Saturday, November 28, 2009

The latest cheat on Farmville from Washington


Washington DC: In the newest saga that seems to unfold daily in Washington as they scramble to take more from the American people, the Obama Administration are now monitoring along with Facebook and Google to see just how much people play Farmville and other Social media games.

"If there is a way to get the taxes that are owed on the crops that millions of people are harvesting daily, we will find it." Hillary said There is just no reason that the American people can harvest so much, and have much money in Farmville that they cant pay us what is owed! WE ARE THE WASHINGTON ELITE! And we must survive at all cost.

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FARMVILLE CHEATS AND ADD ONS tips tricks and laughter! Farmville is taking over the world as we know it.


With the newest add on for Farmville (Reindeer) Im wondering what in the world is up with the development team at Zunga? I mean come on people! It's Christmas! When you get ready to harvest a reindeer nothing comes out! LOL! All it say's is "brush Reindeer?

Although the team may have good skills as far as the development of the game goes, they obliviously have never been around animals or even a farm for that matter. What Famrville needs is MR C! They need creativity in some of these new things!..

You could not even get within a foot of a reindeer! Let along brush the damn thing. LOL I advise them to change the CODE! When the reindeer is harvested......Let it crap out CHRISTMAS LIGHTS! Then offer huge Christmas trees so we can decorate them for the season!

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Man marries Virtual SLUT dominatrix from a game - a whole new meaning to online relationships

Man marries Virtual Girlfriend (Photo, Video) - A man with an online name SAL9000 has 'tied the knot' with his virtual girlfriend from a dating simulations game called 'Love Plus.'

The man reportedly fell in love with a virtual girl named Nene Anegasaki, one of the three available characters in Love Plus, and plans to hold a public wedding reception in Tokyo.

In the game she is billed as "Senpai at school and work." Senpai is roughly translated "mentor" in Japanese so we can determine that SAL9000 prefers a dominatrix. Nene Anegasaki is truly the perfect woman in every way. She only talks back when he plays Mommy, and is hot between the virtual sheets for the man who deserves it all.

The game has become known for turning its users into absolute fanatics.

Mr. C is in shock over this one....I can only imagine what the front of his keyboard looks like. LOL This is the ultimate craziness EVER! Marrying an online slut!

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Friday, November 27, 2009

Boycott the Olympics: Brazil is holding the AMAZON hostage and demands all other nations pay!

This is unreal.  If ever there was a nation of slimy trash, Brazil is at the top of the list.  The president recently made derogatory comments referring to all Northerners as "gringos", and said that if the rest of the world wants them to stop destroying the Amazon Rain Forest then it must pay.  Norway is already sending 1 Billion dollars!

Regardless of what rationale they use, they need to be forcibly removed and relocated to the Antarctic.  All of them.  Yes, Europe and the rest of the Northern hemisphere destroyed all their forests.  But it was a lesson learned, and no excuse for Brazil to do the same.  Plus, the entire globe now depends on the Amazon.  And these backwards throwbacks to the stone age would not be where they are now, if not for the technological advances that the northern hemisphere has shared with them.  And this is where the next olympics are held?  BOYCOT THE OLMPICS! Brazil does NOT deserve it.

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The Cure for Black Friday - Saving Your Money, Sanity, and Soul

Before you go out today and fight the masses (if you haven't already gone out for some midnight shopping...) consider shopping from the extreme comfort and safety of your own home.  Find a place with awesome prices-- you know Mr. C is a big fan of Amazon lol -- and from there you can comparison shop and take your time.



Plus, if you avoid places like Wal-Mart and the malls, you will be less likely to waste money on compulsive choices.  Stores design everything to try and take money from you-- why let them?

Shop online and buy only what you need or intend to buy.  You'll get some of the best prices and you won't have to deal with the madness and morons out in the real world :)

BLACK FRIDAY and BEYOND: Deals all week on Amazon

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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Cafe World Cheat exposed

I was moving things around in my cafe in Cafe World, and discovered that if you block off the serving trays from the customer tables, your waiter no longer has to waste time walking back and forth to serve and to clean plates!  I've put an example of what I did for you to see, below.

