Friday, May 21, 2010

Dora the explorer...Leave her alone- and secure the borders.


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CHICAGO (AP) -- In her police mug shot, the doe-eyed cartoon heroine with the bowl haircut has a black eye, battered lip and bloody nose. 

Dora the Explorer's alleged crime? "Illegal Border Crossing Resisting Arrest."
the doctored picture, one of several circulating widely in the aftermath of Arizona's controversial new immigration law, may seem harmless, ridiculous or even tasteless.

Secure the borders idots- then you can worry about who is here illegally. That simple-

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is running dangerously low on cheetos
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Thursday, May 20, 2010

Sin City Brewing Co. – Las Vegas Microbrewery T-Shirts!




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At 70,Sally Jessy Raphael has surgery to resemble her Bassett Hound!

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Remember Ellie May (Donna Douglas? from Beverly Hillbillys?

Breaking News! Sources close to Lindsay Lohan expose the real reason she ditched court, and it wasn't a missing passport!

Sources close to Mr. C and stupid people have exposed that Lindsay Lohan wasn't even in France at all- She was in California playing Farmville on Facebook. The people at Zunga give celebs like Lindsay and others special crops to harvest based on their lifestyle.

Lindsay thought it more important to harvest her fresh batch of cock, I mean  COKE, than to appear in court where she is facing 180 days if her parole gets violated! Shame on you Lindsay! Im sure your neighbors, (Brittany) would have gifted you some un-withering spray for the withered coke...


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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

The Olsen twins family secret - The third twin, sister of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen found in North Carolina. Breaking News








Yes there where three of them- Long lost third twin of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen found on a farm in NC- Adopted at Birth. BREAKING NEWS! Photo proves it!


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Etiquette on Airplanes - Good Manners

Folks just a piece of advice here from no other than Mr C. If you are on a flight cramped up in the middle of complete strangers who thought it not important to bathe before they boarded the plane-

No one cares how much money you make, what kind of work you do, how you like to bang your wife in the backyard, how successful your kids are, OR politic, religion and bank accounts.

Have some courtesy for the people around you, small talk, quietly is ok- speaking where everyone on the plane knows what an ass you are, not cool- You might just end up on this site, like these two idiots.

Just saying-

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Cher / The Cher Show ends its run on July 4, 2010

Something you cant miss! The last show! July 4, 2010-

Cher - Live in Concert
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Facebook status messages! Keep your friends laughing. says you know it's a strange day when a volkswagen pulls up in your driveway and a dozen clowns exit.

Clownstrophobia
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Funny Facebook status messages! (Copy And Paste into your Profile) says If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Avatar (Two-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo) [Blu-ray]
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Stupid Celebritys Facebook status messages. is on itunes below "Party in the USA" by Miley Cryus, it said "Listeners who bought this also enjoyed, 'Sounds of People Farting into a Mic."

Party in the U.S.a.
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Stupid Facebook status messages..My girl just broke up with me, Gonna get some peanut butter and watch a Porno.

The Break-Up (Full Screen Edition)
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Facebook status message! is out like janet jackson's right nipple! g'nite! =)


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Number Ones

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

The newest addition to Farmville! Farmville does not discriminate-ROCK ON



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Boycott BP and every vendor that does business with them. The greatest environmental disaster in US history is referred to as Modest-

Due the apparent disregard of the BP millionaires to do everything in its power to stop the leak in the Gulf, we as the American people need to step up to the plate and send a message to the Billion dollar company's - We will not shop, buy gas or even take a piss and ANY of your stores EVER!

Recent comments by BP BP Chief Executive Officer Tony Hayward show just how much these idots have their head in their asses, And I quote he said " That the environmental impact of the spill will probably be “very, very modest.” In an interview with Sky News yesterday.

Do you really think that 11 million gallons of oil (and counting) is a modest impact? Do these people think that in the day and age of information that we are that stupid to fall for a comment such as that? No we are not, nor do we CARE just how much is it costing BP to clean up that mess as it seems to be such a big deal how much they have spent thus far.

What an insult to the property owners and business owner all along the coast! It's just oil right? No biggie.

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Monday, May 17, 2010

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is wondering... if sex is forced on a hooker- is it rape or shoplifting??

