Saturday, May 15, 2010

Lets see what Doreen is doing on Facebook today?


Doreen has set sail in a raft headed for the oil slick with pantyhose and peanut butter---Hey at least she is trying, thats more than we can say for BP.

Rock on Doreen!



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Lets see what Julie is doing on Facebook today?


Is it wrong to want to be the designated driver just so you can drop obnoxious drunk asholes off at random houses that aren't theirs?



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Lets see what is Shallon doing on Facebook today?


is texting this fb status right now because someone really annoying just sat across from me and I want to look busy



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Lets see what Barb is doing on Facebook?

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You go girl!!!!!! Bar-tending at the Betty Ford Clinic! The tips must be awesome!!!!!!!!! ROCK on BARB!

wants to be in charge of taste testing when former porn-star Jenna Jameson markets her line of holiday baked goods.

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says wmen get their belly button pierced cause its a good place to hang the air freshner.

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Friday, May 14, 2010

Hayes Granted Conditional Release - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

Hayes Granted Conditional Release - Winston-Salem News Story - WXII The Triad

The state should move into the same neighborhood as the Judge that released him--

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Facebook status messages! Keep your friends laughing

says there's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away...

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Funny Facebook status messages! (Copy And Paste into your Profile)

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has jumped off the building so he can fly. Now if I could jus grow some wings

Intresting Facebook status messages! Feel free to copy and paste!

A friday with out Booze is like a Church without a priest...
Tom and Jerry: The Chuck Jones Collection
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Mummy Robs convenience store

The Mummy Collector's Set (The Mummy (1999)/ The Mummy Returns/ The Scorpion King)

Nebraska police nab alleged 'toilet paper' bandit

Police said they suspect they've captured the "toilet paper bandit." A man who concealed his face by wrapping his head with toilet paper robbed a Lincoln convenience store last month. Police said the man was armed with a knife, but no one was hurt in the robbery.


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Landlord murders tenant of a tailer house for unpaid rent-

Give me my damn money bitch or I kill you- This is my trailer- LOL Stupid Rednecks- Enjoy prison dummy-

RIVERTON -- A Riverton landlord was charged with first-degree murder after he shot and killed a tenant after being pushed off a porch when attempting to evict him from a trailer home, a witness told police.

When the force of the push caused the landlord to fall backward over a fence and onto the ground, and the tenant proceeded to approach, the landlord pulled out his pistol and fired four times -- two shots each to the chest and leg of his tenant, according to the witness's account in a court affidavit.

Rednecks 'n' Romance

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Ya know they should come up with a show like the biggest loser, except it should be anorexic people and it should be called the Fattest ass............

BIG FAT AMERICAN ASSES

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Very Funny Facebook status messages, (Copy And Paste Into Profile)

                                      
The Biggest Loser: The Workout - Last Chance Workout
is watching the biggest loser and eating oreos

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Facebook status messages to copy and paste! Enjoy!

Easyis trying to remember what we all used to do before facebook was invented....Oh yeah I forgot, Porn

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Facebook status updates since most cant think for themselves-

Rear Entry #5saw a sign in the hospital the other day that read "Family Planning - Use rear entrance" ........ good advice I thought

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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Afghanistan opium poppies hit by mysterious disease---You decide on this one.

KABUL (AFP) – As the pink poppy fields of southern Afghanistan yield their sticky harvest, opium production in the country that supplies the world with heroin is set to fall, farmers and officials say.

That's good news for the fight against the multi-billion-dollar drugs trade but it could be bad news for Afghan farmers struggling to feed their families as the war against Taliban insurgents and drugs gangs escalates.

"This year we had less poppy cultivation, which I think was because of our public awareness campaign which we launched before cultivation started," said Gul Mohammad, head of the counter-narcotics department of Kandahar province.

Farmers in the southern provinces of Kandahar and Helmand, the source of around 90 percent of the world's opium, agreed the harvest will fall this year.

The farmers and other experts cited high rainfall in some areas, drought in others, free seeds for alternatives such as wheat and good prices for food crops, and a mysterious disease withering poppies in some areas.

While some farmers have reportedly accused the United States and Britain of spraying their crops with chemicals, the UN's Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC) said disease was the likely culprit.

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Funny Status Messages for Facebook

says no keys were harmed in the making of this status quote.

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Rosemary's Granddaughter

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A tribute to Heath Ledger -

Angelina Jolie & Brad - Andrew Morton, An Unauthorized Biography

Now, next up to the plate is Andrew Morton. His book, Angelina: An Unauthorized Biography is due out August 3rd. Mr. Morton is well know for other celebrity biographies, some official and some not.