When a customer sits down, if there is anything to be served it now teleports to their spot. When they are finished, the empty plate vanishes almost immediately. You get your coins the same, and the customer turn-around speeds up tremendously! Just make sure you keep up with the dishes now :)



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Obama sells souls of all American citizens to Indian Manmohan Singh for 1 trillion rupies

In a bold move to solidify his pact and promise to India, the forever 3rd-world cess pool adept at fooling the world, President Obama has vowed the eternal souls of all US Citizens to be given to the Crown Indian Prince of Lies, Manomohan Singh also known as "Mah-Nah-Mah-Nah". At the stroke of midnight, 2010, the transfer has been scheduled to occur. In preparation of the transfer of American souls, all Americans will have mandatory sewage detail in New Delhi starting in 2 weeks.


At the state dinner held in honor of Ma-Nah-Ma-Nah, Obama declared it a great day that the US has finally openly admitted it has sold out to India.  The dinner was concluded with the ceremonious kissing of ass, as each politician in Washington bent down and kissed the blarney stone of Ma-Nah-Ma-Nah before departing.

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Adam Lambert opens as Chorus Girl / Drag Queen in Vegas!

There is gay, and then there is Adam Lambert... Perez Hilton is probably even laughing at this one. While it is all good to be yourself and stick to your guns, there is also this thing called having good taste which Mr. (or is it Miss) Lambert clearly lacks. Now that I think of it, both Hiltons and this wannabe have much in common!  This is NOT "glam" rock... this is just horrid taste.


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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

AMAZON GIFT CARDS



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FARMVILLE TRICKS AND TIPS! USE HAYSTACKS TO BLOCK AVATAR LOOKS FUNNY


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FARMVILLE SECRETS

Why does my avatar seem to walk through the hay bales and fences when I close him in?

Once you leave the screen or refresh the avatar goes to the default position on the screen, so before you start harvesting make sure that he or she is fully enclosed.

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FARMVILLE CHEATS - What is the higest level?


Level 70 I think from(aka 'World Fair Champ') is the highest level on Farmville right now. At Level 37, you become 'Clever Farmer' and all game content becomes available to you.


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IMAGES FROM OBAMAS STATE DINNER -

Washington (CNN) -- President Obama toasted a growing U.S. friendship with India at the first state dinner of his administration Tuesday, an evening of regal pageantry and symbolic politics in a tent on the White House South Lawn.

"To the future that beckons all of us," Obama said with glass raised toward his guest of honor, visiting Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. "Let us answer its call. Let the rest of the jobs that we didn't send to Mexico go to india!

The future is bright! Our slaves taxpayers are no longer able to support the lifestyles that we are entitled to here in the US! So fuck the American people! he stated.

LONG LIVE INDIA!  Obama yelled as he toasted with a glass of Jack and coke! For a youthful president who often draws comparisons to John F Kennedy, Obama reserved the glamor of his first White House state dinner for Prime Minister Manmohan Singh of India, in a bid to show his commitment keep the Washington commitment to the shitholes of the world sucking the life out of the American people!


While much of the glitz may appear to be for domestic consumption, Vice-President Joe Biden assured the self-effacing Singh that it was meant to show a commitment to India, that we will give you anything you want!
"You are the hottest ticket in town," Biden told him


President Barack Obama, in his dinner toast, said the setting conjured images of India, where special events are "often celebrated in the streets with piss and shit following down the sidewalks." Singh, in turn, told the president he was overwhelmed by the Obamas' RICHES and said the president's election last year had been an inspiration to millions of Indians who live in shacks! We want every job you can send us, he said.


The first lady sported a gold and cream strapless dress by Naeem Khan, an Indian-born US designer who has also made outfits for musical sensations Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce.

This is defiantly change we can believe in Mr. President. Millions of dollars wasted. What amazes me is the guest list! India BILLIONAIRES and the Hollywood Elite! The future that beckons us all is REAL CHANGE YO!