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Glow in the Dark Erotic Dice Relationship Enhancing Game for Lovers

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Sometime bigger is not better

You should be laughing!

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Did you ever wonder why people always flap there arms like a baboon on the price is right when they run down the Isle? When I was little I used to imagine one of them falling flat on their face...Just saying

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is doing research to come up with a vaccine for stupidity. Please donate accordingly

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Attention walmart customers, obama has officially declared that the drug war has ended, we will be selling marijuana, crack, cocaine and heroin on isle 7. thank you and have a nice day

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has waited long enough with his pants down waiting for Google Earth to take a picture..
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If a womans pregnant and uses a vibrator, does the kid come out with a stutter?

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Vibrator Lipstick

Facebook status messages! Keep your friends laughing---How do I set a laser printer to stun?

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Star Trek (Single-Disc Edition)

Facebook Tricks! This is the best thing I have done all day!!!!!!you guys have to try this... it's great!!!!!!!!!.....Go to your profile page and scroll all the way to the bottom. On thebottom left corner in little blue letters ,click "English UK" When the language selection appears, click "English Pirate". Then watch and see what happens. Paste this on your status...to let others know! Thanks for sharing Sandy!

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is about to go masturbate, all I need is a name to go with your face.

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Sex and the City: The Complete Series (Collector's Giftset)

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thinks if adam and eve were chinese they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple!
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Need You Now

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Some days I'm not sure whether I am a Catholic or an angry Protestant!
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says that with all the advances in technology and science, you'd think Pez would have made an easier to fill dispenser already

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Tiger Woods has taught me how to play the game, and I AM NOT talking about golf.... Suck on that...

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Nine video clips, including one showing Paris rapping, were posted on YouTube.

Michael Jackson: This Is It (2-Disc Limited Edition)Well, if you are looking for the leaked Utube footage of the richest kids in the world, your not going to find it.

Seems asshole Joe contacted YouTube and threatened a billion dollar law suit (allegedly that is)

And the video was removed.

Nine video clips, including one showing Paris rapping, were posted around the web earlier this month (May10) .


If you find them let me know!

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Michael Jackson doctor helps passenger in distress

PHOENIX – The doctor accused of administering a powerful anesthetic that killed pop star Michael Jackson helped a young woman who who was overheard complaining about not getting any sleep since her complete body makeover on a US Airways jet on Saturday.

Dr. Conrad Murray told the woman to fake a heart attack and he would help her get some sleep on flight 641 from Houston, He hooked her up to an IV line he got from the plane's medical bag and monitored her while she slept.

"We're not surprised," said Miranda Sevcik, from the legal team representing Murray in his involuntary manslaughter case. "He's a good doctor, we've always said he was a good doctor, and that's what good doctors do is help people."



Ronnie James Dio dead at 67 -

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Dio rose to fame in 1975 as the first lead singer of Rainbow, the heavy metal band put together by guitarist Ritchie Blackmore, who had just quit Deep Purple.

Dio then replaced legendary vocalist Ozzy Osbourne in Black Sabbath in 1980 with the critically acclaimed album "Heaven And Hell, considered by many critics to be one of the finest heavy metal albums of all time.

Dio organized an all-star charity collaboration in 1986 called "Hear N Aid to raise money for famine relief in Africa, styled on the successful "We Are The World campaign of a few years earlier.

His solo hits included "Rainbow In The Dark, "The Last In Line and "Holy Diver.

All the good ones are leaving us and we are left with the likes of Brittany Speas, Miley Cyrus...At least we still have Cher and Ozzy...

Barb on Facebook, Old enough to know better to young to give a shit.

Last Bitch StandingDear Barb: What does it mean when a 52 years old man gets erected by just talking about sex on the phone ?we were just talking about sex and weather it should be for pleasure or marriage confirmation. i was on the marriage side and he was on pleasure side so we started talking about masturbating and sexual desires and so he told me hes making a hole on his pants and he really wants me but we just went out once together and been just talking on the phone

Barb answers: IT MEANS YOU SHOULD COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THAT HE CAN STILL EVEN GET IT UP AT THAT AGE? LMAO ITS EITHER THAT OR HES LOOKING AT SOME OTHER ''HOTTIE'' ON LINE AND FANTASIZING AS THEY ARE SPEAKING''!! just saying---

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