Thursday, July 22, 2010

Iseestupidpeople EXCLUSIVE! Fish Found in boy's penis! Fish sticks anyone?

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Fish! Tales: Real-Life Stories to Help You Transform Your Workplace and Your LifeClassic Stupidity in its rarest form folks- And I might add this story is true. I sat in my cube at work all night last night wondering how in THEE hell a FISH just jumped out of his hand and into his pisser and then apparently swam into the bladder!

I get goosebumps just thinking about it- Urinating for ME will never be the same- I call complete bullshit on this story as little Indian boy probably stuffed that poor fish into his pecker!

Yes, I said it! Bullshit! Read the complete story and then you will say just as I did - There is some fishy shit going on here! Poor Fish- READ BELOW! Be warned!

India-Doctors were surprised to find a 2 cm long fish in the penis of a 14-year-old boy from India. Apparently, the fish had slipped up the penis and into the boy's bladder. The patient was admitted to hospital with complaints of pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention spanning a 24-hour period.

According to the boy, the fish slipped into his penis while he was cleaning his aquarium at home.

Professor Vezhaventhan and Professor Jeyaraman, who treated the boy and later wrote a paper on the case, explain: "While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra and then he developed all these symptoms."

After detecting the fish in the boy's bladder, Vezhaventhan and Jeyaraman used a technique known as cystourethroscopy to insert a special set of forceps down the patient's penis. Unfortunately, the fish was just too slippery to grip, so they resorted to using a rigid ureteroscope with a tool attached that is normally used for removing bladder stones.

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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

United announces "turbulence fee" might be forthcoming after United flight hits turbulence, leaving 21 injured

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Entertainment ONLY....In case you haven't figured that out yet!

United Airlines Flight 967 ran into some heavy duty turbulence and it seems that some passengers got tossed around like popcorn! Just remember that although some think that the "fasten seatbelt" sign is just some green lights above your head to entertain you when you have talked the people around you to death - it's not!

It means exactly that. Fasten your seatbelt.

United Airlines announced on Friday that a mandatory "turbulence fee" of 35.00 will now be charged to compensate for the millions that United will pay out to the idiots who thought it cool to be 30 thousand feet in the air at 500 miles an hour without a seatbelt. Stupid-

I hear that the flight attendants where passing out clean underwear when they de-boarded.

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Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Funny Facebook Status Messages! says Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

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Monday, July 19, 2010

Inspirational Facebook status messages

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Life is all about timing... the unreachable becomes reachable, the unavailable become available, the unattainable... attainable. Have the patience, wait it out It's all about timing

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Funny names for alcoholic drinks! Make a Sex, Money, Power

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Well I dont think this one will make you have sex, get money or power. But it might turn you into a bar whore for a couple hours- LOL

• 1/2 oz Amaretto
• 1 oz Milk
• 1/2 oz Vodka
• 1/2 oz Kahlua
• 1/2 oz Baileys
• 1/2 oz Southern Comfort
• 1/2 oz Chambord
• 1/2 oz Butterscotch Schnapps
• 1/2 oz Creme de Cacao

Preparation Steps
Pour ingredients over ice into open martini shaker. Shake vigorously. Strain for shooters. Remove Panties.

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Sunday, July 18, 2010

Paris Hilton caught with 500 LBS of marijuana with a street value of $1,000,000.

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Entertainment purposes only. The Real News

PARIS -While most of the world was sleeping lots of juicy shit happened in world news! In case you havent checked your email, recieved a text or a call on the cell- READ ON!

Paris Hilton was busted in Corsica after sniffer dogs detected 5Lbs-of marijuana in her bag along with a dead French Chihuahua that had apprantly overdosed as it sniffed the shitload of weed in her bag.

The blonde billionaire who was transiting the French Mediterranean island in a private jet was hauled into the police station and has been detained indefinitely.The cashe of drugs was estimated to be 5lbs with a street value of $1,000,000.

Paris is in good spirits, her spokeswoman told reporters during a press conference. She is being allowed to text Lindsey Lohan and Donald Trump (sweaty coke whore) also is in route to Paris's aid.

President Barrack Obama told members of the press that everyone should stand in prayer for Hollywood's most infamous anorexic dog killing, now weed toting whore! And that the United States will use every possible resource to bring Paris Home, even if we have to resort to Bill Clinton- We will bring her home.

In Corsica, the only punishment for such an offense is the death penalty. Larry King told viewers that Paris was the best thing since sliced bread and that she even let him touch her breast once. Facebook Reports that three server farms have been blown out due to activity of Paris's bust.

Oh yeah, as soon as Zsa Zsa Gabore heard the news, she fell out of the bed breaking several bones in her body and was rushed to a hospital!

Fidel Castro was so distraught that he came out of hiding to speak to the masses about a possible invasion of Paris if she wasn't freed! What a night!

And last but not least! Sara Palin was so pissed off that she stomped around Alaska causing a 6.5 earthquake! Paris shook the world last night!
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