If this country is so GREAT then why do they still piss and shit in the street and have millions of homeless starving people! Is this what you would like to see America become? Interesting.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

ANOTHER FARMVILLE CHEAT EXPOSED

I have discovered another glitch. I use firefox. I’m not sure if this works with any other browsers. Buy a dairy barn. When you are gifted a cow, place the cow directly in the barn (not on your farm property).

The original cow is still in your gift box. You can continue placing the same cow in the barn indefinitely. Also, an adopted cow yields more harvest points. If you fill up your barn with adopted cows only, you make lots more when you collect the milk.

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THE US DEBT CLOCK! THE REASON YOU WORK

Uncle Sam says "Now get to work! We need more money!"

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TIPS FROM PLAYING FARMVILLE ON FACEBOOK

The Cherry trees, although pretty are pretty much worthless as far as coins and leveling.

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THE SHIT LIST

Ghost Shit
The kind of shit where you feel the shit come out, but there is no shit in the toilet.

Clean Shit
The kind of shit where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but when you wipe your ass there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Shit
The kind of shit where you wipe your ass so many times, and it feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper up your asshole so you will not ruin your underwear with a nasty shit stain.

2nd Wave Shit
This happens when you are done shitting, pulled up your pants to your waist, and you have to shit some more.

The Aftershock Shit
This shit has an odor so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.

The "Honeymoon's Over" Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.

The Groaner
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

The Floater
Characterized by its float ability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.

The Ranger
A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

The Phantom Shit
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

The Peek-A-Boo Shit
Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

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BLACK FRIDAY EARLY BIRD DEALS AT WALMART

Fun things to do at Walmart on Black Friday....Loosen the wheel on a display bicycle and then ride it through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” And then crash into a display....You can sue for MILLIONS


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HOW TO PUT THE BLACK IN BLACK FRIDAY

Test the fishing rods and see what if you can get the hook stuck in a little old lady's hair on the next isle.


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Monday, November 23, 2009

FARMVILLE CHEATS AND ADD ONS

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ZHU ZHU PETS IN STOCK ! | THE DAILY SCOOP OF STUPIDITY - SUPERDADSPEAKS ON YAHOO ANSWERS

ZHU ZHU PETS IN STOCK ! | THE DAILY SCOOP OF STUPIDITY - SUPERDADSPEAKS ON YAHOO ANSWERS

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THE BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS - YOUR FUTURE

A little deviation is always good especially when I am so consumed with how I can destroy my daughter's boyfriend. LOL

Just a couple thoughts on the newest articles in the news. Back Friday. Now if you have been following this blog, then most of you already know what an ass I am about retail and what it has done to America. Our world has gone to shit!

And if you think it hasn't, then you are just stupid- or you live a cave in Utah, which at the moment- is where I wish I was.

For the past two years, our government as well as the oil company's have mistaken us for fools! They raped us, then laughed in our faces as they sat back and counted their record profits. George W. Bush did the same thing. He sat back and laughed as we worked sometimes two jobs, lost our homes, lost our jobs, and lives in the desert waging a war for oil.

Thank God for the internet, as we now have access to all this information, that in years past was hidden from us.

I sign in this morning to check my messages , and what do I see on Yahoo? Black Friday comes early.

Who in hell is even thinking about shopping with everything that is happening right now? Are most Americans that freaking stupid? Do we really care about getting an LCD for 90 bucks?

Do you think that gas has suddenly came down because anyone in the government did anything? No! the gas is down for one reason AND ONE REASON ONLY. They want your money in their pockets on BLACK FRIDAY. Then the gas will go back up, it is a cycle people! Research gas prices last year during the holiday's! They did the same thing!

It is now the retail industry's turn to rape us, so they can sit back and count their money, as YOU sit at your table looking at all the credit card bills trying to figure out how you are going to pay them, and still feed your children. Folks the writing on the wall is plain and clear.

We have been a pawn for everyone else for to many years. Stay at home on Black Friday, cook up some food, turn on the tube, and watch them fret as they realize that the American people are not playing the game anymore.

Write a letter to the troops in the desert on BLACK FRIDAY. lets really make this a BLACK FRIDAY for them,(RETAIL) not us.

