Saturday, March 20, 2010

Obamas Blackberry


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Sex appeal is made up of 50% of what you got and 50% of what people think you got

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is wondering what the weather's like in India. I think i'll call my bank.

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is thinking about playing old disco records and dressing up like the burger king

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Stupid Facebook status messages

(Copy And Paste Into Your Profile) is currently in the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.

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Stupid Facebook status messages

I've trained my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself.

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Stupid Facebook status messages

Copy And Paste Into Your Profile says today will mostly be dry with a few wet patches  about my trousers

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Dear Mr C I love your website and I have a question. Is it wrong for me to take money out of my mothers wallet? After all she is dieing and wont even need it? I feel guilty.

Mr C answers: Find a bus and jump in front of it stupid- I cannot even believe that you asked me a question like this. Stealing from your almost dead mother? What in the hell is wrong with YOU that you can't get a job like the rest of us?

You know what your doing is wrong and karma is a BITCH! You suck my friend.


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Friday, March 19, 2010

OBAMA appears on FOX and reveals he is a lying moron... anyone surprised?

At last the illusion is lifted, and Obama revealed to the world that he's truly as inept a thinker as his predecessor... apparently the teleprompter was out of service and he had to wing it like the rest of us.  He also made a fabulous fashion statement, wearing a Riddler-inspired Armani suit (cost to taxpayers = $25,000).

All seriousness aside, it will be a sad day when this law is passed as it will have passed for all the wrong reasons, and with all the greed that capitalism and powerful government can muster.

I hear that some states are enacting laws to counter this mandatory insurance (and the HEAVY penalties if you can't afford to get the insurance).  I say more power to those states!



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Jesse James Cheated on Sandra Bullock with this Facebook Troll aka Michelle "SKANK" McGee

Ok, so this guy (whoever the hell he is) cheated on Sandra Bullock (isn't she a movie star?).  But with this 100% prime piece of white trash?  I bet if you scratch the picture, you could smell her from your screen.... what is the world coming to?  One thing's for sure, if Ms. Bullock doesn't dump his ass, she is as stupid as this skank is...

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Aiming to be the world's fattest woman

What in hell is wrong with someone who has the sole intention to become the fattest women in the world? It is sad when people in the world have become such fame whores that they could possibly end up losing their life? What a role model she is to her family and friends!

There are so many things in accomplish in life, and even though this lady might want to have the biggest ass in the world, she has hands down won the STUPIDEST person of the week award from iseestupidpeople! Congrats!

Would like to make that a Large?

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Lady Antebellum rare screenshots! Need you now! They Rock...Buy the Album! Its worth everypenny!





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Murphy in the morning 107.5 WKZL should shut the hell up OR realize that nobody gives a SHIT

Who dosent love a good radio show in the morning? Everybody right? But I have to say this station and the morning radio show host needs to shut the hell up in the mornings.

First the show has like 4 on air personality's and the main one (Murphy) is sooo full of himself that he never knows when to shut the hell up. 2nd the show talks about so much shit - that nobody really gives a shit about - that it has become a chore just to listen to.

On air talent is is just that (Talent) and this morning show needs to shuffle the staff and play some music once in awhile. Nobody gives a rats ass about even HALF of what they are ranting about every morning. Murphy in the morning needs to find a new line of work (that simple). And they wonder why the ratings are SHIT. Shut the hell up, and play some music already.

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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

How to update your status on facebook, STATUS MESSAGE OF THE DAY

Bookmark this page, come back everyday and copy and paste these funny messages into your status box! It easy and will get your friends laughing.

(Copy and Paste) is feeling bad for people that are skinny-I know this girl who is so skinny she has to run the around in the shower just to get wet....


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"Says remember! WE LOVE YOU! it's Jesus that thinks you're the stupid idiot".

is not wearing pants.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Why you always up in my grill?

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Lawyers in Nashville have worked out a settlement after a sheriff's lieutenant ripped the grill off a man's teeth at the county jail. Anthony McCoy was arrested in November and brought to the jail for not paying child support.

McCoy was told to remove the from his teeth, but he said it was cemented to his teeth. But his attorney, David Raybin, says McCoy ended up spitting out blood and teeth after a sheriff's lieutenant reached into his mouth and yanked out the grill.

Soldier of Love

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Two-Disc Special Edition)
 
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The newest way to have sex

Ok - I have heard of sex in an elevator, sex on the beach, sex on the kitchen table - But comon folks! These idiots thought it wise to park in a garage and get it on, with the engine running. I mean what where they thinking?

Both died from the inhaled gas. I could think of a million ways to meet Jesus, but this is not one of them - Stupidity in it's rarest form.

A Russian couple having sex in a car parked in a tiny garage have died from carbon monoxide poisoning, Interfax news agency reported on Tuesday."A man and a woman retreated to their Volkswagen to have sex.

Most likely the lovers turned on the engine to get warm," Interfax reported, citing a source in the Moscow police force.During a moment of "intimate closeness" in the car in the south of the city, the pair inhaled the gas and died, the source added.

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