Friday, February 12, 2010

Did anyone ever notice when Dr Phil Mcgraw and wife Robin....

Stepford Wife #1 walks off the stage with big daddy Phil she looks like a trotting horse? Ya know those little miniature pony's being paraded around at the county fair's? Just a thought...


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Thursday, February 11, 2010

The Federal Gov is asking the public to snitch out tax evaders! They will give you a cut of the profits!

According to Money Central ordinary citizens can now become a snitch for the Federal Gov. That's right. If your employer, co-worker, landlord, neighbor or father-in-law is raking in fistfuls of cash and bypassing Uncle Sam, you can anonymously report the abuse to the IRS and snag a windfall from their dishonesty.

As long as the total amount of tax fraud comes out to at least $2 million -- including penalties, interest and whatever else the government ultimately collects based on your report -- you can get a 15% to 30% cut. If the taxpayer is an individual, his or her gross income must also exceed $200,000 for the year at issue.

Mr. C thinks this a very interesting things our fearless leaders are doing? Im sitting here trying to think of some people I can turn in to collect my winnings! Of course once you get your blood money and your best friend is rotting away in prison, Im sure Uncle Sam will want taxes from you as well on the "winnings"

Now who do I know that makes at least two million a year and evades on taxes.....Yeah I know two! Bill and Hillary Clinton! What about NC gov Bev Perdue? Then there is John Edwards, Barrack Obama, Nancy Pelosi,  Oh heres a BIG one - George Bush, Dick Chaney.....The entire Kennedy Family...

This is so funny that the people they are looking for are sitting right in front of them. Amazing inst it..

 

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GO AHEAD CALLER MR. C IS ON THE AIR...

Dear Mr C - I have a secret that I do not want my hubby to find out, you see I like to nibble on his toe nails while he is sleeping. How can I stop as it is rather embrassing. Sometimes he tells me that he dreams someone is eating his toenails while sleeping. He thinks he is crazy, but it is really me ...Can you help?

Mr.C answers: Lets see FREAK. I have heard of people eating their own nails, but to have the nerve to chew on someones freaking toes while they are sleeping? What in the holy hell is wrong with you? You have permantly scarred me now, thanks alot ( I will never sleep again without socks on).

I don't know if there is help for you out there -  But what I do know is that it is my wish that your hubby uses the other foot and kicks your head so hard the next time you get the urge for some toe nibbling that you will see stars. I hope he makes horse sounds while doing it.

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Earthquake rolls through Chicago and 4 midwest states

Interesting... something unusual every week. All a prelude to 2012?



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HOWARD STERN ON AMERICAN IDOL? I dont think so - Why they are not asking CHER is beyond ME! She should take the show! | THE DAILY SCOOP OF STUPIDITY- The BLOG about EVERYTHING!

HOWARD STERN ON AMERICAN IDOL? I dont think so - Why they are not asking CHER is beyond ME! She should take the show! | THE DAILY SCOOP OF STUPIDITY- The BLOG about EVERYTHING!

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Congress Appoints Ambassadors for New Health Care Plan

In an effort to end the stupid bi-partisan grandstanding (as both sides are equally greedy and really don't give a shit about anything except getting re-elected), congressional leaders have appointed a special 2-person team to represent each side to fix the healthcare mess they are making.  That way they can get back to whatever it is they do behind closed doors...


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Facebook Profiles - Representin'

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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Aciphex - Subliminal Marketing and Why They Pronounce It the Way They Do

The FDA allowed drug companies to pitch their crap on commercials a few years back, which is why you see dozens of totally stupid commercials with hideous side effects listed like they are no big deal.  Plus, there is all the fraud-- like that Jarvis heart doctor pitching his heart medicine who really was NOT a doctor, and who was shown rowing on a lake but it wasn't really him...

Anyway, why do the actors for Aciphex (pronounced correctly as "asip hex") commercials pronounce it as "ASS EFFECTS" ?  Well here are the real side effects: diarrhea, nausea, abdominal pain, gas, and constipation.  Maybe the actors are trying to give us subliminal warnings?



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Fitness Made Simple - So Stupid, Even John Basedow Can Do It!

Ok, only in America can a freak who holds NO certifications for anything make millions from putting together videos of things that you can learn anywhere including the internet.... his self-proclaimed title is "fitness celebrity".  WTF is a "fitness celebrity"?   Are people just that stupid, lazy and gullible?  (nevermind).  What I can't get over is on those TV commercials, he is posing sideways with 80's drag-queen hair, and he has breasts!!!  So if you buy his videos, will you too grow larger breasts?  hmmmm.  Maybe he should be marketing to a different audience...

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Monday, February 8, 2010

The new look of Facebook - You have earned the stupidity of the week award for your changes!

I'd like to take a moment to congratulate the people sitting in there cubes at face book. You have done a rather poor job of changing the format to the home page. You can no longer view your game feeds and everything is jumbled all over the screen. I am at this point wondering why? I mean is there someone who sits there and says "Oh lets change this today"  Mr C thinks that you people should USE facbook before changing it.

They have spammers, hackers, child molesters running rampet and they sit there and design changes to make it even more difficult for the most advanced user to navigate around the site. Facebooks popularity came about because people found it simple and to the point, unlike My space which was difficult and filled with graphics and code. Most people that used Myspace had to learn to write on a beginners level HTML code to even have the site look halfway decent.

Now it seems that Facebook is headed in the same direction as the creators of Myspace. The cyber graveyard. One of the first things that you learn in business 101 is that you have to have the ability to KNOW and DELIVER what your customers want, but most important, you have to ASK them what they want and then deliver the goods to the majority poll.

Facebook did not do this. I think I will create my own donaime that would blow them out of the water and it could easily be done. People want simple, direct and to the point stuff. Not long useless code probably written somewhere offshore by people who live in shacks.

The Stupidity award of the week goes to the Facebook people who should listen to the majority and stop sitting in their cubes texting home to India when they should be listening to us.

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What's inside Farmville Mystery Gift Box?


This is what you get when you spend some FV cash! Looks cool dosent it? Add me today! Click the heading above to add me as a neighbor on Farmville!

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Sunday, February 7, 2010

The winter storms of 2010 - Snowmageddon

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The winter storms of 2010 - Snowmageddon

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The winter storms of 2010 - Snowmageddon

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The winter storms of 2010 - Snowmageddon

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The complete collection of Facebook status messages! Feel free to repost at your own risk of being laughed at!

Just read the thermo stat and it read "Stay in the f*cking house"

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Stupid Facebook status messages - A friend of mine once commented that huamns are the only species to go out of our way to obtain milk after we've been weaned, I replied that we were the only species with cookies.

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Thinking of something to say in your Facebook status message?

Your Name Here says says..... Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.

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Facebook status messages that will indeed get some people laughing! Repost what you like, or leave your own!

Your Name Here says I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

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The perfect Valentines Day Gift!

 Great Deals For Valentines day!



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The winter storms of 2010 - Snowmageddon

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The winter storms of 2010 - Snowmageddon

Armageddon or should I say Snowmageddon has struck NC for the third time since 2010! I have NEVER seen this much snow and I'm 39 years old! Although it is nice to watch it fall from the sky, it is a complete pain in the arse to maneuver around in this stuff!


Guess there might be something to this Global warming theory after all! We will see - until then BLOG on!


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