Saturday, December 5, 2009

FARMVILLE CHRISTMAS PHOTOS - TIPS AND TRICKS


With the Christmas trees they get full frown after 60 presents and then you cant accept any more presents. What a load of shit! We should be able to collect as many Christmas Trees as we like! But the photos are pretty!

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STUPID FACEBOOK PHOTOS


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FARMVILLE CHRISTMAS PHOTOS tips and tricks!

The more presents you get the better off you are! The fun thing is that you cant open any of them until December 24! I will be sitting on my computer on Christmas Eve getting ready to open all my Christmas presents just like when I was a kid! How crazy is that! FARMVILLE ROCKS! ADD ME PLEASE!


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STATUS MESSAGES FOR FACEBOOK and TWITTER - just ripped his arse hole open with a record breaking turd.

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STUPID DUMBSHIT LAWS THAT ARE ON THE BOOKS In Youngstown, You may not run out of gas.


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STATUS MESSAGES FOR FACEBOOK and TWITTER - says I just wish my mouth had a backspace key


says I just wish my mouth had a backspace key

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STUPID DUMBSHIT LAWS THAT ARE ON THE BOOKS In New Orleans, Fire Code outlaws the cursing of firefighters while they are in the performance of thier duties

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STATUS MESSAGES FOR FACEBOOK and TWITTER - is running with scissors!




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STATUS MESSAGES FOR FACEBOOK and TWITTER - say we practice our skills in bed with gummy bear sex first..

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STATUS MESSAGES FOR FACEBOOK and TWITTER - is hiding porn before her gf comes home


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STATUS MESSAGES FOR FACEBOOK and TWITTER - is looking at you naked (mood: disappointed)

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FUNNY STATUS MESSAGES FOR FACEBOOK - does not want to be bothered today...just tell everyone I'm hiking on the Appalachian Trail.

does not want to be bothered today...just tell everyone I'm hiking on the Appalachian Trail.

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The good thing about Alzheimer is that you meet new people every day.

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STUPID DUMBSHIT LAWS THAT ARE ON THE BOOKS A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.


This law is on the books in NEW YORK STATE! I think it may be time to repeal such bullshit! Have anyone seen the "HOOK UP" links on Cragslist for NEW YORK? It is a whore bath! MEN and WOMEN!

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A huge collection of status updates for your facebook, twitter, or myspace profiles - ıs pısdɐʇɔɥıuƃ ɥıs ƃɐuƃ oɟ ɟlʎıuƃ ɯouʞǝʎs˙sɐʎs "ʇɹnʇɥ ɥnɹʇs˙ ɯɐʎqǝ uoʇ ɐs ɯnɔɥ ɐs ɾnɯdıuƃ ou ɐ qıɔʎɔlǝ ʍıʇɥ ɐ sǝɐʇ ɯıssıuƃ' qnʇ ıʇ ɥnɹʇs˙"

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UPSIDE DOWN TEXT - FREE TO USE! sɐʎs ıɟ ʎon ʇɹʎ ɐup pou,ʇ snɔɔǝǝp' ɔɥǝɐʇ˙ ɹǝdǝɐʇ nuʇıl ɔɐnƃɥʇ˙ ʇɥǝu lıǝ

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FARMVILLE advice tips and tricks FOR FACEBBOK - CHRISTMAS TREES


At last the Christmas Trees have arrived in Farmville! What a joy huh! Well the lowdown is that the more gifts you recieve then the more your tree grows! It helps to have alot of neighbors to get the full effect of the Christmas season! So Add me! I will accept any friend request on Facebook for Farmville! Farmville ROCKS!

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Friday, December 4, 2009

FARMVILLE CHRISTMAS PHOTOS!


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ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

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when someone knocks you down you get up and brush yourself off ...

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Don't Get Stuck!! You are not the only one going through what you are going through. Don't let "Pity" become your best friend! Leave your "Pity Party", and begin to see the good in it and remember that the Lord will never give you anything you cannot handle! Become an overcomer!

