Saturday, January 2, 2010

Intresting Facebook status messages - I was bored so I went to Walmart, Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while, then yelled very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here! boy was that employee freaked out!!!

Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty Collector's Edition

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Funny status messages found on Facebook - says that babies are a form of STD's

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TIGER WOODS detained after stolen plane crashes by runway at Frederick airport

A single-engine Piper PA-18-150 was found on a runway leaned forward on its nose. Police later learned the plane was removed from a hangar at the airport without the owner's authorization.

A witness reported seeing the occupant of the plane, later identified as Cheetah Woods also know as TIGER, 41, of no fixed address, run away from the aircraft toward a nearby tree line and the Monocacy River after crashing the plane into a grassy area near one of the runways, police said.


Florida State Police and Frederick Police officers initiated a search of the area. Maryland State Police helicopter Trooper 3 also aided in the search. Tracks were found in the snow and Cheetah was located near a barn at about 3:20 a.m. and taken into custody along with at least one backpack of golf-balls.

Details are still sketchy, but it is rumored that Cheetah was caught necking with a crack-whore by his wife, who has been following him since the last crash. Cheetah was so terrified that he ran from his SUV and attempted to high jack the airplane to get away from her.

The unidentified crack-whore was later found in a ditch with several bruises on her head and face that look like a 9 iron....Mr. C thinks that some people never learn.....poor Tiger

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Thursday, December 31, 2009

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I hear that WALMART is installing traffic lights and turn signals on the buggies due to the traffic congestion and cart crashes in the stores....254 DWI's last year at WALMART.

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THE SHIT LIST | THE DAILY SCOOP OF STUPIDITY- STUPID FACEBOOK STATUS MESSAGES

THE SHIT LIST | THE DAILY SCOOP OF STUPIDITY- STUPID FACEBOOK STATUS MESSAGES

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CANT HANDLE THE HEAT, STAY OUT OF THE FIRE | THE DAILY SCOOP OF STUPIDITY- STUPID FACEBOOK STATUS MESSAGES

CANT HANDLE THE HEAT, STAY OUT OF THE FIRE | THE DAILY SCOOP OF STUPIDITY- STUPID FACEBOOK STATUS MESSAGES

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OBAMA PREPARES FOR ANTHRAX ATTACKS IN 2010


Folks this story is REAL. WASHINGTON - If the nation ever faces a large-scale attack by a biological weapon like anthrax, the U.S. Postal Service will be in charge of delivering whatever drugs and other medical aid Americans would need to survive.

In an executive order released Wednesday, President Barack Obama put the Postal Service in charge of dispensing "medical countermeasures" to biological weapons because of its "capacity for rapid residential delivery."

Mr, C wonders what will happen when they start screwing up the delivery's? They cant even get the mail right? This is amazing! Is the post man the "Black horse" of the Apocalypse? Who is hell sits around and thinks up shit like this? Delivery? LMAO! What a joke!

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FACEBOOK QUESTION OF THE WEEK

You get a request from a high school friend. Back then THEY where really mean to you and made your life a living hell everyday. You where skinny and considered UGLY by all. NOW you are a model with a body to die for, and enough money to do whatever you want.

Your friend on the other hand is now FAT, UGLY, and tied down with a dozen kids, lives in a trailer, and her husband is a drunk. What do you do? Seek revenge by adding her just so she can see what a BITCH karma is? OR do you add her and WRITE something nasty on her wall?

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Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Facebook fugitive taunts British police STUPID ASS OF THE WEEK


LONDON - An escaped British prisoner is taunting police and attracting a growing Internet fan base from his Facebook profile. Read story.

When this stupid-ass is caught...He wont be smiling in Prison....LMAO!

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Drunk Senators debate healthcare on the senate floor - go figure


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Which was the wackiest celeb moment of 2009?

Go here to cast your vote, or submit your own!  See prime examples of how some celebrities are completely insane by visiting here.

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GPS Phones - paid for by TAXpayer funds - Help Illegal Border Crossers find Water


I'm sorry but this is as stupid as it is wrong. And why are taxpayer funds being used to pay for this? Only in America...

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Insane Nancy Pelosi - gives 1-5 years jail time and up to $250,000 fine if you don't get health insurance!!!

Ms. Pelosi celebrated her moral victory by using her taxpayer subsidies to get free botox injections.  And she celebrated bigtime (she needed it anyway) since the penalties for not getting health insurance are extreme!

Within the bill, Section 7203 has it that failure to have health insurance is punishable by a fine of up to $25,000 and/or imprisonment of up to one year!!! And Section 7201 makes willful evasion of getting health insurance a FELONY, punishable by a fine of up to $250,000 and/or imprisonment of five years!!! Is anyone aware of this COMPLETE BULLSHIT!

I'm sorry but this beyatch and all those completely INSANE despots in washington have once again taken things too far. AND the American sheeple will roll over and do nothing about it.

It has been PROVEN that 66% of Americans do NOT approve of the healthcare bill they passed. It is a FACT that people do not have their own health insurance because they CANNOT afford it now. It is also a FACT that the prices of health insurance will only go UP once this stupid law goes into effect.

It is also a FACT that every major player in the healthcare and pharmaceutical industries were in charge of writing up this legistlation, and lobbying groups spent RECORD amounts getting their wishes put into effect.

