how much money you will need to plant what you really want to harvest, such as watermelons that take 4 days to harvest but sell for 348 Farmville coins.

You will not planting watermelons right away in these plots so be patient, reserve 1300 Farmville coins for seeds planting and 150 coins for plowing those future watermelon plots.

To start this Farmville cheat that really works, plow your 10 plots and buy soybeans. It will cost 150 coins to plow and 150 coins to plant soybeans, but delete those plot using the shovel tool immediately after seeds have been planted.

Now you might wonder why you should delete Farmville plots in order to gain experience level points, but plowing and planting soybeans will gain you 30 points on those 10 plots. You can repeat this cheat process, each time it will cost 300 Farmville coins in order plow and plant, then delete using the shovel.

You will see your Farmville experiences quickly rising and coming closer to the next level where your ultimate goal is. After you have accumulated all the wanted experiences and gained a new level, you can plant the exact seeds that you wanted to buy.

Experience level Farmville cheat can be done as quickly as you can plow, plant and delete. You can even expedite the process by using your harvester, tractor and seeder if you already have them.

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Signs that you may be a drunk whore....YAHOO ANSWERS hang out for drunks and whores

This story was indeed posted on Yahoo Answers, and it is classic!

Yahoo Story: this one's just funny. not too big of a mistake i guess. One time at a party i met this guy that i was really digging. We were hanging out and F**** all night. All of a sudden i lost the guy and another appears right beside me in the bed, so i started F***** him. but for some reason i was thinking it was the guy i started out with. But no, this guy was fat and nasty and stinky Luckily, the guy i was s***** on came back for more and pulled me away.

Mr. C wonders when Yahoo is going to get some moderation on Yahoo Answers. Ya know the sickest part of this story? IT'S TRUE.

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YAHOO ANSWERS Are you ugly if someone say you look older?

Yahoo Question: I'm a 21 year old girl. People say i look 26 ;( it really hurts, or should i be flattered? Is it good to look mature?

Mr. C answers: BLAH BLAH BLAH! Nobody really gives a good shit what the hell you look like FREAK! Who cares! You are 21..and probably look 40. Being a drunk whore does not pay.

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Can someone please explain the difference in condom sizes? YAHOO ANSWERS CONDOMS

Yahoo Question: Can someone please explain the difference in condom sizes? like you know, inches to what size? and um would you prefer any? suggestions? thanks

Mr. C answers: Well I see that your avatar is a girl, so I'm asking why in the hell you want to know about condom sizes? In the big picture of things what point does this question make?

Only we MEN know what size condom we wear. But I will attempt to extinguish your stupidity. There are three type SM, MED, and LG, ya know like when you feed your fat ass at Mcdonlds! But for the "big boys" (me) they make em real big! Once unrolled - Balloon boy could have traveled cross country in one of them!

You are stupid- Now, let Mr. C ask you a question? What is the difference in Maxi and tampons? Never could figure that one out! LMAO YOU FREAK-






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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

The Fruitcake lady ! Mr C's hero!

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Facebook status messages that are over the top!

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Four things that you need to survive this day: Laughter, smiles, ability to use the middle finger at will, and an occasionally little old lady who accidentally pisses on herself at Walmart. Then pretends that she dosent know her pantsuit is all wet.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

TRUE STORY - H1N1 Swine Flu has mutated to something FAR deadlier in Europe!

All kidding aside folks, this new strain infected 1.5 million people in just 2 weeks and has been likened to the Spanish Flue epidemic that killed 50 million worldwide.  This new mutation killed 300 people in that time, and does not attack only children, elderly, or the infirm.  It turns the lungs to a black mush! 

While I've had fun poking fun at all the hype and nonsense around H1N1, if this is a true story it is quite scary!  Conspiracy theories abound... and there is much secrecy from WHO about the details of this new strain.  Mr C wonders if this is somehow connected with 2012 (just throwing my own conspiracy theory into the ring...)

UPDATE:  There is now news that this isn't a mutation of H1N1, but Mr C thinks there is alot of BS and covering up going on... normal H1N1 doesn't turn your lungs into black mush nor kill strong people..