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Is enjoying the best cup of coffee she has had all week!

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Sources say mutiple sex tapes of Tiger have been leaked and are about to hit the internet. Look out for the video entitled "Tiger's Woods"

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Next time I see Tiger at Perkins I am not going to pretend I don't "know " him... I am going to slap the crap out of him! #Tiger Woods

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When possible, make a u-turn.

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Natosha - Tiger is the flavor of the month. It will be interesting to see who knocks him off his perch. This is no different than O.J, Mike Tyson, Michael Jackson, Barry Bonds, A Rod and the list goes on and on and on....

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I'm in no way advocating what Tiger did but I think the media is going way over board with this story. It amazes me how the same people that put Tiger on a pedestal are the same ones that are now trying to tear him down. Tiger has made some major mistakes in judgment that goes without saying but we need to stop acting ...

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Note to self: NEVER eat a buffalo chicken salad within 4 hrs of bedtime again cuz it gives you strange dreams!!! What dreams? CRAZY ones with Chuck Norris chasing werewolves on the high seas. OH NO!!! Nancy and Dennis tournament fish on oceans! If you guys see Chuck Norris, run like the wind cuz a werewolf attack h...

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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Farmvville is totally out of control now....Although they look good! TOY SOLIDERS is NOT what one is supposed to have on a Farm! Unless you are in the barn playing kid games in the hay

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I do take thee, Facebook and Twitter updates, Groom creates viral storm tweeting from altar during wedding ceremony

Facebook, I think is the greatest discovery since the Hershey's candy bar! This guy updated his statuses on Facbook and Twitter during his wedding ceremony. UGH

Facebook and Twitter are going to absolutely change the world as we know it! I can only imagine what the future will hold for US and these sites.

With that said - Somethings should be left off FACEBOOK! like your marriage vows STUPID.

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FARMVILLE advice tips and tricks FOR FACEBBOK - TOY SOLIDERS


Although I love Farmville, they have gotten a little crazy with the seasons gifts! Comon people TOY SOLDIERS? What in the Christ is this about? Farmville used to be a little realistic, but they have had a couple brain Farts the bigger they get.

There is absolutely nothing I have ever seen on a FARM that has anything to do with TOYsoliders. The only thing you can do with them, is sell them!

HELLO FARMVILLE! ITS CHRISTMAS! you have a thousand other trees, so why no Christmas tree? Could the Indians not write a freaking code for a Christmas Tree? Get with the program (no pun intended) FARMVILLE.

Mr C should be consulted before you do anything else with FARMVILLE.

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VAMPIRE WARS FOR FACEBOOK, CHEATS AND TRICKS, ‘You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours’

OK, if you play Vampire wars it is very important to add as many clan members as you can. Vampire Wars has a little function called "Judgment" And From me playing so much I can see that alot of people do really don't know what it means. When you judge another vampire they get free ENERGY, RAGE refills.

In return they judge you back and we all get to play longer.So stop being stupid and judge as many Vampires as you can, and hope they do the same thing for you. :)

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Add me on Facebook for Vampire Wars and Farmville! My two favorite games!

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Reasons Why Using Twitter, Facebook, and Blogging Will Boost Your Happiness.

1.Allows you to pursue your passion even if only in your imagination. A key to a happier life is to have fun – people who regularly have fun are twenty times as likely to feel happy. As Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi noted in Creativity: “When something strikes a spark of interest, follow it.”

2.Can get you laughing. If you follow some people who are very funny, you can count on getting a little mood boost when you need it. Reading 140 characters takes just a few seconds, but it's enough to re-direct your mood.

3.Lets you help other people. Do good, feel good. If you have friends who own stores or restaurants, who write books or articles, who perform music, who advocate for a cause, or otherwise want to direct attention someplace – or if you want to help strangers who are doing these things.

4.Lets you share those funny little observations that float through your head. Some people scoff at Twitter, saying “I don’t want to read about what other people eat for breakfast.” Well, it’s true, people post too much about their airport travails – but in fact, it’s very amusing to read people’s comments on their everyday lives. And it’s even more amusing to think of your OWN comments!