We hold the key in this country, It's all about money, money, money. The poor and the innocent suffer so someone can run out to buy the latest "thing" in this country. We say nothing, do nothing, and sit around and bitch about everything wrong. Do something about it on BLACK FRIDAY!

You cannot look to Barrack Obama to bring change to Washington alone, the change starts with you. We already have everything we need, if you really look at it.

The housing industry is in turmoil, the auto industry HAS CRASHED AND WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO BAIL THEM OUT? WE ARE! Food cost is the highest it has been in this country in like forever. And most Americans worry at night if they will have job the next day.

Open your eyes people, Do your friends and family a favor and tell them that you will not be accepting any gifts from anyone. And if they do shower you with gifts, tell them to include the receipt so you can return the product, take the money and stash it away!

Tell your children that you will be experiencing a different kind of Christmas this year. Holidays filled with fellowship, love, and happiness. "Things" are not needed for this.

Take that Black Friday money and make an extra car payment, or and extra house payment. Or better yet take that money and put it away for rainy days (as my granpa used to say) that will soon come to us.

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HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FROM 2009 ! STUPIDITY AT ITS BEST!



 

 

 

 


Folks, I absolutely love Halloween! Getting all deck out in your favorite costume and having a party! But there are exceptions! These pics are real. People in all their stupidity went out in public looking like this for Halloween! They are funny and almost unbelievable! But with that said! It is motivation! And the whole reason behind the greatest website ever! ISEESTUPIDPEOPLE!!!!

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YET ANOTHER FARMVILLE idea for making the game better! FARMVILLE CHEATS


Millions of people everyday play Farmville and we are all looking for the latest cheats to get to the top of Farmville! I would like to see Farmville improve on some things and here they are! What is a Farm with out a DOG? I mean hell they have nasty black cats! WE WANT A DOG!

And for all those grapes! We want a winery so every time we harvest we can store up enough grapes to harvest some gourmet wine to gift to our neighbors! And what in the hell is a farm without a stable for all all the horses? Join my fanpage today and tell them what we want from Farmville!

Would love to see a million plus members! FARMVILLE ROCKS!


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Sunday, November 22, 2009

Prepare to be GROSSED OUT! You'll never go outside again!

While traveling through the internets, I happened to come across a very disturbing show on animal planet, of all places! After seeing some of these nasties that attack our bodies, I'm amazed that these things are still problems in our "modern" world! This has got to be some of the grossest stuff I've ever seen-- and I've seen a lot!

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Is India 50 years behind the rest of the world?


I was trying to think of a funny way to put this, but it's really not. It is a reflection of the culture that is 2nd next to China in affecting our economy, and is another example of how they are socially behind any other civilized nation by decades... they hide their heads in the sand during eclipses, worship cows, don't have running water, and yet have nuclear weapons and can take our jobs? Oh wait, that's so stupid it's actually funny! Take this recent example of their advanced culture, where 2 airline pilots, Apu Sriviniankupaulramidiptesh and Ramalamadingdong, decided to fight with the rest of the crew and left nobody in the cockpit! Catch the story here.

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Steven Tyler - Dude really does look like an old lady!



Dude looks like a lady! Less than one week after falling off the stage during a performance in South Dakota, injuring his head, neck, and shoulder, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler, 61, is spotted with actor Chuck Slavin at Pembroke Center Liquors, in Pembroke, Mass.
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Bold new look for revealed for Sarah Palin on Oprah

During her last appearance on Oprah, Sarah Palin revealed her bold new look. Looks like she is pulling out all the stops to try and appeal to as many different segments as possible for her future presidential run. God help us all if this nutjob makes it to the white house! Hopefully Hilary will put a stop to her shenanigans long before she gets any headwind and wastes our time trying to run!

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Johnny Depp Sexiest Man Alive? Is every other man just that nasty?

Mr. C just wants to know who the blind person was that decided this. Granted beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but at least some part of being declared the "sexiest" anything alive should include some link to how someone looks. This looks more like a strung-out steam-punk lesbian than a man!

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