Saturday, July 17, 2010

Smartass Facebook status updates! And while Im at it! SILLY BANDS ON 60 year old women at McDonald's- Just wrong.

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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Funny Facebook Status Messages! ┌П┐ (•_•) ┌П┐

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Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are in an undisclosed location after reports that Kathy Griffin bitch slapped Bristol outside Wal-mart!

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The tumultuous relationship between Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston took another surprising turn Wednesday, when Kathy Griffin showed up in  Alaska and pulled a Bon Qui Qui on Bristol Palin.

It was rumored that Bristol (Baby Mama) was coming out of Walmart  when Kathy and her possey drove right up to the front door, Kathy jumped out of the armored Hummer and bitch slapped Bristol Plain "I know you ditin" Kathy screamed,  as grabbed Bristol's hair extensions and pulled them out.

Bristol fell to the ground and attempted to shield herself from the wrath of Kathy Griffin who is married to the 19 year old Levi. As the word spread Sara Palin who was still in Walmart bitching with the manager as to why her book was not in full view of the customers, came running out of the store screaming at Kathy Griffin

"Oh Jesus, you slapped my whore daughter, now I'm going to kick that ass"

As the customer streamed out of the store forming a circle around the two, Kathy  yelled "Bring it Bitch" and flew into Sara Palin. That is when the world found out that Sara Palin has been wearing a wig!

Kathy attempted to grabbed a handful of Sara's hair, and the entire wig came off Sara's head and she ran through the crowd and took refuge in the arms of the manager crying. The crowd then became like   something of an episode of Jerry Springer, KATHY, KATHY they chanted!

Kathy walked over to Bristol threw Sara's wig on her, and with four words disappeared into the hummer. As the door closed Kathy's makeup girl was touching up her make-up and dabbing her forehead,

Kathy could be heard saying "Take that you Bitches" As she drove away.

Levi Johnston was hiding in Sara's limo looking at his Playgirl magazine. Rock On Kathy Griffin.
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Funny and stupid pictures contest

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Contest rules are real simple- Put your stupid glasses on and start snapping those pics on your cell. Anything you consider stupid will work.

Pics will be uploaded and the stupid pics with the most votes wins a Applebees gift card and a iseestupidpeople t-shirt to wear while enjoying your meal at Applebees!

Contest ends August 30th with the winner announced on Facebook!

There is alot of stupidity in the world and Im searching for the cream of the crop in stupidity.

Send pic messages to my phone 336/469/6141 or email gjcollins@ymail.com.

Let the stupidity begin! The pics cannot be stolen from the internet! They have to be original photos taken with your camera or phone!

Bodies Exhibit at Luxor in Las Vegas

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Bodies Exhibit at Luxor!

What a catchier Phrase!

Bodies and Las Vegas go together right? The bodies exhibit at the Luxor is unlike anything you have ever seen before. For a 31.00 ticket price is not a bad way to waste some time before hit the slots and the drinks!

Come face to face with 13 whole-body specimens and more than 260 organs and partial body specimens have been meticulously dissected, preserved through an innovative process. ( Yes they are real people)

You can see on the "Inside" what we put our bodies through by lack of exercise, overeating, smoking, and stress.

The bodies are respectfully presented, giving visitors the opportunity to view the beauty and complexity of their own organs and systems. It's a breathtaking experience, especially for the children-

Parents just don't let the really smart children read out loud and disturb the rest of the guest.

Mr C wonders...Where do I sign up to be preserved in time?

Top Places to Live in the US - is your town in the list?


CNN/Money just published their annual list of the best places to live in the U.S. and there are some interesting picks in that list.  With 2 in NC, and 7 in the entire southeast... are we living in the wrong part of the country?  Who picks what the criteria are anyway?