In the same way that carrying a camera sharpens your eye, knowing that you can communicate your clever aperçus makes you more observant and wittier.

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How to Avoid Embarrassing Yourself on Facebook.com

Is it OK to de-friend someone? Say you've been too generous with your friending policy, and a gaggle of strangers is now hogging your News Feed. You too can launch a Great Facebook Purge.

The beauty of this is that no headline or notification pops up in your ex-friend's inbox announcing, "You've suffered a humiliating rejection at the hands of _________." It's all very stealthy, thus making it the perfect way to deal with promiscuous frienders.

But what if your so-called friend scans through their friend list and notices that you've gone missing? First off, anyone who is policing their Facebook account this rigorously is morbidly obsessed and thus best kept at arm's length.

If she confronts you about it, the best strategy is to plead ignorance: Perhaps the site's massive growth has led to some unexpected technical difficulties? Re-friend, then wait at least six months before trying another de-friending.

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Do you realize that by reading this message you've just wasted 14 seconds of your life?

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A huge collection of status updates for your facebook, twitter, or myspace profiles - ıs pısdɐʇɔɥıuƃ ɥıs ƃɐuƃ oɟ ɟlʎıuƃ ɯouʞǝʎs˙

"You have just received the Amish computer virus. Since, the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor systems. Please delete all of the files from your computer. Thank you. "

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Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!

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is dispatching her gang of flying monkeys.

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says You know that the country is in recession when erotic stores are going bankrupt

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says just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes' eyes bulge and causes them to swim in a very amusing manner.

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is on her way to rob the bank

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ıɟ ʎon ɔɐu sɯılǝ ʍɥǝu ʇɥıuƃs ƃo ʍɹouƃ' ʎon ɥɐʌǝ soɯǝouǝ ıu ɯıup ʇo qlɐɯǝ˙

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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

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Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.

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"We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus"

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"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."-

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Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow"

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IM WITH STUPID


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WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER LEAVE CHILDREN UNATTENDED AT AMUSEMENT PARKS


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is laughing at old ladies getting hit by Frisbees

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Name your NETWORK---Connect for identity theft

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is made of small parts and may not be suitable for young children

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is gathering rocks to throw at you
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

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When you come to a fork in the road, take it!

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How to Avoid Embarrassing Yourself on Facebook.com

Remember your friends, siblings, parents, and even grandparents can see everything you put on your's and someone else's wall. Every time you create a status update, all your friends are alerted and can see just what you said. I'm sure you don't want your parents to know about the marijuana incident the night before, right?

Make sure any private messages, cursing and slang (if you come from a super-proper home), and revealing messages are sent through email, not as status updates or comments.

One thing about Facebook versus face-to-face communication, is users have a tendency to save information they find entertaining. So you posed for a funny photo, or made a humorous status update.

Five years from now all of that can be re-entered into cyberspace. What if your actually trying to be taken serious by then? You probably don't want photos of you smashing beer cans into your head to be circulating around Facebook.

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poǝsu,ʇ ʍoɹɹʎ ɐqonʇ ʍɥɐʇ dǝodlǝ ʇɥıuʞ˙ ʇɥǝʎ pou,ʇ po ıʇ ʌǝɹʎ oɟʇǝu˙

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says I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to F off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!


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saw Mike Tyson at the airport, I thought about going over to talk to him but I was concerned she would just take an earful and then leave......

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ɯʎ ɯoʇɥǝɹ ʇɹıǝp ʇo ʞıll ɯǝ ʍɥǝu ı ʍɐs ɐ qɐqʎ˙ sɥǝ pǝuıǝp ıʇ˙ sɥǝ sɐıp sɥǝ ʇɥonƃɥʇ ʇɥǝ dlɐsʇıɔ qɐƃ ʍonlp ʞǝǝd ɯǝ ɟɹǝsɥ˙

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My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.

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says Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself

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