His subjects have included Princess Diana, Monica Lewinsky, and Tom Cruise. Do you think he’ll have a bunch of Brangelina lies like Ian Halperin or will he do justice to Ms. Jolie?

Stevie Nicks on Facebook- Click here

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Christina Aguilera | Facebook Page Click here-

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Take a look at Lady Gaga pictures

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CHER TO GO BACK ON TOUR


Legendary singer Cher is going back on tour.

The star has revealed that when her contract ends at The Colosseum in Caesars Palace, Las Vegas, she will hit the road again. The 63-year-old entertainer and actress confirmed the news to the Las Vegas Sun newspaper.

Cher revealed her new plans as she showed up with Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner for the TCM Classic Film Festival screening of A Star Is Born and the after-party at the lounge hotspot Kress. Cher also has a new album set for release this year in two versions - one with 14 tracks and a deluxe edition with 19 songs. 

The debut single Already Been There will be launched at the World Music Awards. And her new film Burlesque with Christina Aguilera and Julianne Hough is due for release this Thanksgiving....

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Cher To Star In 'Burlesque' With Christina Aguilera

Cher is joining Christina Aguilera in the contemporary musical "Burlesque," according to Variety. Cher will play a former dancer, Tess, who struggles to keep a nightclub openon Sunset Boulevard. Aguilera will play a smalltown girl who comes of age at the burlesque club.

Cher is expected to sing in the film, a first for the pop star. Production begins in November.

Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?


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Wednesday, May 12, 2010

"Calling an illegal alien an undocumented immigrant is like calling a drug dealer an undocumented pharmacist."- giggle giggle

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FREE MP3 downloads for you IPOD? Click here!

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Avatar (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo) [Blu-ray]
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Latest Farmville Mystery ---The aliens have taken over Farmville

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is logged into your facebook account and rearanging your farm!

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Farmville Avatar on ACID-

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Facebook status messages! Keep your friends laughing- The police sent me a photo of my car speeding. So I sent them a picture of my cheque.

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Cher in VEGAS 2010, ROCK ON DIVA!!!!!!!!!!! Digital Art-







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Facebook status messages! Keep your friends laughing - is wishing my mouth had a backspace key.

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The stupidity just keeps getting better!

It seems that America has become the home of fat lazy Mcdonalds stuffing liars! Rock on Stupidity- Your making me famous!

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Five hidden dangers of Facebook (Q&A)

A must read---

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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Only the best Facebook, Twitter status messages! Copy and Paste!

What do you get when you cross PMS with a GPS? A bitch who will track you down
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How to Be a Bitch With Style: Being in Total Control of Herself

The people of Facebook REAL PICTURES


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Im having chest pains, and vomiting! Lets go online! Yahoo Answers-

Mr C answers: This is very cut and dry stupidity- You mean to tell me that your sister is passing out, has chest pains, and you are online posting a question to a bunch of crazy ass people? Hello- Dial the freaking hospital, better yet...Just go play Farmville dumbass.









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Cute dogs on Farmville!

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Status messages that are funny- Twitter, Facebook , Myspace

SpongeBob Squarepants Giant Gummy Krabby Patties
wants a Krabby Patty....all the other fish in the sea are eating it.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Funny Facebook status messages! (Copy And Paste into your Profile)

I'm a lil concerned about the dollar tree selling food

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Crazy but funny twitter and facebook status messages! Copy and Paste into your profile!

Dear birds: my patio is NOT your personal poop depository! Please use little old lady's with blue hair beehives in Walmart parking lot. Thank you. -Management-

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Obama just dissed "iPods and iPads and PlayStations and Xboxes" — for turning "information" into a "distraction, a diversion, a form of entertainment." Oh, and he admitted that he doesn't know how to make any of them "work," either. Shocking!

Well there you have it! Another diss by the very people that have no regard for the American people and who still think that we live in the horse and buggy days, being stupid to all the lies that they expect us to still believe!

Two things are going on here and I expect both have some truth to them- #1. It pisses them off when someone such as Apple makes billions of dollars, and they cant get there hands on it. This diss would only serve to hurt these company's by public comments such as this.

#2. I expect they are pissed that most Americans are coming out of the age of stupidity, meaning...Working all week then spending money at the retail giants for worthless pieces of crap that usually end up in the trash, hence not contributing to the wealth of Corp America.

Im surprised that he didn't diss Facebook, well of course not - he has one to spread even more LIES to the American people.

Rock on IPAD, IPONE, XBOX, and Playstations- Keeping playing! The secret is that it keeps most people home, relaxing and enjoying more money in the pocket verses being out there giving it to them! ROCK ON!

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