Saturday, July 31, 2010

Funny Facebook Status Messages- Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of bullsh*t around your lips.

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Recovery

Funny Facebook Status Messages- says if you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face....

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Funny Facebook Status Messages Cigarette:- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

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Friday, July 30, 2010

WE COMING FOR YOU HOMEBOIEE------

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Funny Facebook Status Messages - Just took a shit in the Ocean BP has nothing on this, GOD help the fish.

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You'll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again: One Woman's Painfully Funny Quest to Give It UpMilk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found

Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste!

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STUPID FACEBOOK ONE LINE STATUS MESSAGES

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Annoying Facebook Status Updates -

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says if Facebook and Myspace were 9 to 5 jobs, then unemployment would cease to exist in our economy.

Iron Man 2 (Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Copy)

Crack head sets fake leg ablaze

LAS CRUCES, N.M. - A New Mexico man who investigators say set his prosthetic leg on fire with a pocketed crack pipe has been arrested.

Deputies say they found 47-year-old Randy Malone naked along U.S. 70 with his prosthetic right leg in flames on July 5. He was treated for burns to his leg, back and buttocks.

All new meaning to the word STUPID- Rock on idiot!

All I Ever WantedMy December

Ask Barb FRUITCAKE Lady's Granddaughter

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Dear Barb, Since you pass yourself off as the fruit cake lady maybe you can help me. My husband sits on the couch and scratches his belly in front of my girlfriends when I have them over for cocktails. I have asked him to stop doing this as his belly is way to big (Beer Gut) what can I do to make him stop?

Barb answers:  Be GLAD hes not scratching his NARDS in front of them!!! Get off your ass and cook some healthy food for him and that "beer gut" might go away dumbass.

Mr. C as a kid! How I miss these days.

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Breaking News! Lindsay Lohan just broke out of jail!

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Reebok's with the straps? NOT

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Sarah Palin Hits Obama For 'View' Appearance

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JUNEAU, Alaska — Sarah Palin is criticizing President Barack Obama for appearing on "The View." The 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee said Thursday on Twitter that Obama has "no time" to visit the U.S.-Mexico border yet can chat on the ABC daytime talk show

Hey Sara preaching to the choir aren't we douche-bag? You are the biggest media whore since Oprah. You sold out your state for millions in book deals and appearances as your teenage daughter was spitting out babies.

The majority of the American public actually think that  you have something to offer. All you ever really do is tweet and travel the media circuit bitching about what everyone else is doing. Who gives a rat ass if Obama was on the view? And what the hell are you going to do at the border? 

Start building the wall yourself? 

Ellen DeGeneres tells Idol to suck it

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Filling Simon Cowell‘s seat on American Idol was already a tough task –- now another chair is there for the taking. Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, who became a full-time judge on the show during its ninth season, is bowing out of the series.

One thing is for certain. Ellen tryed but there is not a person in Hollywood that fill the shoes of Simon and that lazy eyed crack whore Paula! Good hunting Idol.

Damn Ellen has got some serious wrinkle-age going on here....Might be time to see the doc Ellen....

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Monica Lewinsky is said to be the maid of honor at Chelsae's wedding. Hillary PISSED

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Well not really, but that would be a nice family fight wouldn't it? The funny thing is that is amazes me how Washington spends our money. I'm not 100 % sure but odds are our money is being used in this bullshit wedding at some level. 

Who gives a rat ass about this rich brat getting hitched? And why is the Air Space being closed by the FAA?
I wonder what would happen if someone actually flew into the "NO FLY ZONE" would the Air Force shootem down? Only in America.

With all that money they really should do something about those hideous teeth in that dykes head. For Christ's sakes she looks like a chipmunk who's just found a fat juicy log to chew on! 


According to the FAA, a temporary flight restriction has been issued for the area where Chelsea is tying the knot on Saturday in Rhinebeck, NY -- and will last from 3 PM EDT Saturday until 3:30 AM EDT Sunday. 


The flight restriction -- which was issued due to a "VIP (Very Important People) Movement" -- will cover a land mass with a 1.5 nautical mile radius ... and extend from zero to 2000 feet above ground level.

Sorry, paragliding paparazzi ... no shots for you.

More Proof that Lady GAGA is NOT a man...

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Comedian Drew Carey literally LAUGHED HIS ASS OFF to the tune of 80 pounds! I think there is cracky stuff going on here...

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Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! is wondering if they make psycho repellent?!

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The Players Club

Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! Does anyone need to use the bathroom before we leave?

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Hot Tub Time Machine (Unrated) [Blu-ray]

Funny names for alcoholic drinks! Make a Screaming Blue Mother Fucker

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What is a Screaming Blue Mutherfucker? Could it be that the Blueman group from Vegas created this one? I just dont get it...Screaming Blue Mutherfucker?...Intresting.

Ingredients
• 1/2 oz Triple Sec
• 1 oz Blue Curacao
• 1 oz Gin
• 1 oz Tequila
• 1 oz Rum
• 1 oz Vodka

Preparation Steps Pour first 5 ingredients into a tall glass over ice, add sweet/sour almost to top of glass, then add Blue Curacao. Shake well and the run around the house chasing your mother naked!


Funny names for alcoholic drinks! Make a Juicy Pussy...Please tell me it isn't so

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Sad to say but the bartenders of Facebook say it is true..
Ingredients
• 1/2 glass Orange Juice
• 3/4 shot Peach Schnapps
• 1/4 shot Baileys Irish Cream

Preparation Steps - Fill shot glass 3/4 the way full with the Peach Schnapps, layer Bailey and drop it in a glass about 1/2 way with the Orange Juice

Some say it may cause throat cheese.....Just sayin

Rogaine on CRACK

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What happens in Vegas....

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Interesting Facebook status messages - Taking a picture of a flower does not make you a photographer......

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Don't Stop The MusicI Gotta Feeling

Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! I was sitting at the dinner table last night and I meant to say pass the mashed potatoes but I let it slip you stupid B@#ch you've ruined my life

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Stupid Sock Creatures: Making Quirky, Lovable Figures from Cast-off Socks

Stupid Facebook status messages - One way to get out of Jury Duty- preface every answer with "according to the prophecy"

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