Saturday, January 30, 2010

Facebook status messages that will indeed get some people laughing! Repost what you like, or leave your own!

according to the 6 y/o: Daddys go to the bathroom standing up because they have a different type of vaginas....ones that hang.

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Very Intresting and funny Facebook Status message! Oh the things people will say! Repost anything you like!

Avatar (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo) [Blu-ray]

I was at a cash machine when an old lady walked up and asked me to help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.

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I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people............

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Very Funny Facebook Status message! A huge collection, look around and use what you like!

 is riding ponies outside Wal-Mart. . .I need quarters

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Friday, January 29, 2010

The Greatest JERRY Spinger moment in the HISTORY of Stupidity! Please turn the volume up to get the full effect!



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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Win the Lottery, Get Drunk, then get killed.

Man I would say that this lady was really having a bad day. What are the odds of winning the lottery, hosting a party at a local bar, getting drunk, and then get plowed over by a car walking out of the bar? Very sad news, but true.

Win the Lottery, Get Drunk, then get killed. Interesting combination.

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Valentines Day Ideas for your man!


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TIGER WOODS GETTING SEXUAL HEALING IN MISSISSIPPI SOUTHERN BAPTIST REHAB CLINIC!

According to several sources, golfer has entered a rehab facility in for "sexual compulsion" and alleged usage of of Vicodin and Ambien. Who in the hell goes to Mississippi of all places for sexual healing? Could it have something to do with the Bible Belt? Oh yeah that's it! The Southern Baptist are reprogramming Tiger!

The story is really funny because I'm wondering what do they actually do in a Southern Baptist Sexual Rehab clinic? Is there some medication that will stop the recurring thoughts of "drunk whores" in his mind? I mean there was like 10 possibly more that he banged with his golf set, or is is just a ploy to let all his FANS know that he is healed in order to keep the millions of $$$ flowing?

I heard through a source (Perez Hilton) that they have him in 24 hour lock up with his hands tied behind his back reciting Bible Verses.

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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Obama's test: Win back a nation's confidence


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Getting Farmville Gifts! Show your Farmville Pride!

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If EVERYONE in America turned the TV OFF when the State of the Union came on tonight, it would send a clear message to the "Elite" that we are ALL sick and tired of the crap and that we want a government that is FOR THE PEOPLE. Billions would be lost! Repost and DO IT.

Feds ban commercial drivers from playing Farmville

WASHINGTON - The Transportation Department said Tuesday it is prohibiting truck and bus drivers from playing Farmville on hand-held devices while operating commercial vehicles.

The prohibition, which applies to drivers of interstate buses and trucks over 10,000 pounds, is effective immediately, the department said in a statement. Truck and bus drivers who violate this law may be subject to civil or criminal penalties of up to $2,750... millions of truck and bus drivers are threatening to strike and destroy the rest of the economy if this law is not repealed!

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This is news? MSNBC reports Americans are fed up with Washington (DUH!)


This just goes to show that news agencies in America, which are nothing but spin machines for things that companies and our government want us to see and hear, are stupid.  They are just now saying that Americans are extremely upset with politicians in general.  Where they hell have they been the last decade or so?  It took the loss of that fat, womanizing, rich drunk bastard's longtime democratic seat to a republican, for this to suddenly become news???  Time to join that new Liberty Party!

It's about time that it is common knowledge that Americans hate congress-- now we just have to get it out into the air, how much Congress hates middle-class America!  It's a marriage made in heaven!

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Obama's State of the Union Address - leaked early by disgruntled aide!

The technician behind Obama's teleprompter speeches has released a tell-all book which reveals that all his speeches are actually being fed to his teleprompter by the green man behind the curtain from the Land of Oz!

He admits that the entire speech tonight will be nothing but an entire smokescreen designed to placate the American sheepeople.  It will be full of grandiose-sounding fanfare and rhetoric, but the end result will be that politicians in Washington will still be making millions along with their corporate buddies. 

You really don't need to waste your time listening to it-- it's just like all the speeches given before and you'll get more from reading the ingredients label on a bag of potato chips.




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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Carolina's lieutenant governor, Andre Bauer: right idea, wrong wording

OK, going to get a little serious here for a second... Known for putting his foot in his mouth for speaking his mind... Andre Bauer has created another controversy by saying the following facts: "My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You're facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don't think too much further than that. And so what you've got to do is you've got to curtail that type of behavior. They don't know any better."

