Saturday, December 26, 2009

Woman held in Hawaii after Michelle Obama threat ONE REASON...

Mr. C thinks that if you are a drunk whore then one rule to follow is NOT to use the phone to call the Secret Service and threaten to kill the first lady! LOL

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THE THREAT TO KILL THE FIRST LADY

Crazy Twitter update status messages

"IM AS BUSY AS A CUCUMBER IN A WOMAN'S prison"

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HOW DO I ACCEPT CHRISTMAS GIFTS IN FARMVILLE FOR FACEBOOK "I cant find my gifts"

Just in case you did not know how to accept the Christmas gifts in Farmville - CLICK THE CHRISTMAS TREE and then the LOOK INSIDE BUTTON. Then you can accept the gifts, but you have to sell or use them when your gift box gets up to 30 gifts.

Also the gifting process will continue until Jan 7,2010. So keep the gifts coming...

On another note- www.iseestupidpeople.net  WILL not post any LINKS left in the comment box that even look like SPAM- Folks, I'm not STUPID...So why YOU (and you know who you are) keep leaving comments in my in box wanting to sell your fake shit, or steal some cash in the ONLINE Casino's is beyond me!

If you have something to SAY, then type away. Otherwise keep that spam shit out of my in-box----I will publish EVERY comment left, BUT only if it is involving STUPIDITY! 

YOU ARE STUPID!
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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

FREE MP3 downloads, there are things that are FREE

In case you didn't know it already, there are some things in life that are FREE! Amazon.com gives away FREE MP3's everyday! Hundreds of FREE songs for you to download for your music collection!

And yes they do work with Itunes and the IPOD!

The MP3's also work on standard MP3 players and that cheap shit most people are buying from China. Merry Christmas peeps! It has been a great year of laughs on iseestupidpeople. Enjoy the FREE music!

FREE MUSIC    <------------------------- Hello? Click the link for your free music!

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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

WORD OF WISDOM for the 2010: Do everything that YOU can DO- And DO IT NOW! You can always look back and say "Shit I shouldn't have done that" JUST DO IT:)

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Monday, December 21, 2009

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Traumatic Christmas Presents: Stripper Pole Dance Kits

Piano lessons and ballet not good enough for your girl?  Ghetto Barbie not cutting it, or just not enough role models in her life?  Then this is just what she needs!  Yet another wonderful product from China, which promises "Style." "Interesting." "Music." "Flash." "Up and Down." "Go Round and Round."  It might also say "Me Love You Long Time!" 

This is a great gift!  In case you haven't noticed, pole-dancing has become mainstream. Miley Cyrus' performance on the Teen Choice Awards on August 10th, which may have involved a similar pole, generated a lot of controversy.  Maybe daddy got her one of these as a kid?

And if mommy wants to get into the act, there is also a present for her:
Peekaboo Pole Dancing Stripper Pole - Complete Package


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A White-House Christmas vs. YOUR Christmas

According to the Obamas, they wanted to "ensure a frugal and environmentally friendly holiday season" this year at the White House.  So what does that mean?

A Washington Christmas Season:  50,000 guests, 28 parties and open houses, a couple hundred thousand holiday cards and untold quantities of cookies, cakes, brownies, truffles and the like to feed the Obamas' holiday throng (those are all true statistics, paid for with your tax dollars).

Your Christmas Season:  Frantic searching for Zhu-Zhu pets, dealing with crowds and miserable shoppers.  Just one "party", and lucky if all of the family shows up, let alone behaving civil toward one another.  Any kind of "party" atmosphere would be from all the alcohol consumed by your Baptist Mother-in-Law and kegs of beer
consumed by all the gents in front of the television watching bowl games.  If you are lucky, there is a fine spread of cookies and special brownies for all to enjoy.  "Santa" passes out or pukes all over your rug.


A White House Christmas:  Starting in October, pastry chef Bill Yosses' team was plotting strategy and going over drawings for this year's gingerbread house — a 390-pound behemoth whose construction required the use of a band saw.  This year's 56-inch-by-29-inch re-creation of the White House was 140 pounds of gingerbread coated with 250 pounds of white chocolate.


Your Christmas:  Starting 2 days before Christmas, YOU frantically figure out what is in your budget and how much you will need to feed family that drops by.  Gingerbread house? Are you for real?

A White House Christmas:  This year's theme is "reflect, rejoice, renew," which is embroidered on the blue ribbons used to hang ornaments.

Your Christmas:  The theme never changes, and is "How the Hell will I pay for any of this?"

http://www.christmasatthewhitehouse.com

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NC General Assembly passes Smoking Law forcing all to smoke, to protect against dangerous 2nd-hand smoke!

On January 2, 2010 nearly all restaurants, bars, and lodging facilities in Forsyth County will be affected by the passing of House Bill 2 by the N.C. General Assembly, which is designed to remove all exposure to 2nd-hand smoke.

According to the press releases, in 2006 the United States Surgeon General reported that there is no risk-free level of exposure to secondhand smoke.”  This means that breathing in even a small amount of smoke from someone else's cigarette, cigar or pipe could be harmful to you, but breathing your own smoke is OK!  The new law will protect people from the harm cased by secondhand smoke by requiring all citizens to take up smoking.  This will prevent exposure to the dangers of 2nd-hand smoke!


Governor Purdue has re-instated the "Joe Camel is Cool" campaign in an effort to start kids early to protect them from the awful dangers of 2nd hand smoke, and has also provided tax incentives for Marlboro and Warner Brothers to market "Tweety Marlboro Kids" cigarettes. 

Wal-Mart has joined in the fray by selling "1st-hand Smoke" masks which fill the mask with a heavy nicotine vapor and prevent exposure to 2nd-hand smoke.  Governor Purdue has also re-allocated what funds are left in the educational pool, to provide the "Jump Start" program which provides teething rings and other infant products that are injected with nicotine.

Wasting tax dollars to protect .01% of the population, or what moron believes breathing 2nd-hand smoke is worse than breathing automobile exhaust or smoking your own cigarette?



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Sunday, December 20, 2009

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