Saturday, June 19, 2010

Bigfoot Spotted By Virginia Mountain Man - turns out to be famous North Carolina native

Not sure if it was the meth, moonshine, or years of living alone in the mountains but a virginian yokel saw bigfoot and got a nice news story on the local TV.

Unfortunately, upon further examination of the footage, it was merely a case of mistaken identity as it was merely the North Carlina governor Bev Perdue, enjoying some hunting au naturale.

Amused by the commotion, Ms. Perdue posed for the camera and some local children before getting back to digging for truffles and killing wild game with her bare hands.

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BP changes to new logo before Tony Hayward steps down

AP:  After successfully holding off a congressional inquiry and not admitting to knowing anything about the company he runs, CEO Tony Hayward just announced that BP has adopted a new logo more in keeping with their way of doing business and caring for safety and the planet.

At most, all other major oil companies each had 2 or 3 safety violations since 2007 while BP had over 750!

This is a complete failure of our government to regulate and protect us, and an example of how all politicians in washington care only about padding their pockets with corporate donations.  This time, they destroyed an entire ocean with their greed, and possibly all oceans on the planet!


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Friday, June 18, 2010

Chers last show in Vegas July 4





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The people of Facebook

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Farmville celebrates one year anniversary!

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I am the Farmville King! The greatest game ever! Add me!

Tiger Woods' Mistress -- He's the Daddy...HEY Tiger! Use the EARS!

Wonders why there was ever a paternity suit when you have handles ears such as this! Poor Tiger.....


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TMZ broke the story ... Devon filed legal papers in Florida Thursday afternoon. She does not believe her mother's claim -- that a 2002 DNA test proves another man is the father of Austin Brinling.

Devon says she wants the judge to force Tiger to submit to DNA testing. And she'd like Tiger to become part of her son's life.

Applebees has the right idea...

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Naughty Girls Rock

Adam Lambert has a new look according to ShowbizSpy.com....You decide?

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Thursday, June 17, 2010

You Decide

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Funny Facebook status messages! Copy and Paste!

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would like to say on this last day of Winter. Winter, Kiss my Mother F*#$ing A$ and DON'T HURRY BACK!!!

Barb says ...You might be a Farmville Addict

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You consider quitting your real job and get a real farm instead


Ghetto Fights Vol. 4

GJ's status message generator!

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Copy and Paste! As a taxpaying citizen I demand a full secret service escort to Mcdonalds everyday!

BlackBerry Bold 9700 Phone (AT&T)

Funny Facebook status messages! Copy and Paste! I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.

Naughty Nymph Sexy Women's Costume Adult Halloween Outfit - Size M/L, Dress Size 8-14

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Funny Facebook status messages! Copy and Paste! Facebook: A place where all your past mistakes will eventually try to befriend you.

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Funny Facebook status messages! Copy and Paste! says Skinny jeans aren't for everybody...

Live At The Troubadour [CD / DVD Combo]

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Funny Facebook status messages! Copy and Paste! Carpe Edam - Sieze the Cheese

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Funny Facebook status messages! Copy and Paste! chugging NyQuil until sugar plums really are dancing in my head

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Just Fuck Me! - What Women Want Men to Know About Taking Control in the Bedroom (A Guide for Couples)

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

A Visit from the Landlord



Brother PT-1400 P-Touch Handheld Labeler
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Porn star offer BP an idea to stop the oil leak - Watermelons

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Why is pays to check your dogs shit

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Yeah I said it - A St. Louis worker found $58 — packed in dog poop. Steve Wilson works for DoodyCalls Pet Waste Removal. On a recent call, he noticed money sticking out from doggie doo.

Wilson wasn't sure what to do, but eventually pulled out the bills, sanitized them, placed them in a plastic zip-locked bag and returned them to the customer. It turned out to be $58.

So get at it pet owners -
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Virgin butt ( I mean mobile) Pay as you go wireless services! Only at Walmart!

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Barb aka Fruitcake Lady weighs in on Stupidass Questions. com !

I will be attending a summer wedding and it's suppose to be like 80 degrees out. Do you think it's ok to dress my son in a sweat suit? I don't want him to get sunburn. Also, he is fussy because he's teething. Should I just lock him in the car with the windows up so no bugs get in? I could park it in the shade.

Citizens Arrest, A Great Day, Dumbasses Anonymous, and WoodshopBarb says- WHY DONT YOU JUST FORGET THE SWEAT SUIT, AND OPT FOR A DRESS SHIRT, PANTS, AND LITTLE TIE.. AND HIS FAVORITE STUFFED TOY- -- TO BE WORN IN HIS COFFIN.

BECAUSE IF YOUR THAT MUCH OF A VILLAGE IDIOT ..THATS WHERE HE WILL BE SPENDING HIS SUMMER[AND THE REST OF THE SEASONS, ETC.] AFTER YOU ROAST HIM IN YOUR CAR?AND ''YOU''? START REMOVING ALL JEWELERY, AND BE PREPARED TO GET FITTED WITH A PRISON JUMP SUIT- DUMBASS..

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Mr. C answers STUPID questions via the website Stupidassquestions.com

Dear SAQ’s: I will be attending a summer wedding and it's suppose to be like 80 degrees out. Do you think it's ok to dress my son in a sweat suit? I don't want him to get sunburn. Also, he is fussy because he's teething.

Should I just lock him in the car with the windows up so no bugs get in? I could park it in the shade.

Stupid History: Tales of Stupidity, Strangeness, and Mythconceptions Throughout the Ages
Mr. C answers: Im thinking that it would be in your best interest to take the child to the local hospital and pin a note on the sweat-suit saying that you are a complete moron and that you are not stable enough to even be around teenagers, let along children.


Then you should drive to your local Wal-mart and sit in the car naked until some toothless redneck kidnap's you and drags you off to the woods where the banjos play really loud.

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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Funny Facebook status messages! Copy and Paste! You're angry at me for that ? Thats cool, just let me know when you grow up

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What to Do When Your Temper Flares: A Kid's Guide to Overcoming Problems With Anger (What to Do Guides for Kids)

Very Funny Twitter updates! Why test on animals when we have pedophiles, rapists, and murderers in prison?

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Predators: Pedophiles, Rapists, And Other Sex Offenders

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