Saturday, March 13, 2010

Texas Board of Education Destroys National Standards of Education!!!

Share on Facebook  Everyone knows how Texans are the butt of many jokes -- for good reason -- but apparently they are also very powerful and DO affect the curriculum taught in public schools across the country.  They purchase so many textbooks that all the major publishers of textbooks revise all their books to follow what Texas says it will teach.  So in all seriousness, your child's textbooks will soon be NOTHING like the ones you read in school!


Recently, the state Board of Education (a clear misnomer) has sadly enacted the following  changes, among many other similarly STUPID revisions of EPIC proportion:

  • Thomas Jefferson has been REMOVED from the history books!!!  WTF !!!!  This was the guy who had just a small part in our constitution...  and to add insult to injury, has been replaced by religious wing-nut John Calvin (who the hell cares who Calvin is?  Isn't he the one who pals around with Hobbes?)

  • Creationism and religion are stressed, over EVOLUTION
  • All references that the constitution is supposed to prevent the government from promoting any religion over the others HAVE BEEN REMOVED!!!

  •  The US government is no longer referred to as a "democracy" anywhere... instead it is called a "republic"!!!
  • The list goes on... imagine your typical bible-thumping, hardcore, ultra-right-wing conservative religious wackjob dictating what your kid will be taught!  ALL THIS ON TAXPAYER MONEY TOO!
So besides taking all the greedy politicians in Washington and the corporate CEO's, and putting all in a room with a starving Sally Struthers, apparently we need to add STUPID TEXAS NUTJOBS to the list!

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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Intresting Facebook status messages: The secrets of staying young is to live honestly, eat healthy, and exercise or simply lie like hell about your age.

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Monday, March 8, 2010

Obama's new bailout - paying off homes in foreclosure

 Who the hell else are honest taxpayers going to bail out?  Obama now wants to pay home owners in foreclosure to leave their homes.  Where is this money going to come from?  What is the government going to do with all these homes?  Hey, what if we take up a collection to get all the deadbeat politicos out of washington?



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Sunday, March 7, 2010

Kanye West crashes the red carpet at the Oscars!


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Hilary Clinton wins at the Oscars?

In a surprise new award category, Hilary Clinton was awarded complete dominion over man at the 2010 Oscars.  She is shown here receiving the coveted Mantle of Power



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Ball Pits at the Oscars - The newest red carpet attraction

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