If you have employer-provided healthcare and think none of this healthcare-bill crap affects you?  Think again... you will likely be hit with a 40% increase in your taxes if your health plan costs more than a certain amount!  This is a built-in mechanism to "persuade" you to reduce the amount of healthcare you or your family use!  Read about this bit of bullshit here.

Where is Superman when we need him? Apparently only a superhero is able to destroy the obvious corruption imbedded within every single politician in washington!  We need a Superman to put ALL of congress into the dimensional mirror prison and hurl it into space, preferably toward the nearest black hole.

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Tuesday, December 29, 2009

States eye marijuana reform - POT WILL SAVE US ALL!

OLYMPIA, Washington - Washington is one of four states where measures to legalize and regulate marijuana have been introduced, and about two dozen other states are considering bills ranging from medical marijuana to decriminalizing possession of small amounts of the herb.

Mr. C wonders what they will think of next to get us ADDICTED for the sole purpose of keeping the $$$$$$$ flowing! It's amazing to think that NOW they want to legalize it to save our asses from what WASHINGTON has done to this country! Amazing! And the stupidity keeps rolling on!

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Monday, December 28, 2009

GET YOURS TODAY! STUPID GIFTS THAT ARE ACTUALLY ON SALE! SHIT IN A CAN

Liquid Ass 1 Ounce Bottle Spray Mist
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GET YOURS TODAY! STUPID GIFTS THAT ARE ACTUALLY ON SALE! SHIT IN A CAN

Insta Poop Turd in a Can

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Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my crotch.

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ADD ME FARMVILLE VAMPIRE WARS AND OTHER FACEBOOK APPS

Just leave your profile ID in the comment box and we ALL can add each other!


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FARMVILLE CHRISTMAS TREE CHEAT DISCOVERED

Ok make sure your gift box is empty. Click the Christmas tree and look inside. Once the screen pops up and you see the presents (for instance it will say that you have 10 pink presents) start clicking ALL ten presents (Do it quickly) And all the presents will open at one time! SAVES alot of time!


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ONLY THE BEST FACEBOOK STATUE UPDATES! BOOKMARK! FREE TO USE!

Jesus is on Twitter, but unfortunately he's only got twelve followers.

Santa must be a man. No woman would be caught dead wearing the same clothes every Christmas!

Caught the chills while peeing.......thank goodness my wife bought these decorative bath towels.

Is wondering why you're reading this.

Is sexually assaulting your grandma

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Woman Kills Thug, Then Flees on Subway with morning coffee and IPOD intack!

A woman who was harassed by a group of up to eight thugs as she tried to get to the subway stabbed one of them to death before fleeing on the F train, according to published reports.

Ok, This lady ROCKS! Sometimes you just cant mess with smart people! Ok, I had my morning coffee, read the newspaper, now let me kill a thug! Shit did I get blood on this pantsuit? Can't be late for work! And they didn't even get the IPOD!

They should rename the route, the DFWM train (Don't fuck with me)


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Teacher seen having sex in video; district tells parents to destroy the disk


Just imagine getting a phone call from your child's district leaders telling you to just destroy the sex tape that your child's teacher sent home! What a crock of SHIT!

It would go something like this - "Yeah I'm sorry but Sally's teacher accidentally sent home a DVD with the entire class, but the problem is it contained scene's of Ms. Hilton being a drunk whore and screwing her brains out on the couch! DON'T NOT WATCH IT, JUST DESTROY IT AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OK....

Hello STUPID? Fire the teacher - and instead of destroying the TAPE, watch it very close, ITS PROBABLY A STUDENT? Oh wait, It might be the DISTRICT SUPERINTENDENT?

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The Roman Calothic Church has spoken! God's plan for STEALING

A British priest has caused an outrage by encouraging people to shoplift to feed their families.

Tim Jones reportedly told his congregation that it’s okay to steal sometimes as long as people do it at large national chain stores rather than small family businesses.

Mr. C thinks that this priest is stupid. Does this priest not realize how greedy people are? Stealing only out of necessity? but only at places like Walmart? Some folks would need a u haul to support the food intake that they require.

I have never read anywhere that GOD condoned STEALING? If this is the case then I guess it would be ok for us all to have 10 concubines to one man? Watch out Walmart! Feeding 10 drunk whores can get expensive!

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Sunday, December 27, 2009

#1 Returned Christmas Gift at Wal-Mart

Wal-Mart has been swamped by all the rednecks swarming the stores, complaining and attempting to return the Super CockBlock sets given as gifts this year. Go Figure :)


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Yahoo Answers - I attend church with many people I really care about one of them stinks all the time how should I tell her?



Mr. C thinks that GOD does not like stinky people sitting in the church. Tell this lady that you need to talk to her in private, and walk up to the Baptismal and push that bitch in. Throw in a bar of soap and run like hell.
"THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT"

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Can someone help me become pretty as Miley!I AM FREAKIN SUICIDAL!


Mr C answers: Why in the hell would you want to look like Miley Cyrus to the point of being suicidal? I am a huge fan of Cher among others, but that does not mean that I want to look like her! You have stepped over the line here with this stupid ass question. Did you think that Miley was going to see your question and answer you back personally?


Miley Cyrus has FAKE teeth and millions to get whatever done that she wants do. When she is thirty she will have so many spare body parts that even Satan's dog would not eat them. So shut the hell up with this suicide shit and get a life. What a DOUCHE!

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FACEBOOK STATUS QUOTES SURE TO GET LAUGHS

Feel free us post on your own profile and add yours!

"just said "no" to Kanye and Serena's FB friend requests".

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