He was perhaps not tactful, but equally truthful.  A rarity for a politician!  One of the BIGGEST problems of this country, like it or not, are the drains on our system by people who get on public assistance and NEVER get off it. These systems were designed decades ago to help people out only temporarily-- not for life. Trouble is, when more and more and more people are on them, WHO IS LEFT TO PAY?   You and me.


Now before you go and get all huffy-- consider that 1 in 4 kids are getting food stamps.  25% of the money used to feed your kids is going to someone else's kid.  Think about that.  And a recent study determined that more than half of all kids will someday be on foodstamps.


Of course this guy is getting roasted for putting it the way he did, but hey it's the truth. His critics are basically saying that it's OK for people to be on welfare all their lives, and kick out as many kids as they can. Most sane, middle-class families know that is wrong. Too bad our leader's don't!

I am not against tempoarily helping people get back on their feet (and getting back to work), but U.S. welfare was designed to enslave people, not empower them.  That has been a popular notion for quite some time.  So who are these new idiots who disagree with that?  If it is such a positive thing, why are more people on it permanently year after year?

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Obama and Congress target the middle class (again)


Previewing key elements of his State of the Union address, President Barack Obama is announced a series of initiatives aimed at calming some of the fears Americans have about struggling. This initiative has been dubbed the "Blood War" and involves Obama and all of congress shedding their human costumes, and openly showing their blood-sucking nature as vampires for blood and money.  "The middle-class fears will be resolved, as now they will have something else to worry about" a top aide was overheard as saying. "We spend 3.5 trillion a year but that is not enough-- we need the blood of all middle class Americans!"

Obama said it was time that Americans knew the truth, that "we are all vampires and it is time to cull the herd." Quoting his personal hero, Jigsaw, Obama said "There will be blood.." Congress is now holding a special 3-day session in which they will re-design all cogressional offices to make room for their coffins and other paraphernalia.




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Monday, January 25, 2010

Facebook has something for everyone! Join today!



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The people of facebook! I think a dress is order here. Not cool!




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The people of facebook - Yes I want the entire beach to see what a idiot I am - Then Im going to post this on facebook! Scratching my head on this one.



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The people of facebook - The older you get - the more STUPID u get! What in the hell where they thinking?


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The people of facebook who get very excited about thier photos they post them for the whole world to see!

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Facebooks photos! Amazing how much pride people have in themselves! MO FOOD! MO FOOD! Lets all just EAT and post on FACEBOOK!



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The people of Facebook! This should say "Im Stupid" I bet you that she has a double cheesburger in her mouth.




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The people of Facebook! Lost in the 80's! GOOD LORD GAWD my EYES my EYES!



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The people of Facebook! Where everyone can have 15 min of stupidity, and a lazy eye.




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The people of Facebook. And you are supposed to be what? Hungry? Drunk? Passing gas?



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The people of Mcdonalds on FACEBOOK!




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Facebook photos! What a way to end a long day at the office!




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Facebook photos FREE for ALL to see and comment on STUPID style.



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The people of Facebook. What are you trying to tell the world? Yes we already know you are stupid!




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The people of Facebook. Can someone please tell my why this retard has a hat and sunglasses, but is using his hand to block the sun?


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Very funny stuff from stupidassquestions.com.

Question: I found out I am pregnant. Is it ok, to continue to drink while I’m pregnant. I am an alcoholic and I figure I could sign the baby up for AA with me. It’s more fun to go with someone else anyway.

Chad: Assuming you know that WIC pays for formula and not booze for babies I will say this:  I like the circus, and the circus needs it’s next generation of freaks.  

With the birth defects you’re about to throw upon this child is just what the doctor ordered. To think that this baby could get helped by the Shriners and then be part of their Big top tour brings tears to my eyes.  I also hope you’re one of those people that smokes when they drink. 

A low birth weight would guarantee no damage to your birth canal and you could keep pumping out these human monstrosities.  And lastly, I hope you get sarcasm.
 
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is still sore from dropping the soap - Facebooks status message

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Facebook status message - What are you doing right now? The world wants to know! Repost these to get some laughs!

is thinking about making some extra cash by selling some of her Facebook friends on eBay! 

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Facebook = just giving people another way to air out dirty laundry online. 1,000,000 satisfied customers daily. : )

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Funny Facebook status messages - People using crack to solve lifes problems!

needs some magic dust to sprinkle over my problems to make them disappear... like a wizard. or a crack addict...

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