Saturday, August 7, 2010

Bird Shits on Tori Spelling


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It's crazy ya know - Had no idea that birds shit on the rich folks cars...See it LOL

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What Were They Thinking?! Cher step out in questionable getups.

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You have got to be kidding me.  OMG (from Yahoo) is dis'ing Cher?  Who in the hell would even dare to say anything negative about this woman?  She is passionate, charitable, intelligent, gracious, and fun!  She is 65 damn years old and has more energy than most 20-year-olds!  And she's rocked the world over for almost 50 years, and knows what music really is about.

Cher is the only female solo artist to reach the Top Ten of the Billboard Hot 100 in each of the previous four decades. With a career lasting over 40 years, Cher has sold over 100 million records worldwide and her personal wealth is around 600 million dollars.

Cher can could walk around NAKED and put most people to shame!

For all the haters out there... don't comment on someone you know nothing 'about. It makes you look stupid... and just who the hell are you to judge how she looks? Have you seen your 3 asses in the mirror lately? Besides, I don't see anyone running to snap your picture... so come back when you are someone in the same class as CHER.

And besides, what do you look like in public on your off days? Bet what you are wearing is truly a faux pas in comparison. Cher has worked longer-- and harder-- than you likely ever will, and has been infinitely more successful than you EVER will be. So stop the hate and jealousy. Give props where it is due!

To the lame moron who wrote the review, and the piss-a-razzi Jose Perez - Cher could buy your ghetto asses over and over again if she wanted.  Give her props and cut someone 10x more successful than you'll EVER be some slack!  Take that you bitches.

Rock ON!  GO CHER GO. LIVE FOREVER. YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH.

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Relationship Facebook status messages - says there's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away...

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Random Facebook status messages - thinks that being the BP employee of the month must really suck :/

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Clever Facebook status messages! Copy and Paste into your profile!

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is typing up a letter to the producers of "Unsolved Mysteries"...maybe they can figure out how many damn licks it takes to get to the center of a damn Tootsie Pop!!!!

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Friday, August 6, 2010

Need a Clever Disguise? Underwear and Sharpie Markers to the rescue!

OK, you and your BFF have a fool-proof plan to rob that bank/liquor-store/mini-mart that you both go to all the time. But what to do for a disguise? Hmmmm... yeah that's it, permanent marker! You can just let your creative "artist" out and draw up your own mask! Nobody will ever know it was you, and after the caper, you can just draw up another identity! God what a couple of STUPID douche-bags!

But if you just can't bring yourself to create your own vision of glamor, and you like the smell of your own dirty underwear, you can just do what this lovely braindead woman did.  Simply remove your underwear, attach some paperclips, and voila... instant mask!  Perfect as it will definitely stop people from wanting to get anywhere near you while you commit your crime.  Just make sure it's nice and hot outside, and go for a run before you put on your underwear mask:




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Mr C wants to know: Who is stupid enough to call 911 for a ride to a liquor store?

What in the hell is wrong with people in this country? Seriously. Are we as a nation, after years of dumbing down our educational system and bending over for liberals and hippies, decades of stupid commercials and TV, finally slipping over the edge? Common sense is apparently no longer that common... anyway, this waste-of-air decided to call 911 not once, not twice, but 3 times to ask for a ride to the liquor store to get more alcohol. I am truly at a loss for more words!

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Thursday, August 5, 2010

New Snuggie for the Holiday Season: Keep Warm and safe from a bad economy at the same time!

They're coming out with a new snuggie, just in time for this holiday season, which keeps you warmer than the original, PLUS helps isolate you from all the shit that is going on in the world today or your own house for that matter. Get yours now!

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Important Information about Gonorrhea Lectim and upcoming elections

AP: Important Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of a recurring American disease. The disease is Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em") and symptoms range from mild flatulence, empty financial accounts, perpetual frustration and migraines, and an inability to see reason. A spokesperson stated this disease is rampant and is approaching epidemic proportions and has become a terrible "obamanation".

The disease is contracted through the dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranuim far up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008....but now most experts, after seeing the results of those infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize just how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Please pass this important message on to all the bright folks you really care about.


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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Ask the fruitcake lady - BARB

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Dear Barb...I have worked my entire life and was never able to enjoy strutting my stuff at the beach. I used to be a bombshell back in the day, but in my senior years I have some added baggage.

 My question is do you think it wrong for me to wear this 2 piece on the beach? My husband and my son both act as if they don't even know who I am when I wear this, should I stop wearing it?

Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! You ever wonder what the person on the other side of the mirror is wondering about you?

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Grandma used to say that we are all products of our environment, well in this case I'm wondering who in the hell would want a DOLL such as this.

Yes it's real and yes it is in the kids section of Amazon. Folks there is stupid and then there is STUPID.

When did our society become this out of control with stupidity such as this? Crazy.

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If Gluttony really is a sin, according to a recent poll, 67% of Americans are going straight to hell.

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Monday, August 2, 2010

Farmville files for chapter 11

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In light of recent events on the farm Mr. C has decided to sell the houses, trees, flowers, streams, ponds, pools, chickens, pigs, horses, cows, and everything that has made him so popular in the past.

The economy has gone to shit and it is time to buckle down show others that one only needs the basics to survive this shitty economy.

So with that said I will be living in the barn and eating soybeans until things look up- Although I think I might enjoy this way of life - Simplicity.

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