Friday, May 7, 2010

Treasure Island Hotel & Casino Las Vegas ...


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Caesars Palace - Las Vegas Hotel & Casino

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Bellagio Hotel & Casino

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LAS VEGAS SLOTS

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Sin City Brewing Co. – Las Vegas Microbrewery

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Gambling Las Vegas

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Caesars Palace - Las Vegas Hotel & Casino Check in!

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Caesars Palace - Las Vegas Hotel & Casino view from room 4366

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Planet Hollywood Hotel in Vegas

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More photos from the Las Vegas Strip!

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Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by Mass. car.

Well what can you say to this? I sure hope that Im standing beside her on Judgement day!


NORTHAMPTON, Mass. – The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't. Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal nameis Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk



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Students Kicked Off Campus for Wearing American Flag Tees

Now let me get this straight....Five students, Five Old Navy shirts with the American Flag on them on a Mexican Holiday gets threatened with suspension from school unless they turn the shirts inside out?

Yeah that just about the jist of it.

Can someone please tell me how in the world can something like this happen in the United States of America?

The last time I checked the school where this happened is on American Soil and the shirts where worn by American Teenagers.

They where not wearing the American Flag dumbasses. I will bet a million to one that gang related clothing is worn in that school every single day, so why is the administrators not jumping up and down about that?

How can anyone in the school system justify this? Everyone involved in this stupidity should be fired on the spot. Its a sad day in America when we attack our own people but allow Illegals to protest in the streets about Immigration.

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Christina Aguilera - Beautiful


Have you ever listened to a song for years and never really understood the meaning of it? Well if you watch this video you will see the true heart of Christina Aguilear. Sometimes the things we seem to hate so much, in reality is the thing that hurts people the most. .


Thank You Christina for making me realize that everybody everywhere is all looking for the same thing. Love and acceptance! You rock ! :)


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Thursday, May 6, 2010

Facebook status messages! Keep your friends laughing.would like to remind everyone that today is "Spay & Neuter Your Rednecks Day."

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Facebook status messages! Keep your friends laughing.Don't ask how your hair looks unless you really want to Know!

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says silence is golden but duct tape is silver

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is eating all the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms cereal...

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My momma was half crazy , I would be in my room mindind my business but if it got too quiet she would say "what you doing in there?" i would say "reading" then she would reply "Imma read yo ass if you in there messing with anything!!" LOL but half of the time I was doing something I had no business doing!!!

Dark Tide, The

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My parents didn't put me in time-out, they whooped my ass!

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Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died

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I'm not mad at you, I'm just not dealing with you and your drama anymore.

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Sometimes ya gotta lose your mind to come to your senses >^^<
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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

The definition of Insanity is doing the same things over and over again getting the same result every time, but convincing yourself that the outcome will be different each time. Screw the insanity and make new outcomes-



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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

"Follow This, You Bitches"... Cher to go back on tour! Rock On..


The star has revealed that when her contract ends at The Colosseum in Caesars Palace, Las Vegas, she will hit the road again. The 63-year-old entertainer and actress confirmed the news to the Las Vegas Sun newspaper.

The Very Best Of Cher

Cher revealed her new plans as she showed up with Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner for the TCM Classic Film Festival screening of A Star Is Born and the after-party at the lounge hotspot Kress. 

Cher also has a new album set for release this year in two versions - one with 14 tracks and a deluxe edition with 19 songs. The debut single Already Been There will be launched at the World Music Awards.

And her new film Burlesque with Christina Aguilera and Julianne Hough is due for release this Thanksgiving.


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One reason you should never make fun of fat people...They will eat you.

LINCOLN, Neb. – Police say a 24-year-old man is missing a chunk of his right ear that was bitten off by a woman who didn't like being called "fat." Police spokeswoman Katie Flood said officers were called to a Lincoln hospital around 3:25 a.m. Wednesday to talk to the injured man.


He told them that he'd been bitten at a party.

Flood said officers later learned that the injured man and two others had been arguing with other people at the birthday party. Flood says the man told 21-year-old Anna Godfrey that she was fat. Officers said Godfrey then tackled the man and took a bite.

Flood said the ear chunk was not found.

Godfrey was arrested on suspicion of felony assault and remained in custody Wednesday. Case records don't yet list her attorney's name.

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My wife said to me, "I'm fed up with you being so lazy, pack your bags and leave." I said, "You pack them."

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I don't play rock, paper, scissors, I play rock, paper, 9mm, I win everytime.
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Monday, May 3, 2010

President Obama Declares Complete Withdrawal from Afghanistan!

WASHINGTON –  In a bold move perhaps to improve his dismal approval rating, President Obama today claimed the need to quickly resolve the current War on Terror in the Middle East, and bring all US troops home.  Toward that end, he announced the hiring of an outside specialist, who is the self-proclaimed “the Lord of the Wasteland", to spearhead all further US military operations worldwide starting with Afghanistan.

The newly appointed General Humongous was introduced at a press conference by Army chief of staff General George W. Casey Jr., who praised Humongous’ experience in attacking fortified settlements among other things.

“Humongous knows how to jump over barricades using modified motorized vehicles,” Casey said. “Also, he commands a trained regiment of armored personnel whose freakish bizarre appearance and loud screams can strike terror into the hearts of any insurgents.”

With his appointment as the head of the newly formed Subduing Homegrown and International Terrorism Task Force (or S.H.I.T. for short), Humongous has authority to direct all US anti-terrorism efforts worldwide, which also includes authorization to deal with ungrateful unhappy voters here at home in the US once terrorism is defeated.  In a short press conference before his first official military maneuver, Humongous insisted that he intended to offer the insurgents a non-violent solution first.

“There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pump, the oil, the gasoline... the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway into the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.”

However, upon learning that the infidel leadership had turned down his offer, Humongous stated that force was the only option left. “I am gravely disappointed. Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war,” he said.

Already it has been reported from sources in the Middle East that Humongous was seen assembling his specially trained motorized armored division on Silk Road for what appeared to be a direct assault on the  barricades next to Band-E-Amir National Park in Kabul.

“Smegma crazies to the left!... The gate!... The gaaaaaate!... Gayboy berserkers, to the gate!” he was heard shouting.

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Sometimes we forget what used to be in the midst of stupidity all around us.



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Sunday, May 2, 2010

had a GREAT FB status but Kanye West interrupted me...

Timothy's World Coffee, Breakfast Blend for Keurig Brewers, 50-Count K-Cups

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had dinner in Chinese restaurant and received a fortune cookie that said "Scooby Doo is now inside of you"

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Raymond v. Raymond

is out making some changes in his life...leave a message and I'll get back to you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes

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Farmville Mystery Boxes, What's in them?


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OJ Simpson acquittal suit arrives at Newseum in DC

What in the hell have we become as a nation when we allow such crap as this I might ask. I mean are you kidding me? OJ Simpson suit going into a freaking Museum? Only in America could something such as this happen?

What will be next? Charles Mason's inmate jumpsuit on display at the Smithsonian? This is a slap in the faces of Ronald Goldman and Nicole Simpson and their family's. Way to go America!

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