Friday, August 13, 2010

Farmville RULES OF THE GAME- Rule # 2

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Black Ops: A Presidential Agent NovelIf your neighbors don't fertilize your crops every single day of the year, big freaking deal- Emails stating otherwise might make you look rather stupid- People have lives to live, or at least I do - with that said...I will get to it when I get to it.

Happy Farming  -

Farmville RULES OF THE GAME- Rule # 1

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When a friend sends you a gift that you know you really can't use - Keep your mouth shut and return the gift, if you can't use it - sell it for coins.

Demanding certain gifts from your neighbors is  a sure way to piss some folks off- Don't do it- Play the game like it is supposed to be played. Just sayin-

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Thursday, August 12, 2010

They got the fire down below

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What happens in Vegas....

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Funny Status updates for Facebook - says I think if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single" or petition for a new status called "I am bootycall."

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Dear Mr C -How do I go from having sex with someone, to saying "NO MORE SEX"?

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Since you think you know everything can you help me Mr. C?

Penn & Teller Bullsh*t: The Seventh SeasonHere is the problem- He knows I love it. He knows I'm into him BAD. I've asked for a relationship before and he has been adamantly saying "no" all along. He always plays the "poor me" card ("just feeling bored and lonely"),


and he always plays the "can't help myself from having you" card (If I say "Are we having a PG-rated night?" He will reply, "I can't guarantee anything. When I'm around you all I wanna do is shag you silly. But alas it is always up to you. But that's what I want to do if you would like to..."

My only defenses are that: - I am Christian and as a Christian it is wrong to have pre-marital sex. Help :(

Thank you.

Mr. C answers - Forget all the BS reason's you gave here-  Sounds to me like your headed to a Masters Degree in being a number 1 grade A slut- That simple.

And HE is obviously  NOT that into you- He wants ACTION and a little herpes and that's it.

Gimme a break on that Christian shit as well, that's all most of them do is bang whatever they can find to bang ( UR PROOF POSITIVE) see above question.

You think if you bang him silly he will want you forever? Well it does not work like that-

Have you ever stopped to think how many more people he is banging- Get to the clinic right away, and try to not get hit by a bus while en-route- Oh I should have said lighting from above.

If ya want the TRUTH, then ask Mr C.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

JetBlue flight attendant "Rocket Man" arrested after TELLS passenger to "Suck It"

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Kathy Griffin: Everybody Can Suck ItFlight attendant was struck in the face after passenger decided to get her luggage out of the overheard compartment before the plane even stopped- Passenger cursed at Flight attendant and refuses to sit back down-

Flight attendant goes to intercom and curses out the lady- Grabs some beer- hits the emergency landing and could be heard while sliding down "Suck it bitch"

My question is why did they not arrest the lady? Rock on - Mr. Rocket Man- You fame is already written- I love it! You are alright with Mr C- Dealing with stupid people everyday is NOT an easy job-

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Monday, August 9, 2010

Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! is encrypting a secret message within this status. Examine these words carefully. The first one to decrypt the message wins...

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Sunday, August 8, 2010

Baileys and the Mcdonalds Caramel Frappe?

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Ah! Sunday Mornings, gotta love em especially where I live. The place turns into a ghost town every Sunday, the busiest place is Mcdonalds where all the people are dressed all up in Walmart's finest sitting around eating greasy biscuits, drinking coffee and holding the bible.

Children of the CornIt is funny to me because these people often times look at act so different than what they do through the week. What is it about Sunday's that make people act like that?

 I mean just last Thursday I sat in Wild Wing's cafe and watched Melissa dancing around the bar half naked (8 sheets to the wind) and now I see her sitting in Mcdonalds dressed all pretty with hubby and the kids.

Yeah OK, let me get my stuff and get out of here before they all set me on fire for having my flops and shorts on-

Facebook Status updates - I'm already deleting my drunk Facebook status updates, and it's not even tomorrow.

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Stupid Facebook status messages - blew all his christmas money on hookers and cocaine.....

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