Saturday, August 21, 2010

Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! I made some jello the other day, and kept thinking it tasted funny. Then I realized this was the first time in 10 years that I've had jello that doesn't taste like vodka.

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VODKA SET

BINK ON FACEBOOK- Funny Facebook status messages....Now get your ass in the kitchen.

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The Beer BookSince our anniversary is coming up I asked my where did she want to go for our anniversary? It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

She said that she wanted to go somewhere she hasn't been in a long time. So I suggested how about the kitchen......And that's when the fight started

Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste!

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My Grandmother knew everything about EVERYBODY in town- She knew all the neighbors business- She knew Cars that passed her house by the license number- She had a pair of Binoculars that she used to use to monitor EVERYONES activity's in her community-

God she would have loved FACEBOOK- Wish she was still around to use it- sitting in front of the computer would have been easier than sitting in those trees...

Bob Seger - Guitar Play-Along DVD Volume 18Travelin' Man: On the Road and Behind the Scenes With Bob Seger (Painted Turtle)


Dr. Laura and the N word - Lessons on how to make millions from stupid Americans

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It amazes me how stupid people are - People will fall for just about anything. The whole Dr Laura Bullshit- It was a publicity STUNT- And most of STUPID America fell for it- The hag knew EXACTLY what she was doing and now she is Laughing at everyone as the offers come pouring in-

She has a book to be published in Jan- And guess what we all just did? Make her a millionaire all over AGAIN- Great JOB America! While you are sitting around bitching moaning and complaining about her use of the word she is sitting in the Caribbean sipping on a Margarita and laughing her ass off.

OMG- She looks like something even Satan's dog would not eat- "Vomit"

Improperganda (Art of the Publicity Stunt)

Friday, August 20, 2010

Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! Tonight while eating dinner, a young teenage girl walked by our table. My wife said to me, I wish I had her figure. I replied, So do I.......and that's when the fight started

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Perfect Playlist Techno 1

Douchebag for men? Only on Amazon

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Well you heard it here first - and I might add I cant wait till Barb comments on this one- I have been known to find things on Amazon that people sometimes don't know exist, but this tops the cake of stupidity. Its called a Unisex Douchbag for men and women.

I can only imagine the look on wife's face as hubby gets up from family time and says "Honey I need to go douche" It is truly a strange world we live in. Douchbag for MEN! LMAO- What will they think of next? Yeast infection cream for men? Tampons?

It says in the description...Please use our antibacterial Toy Cleaner (below) to thoroughly clean the insertable nozzle after use. Since when a douche bag become a toy...Oh lord I think I need to use the restroom now..

Unisex Douche - Complete 5 Piece Set for Men & Women


This kit includes all the elements necessary to use as an enema to clean the colon prior to anal activity.
You can also use it to refresh the vagina before or after sex. 

Please use our antibacterial Toy Cleaner (below) to thoroughly clean the insertable nozzle after use. 

Includes a Folding Douche Bag, 4`Threaded Tube with Tap and a Suction Cup Wall Mount Hook.

Great for travel, too!

Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! Apple just introduced the IdoucheBag, to carry your Ipod, Ipad, and Ipone.

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Unisex Douche - Complete 5 Piece Set for Men & Women

Farmville RULES OF THE GAME # 3 Doreen says...


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Doreen Billotto-Reilly says- LOVE IT WHEN SOMETHING NEW IS STARTED WITH FV AND THEN SOMEONE SENDS YOU A BEE LOL

Folks- When something new starts in Farmville, dont send your neighbors something they don't need - Farmville only allows a certain number of gift request in a 24 hour period - 

Most die hard Farmville players go ape shit when something new comes out- So don't waste the gift request on crap- Just sayin

Farm Hard-

Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! I feel sorry for Justin Bieber, everyone picks on her.

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Live At The Troubadour [CD / DVD Combo]

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! says Spent two hours trying to lick his elbow...brought back memories of an akward time during puberty

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Dexter: The Fourth Season

Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! I have a secret, I see offline people....

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A Little Death In Dixie

Smartass Facebook status messages to copy and paste - thinks instead of coffee at work, we need to have nice warm glasses of shut the hell up

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Cool Facebook status messages - Copy and Paste - When faced with a difficult task, pass it on to a lazy person and she'll figure out an easier way to accomplish it.

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Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! "Money cannot buy you happiness but id rather cry in my ferrari...."

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Untold Wealth: The Rise of the Super Rich

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

The Daily Scoop of Stupidity! Get your Laugh on here! Ask Mr. C (Dr.. Phil) without his meds.

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Dear Mr. C Tamera from upstate New York seeking your advice for my teenage daughter. She is 15 and totally unkept in her appearance. We have raised her in a God fearing home and we do not tolerate things such as tv music and going to public school.

Carrie (Special Edition)She wears black and draws these weird pictures of salivating dogs which scares the bee-gees out of me and her father. I think she has a demon, and if so, I want it gone from her. My question is do you think Online Exorcisms get better results? One site offers a package for demon removal for 1200.00.

We are not Calothic and dont want them kind in our GOD house as we like to call it. But I can't see paying the 1200.00 either. What to do? Help we are all hurting until this thing is removed from her.

Tamera

Mr. C answers- Your daughter HATES you for the insanity you and you alone have created in your so called GOD HOUSE. Are you kidding me ONLINE EXORCISMS? OMG they dont work and George Bush is proof of that!

But I do have a solution for you- I have contacted the Clergy on your behalf and they said they would be more than willing to come to your house and preform the ritual for free, but...They declined when I told them she was a girl- Bummer huh.

You have earned the STUPIDITY OF THE WEEK AWARD! Thanks for contacting Mr C- And by the way- You better leave her "Salivating Dog" pictures alone as they will jump off the page and eat you. My advice is that you pack your shit in a book-bag get you some cutchie cutters and start hitch hiking- Do it quick, they are coming for you.

Save yourself before its too late!

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Funny Facebook Status Messages to copy and paste! What do you get when you cross PMS with a GPS? A bitch who will track you down

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Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl - A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a RelationshipWhy Men Marry Bitches: A Woman's Guide to Winning Her Man's Heart

Heart guitarist Nancy Wilson discusses longevity and new album. NOTHING can stop the 80's

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It is amazing how most of the top bands from the 80's are still pumping out one hit right after another! Nothing can compare to the music and the magic of the 80's. Rock on Heart!

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Philip Markoff Craigslist Killer bought ROPE on Craigslist. Left message in blood. I wonder where he got the razor? EBAY?

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Philip Markoff was found dead in his prison cell Sunday.Police have determined that Markoff was distraught over being called the Craigslist Killer. Police are investigating rumors that he was allowed to purchase the items used in the suicide (Rope) from Craigslist...Really? Um no, but funny.

CraigslistMaking a living on craigslist


100 uses for Bottled Water and Rocks..Bieber and Tequila STYLE. Don't try this at home.

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What is up with the rash of water bottle and rock throwing while these idiots are trying to entertain....Oh I forgot, the people they are entertaining are stupid ...Ya think?

Tila Tequila took a few shots to the face when the crowd began firing objects such as water bottles, shit, and rocks at her at the stage Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois. SEE video

While last week little boy "I cant' sing Beiber" got busted in the face with a flying water bottle? Interesting to say the least.