Saturday, June 26, 2010

The people of Walmart

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Its peanut butter jelly time....I think

STUPIDASS-

Ever wondered what happens at the G8 and G20 summits when the idiots get together?

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The ultimate in Facebook status messages

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im not conceited,im just simply aware if how sexy I am!!
Shock Ball Shocking Hot Potato Game

Friday, June 25, 2010

I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

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Weird Facebook status messages- I've gone to bed like 6 times tonight and I've ended up on Facebook every time.

Bullsh*t ButtonVoodoo Doll
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Funny Facebook Status Messages! says If Tylenol, Duct Tape & WD-40 can't fix it...you've got serious problems !!!

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Magic FishbowlFred Bombed Beerbands, Set of 12

Stupid Facebook status updates -was stopped by a man in the street who asked... "Excuse me... can you tell me the quickest way to get to the hospital" I replied..... "Yeah..... just call me a cunt"

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The Bucket ListTransformers

Unique Facebook status updates- is saving the planet by tailgating his Silverado behind a Prius.

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The Twilight Saga: New Moon SoundtrackTwilight Soundtrack

You know you're getting old if you look at an iPad and think "doesn't that look like an Etch-a-Sketch?"

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Funny Facebook Status Messages!

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I get lonely sometimes so I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.

Carnival GamesLego Star Wars: The Complete SagaMario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games

Man drifts a mile into Gulf off Fla. on pool float

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BELLEAIR BEACH, Fla. – A man who apparently passed out on a pool float at a Tampa area beach ended up drifting about a mile from Florida's shore in the Gulf of Mexico. The U.S. Coast Guard rescued the man, identified as Jerry Whipple, on Wednesday afternoon.

Coast Guard Petty Officer First Class Mariana O'Leary says they suspect the man was very drunk.

Mr. C thinks- It should have been me..

The Martial Arts Essentials, Vol. 6: Drunken Masters

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Nearly $30 million stolen from Homebuyer Credit: report - Yahoo! Finance

Nearly $30 million stolen from Homebuyer Credit: report - Yahoo! Finance

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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Newest Fad out of Hollywood? Gender Reassignment. The latest victim? Lindsey Lohan

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Stupidassquestions.com ROCK ON!

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Dear SAQ’s My mother told me that eating small meals all day boosts your metabolism which then helps you lose weight. I don't have time to cook a whole bunch of meals so I have been buying extra large pizza’s and having a slice every hour. So far I have gained 26 pounds. What am I doing wrong? Did my mother lie to me?


Mr. C answers: Your mom in law did not lie to you tard. She just left part of it off, I guess it is due to her forgetfulness and the gin and juice, but that's what I'm here for. Yes, eating small meals will boost your metabolism and your doing fine with the pizza thing as Dr. Adkins assured millions that you can eat all the protein you want, and pizza is full of that stuff with all the cheese and shit, ya know.

But every time you eat a piece of Pizza, you have to also have a dab of chocolate, but only a certain kind will work with the mix. I wont give you the name as Im afaird you wont get the right kind, I will just leave you a picture of the box. And yes it works- I have lost 500 pounds! Pizza and Chocolate (26) a day! Rock on see image below.

Ex-Lax Stimulant Laxative, Maximum Strength, 25 mg, 90-Count Boxes (Pack of 2)

Facebook | Gray J Collins

Facebook | Gray J Collins

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Yahoo Question: How many cherries has Robert Pattinson popped since Twilight was released?

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Mr C answers: You didn't hear? His pecker rotted off a couple months back. Now get your hands out of your pants STUPID.
Cardinal Games Twilight Eclipse Board Game

Funny Facebook Status Messages!

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heard that Tiger Woods just sent Jesse James a Thank You note... and a bottle of penecillen.

Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10

Funny Facebook Status Messages!

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is It takes 37 muscles to frown, 17 to smile...but only 3 to pull a trigger.

New Super Mario Bros

Funny Facebook Status Messages! is such an adrenaline junky that when I see a 'caution wet floor sign' I walk faster

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Children At Play Child Safety Double Sided Sign

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

I can really have it all? What a feeling! What a feeling! Take your passion and bend it over!

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One thousand and ONE uses for a THONG! Let your body move to the MUSIC! Vogue!

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Your a superstar! Yes that's what you are!!

I need a caption for this pic! Mr C is at a loss for words here...

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Barb has certain RULES for her lawn BOYS. Last summer MR C himself decided to take Barb up on her offer to cut her grass. It was the easiest 70 buck I have ever made. The sunburn is a thought for another day.

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Barb at 90 teaching the grankids to powershop!

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Is this what you call a manCHER? Find a Cliff stupid.

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Perez Hilton eight months into his gender reassignment spotted at Walmart in Hollywood.

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Yeah many can relate to this...Some people have to be fucked up to shop at Walmart.

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This is Barb at 60 shopping at Walmart...

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