Friday, June 4, 2010

Mileys Cyrus plans Bday bash!

Miley Cyrus is taking her friends abroad to celebrate her 18th birthday. The 'Hannah Montana' star plans to whisk 10 of her closest pals away on an exotic beach holiday when she reaches the landmark age on November 23.

Discussing her plans for the occasion, she said: "I hope I can just have a frickin' break. Because I haven't had time, even a week to chill. So I'm probably just going to go to the beach or something.

I'll take about 10 of my friends with me and hang out with the people I never really get to see. A lot of my friends, they work, and I'm in the business too.

I sure hope there is an auto- tone somewhere around-

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Thursday, June 3, 2010

Im but all postive that Al Gore confessed that he has been in the closet all along while secretly wearing Tippers Panties-

All jokes aside..when a marriage of 40 years ends what is disturbing to most people is why? The answer is the question. Marriage is an institution.

So is a mental facility and prison...40 years...

That is a long time...sometimes if you stay any longer..the only option without divorce is a strait jacket...or 40 more years of what feels like a life sentence.

Michelle Roach Sutherland

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Assholeology: The Science Behind Getting Your Way - and Getting Away with itSISSONVILLE, W.Va. – Kanawha County authorities said a marital spat over a late dinner has landed a man in jail on an arson charge. Lt. Sean Crosier of the Sheriff's Department said 60-year-old Guy Edward Jones came home Sunday and got angry because his wife, Beverly Jones, didn't have dinner on the table.

Crosier said the couple fought and Beverly Jones ran to a neighbor's house. Crosier said she turned and saw flames coming out of the basement and her husband exiting through the basement door.

Guy Jones was in the South Central Regional Jail on Monday afternoon in lieu of $50,000 bond. It could not be determined whether he had a lawyer

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Man accidentally shoots self in testicles

SEATTLE – Police said a man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at a Lynnwood department store.

Police spokeswoman Shannon Sessions said the man was carrying his handgun in his waistband and it accidentally went off about noon Sunday.


She said he was wounded in the testicles and also in his leg and foot. No one else was hurt. The man was rushed to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, but there was no immediate word on his condition.

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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

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