Saturday, February 6, 2010

Winter Storm Pictures 2010 North Carolina!

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Kaspersky Internet Security 2010 3-User - Mr C's deal of the day!

The Deal of the Day! Mr C style!

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Friday, February 5, 2010

New Farmville HACK discovered! - Get It First Here! Harvest Twice as Fast!!!

Yes, you too can now harness the power of illegal migrant workers to tend your crops for you in Farmville!  The makers have rolled out this nifty new feature in response to Governor Schwarzenegger's request to help the failed California economy.If you spend Farmville cash, you can even get them to clean your house and cook for you! Stay tuned for the next rollout, which will allow you to construct hovels for them to live in, and pay smugglers for illegal border crossings to grow your workforce! 
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Can your kid get suspended playing with LEGOs in school? You betcha!

The crazies have truly taken over everything.  Some completely senseless principal suspended a 9-year-old student for playing with a standard policeman figure from a LEGO collection!  The reason?  It comes with a gun, and because there is a "no tolerance for toy guns" policy in the school, the senseless principal defended her actions.  I don't know about her sense of proportions-- it looks more like the figure is mounting it to do something inappropriate instead of shooting with it, so is it really even a gun?  I mean c'mon, how in the hell is that thing a gun given that it is taller than the figurine?  But I digress...

Never mind that his buddy was playing with another figurine that was brandishing a nice big ax... apparently those are OK in schools and the principal said that toy was OK.  This is yet another good example of why our schools are a joke-- we have complete idiots in charge of them.


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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

have you noticed that when you take "the" and "IRS" and put them together,it spells "theirs"?

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I wonder if the The Pillsbury Doughboy gets pissed if you poke him on Facebook?

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Has the bad weather got you down and out? Fun things to do when your bored out of your mind!

Window shopping (Southern Style) Walk through Walmart and fill a cart with one item that you ever wanted while eating doughnuts! Then leave it at customer service!Smile and say "I'm sorry I forgot my wallet" I will be back in 20 minutes.

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Facebook status messages that will indeed get some people laughing! Repost what you like, or leave your own!

(your name here) heard the Japanese have invented a camera with a shutter so fast that it can actually photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

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The complete collection of Facebook status messages! Feel free to repost at your own risk of being laughed at!

(your name here) just ripped his ass hole open with a record breaking turd..

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The complete collection of Facebook status messages! Feel free to repost at your own risk of being laughed at!

I saw a sign in a public toilet the other day. It said 'Please leave this toilet in the condition that you would have liked to have found it in.' So I left it with a porn magazine and a line of coke.


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The complete collection of Facebook status messages! Feel free to repost at your own risk of being laughed at!

(your name here)  is walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper

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FAT AMERICANS WILL KILL FOR FOOD!

SANDUSKY, Ohio – Police say a man in Ohio got so upset over a mistake on the price of crab cakes that he punched a grocery store manager several times and spit in his face.Authorities in Sandusky arrested 61-year-old Ralph Barr on charges of assault and criminal damaging.

Police said the store made a mistake in the price of crab cakes and offered to sell the first pound at a discounted price but the rest at the correct price.The store manager said he was punched five or six times and head-butted.

Barr told police that the manager hit him with a price gun, but witnesses said the manager didn't fight back.

Mr. C thinks that crime and punishment in the US should be the next big thing instead of Health Care. Look at the money Washington could save if they overhauled the Criminal Justice system! When people cannot control themselves and think it is OK to just beat the shit out of someone because they cant have what they want - when they want it -  then it is time to wake up!

This idiot already knew in his mind that the courts would just slap him on the wrist and he probably has a rap sheet as long as Rosie O'Donnell's tongue. There was no element of consequences in his mind.

I bet if he knew that punishment would be swift and harsh (such as nothing but bread and water in prison) then he might have just used his head instead of his fat stomach to think!



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Florida man attempts to outrun cops in a pedal boat wearing only his undwear.

PALM HARBOR, Fla. - When suspected burglar Christopher Schaumburger tried to get away Monday, officials say he opted for an unusual mode of transportation. They say he stole a pedal boat and tried to cross Lake Tarpon.

"He didn't have a shirt on and he was screaming like he was scared to death. I don't think he knew how to swim," said Bruce Boltze, who witnessed the whole thing.

Some people are not a tough as they think! I mean this idiot broke into homes and then uses a paddle boat as a means of escape! Once out in the lake he called 911! Imagine this! You have the nerve to bust someone's door in, but you get scared in a paddle boat in the middle of a lake?

