Saturday, April 24, 2010

Intresting Facebook Status Messages! Copy and Paste into your profile, says my husband said he wanted me to tease him, so I said "Alright, fatty." I guess that's not what he meant. :(

The Birds, The Bees & The Monkees (3 CD Boxed Set)
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Very Funny Facebook status messages, (Copy And Paste Into Profile) is legally dead for tax purposes

Star Trek (Single-Disc Edition)
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Facebook status messages! My second favourite household chore is laundry. My first favourite is being hit in the head repeatedly by the ceiling fan blades until I faint.

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Friday, April 23, 2010

Yes, the TSA "Touched My Junk" - I was attacked by Bon Qui Qui at McCarren Int in Las Vegas, Nevada - Latest Twitter Update!

Let me set this up for ya..This is some funny stuff. This weekend my Drivers License expired after 10 years, yes, I said 10 years, now the expiration date isn't something you look at everyday right.

So after 10 years one might tend to forget, I mean it happens to the best of us you forget something here, something there, no biggie, life goes on.

Now, lets not forget that I also have many years WORKING in Law Enforcement, Hmm...I flew into Las Vegas through Charlotte, then onto Huston Texas, no problem. I walked up to this rather large older lady, (who seemed to be real pissed off that she had to open the security line) at McCarren, and I made it a point to tell her that I had just discovered my license expired three days before.

I then kindly offered her many other forms of ID which included my Local Government ID. She grunted as she looked at it then she looks at me and in a loud tone says "this is expired" .....Ok, anyone who knows me already knew the words about to flow from my mouth "No shit Sherlock"

But I was nice, after all I can be nice sometimes.

This whale with her shiny TSA badge marked my plane ticket with big wiggly marks and yelled to the Goliath Officer standing by, and held my ticket up in the air.

Yes, you guessed it, I was frisked searched, locked in a glass cage in the middle of BOTH security terminals with my pants about to fall down as my belt was in the tray along with all my personal belongings being eyeballed by some Hispanics for an expired Drivers License.

Although it was rather comical to me as I was on stage for about a couple hundred people looking at me. I yelled out to the crowd! "I've been flagged" And when the Officer started to reach in areas that only I touch, I said "Yep, that's all me"

I was glad to see that they were so diligent in searching for Terrorist, but in some situations folks, an expired DL does not warrant things such as this. The experience has taught me that some people lack ONE thing- common sense, and in her case some dental work that is long overdue.

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Sunday, April 18, 2010

I need facebook status message......If skinny people skinny dip...What do you big people do...Chunky Dunk

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I need facebook status message..........I can't wait until Weight Watchers comes out with a beer.

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Tip for the day: Don't throw manure into the wind.

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Every time someone takes me off their Facebook friend list an angel looses its wings.

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Funny Farmville pics!

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Intresting Facebook status messages! Copy and paste into your profile -is currently stealing your car stereo, stay on the computer!

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Asks .... Why dont they make mouse flavoured cat food?

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The people of Facebook REAL stupid PICTURES!

When I first started this site I had some funny stuff here and there and ALOT of stuff in my head that I felt the world needed to see and hear, but this picture sent to me from a Facebook friend has to be the funniest pic I have ever seen floating around the internet, and trust me I have seen thousands.

Is the Baked Bean used for vomiting? This Fucker has won hands down the STUPIDITY of the week award from Mr. C ! Rock on STUPID! And hey! That cone looks real dirty! Hope you dont get an infection! lol

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A Drunk Mariah Carey taking acceptance speech

Sources close to Iseestupidpeople have confirmed that Mariah Carey and Ms Whitney are the best of friends as one can tell from this video! You have to watch it! Funny stuff here!



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