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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Barefoot Bandit gets $2 million dollar deal from Mycocide for foot fungus

In a surprise windfall, the notorious (recently captured) Barefoot Bandit was recently offered a $2 million dollar deal from the makers of Mycocide.  This is a popular drug for treating severe cases of foot fungus or rot, which is why the bandit could never wear shoes as it was too painful... bet you wouldn't wear shoes either if your feet looked like these lol!

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Perfect punishment for the new "Crazy" Mel Gibson?

Ok, I have to say this.  If the true Mel Gibson is now out... threatening to burn down his ex's house... spewing a torrent of racial epithets (again)... telling his ex she deserved to be hit by him... then why not take away all the money he's been given by women and all the races who have gone and paid to see his movies or purchased them?  THAT would be fair.  Just sayin'...

Any other person making the threats that Mr. Gibson has made would CERTAINLY be in jail right now.  But that's a whole 'nother topic.

In 1987, Mel Gibson played the crazy, reckless LAPD Detective Sergeant Martin Riggs in the movie Lethal Weapon.  Now, he enjoys spending time with his cat.

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Monday, July 12, 2010

Angelina Jolie to be the next James Bond? Exclusive Video! This summer in "Salt"!


Well it appears that Tom Cruise was the original choice... but what a better choice to cast Angelina Jolie as the next secret agent action star!  ABC has an exclusive interview here!






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Twilight Effect causing teens to bite one another?

Well kids will always push limits, and apparently this new "love tap" is becoming more and more popular... but I don't think it's worth the risk of getting a serious infection or some other disease (hepatitus, syphilus, or HIV  anyone?)

So the next time your boyfriend or girlfriend says they want to bite you as an expression of their love, call them out as the follower that they are, give them a kick in the groin or stomach as an expression of your love..... and run-- don't walk-- to the door!

Seriously, tell them if they want to express their love, they can go out and get a job and buy you a car.  And if you want a vampire kiss for real, either go out and find a real vampire or get a good book or two on the subject... either that or go ask the Red Cross if they have any expired blood bags you can suck on (N*A*S*T*Y!)


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Obama outsources Congress using a bold twist in NAFTA!

Washington (AP):  Today Obama unveiled his new plan for Congress, which is making use of the NAFTA laws passed by Congress long ago.  In 7 short days, all members of Congress will have their jobs out-sourced to India, Mexico, and China.  Members of Congress were all shocked by the announcement, naturally, as they were the ones who created the concept of shipping American work overseas and did not think any laws would ever apply to them!  Shown here are several happy Indians who will now be taking over several House seats:
Obama was also very excited, as this now opens the door to extending a welcome hand to all Muslim nations as well.  He was allegedly overhead saying "Once we have them working with NASA, and our foreign friends are running the USA, it will be easy to bring all of us together as one big happy global family!"


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Funny Facebook Status Messages! thinks we should remove all the warning labels and signs from everything, and let the stupid people weed themselves out of the gene pool!!

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If you dont have it get it! According to Mr C-----The greatest thing since sliced bread, and no Im not getting paid to say this.

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I hear Apple is coming out with themed editions of the IPOD- The Whitney Huston edition....ICRACK.

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And the Beat goes on..Cher returns to Vegas

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Amid the rumors that she was ending the show in July, it is now confirmed that she will return to Las Vegas in September with the show that can only be described as Cher.

The legend hasn't slowed down one beat and continues to dazzle audiences of all ages. At 65 the beat goes on! Long live Cher. Get your tickets today.

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Cher - The Farewell Tour

New York New York Hotel and Casino Las Vegas!

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Paris Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas!

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View of the pool which sits on top of the Casino! Great View

Funny Facebook Status Messages! When asked "What would you bring with you to a deserted island", how come no one ever replies, "A boat."?

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Sunday, July 11, 2010

Funny Facebook Status Messages! Money can't buy happiness. But it can buy marshmallows, which are kinda the same thing

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Funny Facebook Status Messages! Two wrongs don't make a right, but they have the potential to become a pretty interesting Facebook status update.

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