You call 911 screaming like a little girl!  What a joke! You are STUPID and should be locked up in the middle of the alantic ocean on an inner tube! Thanks for making my day!

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Miley Cyrus donating dress to be auctioned for Hati relief efforts. Id rather just keep my money for Botox and Booze.

In Miley Cyrus own words:  Her Herve Leger dress is going to Haiti relief, she said. "I'm going to auction it off on eBay afterward for the Red Cross. It's the little things you can do."

I'm am all for rebuilding Haiti and helping those in need. "little things" She could easily write a check for millions to the Red Cross, instead she is going to offer her dress to be sold on Ebay.

What a crock of shit! These celebrity's who have been inflated to God status  have so much $$$ on hand that will never be able to spend it all!

So here is a wake up call for Hollywood! Keep your clothes! Give that dress to some American teen who cant afford to buy a freaking toothbrush.Put your money where you mouth is and use some of it for good instead of  botox and booze.

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Breaking News: The geico lizard has been found safe and alive at airport, along with 43 family members.

After an extensive search for the kidnapped geico lizard from the geico commercials he has been found alive and well at an airport along with 43 members of his family. This idiot was caught at a New Zealand airport with the abducted family in his pants with a hand-sewn package concealed in his underwear.

What a shame that Mr. Geico had to endure being stuffed in someone underwear! I cant imagine the smell! But, Mr C is glad that he is safe and the idiot is in jail. I'm sure he will be getting more than lizards stuffed in his underwear now. STUPID!

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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

The Key to Success in Politics - Learn this and you'll be in office in no time!

It just all depends on how you look at some things... and what people will believe.  This is certainly an exercise in creative writing, if anything else:

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California , was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She allegedly discovered that Congressman Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory:

On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: 'Remus Reid, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.'

So Judy recently e-mailed Congressman Harry Reid for information about their great-great uncle.
 
Harry Reid
Believe it or not, Harry Reid's staff allegedly sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research:

"Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory . His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

Now THAT's how it's done!  That's real POLITICAL SPIN.  It should make you think about anything and everything that comes out of Washington!  Part of the millions of dollars that Congress spends is devoted to propaganda and putting a "spin" on everything they do!


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New Economic Stimulus payments in 2010 for taxpayers!

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting program.

I'll explain it using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of Asia ?
A. Shut up or you don't get your check.


Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

1. If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, your money will go to China.
2. If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to Saudi Arabia.
3. If you purchase a computer, it will go to India.
4. If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras or Guatemala.
5. If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
6. If you purchase useless plastic stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
7. If you pay off your credit cards, or buy stock, it will go to pay management bonuses and be hidden in offshore accounts.

Or, you can keep the money in America by:
1. spending it at yard sales or flea markets, or
2. going to baseball or football games, or
3. hiring prostitutes, or
4. buying cheap beer or
5. getting tattoos.
These are the only wholly-American-owned businesses still operating in the US.

Conclusion:
The best way to stimulate the economy is to go to a ball game with a prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day until you're drunk enough to go get tattooed.


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Sunday, January 31, 2010

DEE SIMMONS AND THE TCT NETWORK - YOU SUCK

In an effort to keep this website on an equal balance of ripping apart the assholes of stupid people, I realized last night that I have openly made fun of almost every celebrity in Hollywood, My own Family ( The Pack of Rednecks), The President of almost every country in the free world, and even Myself, although rare.

Something came to me last night as I was flipping through the channels on the TV( that I have not watched in almost a year). I came across this program on the TCT network, and this lady named Dee Simmons.

Normally I would have just skipped by it, but this shiny large cross with a chain laying on a stack of bibles caught my eye.

Gee! I wonder what this is? I thought.

After hearing her  talk  BEG for donations of 100.00 or more to acquire the cross, I sat there SHOCKED!
I thought that long GONE where the days of Jim and Tammy Baker, but to my dismay they are alive and well. When are people going to realize that GOD is not for sale? (Read that again, I made a poem) lol

Time after Time people are sucked into things like this after being made to feel that they are going to gain favor with God if they throw down the money! What a Joke! This Lady was telling people that their prayers would get answered ONLY if they bought this FAKE looking cross from her!

And to think that these stupidass people are exempt from paying income taxes! Dee Simmons and the TCT Network- You suck - and have have gladly earned the STUPIDITY OF THE WEEK AWARD because you are nothing more than a street criminal that should be locked up.

You people are the reason for websites like this! Congrats.In the words of my wacked out redneck mother - Hell will be full! Hope you can stand the heat.

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