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LOCAL DOG WENT INSANE PLAYING FARMVILLE



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There are three things that are going to get you through this day..Being able to laugh at the madness. Being able to smile when you want to curse someones ass out. And an occiasonial little old lady falling down a flight of stairs.......not getting hurt of course..




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Lady Gaga - Bad Romance: How to be outrageous and have fun in a video


Ra Ra, Ah Ah Aha! Rama, Rrra mana! Ga Ga, Oh La La! :) love it!

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Sarah Palin - proof that a famous Hillbilly can meet Oprah!


I'm sorry, but there is no way in hell that this woman should have ever made it up the ladder in politics... a plainer hillbilly in the making there NEVER was, even in Alaska!

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Monday, November 16, 2009

CHECKING ON YOU


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Get Sarah Palin's New Book "Going Rouge" AN AMERICAN WHORE

Due to the recent controversy regarding Sara Palin's new book, she has took the streets of NY in a vain attempt to get people to buy the book that most all the critics are saying is "Void of intelligence, and mostly made up fantasy". Book sales have since plummeted and Sara is at risk of losing everything.

Going "Rouge" sometimes does not pay. But sex does! You go Sara!




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Sunday, November 15, 2009

HELP KEEP CHRIST IN CHRISTMAS


I'm all for Facebook apps, fan pages, causes, and everything else in between. But there is one thing that really pisses me off! And it called the "Keep Christ in Christmas" cause on Facebook. I currently have 67 request to join this group!

The truth of the matter is, Almost all that send out this "cause" don't even know what they are doing. How in the hell can you keep Christ in Christmas when you are trampling people to death at Walmart to get a 99 cent DVD player from China?


It is amazing how people are so programmed to follow what everybody else is doing. Saying one thing, then doing another! Do people even realize it? Or are they just doing it because they are afraid that someone will call up Jesus and then they will lose their golden ticket only reserved for Walmart Shoppers?

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Would you rather watch a porno with your grand parents or be stuck/trapped for 14 hours on an elevator with Rosie O'Donnell ?

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The Boss bellowed "Hello, Ohio!" to his fans at the Auburn Hills Palace in Michigan.



The curse of Friday the 13th struck Bruce Springsteen in a most unusual way: it made the 60-year-old rock legend forget where he was. The Boss bellowed "Hello, Ohio!" to his fans at the Auburn Hills Palace in Michigan.

Springsteen referred to the neighboring state several times in the following 30 minutes until Kanye West appeared on stage and whispered in his ear....Your in Michigan bitch...Hennessy...

A visibly embarrassed Springsteen grinned and said such a mistake was "every front man's nightmare." The Detroit Free Press says Springsteen rocked the forgiving audience for nearly three hours Friday night with new and old hits including a complete performance of his album "Born to Run."

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NATURAL VIAGRA SOURCE UNCOVERED, TESTERS NEEDED!!

Due to a recent comment on my Viagra post, I went into research mode to discover if there was any truth to a natural Viagra. And it seems that some researchers seem to believe that Watermelon seeds do indeed act as a natural Viagra! WOW and yes you heard it here first! Im sure the drug company's will try and murder me for posting this, but oh well.


The natural ingredient in Watermelon seeds are very rich in an amino acid called citrulline, which relaxes and dilates blood vessels much like Viagra and other drugs. How could watermelon be a natural Viagra? The amino acid citrulline is converted into the amino acid . "This is a precursor for nitric oxide, and the nitric oxide will help in blood vessel dilation."

So, the burning question: How much watermelon does it take?  "That is a good question," Patil says. Unfortunately, "I don't have an answer for that."  He does know that a typical 4-ounce serving of watermelon (about 10 watermelon balls) has about 150 milligrams of citrulline. But he can't say how much citrulline is needed to have Viagra-like effects.

He's hopeful that someone will pick up on his research and study the fruit's effect on erections. Mr. C will get back to you all on this! I'm going to search for Watermelon seeds.


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